Shruk touches the tower, prompting the tower to step on Shruk, embedding him into the ground. Shruk then touches the ground, which steps on him and kills him. Crackle notices the tower and starts to crack it, since its bars are close enough to bones for this to work. Bone Boy continues standing on the top of the tower, and down below Pedro, Esteban, and Martinez all fall off the tower right into the Mormon Facility. As Mormons, they are of course allowed entry. In the distance, Wibbler Wobbler suddenly receives a weird card, which he holds on to for possible future use. Right outside of the Mormon Facility, a portal opens and the Trifecta-famous accordian player Accord steps out. Pedro grabs a gun and shoots Accord dead on the spot without any sign of remorse, and the accordion, which is named Accordia, writhes in pain as it witnesses its player dying. Accordia swears to claim vengeance on the murderer, but can't figure out who committed the crime, even though Pedro is standing right in front of him with a smoking gun. Accordia goes to detectivoring school for 25 years before the night ends and then begins his investigation, which leads him to some kind of strange crypto-creature.
"jdfhhfcOE MLKjr3rddsgasu" bumbles the scary deformed beasts lips, or at least it seems that way. This phrase is in fact cryptonese, and roughly translates to "Can I conSUME this life form, or does it put my LACK of existence in jeopardy?" Accordia notices a nametag stapled to the saggy skin flaps of the scombulous creature, which reads "Gary Mangan", which translate to "El Chupa Muy Grande" in japo-cryptonese. El Chupa Muy Grande is very angered by this bootleg beast, but before he can fight for dominance, Gary Mangan assimilates him in order to claim his name as his own, evolving into El Nuevo Chupa Muy Grande and causing his tortoise-like proportions to become even more tortoise-like for maximum defensive capabilities. Accordia deduces that this must be the person who killed Accord, and watches as El Nuevo Chupa Muy Grande walks over to the guy who likes kicking puppies and uses his oddly shaped elbow joints to shovel a pile of dirt on top of him, killing him.
Twomad shows up to the Skomlik family reunion, which immediately confuses Skomlik's fourth father, Skohmlik, because he doesn't remember which side of the family Twomad is on. Skohmlik is an outcast of the family due to the fact that his name is pronounced with a long "o" sound. Suddenly, the long lost relatives Sckomlik, sCkomlic, and Skomlihck appear and begin to stir trouble. They start to attack the rest of the family because of something about blood rights and inheriting the throne and getting rid of the outcasts and a new ruler, the typical kind of thing that goes down in these situations. This draws the attention of Steve "Ckomlichk" Harvey, who shows up to supervise this Family Feud. The Family Feud begins, with the Outcasts on one side and the Main Branch on the other. Ckomlichk begins to ask the questions, and the outcasts answer each and every one before the main branch can even respond, despite the fact that the outcasts are outnumbered 3 to 100,000,000,000. Twomad is glad to be on the winning side, and hopes that he will make it out of this feud alive. Shcomlique from the main branch speaks up and says that this has to be bullshit, and takes a good look at Ckomlichk, failing to notice the fact that he has been secretly giving the outcasts the answers. Ckomlichk lets the feud continue on its own while he goes to talk to Gamerman about that game he's playing, and Gamerman whines that he's been stuck on the same boss, which keeps instakilling one of his characters through a bunch of bullcrap RNG. The Skomlik Family Feud continues, with the score being 10,00,0,0,,,0,0 to -13. Before another question can be answered, though, a several mile long blue serpentine creature falls on top of the event, crushing half of the family. Ckomlichk is infuriated by this, moreso because of the fact that the Family Feud was interrupted than the fact that half the family was trampled, and he declares war on the strange beast. Ckomlichk reaches into his pocket and pulls out an obnoxiously long piece of macaroni, which he uses to call in the Inhaler of Noodle. The Inhaler tries to slurgle down the giant noodle creature, but it proves to be too big for his 2 inch body, so he can only get the several mile long beast halfway down. The Inhaler of Noodle then accidentally inhales Esteban, causing his internal antimatter to begin leaking outwards. This infuses the Inhaler with enough power to slurp down the rest of the giant creature, which impresses Some Guy. Pedro and Martinez both gasp in Mormon Mexican at the sudden loss of their half-brother, but there is nothing they can do to save him.
The Inhaler of Noodle regurgitates a small 30 meter chunk of the noodle creature, which has words engraved into the side that read "If found, please return to Mr. Firefox". Next to these words are the initials "DT". Noodle Man shows up to punch the Inhaler, but is swiftly inhaled himself, adding Noodle Man's strength to the Inhaler's own. The Inhaler then starts inhaling the scent trails from the blue serpent to try and track this mysterious "Mr. Firefox". While following the trail, the Inhaler comes across a guy named Mr. Waterfox, who may or may not have some connection to the person that the Inhaler is looking for.
"What you want?" asks Mr. Waterfox, before seeing the text on the side of the 30 meter chunk of rock. "Oh, you want to see him, I see. Alright, you just need to go down Route 66 then split onto the highway to Hell, and then go up the stairway to heaven, and your destination will be on the right." The Inhaler of Noodle begins his journey, but halfway through he notices a Gamestop, and decides to stop to buy a game. Once he gets inside, the Inhaler finds that he is struggling to decide between getting Pokeycho Ultra Ultra Sun or Pokeycho Ultra Ultra Moon. Suddenly, the Inhaler notices another Pokeycho game, Pokeycho Hunt, which he has been looking for for quite some time. Before the Inhaler can purchase anything, though, Super Shopper shows up and buys all of the games in the store before leaving. The Inhaler tries to stop Super Shopper with an antimatter wall, but Super Shopper uses a get out of trap free coupon to pass by it with ease. The Inhaler of Noodle wonders how he could possibly get ahold of a copy of Pokeycho Hunt now, but notices a person named Jug passing by outside with the game he's looking for. The Inhaler immediately kills Jug to claim the game, which also kills Mister Otter through splash damage.