"One day until!" echoes out a strange Scandinavian voice, while a weird blue cubic chicken walks on by. Accordia continues on his quest for revengeance, and soon notices a weird kind of blur in the corner of his vision. The environment becomes clouded in a strange type of fog, and Accordia begins to feel as though he isn't even in the same reality anymore. Accordia turns around and sees some kind of grinning man behind him.
"Hello. I don't believe we've met. My name is East. Unless I am mistaken, I believe that you went somewhere you really shouldn't have gone. However, I don't really care that you went there, I just want to know why, and also how, you left." replies the man calmly.
"East? That's a nice name. I don't know what you're talking about. But while you're here, can you help me track down the person who murdered my goldfish's previous owner, Accord?" Accordia responds obliviously. East seems to detect that some kind of mix-up has been made, and disappears, leaving Accordia right where he was before. Meanwhile, Martinez accidentally pilots his planet a bit too close to the other planet, which causes both of them to get caught in each other's gravitational pull, since this pull is identical between the two. Martinez realizes this planet would actually be perfect as his next blank slate for his hive mind, which would make it the fourth planet in this hive mind, though two of those planets are very small. Martinez decides these smaller planets are useless, so he puts them into his bowl of CoCo Puffs and munches and crunches the barely nutritious meal. Martinez begins coughing and almost chokes on something, and when he spits it out, he finds that somehow a tooth ended up in his cereal. Martinez brainstorms for a short time of 4 and a half years, which are to be fair much shorter due to the state of the planet right now, and decides to get back at the cereal manufacturers by implanting graymatter into the manufacturing equipment, which would result in all of the consumers of the cereal to be assimilated into Martinez's hive mind. Martinez also only just now discovers the death of his Mormon half-brother Esteban, even though he was there and saw it when it happened. Martinez no longer cares about familial bonds, though, as he matured a lot during that brainstorming session. Martinez adds the manufacturing plant into his hive mind, and then starts punishing all the bad little boys and girls by sending them "Oops, all Teeth!" cereal. When the children consume this cereal, their left arms morph into trees of raw brain power, meaning that if Martinez were ever to die, his consciousness and soul would still be shared across more than 5,000,000 beings. Just in case, though, Martinez grabs a random googles and implants his fourteenth brain directly into it to create a backup in case he ever catches a computer virus, but he finds that this googles is too dumb to hold his brain properly, so he begins seeking out a better googles to use as a host. Martinez attempts to sneak into an AP classroom, but Megan Petronskey herself grabs Martinez by the beak and hyanks him out of there, since there isn't room in his schedule for that class. Since Megan is the only being in reality that Martinez views as above himself, he has no choice but to just sulk away angrily.
Five mysterious figures feel a disturbance in the hive mind force, and Scrumbulus Alexander himself leaps into action and begins killing the infected bodies of Martinez's hive mind, which is very ineffective since Alexander has a measly five bodies while Martinez has millions.
"NOOOO! MY EMPIRE, MY ARMY, MY LEGION, MY SQUADRON, MY PLATOON, MY MILITIA, MY FAMILY, MY GROUPIES, MY COAGULATION, MY HIVE MIND IS BEING ATTACKED!" screeches Martinez, for some reason overreacting greatly to this situation. Martinez sends his army to tackle Scrumbulus Alexander's five bodies, but since he's freaking out, he can't properly control the bodies, and Alexander is able to defeat everything Martinez sends at him. Pedro decides to help out his half-brother in this time of need and grabs his gun to attempt to shoot Alexander, but he overanalyzes the situation and thinks that Scrumbulus Alexander only has one actual body and that the others are illusions. Martinez yells at Pedro to just shoot, and Pedro panickedly fires at one of the bodies, causing it to drop dead.
"Dammit, that body was gonna get laid later! How am I going to lose all of my virginities now?" whines Alexander. Pedro is flabbergasted that the other bodies are still alive, and while he's confused, the four bodies rush him and send him flying all the way to the other planet. While in the air, Pedro uses his darkmatter to open a rift to the dark dimension, and a horde of dark demons emerges from the rift and begins raining down onto Martinez's planet. Despite being intended to fight Alexander, the demons are instead munching on Martinez's own bodies, which is actually putting him at risk as they eat their way through half of his numbers before the next hour hits.
"No! I'm mad! Can you not? Awww, shucks. Guess I'll die." Martinez says, going through all of the stages of grief at once and accepting his fate for some reason. Martinez looks at his bucket list to see if he can get anything done before his life ends, but the only item on the list is "Obtain Radiency", which obviously isn't going to happen. Martinez just lets out a sad sigh as the last of his bodies, the dumb googles which he implanted with his brain, is gobbled up by the demons, and Martinez himself dies soon after.
As the last surviving googles and technically the murderer of Martinez, Pedro is feeling really rough about this situation and resorts to alcohol to cure his guilt. However, the only alcohol they have is Tequila Mockingbird, which Pedro can't drink very much of due to his rare allergy to classic novels. Pedro starts looking around and finds a floating mansion, which he decides he can maybe live in, but when he touches it, it turns into a fortress made of darkmatter, which saddens Pedro because he is now surrounded by darkness. Pedro attempts to commit sriracha, but the darkness around him consumes all of his pathetic attempts to end his misery. However, Pedro snaps out of his depression when he realizes that he has to keep up his morning gig, and he grabs his flaming fox costume and heads to his job at Franco Floatzel's Frappachinoria. When he arrives, though, Pedro finds that he has been fired due to the fact that he is now a felon, and has been replaced by a menacing strand of DNA, who laughs maniacally while he puts on his new and improved Mr. Floatzel Firefox suit. Pedro grabs his gun and tries to shoot the DNA, but his mouth spasms and he accidentally shoots Knife Kid instead, resetting his timer on how long he has to wait before he can come alive again. Pedro grows angered that he seems unable to kill anybody evil except for his own kin, but has no trouble killing the innocent accidentally. Pedro tries to shoot himself, but the bullet goes sailing past his head and hits Ackley instead, who had managed to escape from the fissure by finding an indentation in the wall and burrowing his way up to the surface. Pedro gets so fed up that he says a word so bad that all 87 of his mothers show up to wash his mouth out with SuperfanToys soap shaped like a brick.
Suddenly, a very large statured man calmly walks in front of Pedro.
"You want to die, son?" asks the man, smirking.
"W-Who are you?" whimpers Pedro in his Brazili-Mexican voice.
"The name's Armstrong, Senator Steven Armstrong. I'm the Senator of Colorado. All you gotta do is give me somethin', and death'll be yours." The man declares. The veiny-faced man extends an arm out, expecting a handshake, and Pedro quickly shakes it, offering anything that Armstrong could desire in exchange for the sweet taste of death. Armstrong laughs and absorbs Pedro's darkmatter aura into his hardened body, granting Pedro a form that once again allows death. In this form, though, Pedro no longer desires death, but he can do nothing as he shrivels up into nothingness anyways. Outside, a couple of people seem to have noticed Armstrong and think that he resembles a SuperfanToys figure. These two then get into a bit of an argument because the toys that they're holding seem to resemble each other, and while they're bickering, Senator Armstrong notices out of the corner of his eye another large man entering the area, and turns to see Armstrong Senator approaching him.
"Ha! You call yourself Armstrong? Look at THESE bad boys, your scrawny arms could never compare to the likes of these!" boasts Armstrong Senator, showing off his massive arms. Senator Armstrong immediately gets pissed and throws his stiff body right towards Armstrong Senator, but he misses. Armstrong Senator punches Senator Armstrong very hard, which doesn't damage Senator Armstrong's body at all, but it sends him flying back 50 feet and tumbling on the ground. Senator Armstrong picks himself up slightly so that he can look through his legs to catch sight of his foe. "Once again, you prove how weak you are, haha!" taunts Armstrong Senator. Senator Armstrong gets pissed again and merges his natural blood with his artificial blood, which then combines with the power of darkmatter to make Senator Armstrong several times stronger than Armstrong Senator. However, it does not make him any smarter, so when Senator Armstrong tries to go for the exact same charging attack as before, Armstrong Senator is still able to dodge it. Armstrong Senator then punches Senator Armstrong again, which pushes him back only 49 feet instead of the full 50, and still does no damage.
A strange cyborg man drops down nearby and chuckles at these two amateurs.
"Now you're just being nasty! HEhaeheHAehaheHA!" laughs the cyborg under his breath, before attempting to hack and slash at these two large men with his spiffy sword. Armstrong Senator throws a punch at the cyborg, which pushes him back just like it did with Senator Armstrong, but doesn't do anything more than this. While Armstrong Senator is distracted, Senator Armstrong charges at him full speed and uses his immense strength to bend Armstrong Senator's strong arms into floppy noodles. Armstrong Senator angrily channels all of the useless arm muscles into his legs, becoming Legstrong Senator. Senator Armstrong immediately rams into Legstrong Senator, causing the two massively powerful men to fuse together into Senastrong Legstor. Senastrong Legstor turns his attention to the robotic ninja man.
"Son, Senastrong Legstor, Lord of Darkmatter Hardening And Legs is my full name, but you can call me Legstor. Now tell me boy, what ill will you got 'gainst me?" asks Legstor to the ninja, who just licks his blade bloodily. He accidentally cuts his tongue while doing this, but this barely effects him, other than causing some of his artificial blood to fall to the ground. The silvery blood then forms into a hand, which crawls back up the ninja's body and into his tongue, plugging up the wound where it came from. Suddenly, the entire everything begins to shake, and a holy stairway descends from Valhalla. From this stairway comes a mighty boat, and from this boat emerges the almighty viking Leif Erikson.
"HINGA DINGA DURGEN!" yodels Leif Erikson, before getting back in the boat and riding the stairway back into Valhalla. While this was going on, Ooglay showed up despite not being invited. The only person who even comes close to Ooglay is Blueberry Miller, who screams in fear while running away past Ooglay, as she senses something coming. As Blueberry runs into the distance, the distinct sound of the closet closet door creaking open can be heard. From the closet closet emerges the deadly manager of all managers of managers, Dixon Ticonderoga, or as he is known on the streets, Mr. Firefox.