Suddenly, a self-replicating creature known as Face is summoned to the area, and Sundowner immediately tries to use his big machetes to slice it in two. This simply causes there to now be two Faces, one of which attaches itself to Sundowner and becomes his face. Sundowner isn't too bright, so he does the same thing on his own face, which created a third Face, and also kills Sundowner. Sam hides the evidence and notices one of the Faces thinking about attaching itself to him. Sam takes the Face by surprise by smiling that same shit-eating grin so hard the the Face is destroyed, due to being unable to exist in the presence of such an overwhelming face. The other Face attaches itself to Sam's mouth so that he can't do that again, and the third Face just floats away. Sam isn't sure what to do next, so he just contemplates for a bit.
"Hey, did ya hear they're making an Astral Domination movie?" says some random person to another.
"Yeah, but Superfan's name is nowhere on it! It's being produced by some guy named W. Mark!" responds the other. The two then notice as Jetstream Sam walks by and finds some kind of large tangled mess of yoyos. Sam begins slashing and stabbing the yoyos, but there are just too many to properly deal with it, so he calls in his deranged friend, Monsoon. Monsoon shows up and skewers so many yoyos with his oversized tuning fork that half of them are gone within a year.
"Memes, the DNA of the soul!" Monsoon chuckles as he continues smiting the yoyos. Monsoon rips out an abnormally large DNA strand from one of the yoyos and slurps in down like a noodle. "EXQUISITE!" says Monsoon, licking his lips after that tasty meal. The yoyos retreat due to losing 98% of their forces to cholera, but they might be back some time. "It's like I always say: Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!" rasps Monsoon, before leaving and scattering his body into pieces across the world until he's needed again.
"Glad that's over with." sighs Sam, breathing a breath of relief which is also a breath of air. Due to Sam's guard being down, Lightning tries to ambush him from behind, but Sam has eyes on the back of his head so he sees this coming and is able to dodge Lightning and slice off one of his limbs with his 1000 degree sword. Lightning is mad because he just got his limbs replaced, and also can't figure out which limb got cut off.
"There are child soldiers in LIBERIA that could be using these limbs instead of me!" growls Lightning, before figuring out that the limb was a single strand of his artificial hair. "You're batshit INSANE!" roars Lightning while Sam smirks at him. Before Lightning can lunge at Sam, a large amount of black arms grab him from behind and start attaching themselves to Lightning's back, causing a great deal of pain. The arms start sensually feeling up Lightning for weapons, until a French voice yells at them to stop, and all of the arms skitter away towards the voice. The arms attach themselves to the French person, who then chains a bunch of the remaining arms together like Expo markers. Sam retreats from the scene as the weird French person links even more arms together to create a robotic centipede-like creature known as Metal Gear DOM, indicated by the name being etched into its side. Lightning starts trying to attack this beast, but the arms just keep reattaching each other, so Lightning has to figure out an alternate strategy.
While Lightning is fending off Metal Gear DOM, Dixon Ticonderoga shows up again on the horizon and uses his pencil sword to draw a virus creature, which comes to life before Dixon leaves. The virus begins attacking RStupidity, who had just shown up nearby. RStupidity uses their own crayon to draw several "dogs", which begin attacking the virus. A couple of cultists appear and start summoning something, which is a long process. Mister Otter tries to claw at the cultists, but he breaks a nail and dies in the process. A puddle of sauce falls from the ceiling onto one of the cultists, who then throws it out the window right into Twomad's mouth. The cultists finish their ritual and successfully summon Other Greg, which makes Twomad scream for two whole hours. Other Greg immediately eats both cultists, which is a very delicious meal. Other Greg then goes to eat Ooglay, but Ooglay is able to tame the beast, and starts riding it around. Meanwhile, Lightning has figured out that if he attacks the beast's joints, the arms can't reconnect each other and just go limp like a bunch of biscuits. On one of these flaccid arms, Lightning notices a switch, which he flips, causing Metal Gear DOM to disperse into many arms and skitter away. The weird French person, who is in fact Mistral, lets out a gasp as she sees this.
"BASTARD! YOU TURNED ON MY LIFE INHIBITORS!" shouts Mistral, before dying on the spot.
Lightning suddenly receives an incoming message in the form of a stone tablet being thrown at him by a courier, who quickly scurries away. Lightning reads the rock out loud to himself.
"This next mission is important. I've found evidence that could take us right to the guy behind all of this. Meet me at G.A., in our 'special place'. ~H" After he finishes reading the tablet, Lightning crushes it in his hand and eats the chunks because he's hungry. Lightning begins scrambling and scombling his way towards his destination, and on the way he dashes through a strip club and buys a lot of bacon strips because he needs to constantly keep himself fueled with food when he runs long distances like this. Soon enough, Lightning comes skidding to a stop as he reaches Grandpa's Ashes. "Hey G.A., you remember that one place? Can you point me in the right direction?"
"Yeah." responds Grandpa's Ashes, before pointing towards a tree with one of its plane parts. Lightning skates over to the tree, and is immediately greeted by his old pal html4.