Gamerman notices Man Man nearby, but also notices Jamie the Amy, who claims to be an original and not a copy. Shadow the Edgehog laughs in his grave, which is audible from beneath the ground.
"Hey! Hello." says Man Man to Jamie, who responds by howling and scowling. Man Man assumes this is a normal interaction, and does the same thing.
"GIMME ALL YOUR SONIC MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW!" roars Jamie. "You have none to give? Then you DIE!"
Jamie brandishes his big hammer. Man Man thinks for a moment and then slides to left, and Jamie joins him in doing the Cha Cha Slide. Suddenly, the two are interrupted by a rogue sect of the Walmart Crew, which begins swarming them. Jamie leaps into the air and slams them all into a bloody pulp with his hammer.
"That'll teach ya to interrupt Cupid's Kerfuffle." sneers Jamie. Man Man walks away, walking right past RStupidity on his way out.
Html4 shows Lightning a piece of scrap metal left over from one of the cyborg's bodies, which has the letters "TI" engraved on it. Lightning realizes what this means, and he and html4 rush over to a nearby factory. The factory seems to be completely abandoned, but it has a "TI" logo identical to the one on the scrap metal. Html4 notices a weird calculator on the ground and picks it up, causing the screen to light up.
"This is the end for you. Now you will burn." reads the text on the screen, before firing out some kind of laser at html4. Html4 is incinerated within seconds, and the calculator begins rumbling as it slowly takes on its true form. Lightning watches in shock and awe as the calculator assembles into none other than Texas Instruments, who stares down Lightning while John Mir walks around in the background looking for the Mirror of Truth. Texas immediately summons all of the remaining Desperados to the area. Senator Armstrong appears, having miraculously survived the encounter with Lightning, and Sam also shows up, wearing Mistral's lifeless body to replace his damaged exosuit. Monsoon's pieces also magnetically form together nearby, coming from seven pods from the four corners of the world.
"I finally managed to track you down, now it's time to TAKE you down!" yells a voice from a nearby hilltop, before the skinny figure jumps forth to reveal that it is in fact Dixon Ticonderoga.
"You grungled fool! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" shouts Texas in an excitedly menacing manner, though he doesn't actually do anything other than say this vaguely threatening line. Dixon unsheathes his massive sword, which begins to speak in tongues until Dixon smacks it to make it shut up. Dixon strikes a menacing pose, and then bops the hilt of his sword on the ground, summoning all of his abominations to him at once.
"You may have your Desperados, but I have a legion of freaks!" laughs Dixon Ticonderoga, sending forth one of the generals of his army: Ungalo, the Griped Son.
"You call that FREAKY? Watch this." laughs Texas Instruments, before taking his twisty straw and sticking it right into Senator Armstrong's ear. Texas's massive buzzwolen arm begins to shrink as he squirts the raw muscle power into Senator Armstrong, causing him to become super strong and swollen. Armstrong Senator senses this increase in strength, and shows up to pop those muscles. Armstrong Senator grabs Senator Armstrong's arms and squeezes them until they pop like a balloon, deflating Senator Armstrong completely. The text on Texas's screen reads "0h 5h007", as it seems he was not anticipating this turn of events. Dixon leaps at Texas and swings his sword, and Texas throws his shield to block Dixon before he can reach him. Dixon uses the shield as a platform and jumps off of it, forcing Texas to use the gloved hand at the end of his wiggly arm to catch the blade directly. Texas begins blinking in morse code, which translates to "Muda". Dixon grunts and pushes harder, but it's no use, and Texas smacks Dixon away, shouting "DENIED" loudly as he does so. However, Dixon's angered face turns into a smirk, because Texas failed to notice Ungalo creeping up behind him. As Ungalo approaches, a hulking green apparition manifests in the air behind him, which is in fact his Stand, Giant. Giant punches Texas's buzzwolen arm right off, forcing the Lubellian head inside of Texas's torso to catch the limb with his incisors. Texas's last remaining friend, RAY, shows up on the scene, having just finished killing somebody named Seto on the top of a nearby tower. RAY uses the abnormally long toenail on the middle toe of his left foot to attempt to slit Ungalo's throat, but Ungalo is so fuck-ugly that RAY can't even tell where the throat is, so he just slashes Ungalo's finger instead.
"ARE YOU READY TO RATTLE THEM BONES?" asks Bone Boy as he emerges from his body bag nearby. Nobody really pays attention to Bone Boy, though, and Ungalo just uses Giant's intense power to grab RAY by his neck and use him as a living shield against Texas's relentless whip-like attacks. RAY is shredded into pulled pork sized pieces in a matter of seconds, leaving just Ungalo and Texas staring each other down. The light on Texas's chest suddenly turns on and projects a hologram of a strange pink cup-like creature with the letters "TI" on it, and two slonky red arms emerging from the top. The screen on Texas's face displays one simple word: "Touch". Texas Instruments uses his whip arm to slice Giant in half, causing Ungalo to fall as well. Texas then turns and sees PTSDkomlik rushing at him like a rhino, determined to get revenge on Texas for making him miss the family reunion due to being trapped in one of Texas's labor camps. Texas tries to avoid the attack, but a metal arm comes out of nowhere and pins him down, ensuring that Texas will be impaled.
"You forgot to write my paycheck last week, snub!" snarls Monsoon, revealing that this arm belongs to him. Texas stares at the traitor in shock as PTSDkomlik runs right into him, ramming straight into the stitched up scar on Texas's face. The scar rips open and gets all nasty, but PTSDkomlik isn't done yet, and keeps digging deeper despite the excruciating pain that comes with doing so. The damage done by this attack is enough that Texas's nanomachines can't instantly repair him, but Texas decides he's done dealing with PTSDkomlik, and uses the buzzwolen arm in his teeth to grab PTSDkomlik's head and crush it.
"Was me finally useful after all?" whines PTSDkomlik as his head is being crushed, before his brain is fully squished by Texas and he dies for good.