Dixon Ticonderoga laughs at the fact that Texas Instruments is getting beaten so easily while Dixon himself hasn't even been damaged, but suddenly the frisbee shield that Texas threw earlier boomerangs back, slicing right through one of Dixon's menacing symbols. This unleashes an explosion of wild energy, which sends Dixon's pencil sword hurtling into the ground in such a way that it draws a picture of a spear, which is granted materialism by the wild energy and becomes the holy spear, Heaven's Requiem. Dixon scrambles to grab Heaven's Requiem and throws it at Giant, which has still not fully faded away due to its sheer size. Giant is impaled by the spear, which revives it, but since Ungalo is already dead, Giant becomes a completely new independent Stand named Titán. Now that he is sentient and has free will, Titán goes to the local EB games to buy a copy of Zelch Squelchers, but he only has Brazilian Reals on him. The cashier, Teriyaki Jakyoin, shows Titán the section of foreign games that he can buy with this alien currency, one of which is Pokeycho Emerald Splash, which Teriyaki claims has unsurpassable popularity. Super Shopper shows up and buys many copies of many games before leaving. Titán uses his super intelligence to determine that buying this game would be worth it, but while he wasn't looking, Teriyaki swapped out Pokeycho Emerald Splash with Pokeycho Magician's Red, which is overpriced and has barely any replay value. Titán starts to catch on, but Teriyaki distracts him by breaking a random clock.
"Hello superbeings, I prefer the societal pronoun of, Exo-TitanPrime the Kalamata Sucker, and I have high relations with...secret...people who may or may not be able to get you morphed through hyper light into higher dimensions. I'm pleased to meet you all." says a strange being that manifests out of the haze. Dixon and Texas are unsure of how to react to this new arrival, but Grandpa's Ashes says a polite "hello". Exo-TitanPrime looks around for who said this, and when Grandpa's Ashes "waves", Exo-TitanPrime shuts down into ComaMode, which is a trademarked mode very similar to a coma except more profitable. Dixon and Texas resume their strife, clashing their sword and shield together, but they suddenly notice a bulky man named Neanderthal Ned approaching them. Also nearby, a blackish portal opens up following a massive but brief rumble, and two drones emerge, dragging a strange hunk of flesh with them. Dixon and Texas pause their brawl to acknowledge this event, which gives Grandpa's Ashes an opportunity to slam into both of them with one of his shelves. Dixon and Texas are only confused by this for a moment, but then they throw the shelf aside and start fighting again.
"We bring a vessel of influencing, it shall develop around its surroundings...we mean no harm but we will not fret to kill those who threaten our creator's final beast." the drones speak in an odd robotic voice, while the eyes of the flesh look around before continuing its approach towards Ned. However, the vessel is suddenly distracted by the arrival of what appears to be a young child, who is in fact Jonnnny Super Smash, one of the Super Smash Brothers. For some reason the drones perceive this as a threat, and they begin making an alert noise, which summons a weird space man who doesn't do anything other than repeat the noise. Jonnnny summons Mario Mario to spam his forward aerial attack on the drones, which makes them drop the vessel in rage. The drones create a sound-based earthquake by firing noise into the ground, which causes seismic spikes to start sprouting out of the ground and heading towards Mario. The vessel seems to be hatching in a way, as flesh has begun tearing off of it. The drones can't take the stress anymore and kamikaze right into Mario, exploding and sending Mario launching into the distance. "FOOTBALL!" scream the drones in their final moments before being destroyed. More flesh is torn from the vessel, and a pitch black aura begins to take shape around it.
"Those drones were stupid anyways...are you going to challenge me?" asks the aura, which has taken a more humanoid form. Jonnnny summons Ness Earthbound, who spams PK fire repeatedly on the aura, causing it to flinch. "What are you?"
"I am one of the Smash Brothers! The best one, in fact!" Jonnnny says as he summons Lucas Mother 3 to join Ness in the PK fire spam. The being summons a masked man to make Lucas cry, but Lucas still attacks while this is happening. The being threatens to take Jonnnny's body, but Jonnnny ignores that and summons Kirby Kirby to start crushing the being by becoming a rock. The being warps away and leaves multiple redheads behind to deal with Jonnnny. Suddenly, the somewhat angsty relative of Jonnnny, Indy Super Smash, appears nearby and summons Goku Dragon Ball. "Oh no, not you…" groans Jonnnny.
"YES me!" responds Indy, ignoring the shadowy beings being summoned by that dark aura.
"Stop bringing your crappy ideas into my perfect ideas!"
"You only use characters that YOU like! I'm the REAL fan favorite!"
"Who cares what the FANS think? This isn't about them!" Jonnnny turns to the shadowy beings and tells them to go away, too, since they seem to be trying to join in this conversation between Smash Brothers. Goku begins eating an entire fridge worth of food while Indy summons Sans Deltarune, who immediately starts looking for mothers to befriend. Sans is approached by the two shadowy beings, which have begun to resemble characters from anime. Sans begins sweating, and is soon disintegrated by a book that is thrown by one of the beings. Indy looks sadly at the dust pile, the same way a child would look at a toy from the dollar store when it broke after ten minutes of use.
"Aw, man." Indy says, but isn't really too impacted by this.
"Wait a second, Indy, did you summon those two?" Jonnnny asks, pointing at the shadowy anime beings.
"What? I would never! They don't have enough mass audience appeal!"
"Well, if I didn't summon them, and you didn't summon them, then that must mean…" while the tension rises, Goku slurps down a comically large noodle, and as tension rises even further, Kirby sucks up a comically long Goku. The shadowy beings dissipate, and the original being that summoned them comes forth again, now fully formed into a humanoid shape.