The Trader Joe's arrives in another Radiant Realm, and M'arc Jacobs immediately shoos Wiggles while John Doe heads off on his own. Wiggles takes a look around, and realizes that this Realm isn't unfamiliar to him. Wiggles passes by Bucky the Flower God as he begins skateboarding towards a nearby town, where he spots a young Asian boy who he recognizes with ease. While Wiggles continues approaching the boy, a scientist named Kalamiti walks out of a nearby building and starts walking down the street in the other direction. Wiggles taps the boy on the shoulder, prompting him to immediately spin around. The boy is none other than Wiggles's old pal and detective partner, Tsukumojuku! While Wiggles and Tsukumojuku start to catch each other up on what the other missed, Bone Boy jumps out of his body bag and immediately sees a creature named Sunric and prepares to smack him with the body bag.
"OH GOD!" yells Sunric, while Bone Boy smashes him far into the distance. Sunric lands right near Yeeter Skeeter, who hits the yeet and then hops away. Sunric looks around and finds that he fell into some kind of forest, and Sunric quickly sees a column of smoke rising in the distance. Sunric goes towards the smoke, and finds some kind of crazy man burning down the forest for seemingly no reason. This man is in fact FryEmUp, and his flamethrower is his Stand, Hot Chicken. Sunric sees that this man is clearly bonkers, so he tries to run away, only to trip and hit his knee on a rock, which is really painful. Sunric takes another look at FryEmUp, and realizes that he actually seems to be livestreaming this very illegal act, though it seems like nobody is stopping him for some reason. Sunric panics and calls out for someone to stop FryEmUp, not actually expecting a response. However, to Sunric's surprise, he can hear the unmistakable sound of approaching police sirens, and Sunric turns around just in time to see a police car rapidly driving towards the scene of the crime. Sunric watches as somebody jumps out of the driver's seat, sending the car hurtling forwards, before it slams into FryEmUp and pins him to a rather large tree. The figure who was in the car stands up and adjusts his police cap, his badge revealing him to be none other than the one and only legendary police officer, Wee Woo.
"Stop in the name of Jesus and the law!" shouts Wee Woo. Wee Woo gestures for Sunric to stay back, and then brings out his Whappin' Stick and starts menacingly approaching FryEmUp. FryEmUp reaches for Hot Chicken, but Wee Woo whaps his hand away before he can grab the weapon. While Wee Woo is dealing with FryEmUp, Sunric suddenly notices something crawling out of the corner of the corner, which turns out to be a creepy being known as Creepo the Crep. Creepo lets out a creepy laugh and starts approaching Sunric, who starts to freak out because of how creepy Creepo is.
"Hey! Stay back! The power of Christ compels you!" shouts Sunric while Creepo continues to approach at the speed of approach. Sunric calls out for Wee Woo to help him, and Wee Woo whaps FryEmUp one last time before heading over to investigate this disturbance.
"Hey, you! You're making this civilian uncomfortable! Stop right where you are!" demands Wee Woo, but Creepo doesn't cease his approach. Wee Woo jumps forwards and whaps Creepo, but Creepo grabs on to Wee Woo's leg and starts somehow managing to eat the whaps. Creepo then continues approaching Sunric while still latched on to Wee Woo, and Sunric continues freaking out. Sunric tries to run away, but Creepo's approach never stops. Sunric eventually trips over a branch and turns around to see Creepo still approaching, never actually seeming to reach Sunric. Sunric stops in place, and observes as Creepo continues his approach.
"Hey, can you actually do something besides just walking towards me?" growls Sunric, but of course Creepo just continues to get ever closer. Sunric crosses his arms and stands still, waiting for Creepo to actually do something, but all Creepo does is approach. Yeeter Skeeter hits another big yeet, before skedaddling once more. Sunric cheers on Yeeter Skeeter, and just as he starts to ignore Creepo, another being starts approaching, appearing to be some kind of weird grain-based succubus named Disbread. While Creepo and Disbread both approach Sunric, another odd looking fellow begins doing a dance-like walk towards Sunric. The choker he's wearing reads "Pucci Control".
"I'll be Joining the Gang now" says Pucci Control, pointing weirdly at Sunric. For some reason, Pucci Control's presence repels Creepo and Disbread, which also causes Creepo to detach from Wee Woo. Creepo distrusts this dude who looks like a lady very much, so he puts up a fighting stance, and in response Pucci Control brings out his airplane-like Stand, Weather Reconnaissance. Creepo sees this and brings out his own Stand, Draw Near, and Disbread jumps to his side with her Stand, On Pursuit, at the ready. Yeeter Skeeter rolls up and pops an ollie, before telling Sunric that everything will be okay and continuing to roll onwards into the horizon. From a nearby bush hops a dinosaur named Yago, who was drawn to all the Stand users in the area, and after arriving brings out his own Stand, Was (not Was). Wee Woo jots down in his notes that these Stand users seem to be attracting each other, but before any of the Stand users in the vicinity can actually interact with one another, a terrifying life form suddenly manifests from cyberspace in between everybody else. This Shiny Porygon2 says some kind of sentence in morse code, and then a string of symbols jumps out of Pucci Control's cell phone, before taking on the shape of Shiny Porygon2. Wee Woo examines the being that just manifested, and finds that it seems to be a solid piece of code. While Disbread tries and fails to seduce the code, it grabs hold of Pucci Control and drags him into his cell phone, turning him into a digital form and holding him hostage. However, since nobody loves Pucci Control's fuck-ugly ass, nobody takes up the ransom. The being begins speaking, revealing it to in fact be the Shiny Porygon2's Stand which doubles as a translator.
"If the lot of ye be Stand users and all in one place, then ye must be Crusaders." states the Stand, hovering menacingly in place. "If that's so, then WHY AIN'T YA HALPIN' OUT YER FELLOW CRUSADER?!" demands the Stand, but nobody responds.
"Who are you?" yells Pucci Control from within his virtual prison.
"I...be Digital!" responds the Stand, still waiting for some kind of response from any of the other Stand users in the area. Wiggles McGee and Tsukumojuku arrive at the scene to investigate the sudden disappearance of Pucci Control, just as Pucci Control's digital body begins to shift around and take on a new form inside of his cell phone.