"Oh wow, can I let Indy choose?" inquires Jonnnny, looking over the many empty husks before him.
"Of course, just throw the soul up and it should be drawn towards the body that suits it best!" declares Rohan. Jonnnny throws the soul into the air, and it coils into a drill like shape and rockets directly into a body. "Ah, I see he chose the Undertale San model, a very good choice."
"Oh, phew, it actually is Indy! For a moment, I was worried you were scamming me or something." sighs Jonnnny, while Indy steps forth with his new mechanical body. "Anyway, hey Indy, you're back!"
"Yeah, I'm still a bit bummed that that show didn't happen, but I'm mostly over it now." says Indy. Jonnnny hands Indy his summon items, and also mentions the Andys he saw in the interface, which Indy thinks about for a moment, only to have his train of thought interrupted by the unmistakable sound of a car being eaten. Indy and Jonnnny head outside and see Bogfoot eating a car that Sundombo had been planning on using.
"Hey asshat! I was gonna use that car!" shouts Sundombo, prompting Bogfoot to turn and look at him for a moment before letting out a loud burp.
"Fuck your car. Needed more oil." says Bogfoot, before starting to walk away.
"HEY, GET BACK HEROGUTH!" roars Sundombo.
"NO!"
"YOU DAMN CRYPTO-CREATURE!" the moment Sundombo says this, Bogfoot comes right back.
"That's fuckin' racist!" growls Bogfoot, before starting to chomp on some of Sundombo's mechanical pieces. Sundombo starts punching out Bogfoot's teeth, but they grow back at an alarmingly fast speed. "HEY ROHAN, WE GOT A RACIST OVER HERE!"
"That's not allowed in MY district!" shouts Rohan, slonking out of all three buildings at once.
"Yeah, this guy called me the CC word!"
"That's a tier 4 racial slur! The least severe punishment for that is immediate exile, and the least severe after that is death!" Rohan says, menacingly pointing at Sundombo, who chuckles and picks up a stick, which he turns into a propeller before beginning to fly away.
"CALL IN THE RODS!" exclaims Bogfoot, while Sundombo keeps laughing and getting farther away. However, his eyelids suddenly close inexplicably, and he spirals down before crashing into the ground, leaving a massive crater. When the smoke clears, Sundombo is gone with no trace except for the very visible set of footprints into the distance.
"Hey Indy, I think we should leave." remarks Jonnnny, looking around at the rest of this strange district known as the Crypt.
"Yeah, this place is getting really weird." notes Indy, which prompts Bogfoot to show up behind him.
"This ain't the weirdest place you've seen, kid. Come on, I'll show ya." says Bogfoot, gesturing for Indy to follow.
"Last time someone said that, they took me to Gravy Island. In other words, I'm in. Lead the way!" Indy smiles gleefully and follows Bogfoot, who leads him and Jonnnny to the edge of the district and then some, eventually stopping in front of a weird looking portal known as a Spot.
"Go on, look inside." says Bogfoot, before walking away. Indy shrugs and sticks his head in the Spot, and inside he sees many things that he doesn't think there exist words to describe. Indy then leaves the Spot, and Jonnnny notices a nearby sign.
"Hey Indy, look, we somehow ended up in the next town over! It's called...Costa Brava! Apparently they're having a bald guy convention in that building over there at some point!" Jonnnny exclaims.
"Whoa, really? I haven't seen one of those in years! I heard the last one got cancelled because too many actual bald guys tried to show up."
"Yeah, but apparently they'll kick out any real bald guy they see this year."
"Good, it would be a real shame if they had to cancel such a rare event again."
"I heard that Terry is going to be there this year, he says he grew out his hair just for this."
"Wow, he must really want to go."
"We should say hi to him! You can tell him that you died and then didn't."
"Oh yeah, I'll bet he'll be super jealous that I got to do it first!"
"Heck yeah! One problem though, I have no clue when it starts." Jonnnny says, examining the sign for further details but not finding any.
"Uhhh, maybe we can ask one of the locals?" Indy suggests, and he and Jonnnny head into Costa Brava to ask around. They eventually figure out that apparently nobody knows when the convention starts, but that there will be a big announcement when it does, and that people are already camping out around the convention center even though Indy and Jonnnny didn't see anybody when they were over there.
"Maybe we can find Terry camping out there!" Jonnnny notes.
"Yeah! He's probably lurking around somewhere where we didn't look!"
"Alright, let's see. What does Terry look like again? Is he the one who summons SuperfanToys characters?"
"No, I think that's Tony, remember how they always pretend to be each other?"
"Oh yeah, I remember they mentioned once that Jerry tried to join it but failed."
"Ha, what a goofball." As Jonnnny and Indy arrive back outside of the convention center, they start walking around and calling out Terry's name. After about an hour of doing this, Terry actually does show up, seemingly amazed that these two actually bothered to call for him for so long.
"The hell do you two want?" asks Terry.
"We just wanted to say hi, and also Indy wanted to tell you something." explains Jonnnny, before letting Indy say the rest.
"Yeah, I died and then I didn't!" Indy exclaims proudly.
"Why should I care?" responds Terry, raising an eyebrow.
"What, aren't you mad that I got to be the first Super Smash Brother to die and then not?"
"You aren't the first, Indy. Don't you remember Steve? His whole thing is dying and then resummoning himself."
"Oh, I forgot about him after he left to go to clown college."
"So, do you two actually have anything worthwhile to say or are you just gonna keep bothering me?"
"Oh yeah! Paul got put in a correctional facility!" Jonnnny chimes in, which seems to greatly shock Terry.
"What?! Don't you remember, if anything happens to Paul the balance of the Smash Brothers will go crazy! His characters will run rampant and everything will be complete chaos! Do you know where exactly he was taken?"
"Uh, Cop E. took him to some kind of special 'rehabilitation center'."
"Wait, WHAT? Alright, alright. Cop E. Wright." Terry says, and waits. Terry seems confused that Cop isn't immediately showing up, and says his name again. "That's odd, normally he's summoned when somebody says his name."
"Wait, isn't that him right over there?" Indy says, pointing in the window of the convention center.
"Please tell me that the rehabilitation center isn't in the same building as the bald convention."
"Uh, it's no-"
"That wasn't an invitation to actually tell me that. Alright, looks like we might need to get in there. Indy, can any of your summons get through locked doors?"
"Hey, what about mine?" asks Jonnnny.
"Jonnnny, unless you got any new toys recently,"
"Actually…" Jonnnny says while he brings out Snake Metal Gear.
"Oh, yeah, he can probably get in just fine!" notes Indy, while Snake slinks in through a vent that nobody saw earlier.