Lifelight notices Red Hot Chili Pepper again and shoots a beam in the direction it came from, but the electric Stand manages to retreat back into the ceiling light before it can be hit, causing the light to be hit instead. Lifelight then fires another beam at the light card, turning it into a card card. Outside near Sunric, Hill Watchers shows up with his trusty AK48.

"Whoa is that roblock?" asks Sunric, prompting Hill to immediately shoot him with the AK48. Sunric gets knocked to the ground, and the Canobie Rabbit immediately shows up and begins devouring Sunric's corpse, starting with all of his memory bones. Wee Woo suddenly notices Red Hot Chili Pepper again, but before he can use Synchronicity to make the Stand leave, Red Hot Chili Pepper smashes open some kind of display case and grabs a weird elaborate gun out of it, before leaving again. The alien-like guy named Lobus who was standing around the case doesn't even seem to notice that the gun was stolen. Electric Soldier retrieves the gun from his Stand and starts to crawl away, and the Canobie Rabbit sees this and starts chasing after Electric Soldier to finish him off. Electric Soldier points the gun at the Rabbit and fires it, but the bullet goes sailing right past the Rabbit and hits Red Hot Chili Pepper instead, causing it to drop to the ground and begin convulsing, while the Rabbit begins mauling Mister Otter. The Rabbit then lunges at Electric Soldier again, but just before it can reach him, it gets stopped in midair by some unseen force, which is in fact Electric Soldier's newly evolved Stand, Red Hot Chili Pepper Requiem, which grabs hold of the attacking Rabbit and moves faster than light over to the nearby power box before slamming the Rabbit inside of it. Suddenly, a familiar ethereal being manifests right in front of Electric Soldier.

"I AM THE GHOST OF CHEESE, AVENGER OF ALL UNEATEN CHEESE, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING YOUR CHEESE‽" exclaims the Ghost. Electric Soldier cocks his head confusedly, since it has yet to eat any cheese in this form, but it holds up a picture of Shiny Porygon2 eating a digital wedge of cheese. The Ghost of Cheese seems to accept this answer, as it vanishes without further action. Inside, Jonnnny heads over to Snake to see how his sales are going. Snake reports that the rate of purchase has been steadily slowing down, but it's still fast enough that he actively needs assistance from Goku.

"Hrng...honestly, I'm not even sure how there are this many people at this convention." Snake grunts, still restocking the shelves constantly.

"Hey Indy, Snake wants to know why so many people are at this convention, see if you can scan the whole thing to find out." Jonnnny says, and Indy nods and begins scanning the building. After doing this, information about the building's purposes appears on Indy's visor, with the most recent entry on the list being this very convention. This information says that there has been remarkably high attendance at this particular convention, though it doesn't give any reasons that even hint at why this could be.

"Maybe people are just showing up more because they've taken extra measures to make sure bald people don't get in?" Indy ponders.

"Or MAYBE, the bald people are finding ways to sneak in and that's why the numbers are higher than normal! We have to stop them!"

"Oh dang, I didn't even think about that! If they realize bald people are slipping past the security, they'll shut down the event!"

"Snake, there might be actual bald people here, you gotta help us find them before the convention is shut down!"

"Alright, I'm on it, I'll let Goku manage the stand while I head back into the vents." Snake grumbles, before slinking back into the still-open vent.

"Snake, remember, be on the lookout for fake bald caps! They might even be wearing wigs under bald caps to make it harder to find them!"

"Understood. Hrnghnh...this could be harder than I thought."

"Wait, Indy! Scan the crowd to see if you can find any actual bald people!"

"Oh yeah, good idea!" exclaims Indy, beginning to scan the crowd, which takes a considerable amount of time due to the amount of individual entities he has to analyze. "Oh no, according to the scan there is one bald person in here!"

"Wait, only one? I guess so many people missed out last time that they came twice!"

"But wait, that one bald person still needs to be gotten rid of! They might be scouting out the place and preparing to call in more bald people!"

"Yeah, we have to make sure we find them and do something about it, even if it means checking every person here! Hey Snake, mind helping us out?" Jonnnny asks, prompting Snake to drop down from a vent on the ceiling. Snake and Indy both start individually checking random people in the crowd, and Jonnnny isn't sure what he himself can do, so he just heads over to Goku's booth and starts talking to him. "Hey Goku, I don't know what I can do to help find the bald person here, since I can't scan things like Indy."

"Hmm...maybe this bald person grease can help somehow?" Goku suggests.

"Wait, I got it! How much of the convention would you say came and bought grease, and how many would you say didn't buy any?"

"Well, I don't like doing math, but I would say that only around 68% of the convention has actually come to the booth to buy grease, but that percentage is slowly going up."

"Alright, great. Hey Snake and Indy, if you see someone with bald grease, then don't bother checking them! A real bald person wouldn't buy bald grease because they could produce their own!" Jonnnny exclaims, and Snake nods and starts investigating someone who he doesn't recognize as having visited his booth. "Hey Goku, do you know any bald people?"

"Yeah, and they're all either really weak or really strong depending on if they're my friend or my enemy."

"Dang, if this bald person was someone you knew this would be way easier!"

"Of course, I memorize the power signature of everybody I meet, so I'd recognize them instantly!"

"Wait, what's my power signature like?"

"Uhh, it's a bit hard to explain, but it kinda resembles the Super Smash Brother family logo, you know that circle with the lines through it. Indy's also looks like that, but his lines are tilted somewhat and yours are perfectly straight."

"Wow, I guess that means I'm the proper definition of a Smash Brother!"

"Probably something like that."

"Wait, what does Paul's signature look like?"

"A mess."

"Alright, I guess I'll just sit here and think about what I can do to help find the bald guy." Jonnnny says, glancing around at the crowd while Lifelight does the same. Indy suddenly rushes over to Jonnnny and reports that the number of bald people in his scan just went up to two, and Jonnnny quickly reports this to Snake. Snake reports this to Goku, and Goku reports it to the person currently buying grease at the booth, who starts to sweat nervously. Snake takes a closer look and realizes that the sweat is actually forehead grease.

"I FOUND ONE!" yells Snake, and Jonnnny quickly grabs the person and brings him over to the wall, ripping off his fake wig and bald cap to reveal his hairless scalp underneath.