The panicked bald man quivers with fear and starts to stutter out a name, but Indy decides he isn't doing it fast enough and just scans him to figure it out faster.
"His name is Microlossus Frackelia, and he's apparently been planning this infiltration for over three years." Indy reads aloud, while Microlossus continues quaking.
"Alright, Mr. Microsaurus Frex, tell us what you know about the other actual bald person here!" Jonnnny demands.
"I-I don't know anything about them, I swear! I thought I was the only one to get in, yo! When I detected another bald person here, I went over to the closest booth to see if anyone else had noticed!" Microlossus stammers.
"Detected, huh? Where do you detect them now?"
"They're coming towards us, slowly and menacingly! I-I-I'm scared, yo!"
"And how do we know you aren't lying, huh?"
"I ain't got nothing to lie about! I'll admit it, I'm a wimp! Even if that person were my partner, I'd snitch on 'em in an instant!"
"Hmmm, alright Snake, make sure this one doesn't escape. Indy, scan the crowd in that direction to see if you can find the bald person!" as Jonnnny says this, Snake pins Microlossus to the ground, and Indy starts to turn around to scan the crowd.
"Hang on, something's wrong…" grunts Snake, looking around. "Where did everybody else go? What the-?"
"Huh?" Indy and Jonnnny look around, and realize that somehow while they were busy with Microlossus, everybody else left the convention center. "Oh no! Indy, they must have cancelled the convention because of that other bald person!"
"Wait, hang on, there's some kind of weird distortion in the scanner, I've never seen anything like it in all the 20 minutes I've been looking through this thing. It must be the work of the bald person!" Indy realizes that since the convention got cancelled, he can call back Stronger Than You, which causes the Stand to crash in through a window. Indy tries to send Stronger Than You towards the distortion, but it just whimpers and starts to back away.
"That can't be good...hey Goku, scan that distortion's power whatever so we can try to get revenge on it!"
"I...I can't get a reading on it! Whoa, I've never seen a power signature this intense!" Goku gasps, staring intently towards the distortion.
"Hmmm...hey, Microscope, see if you can use your baldness to see the distortion thingy!" Jonnnny pushes Snake off of Microlossus and stands him up, and Microlossus opens his mouth to speak, but before he can say anything, a gaping hole appears in his chest and his heart goes flying out backwards, even though nobody saw any movement. The heart smacks into the window and squeaks as it slides down, and Lifelight fires a beam at it, creating a wimpy heart card. "Well, I guess that's one bald guy dealt with. Hang on, Indy, take Snake's rod card and put it on Goku! Maybe if he thinks faster he can see the thing better!" Jonnnny tosses the card to Indy, who then throws it onto Goku.
"Oh, thanks, I think I can see it better now! Whoa, he isn't even hiding the fact that he isn't bald! No wonder they cancelled the convention! Plus-WATCH OUT!" Goku quickly tackles Jonnnny to the ground just in time to avoid a stray blast of energy emanating from where the distortion is, which has become clear enough to see even without Indy's visor. Jonnnny gets back up as the distortion starts to clear away, revealing a blurry humanoid figure.
"Wow, that guy really is powerful! How will we avenge the convention if he's this strong?"
"I guess we just have to be stronger!" calls Indy, which for some reason makes his Stand stop whimpering and once again approach the figure. Goku suddenly seems to recognize the shape of the figure, but before he can say anything, he gets hit by another energy blast and is unsummoned on the spot. Indy's Stand continues approaching the figure, and Jonnnny tosses Indy a Spot card that Lifelight generated, which Indy puts on Stronger Than You to give it some kind of dimensional barrier. Stronger Than You pounces directly on the figure, clearing up the rest of distortion. Immediately after accomplishing this, Stronger Than You is sent flying into a wall, and it falls apart into a pile of bones.
"Hey Indy, doesn't that look kinda like that Kuriru guy from SuperfanToys?" Jonnnny remarks.
"Yeah, they must be cosplaying him. Hey you, why did you come here and ruin the convention?!" Indy shouts.
"Man, I just don't get it! Wasn't this a bald person convention? Why did everybody leave when I showed up?" the figure whines.
"Dude, you can't be bald at a bald convention, everyone knows that! They're supposed to raise awareness about the dangers of bald people!" Jonnnny explains.
"That's stupid!" groans the figure, while Indy starts to scan him. Nearby, the Ghost of Cheese shows up again and asks the figure if he's been eating his cheese. The figure responds that he of course has been, and the Ghost of Cheese disappears just in time to avoid being hit by a beam from Lifelight.
"Hey, Jonnnny, the scanner says that this guy is Wikk-In. That seems wrong, though, this guy doesn't really look like the Wikk-In figures." Indy states, while Microlossus suddenly starts to stand up behind him. A blue humanoid with an orange chain on its head appears behind Microlossus, which is in fact his Stand, Soul Doubt. The hole where Microlossus's heart was suddenly fills itself in, and Microlossus points menacingly at Wikk-In.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, PUNK?" growls Microlossus, while Sunric appears outside, watching this go down through the window. Microlossus lunges at Wikk-In and is immediately annihilated, but the little bits and pieces of his body magnetize back together, and after standing around motionless for a moment, Microlossus snaps back to life.
"Hey Indy, that yellow thing outside is bald!" Jonnnny exclaims.
"Yeah, it's like this is becoming an ACTUAL bald person convention now that the bald convention was cancelled!" remarks Indy, just in time for Sundombo to creep in through a hole in the wall, and then use Broken Memory to slink in between everybody without them noticing. Stock Picture also shows up in a bald form, which for some reason makes Sunric's skin start to burn.