"Hewwo, mai name is Chirp, wat's yowuhs?" asks the creature, hovering before Wikk-In.
"Silence, BIRD!" shouts Wikk-In, firing a laser from his eyes at Chirp.
"That's not vewy nice Mister." states Chirp, who was somehow not hit by the laser.
"Stop talking like that in that stupid voice."
"Wat vwoice?"
"Yes."
"Mister yew are gonna hafta expwain."
"Okay I'll say it again, BEGONE!" Wikk-In fires off another laser, but once the smoke clears, Chirp is still floating there unharmed.
"Mister I didn't want to hafta do this." Chirp pulls out a weird fish and shoots it like a gun at Wikk-In, which surprisingly manages to send him back a few feet. Electric Soldier seems to have disappeared at some point during the commotion, and before anyone can continue down the stairs, Wiggles and Tsukumojuku suddenly run up from below, seemingly having been investigating something in the basement. While the detectives run past, Indy starts to scan Chirp, but then hears a loud noise from below, which startles him and makes him stumble down the stairs. Jonnnny sees this and stumbles after Indy, and when they reach the bottom of the stairs they find that the source of the sound was seemingly a huge-ass book falling off of an old shelf.
"Hey Indy, where are we?" Jonnnny asks after getting up.
"Uhh, I don't know, some kind of bunker I guess? I think this scanner is out of battery or something…" Indy says, poking at the powered off screen.
"Wait, how does the scanner run out of battery but you don't?"
"Beats m-" Indy starts to say, before shutting off and falling to the ground.
"Oh no! Wait, hey pop-up guy, what do I do if my cousin runs out of juice?" Jonnnny asks, and then waits for Rohan to show up and answer him. Rohan doesn't show up, but Jonnnny hears his voice echoing in his head anyways, explaining that if a cyborg sustains some kind of glitch due to repeated trauma such as falling down stairs, it will enter a maintenance mode until it either fixes itself or is repaired from the outside. "Hm...hey barcode man, come down here!"
"Wot in tarnation are yeh callin' me for?" asks Sundombo as he lumbers slowly down the stairs. Jonnnny points at Indy, and Sundombo promptly walks over and smacks Indy right in the joints, causing him to immediately power back on.
"Oh hey Indy, is the scanner working again?"
"Yeah, seems to be fine now. Hang on, who's that guy?" Indy says, pointing at the spot near the book that had fallen. There doesn't seem to be anyone there, but Sundombo brings out his own visor and immediately sees the man Indy is talking about.
"Eh? Is that...Heartlance?" Sundombo says confusedly.
"Who?" Jonnnny asks, while Sundombo uses Broken Memory to punch the air where the man is standing, causing a ripple to appear in the air. The smoke clears, and the President is clearly standing right next to the book for a brief moment, before t-posing and falling forwards into the ground, disappearing upon contact.
"That there was the President. He sometimes goes by the name 'Heartlance' because he famously survived being lanced right in the heart. He has a Stand, and nobody knows what it does exactly, but whatever it is, he ain't a guy you wanna mess with." explains Sundombo.
"Hey Indy, rewind your scanner and see what his Stand is."
"Gotcha. Alright, says that his Stand is named Universal Collapse, and that its ability is 'advanced manipulation of the fabric of space'." Indy responds, reading off information from his scanner.
"Silly President, we aren't in space!"
"Yeah, what a goofball!"
"So, barcode guy, what kind of things are down here?"
"Contained things." Sundombo says, pointing at a nearby cage as an example. Something inside the cage says "yeet", and Indy tries to scan it, but can't because the cage is in the way. Nearby, Mister Otter trips down the stairs to his death.
"Wait a second, this is only the first layer, I'll bet if we go lower we'll find way cooler stuff!" Jonnnny exclaims, before continuing, "LET'S FIND MORE STAIRS! Hey barcode guy where are the stairs?"
"Heh, I have this place's floor plans memorized." Sundombo says, without actually answering Jonnnny's question. Sundombo then walks away, and Indy and Jonnnny follow him to the stairs.
"So, how many floors even are there here?"
"Heh, you'd think I'd know that, seeing how I memorized the floor plans, but with how many times this place has been renovated, it could go far deeper than the original floor plans showed."
"Is there an elevator?"
"Not anymore, but I can show you where it used to be." Sundombo says, feeling along the wall for a moment before punching it, revealing a massive elevator shaft on the other side.
"Hey Snake, how do you find out how deep a hole is?" Jonnnny asks, summoning Snake again.
"Hrng...usually, you throw something in it and determine the distance based on how long it takes to hit the ground." Snake replies.
"Snake I can't do that kind of math."
"Well, you could also just jump."
"Heck yeah! Let's go, Indy!" Jonnnny shouts, and Indy immediately jumps into the shaft, with Jonnnny following right after. Both eventually hit the bottom, and Sundombo lands soon after.
"This probably ain't the lowest level if there are floors deeper than the original floor plans." notes Sundombo.
"How many floors down are we right now?"
"Like, maybe five or six."
"Is that another elevator shaft over there?"
"It shouldn't be."
"Let's go look at it anyways! Come on, Indy!" Jonnnny says, rushing over to the other elevator with Indy. Jonnnny presses a button labeled 'Right', which causes an elevator to show up. Sundombo shrugs and decides to join these two as they enter the elevator. Jonnnny presses the button inside of the elevator, and it rotates 180 degrees before opening up. "Hey look, a reception desk! Come on Indy, let's talk to the lady there!" Jonnnny says, rushing up to the reception desk, where a lady just stares forwards with a smile. Jonnnny rings the nearby bell, and the lady begins speaking in a voice that sounds somewhat prerecorded.
"Hello, and welcome to the office of Dr. Shæga, do you have an appointment?" the lady asks.
"No, should I?" Indy responds confusedly.
"Would you like to schedule an appointment?"
"I dunno."
"Appointment scheduled. Next opening is in...ERROR minutes. Please sit down and wait." as the lady says this, Jonnnny turns to Sundombo for some kind of explanation, but Sundombo just shrugs, since he's never encountered this place either.