"Hello, you've reached the Station. This is Head Officer — speaking." the voice on the other end responds. For some reason, the part where the Head Officer says his name comes out as garbled static, but Cybr doesn't really care.
"Hello. It seems that one of your officers, Wee Woo, is trying to search my building without a valid warrant." Cybr responds.
"Are you guys still open this late?" says Another Voice which suddenly gets on the line with these two.
"Wait, who is that? I didn't know multiple people could get on this line at once." the Head Officer remarks.
"Ever used a telephone, stupid? Anyone can get on the line at the same time as somebody else."
"Anyways, Head Officer, you think you can help with this Wee Woo guy?" Cybr asks, ignoring the other person on the line.
"I'll send over our warrant guy to see if Wee Woo has any reason to be there." responds the Head Officer, before hanging up, leaving Cybr with just Another Voice on the line.
"I have no clue what you two were going on about, but is it ok if I drop off my nephew later tonight? He's kind of a nuisance and I'd rather he be off the streets while I'm out of town." the voice asks.
"Sure, Mugsy can look after him. We're at 245 Crime Avenue." Cybr responds, and then hangs up the phone. Outside, another police cruiser pulls up, driven by Wheel Woo. Wheel Woo drops off Warrant Woo, who stretches and yawns before walking inside and heading up to Wee Woo.
"I'm here. Wheel Woo drove me." Warrant grumbles.
"Are you the warrant guy?" Cybr asks.
"Yes."
"Okay, well this guy has an improper warrant. He needs one for this country." Cybr says, and Warrant Woo brings out Modern Crusader again. After analyzing the situation, Modern Crusader prints up a new warrant, which notably states that Wee Woo isn't allowed to break Cybr's stuff, especially his computer. Wee Woo isn't too happy about this, but puts away his Whappin' Stick anyways. Cybr turns back to his computer, and directs Wee Woo towards another flight of stairs leading up, which he immediately starts climbing. Warrant Woo's walkie talkie starts ringing like a telephone, and when he picks it up, Another Voice starts talking through it.
"I'm outside." says the voice, which Warrant Woo doesn't really understand, but Cybr tells him not to worry about it. Mugsy walks outside and sees a station wagon waiting right in front of the building, with the driver being a trucker cap with the letters 'AV' embroidered on the front. The cap appears to be wired into the car as well as a rotary phone, making it clear that this is in fact Another Voice.
"You the guy who wanted to drop off their nephew?" Mugsy asks, looking around for any sign of anyone else in the car.
"Yeah, he's in the back. His name is Lunch." Another Voice says. Mugsy checks the back and sees an opossum strapped to an infant seat, seemingly struggling to get free. Mugsy picks up the opossum, and the moment Lunch is removed from the car, the station wagon speeds off. Mugsy shrugs and takes Lunch inside, while Wee Woo reaches the top of the stairs and sees Boneregard, who happens to be at spot number 3 on the crime leaderboards in addition to his number 2 spot on the skeleton leaderboard. Boneregard is currently using his Stand, Skeleton Key, to open up a door that he was too lazy to find the actual key for.
"Wait a second, you're the guy who kept breaking out of your cell whenever we tried to arrest you before! So this is where you've been running off to all these times!" Wee Woo exclaims, reaching for his Whappin' Stick.
"How rude of you to think that way of me. I'm not bothering anybody with what I do. In fact, you're the one who's bothering me right now, and for that, I should probably kill you." Boneregard responds, taking his Skeleton Key out of the lock it was in and turning to face Wee Woo. Before Boneregard or Wee Woo can do anything, though, a tall figure in a hat and trenchcoat steps out from the shadows. This man is Head Honcho Smiley Man Number One & Only, or as he's more commonly known, El Diablo, founder of the World Crime League.
"Now, now, Boneregard, don't be so simple-minded. If we were to kill him, his buddies would all come swarming this place, and we'd never get any peace. We don't want to meet that fate, so how about we just deal with this situation some other way?" El Diablo ponders, looking over Wee Woo. Downstairs, Mugsy starts bringing Lunch towards the basement where the machine known as the Criminal Maker is kept, carrying Lunch in one arm and several meatballs in the other. Lunch sniffs these meatballs and starts scratching at Mugsy, who quickly throws Lunch to the ground in order to prevent the opossum from devouring the balls.
"So are we gonna use the Criminal Maker on him?" asks Boneregard, gesturing towards Wee Woo.
"Of course! When you control the chains of one's fate, they can be made to do anything you want." El Diablo says, before bringing out his Stand, which resembles a strange ghost with a simple smiling face and a sign attached to the lower part which reads "Free HUGS!". This Stand is named Ikari Wa Shūryō Shimasu, but El Diablo prefers to call it 'Betrayal of Fate' due to its ability. Downstairs, Lunch seems to have become enraged, and he begins to snarl at Mugsy, which for some reason evokes an intense fight or flight response to emerge inside of the lowly mugger. Mugsy chooses flight, and flies up to the ceiling, which is high enough that Lunch can't reach him. Lunch patiently waits below Mugsy for him to inevitably come down, while a single meatball falls to the ground, and meets an extraordinarily gruesome fate at the small rat-like paws of Lunch, though it does little to sate Lunch's hunger. Mugsy grabs on to several items attached to the ceiling to prevent himself from meeting a similar fate, and Lunch decides to seek out higher quality material to consume, setting his sights on the basement stairs. Lunch flings himself into the basement with no regard for his own safety, and ends up landing directly in the Criminal Maker, which slams shut behind him as he enters.