RHCPR arrives at the Station, and immediately begins searching around for the whereabouts of the Head Officer. RHCPR sees both Word Woo and Warrant Woo, but decides neither of their Stands would be too useful. After a bit more looking, RHCPR notices some stairs labeled "Head Office", and follows the wires in the wall to enter the office. When RHCPR emerges, he is forced to quickly retreat, as the Head Officer seems to have already activated November Rain, and the water drizzling down from the ceiling seems to be burning RHCPR anywhere it touches. RHCPR tries to jump out to attack the Head Officer directly, utilizing his faster than light speed to dodge the raindrops. However, despite this, RHCPR finds that the adverse effects of the rain and fog are too overwhelming, and barely makes it back to the wall outlet in time to avoid deteriorating beyond recovery. While RHCPR plans a course of attack, Joshua and Dr. Woo catch up with Bystander, and Dr. Woo equips his standard issue parachute and begins skydiving towards the Polambulance. The Scissarian Titan plunges its massive scissors into the ground directly in front of the Polambulance, forcing Bystander to slam on the brakes and come to a screeching halt just in time to avoid colliding with the enormous blades. RHCPR notices that the Head Officer has a solar-powered flower decoration on his desk that he could potentially attack from, but not enough sunlight is currently reaching it to allow for RHCPR to use it. Dr. Woo sails right towards the Polambulance, and Bystander ditches the vehicle and jumps into a manhole which had been opened for maintenance. Dr. Woo realizes that a criminal of this caliber might net him a promotion, so he dons the hazmat suit from the Polambulance, and then heads down the manhole after Bystander, since the goop back at the Beaten Meat won't be going anywhere, but Bystander is on the run and will only get farther away if action isn't taken. Bystander realizes he's being pursued, and due to the large amount of stress of the situation, undergoes an evolution into Tristander, before using his newly obtained third arm to aim his handgun backwards at Dr. Woo while still scurrying down the sewer pipe. Joshua figures that he's fulfilled his purpose and returns to his lunch break at the Beaten Meat, while Dr. Woo continues chasing Tristander through the sewers. Tristander fires off three shots at Dr. Woo before pulling his pants up to avoid tripping, and Dr. Woo is able to dodge two of the bullets, but the third pierces straight through his hazmat suit, rendering it useless.
"I can feel it within me, the power of another realm surges through my bones!" boasts Tristander, still maintaining a significant lead ahead of Dr. Woo. Dr. Woo ditches the bulky suit and takes advantage of this increased agility to enter a more aerodynamic running stance as he approaches Tristander. "I never needed the car anyway, my true goal is the reformation of Yugiohslavia! And you fools couldn't even dream of stopping me!" for some reason, Tristander's implication that Dr. Woo wouldn't be able to stop him causes Dr. Woo to narrow his eyes and stop running completely, before speaking out.
"I, Dr. Woo, Never Fail." Dr. Woo declares, as a transparent suit emblazoned with the letters "NF" manifests around him. Dr. Woo starts dashing again, accelerating at an alarming rate as he begins to close the gap between himself and Tristander. Tristander sees this and quickly takes an unexpected turn to the left, which is where the sewer empties out into the river. Dr. Woo is moving too fast to take the sharp turn normally, so he begins rushing towards Tristander sideways after reaching the turn, somehow losing a minimal amount of speed in the process. Tristander continues running away and crashes right into Sewer Samuel, causing Tristander to trip over and land with a satisfying slap.
"Outta my way!" Tristander growls as he tries to get up, only to find that Samuel is on top of his shoelace. Samuel can't move anywhere due to the narrow nature of the tunnel, and Tristander says eight of the forbidden words in his anguish, one of which causes Samuel to start glitching out and clip through the floor. This gives Tristander an opportunity to quickly get up and continue racing towards the light of the outside world, while Dr. Woo stumbles over Samuel briefly before regaining his balance. Tristander reaches the end of the sewer pipe and leaps out onto a passing boat, which causes his ID card and a few tins of Altoids to fall out of his pocket and land at the edge of the pipe. Before Tristander can even properly catch his breath, he is approached by a sailor, who is in fact Water Woo, who doesn't work at the Station like many other officers.
"Sir, do you have your ID?" Water Woo asks, holding out his hand. Tristander checks his pockets, but only finds his stolen government documents.
"No, but I probably have yours." Tristander responds, and Water Woo promptly grabs him and throws him overboard. Tristander clings to a ledge, but lacks the strength to pull himself out of the current of the river. Dr. Woo arrives at the edge of the sewer pipe and sees the things that Tristander dropped, and begins looking over them for anything suspicious. Dr. Woo finds that the Altoids tins are actually full of hot glue sticks, which he takes note of, before storing away the tins for potential future investigation. Back at the World Crime League, Mugsy begins the second stage of the criminalization process on Weeb Woo, while El Diablo continues supervising. While the Criminal Maker does its work, Dr. Woo picks up Tristander's ID, which shows his full name as being Terry T. Lateral, and then jumps down to the river, which he is able to walk on the surface of thanks to his suit. Dr. Woo calmly walks over to Tristander and apprehends him using quadruple handcuffs, facing little resistance as Tristander realizes that letting go of his handhold would result in being swept away by the current and drowning. Dr. Woo brings Tristander all the way back to the Station, before throwing him into the detainment cell, which is right next to the quarantine chamber. Warden Woo scowls at Tristander, who seems visibly upset but doesn't do anything about his predicament. Wheel Woo checks on Wee Woo again, and finds that the decriminalization seems to be taking longer than usual, since this crime energy was artificially created by a machine, and Wee Woo was exposed to it for a relatively long time.