Wee Woo points his mistextured Whappin' Stick menacingly towards the Canobie Rabbit, which turns to look at him, smiling creepily. The Rabbit lunges at Wee Woo, and Wee Woo throws the stick at it, but it does absolutely nothing, so Wee Woo is forced to use Synchronicity to block the attack. Even though the Rabbit can't see Synchronicity, it still bites down on its arm, causing Wee Woo's arm to start bleeding. The Rabbit seems to recognize that damaging this invisible figure reflects onto Wee Woo, but it would much rather go directly for the source. Meanwhile, Electric Soldier begins searching through the digital world in hopes of finding something to help him continue feeding his hunger for power. However, due to its weakened state, Digital suddenly begins malfunctioning, before disappearing entirely, which results in Electric Soldier being forcefully ejected from a random person's cell phone. Electric Soldier realizes that he now has no Stand whatsoever, and tries to figure out how to get one back. His first idea is to go to the convention center to see if the Stand Gun ended up back there. On his way to the convention center, Electric Soldier finds the alley where Nightstand is, and decides he might as well check it out.
"Hey there, you seem to be a bit down. Maybe that could be fixed if you were to get...a Stand." Nightstand says when he sees Electric Soldier approaching.
"Hm, interesting you'd say that, I was actually looking for a way of getting one. My old one got wet and stopped working." Electric Soldier responds, which seems to slightly confuse Nightstand, but he leads Electric Soldier to the convention center anyways.
"Hey Freddy, you won't believe this! I already found ANOTHER one! He says he had a Stand but lost it, which means we'll have to use the Gun, and he'll have to pay extra!" Nightstand proclaims proudly, but Freddy stops him before he talks any further.
"Hang on, if we're gonna use a bullet on him, we gotta make sure he's got the cash. You there, yellow guy, how much money you got?" Freddy demands.
"You mean I have to pay for this? I mean, if I had my Stand, I could go into a bank's virtual data and steal as much money as I want, but you two don't seem like you'd work off of the honesty policy." Electric Soldier responds.
"You're damn right we won't. There's no guarantee you'd even get this same Stand, which you can't even prove you had. Unless you come back with some actual cash, you ain't getting any help from us." Freddy sneers.
"Oh, oh, I think Indy has some arrow that can give you a Stand!" Paul chimes in, which gets him a glare from both Nightstand and Freddy.
"Hey, don't advertise our competition!" Nightstand scolds, and Paul just shrugs, while Electric Soldier walks away, not making it clear if he intends to find Indy or not. "That's it, since you made a customer leave, you have to pay what he would have paid!"
"What?! He didn't even actually get a Stand! Stop trying to make me pay for things for no reason!" Paul whines.
"You drove off our customer, Paul. That's our only source of income!" Nightstand says, and Paul angrily pulls out a checkbook and starts writing in it.
"Wait, since when did you have a checkbook? We don't even accept checks!" Freddy shouts, slapping the checkbook out of Paul's hands.
"I know you have more money in your pockets, Paul! That's where you kept the money you used to pay for Gunter!" Nightstand stares down Paul, who realizes that he doesn't know where he got the checkbook either, but doesn't bother investigating any further.
"That was all the money I had in there!" says Paul.
"Yeah, right! You said that it was half of your allowance! Where's the other half?!"
"I'm not stupid enough to spend more than half of my allowance!"
"You'd better pay up right now, or else I'm gonna double your rent!" Nightstand growls, but before Paul can respond, a door that wasn't there before suddenly slams open. Nightstand walks over to the door to close it, which makes the person who opened it start screaming and wailing in agony due to their foot being stuck in the door. Nightstand opens the door again, and standing before him is Cledit Card, who had been drawn to the scene by something somebody said. "Who the hell are you?" Nightstand glowers at Cledit, who continues clutching his hurt foot for a few seconds before responding.
"ME? I'm YOUR personal finance assistant!" responds Cledit, which Nightstand doesn't believe for a second.
"I never hired you. I'm my own finance assistant!" Nightstand responds.
"Oh, well then maybe I'm not yours! I was summoned when somebody in this room said 'that was all the money I had in there'." Cledit says, looking between the several individuals in the room.
"That would be Paul there, who's refusing to pay compensation for making a customer leave." Nightstand declares, pointing at Paul.
"What's your name, lad?" Cledit asks Paul, even though Nightstand just said what his name was.
"Uh, Paul." Paul says.
"How would you like to join me on an adventure into the absolutely FREE world of personal finance?" Cledit asks.
"Sure, sounds more fun than sitting around here." Paul responds, and Cledit grabs him by the shirt and starts dragging him out through the door.
"Hey, Paul can't leave until he pays for that guy!" Freddy shouts, and attempts to use Health Critical to immobilize Cledit. Cledit manages to slide through the door suffering only major damage to his nutrient reserves, but with socialized healthcare he should be able to fix it easily enough. Once the door is closed, it disappears entirely, and Nightstand and Freddy are left behind in the convention center.
"I guess Lobus is paying for it, then." Nightstand sighs. "Whenever he shows up again, that is."
"Hang on, let me see if I can call up that guy." Freddy says, and Cledit hears his Blackberry from 2002 begin ringing, and holds up a finger for Paul to wait while he takes the call. Paul looks around at where he and Cledit ended up, and finds that it appears to be some kind of abandoned public bathroom with stalls that have been converted into office cubicles.