Wiggles McGee begins researching Paul, and is able to locate information on Paul Super Smash after a single search. Wiggles figures he can use another Super Smash Brother in order to locate him, and after doing some research, he comes across Cop E. Wright, as well as the fact that he shows up whenever his name is spoken.

"Hey Cop E. Wright, you out there?" Wiggles says, and within moments, Cop appears before Wiggles.

"What do you want? This better not be about...wait, who are you?" Cop asks, narrowing his eyes.

"I'm a detective. I have some questions about Paul."

"Oh NOT this shit again. What did he do this time?"

"Apparently he didn't pay some guys that he was supposed to and then ran off somewhere."

"Ugh. Alright, I can help you find him. Take my hand, I've been meaning to test this out since I found out about it like four minutes ago." Cop holds out his hand, and Wiggles raises an eyebrow before taking hold of it. Cop brings out his Stand, Right Now, which manifests as a pair of black angel wings, as well as a set of goggles. The moment the Stand is revealed, Cop begins flying at ludicrous speeds towards wherever Paul is, and arrives there almost immediately. Cop drops off Wiggles, and proceeds to head off again so that he doesn't have to personally deal with Paul at all.

"Are you Paul Super Smash?" Wiggles asks, and Paul does a slow and confused nod. "You're coming with me." Wiggles grabs Paul, and Cledit salutes Paul as he fades away from the game world with Wiggles. Cledit takes a single step, and suddenly encounters an angry game reviewer, who complains that having to trade with another player to progress the game is complete bullshit.

"If you don't like it, just don't play it. Writing bad reviews isn't gonna stop game companies from falling into the microtransaction rabbit hole. They make way too much extra money off of suckers like Pbone67." Cledit explains calmly, but the game reviewer just ignores him. Cledit tries to walk away, but the reviewer yells at him for ignoring his opinions. "Listen man, no disrespect, but I have more important issues than listening to you complain about the game I've been stuck in for 6 years. I know all about how much it sucks." Cledit proceeds to walk away again, and this time the reviewer is too angry to follow and just stays behind.

Tristander finishes his meal and sits contently, showing no interest in getting back up or going back to the Station. Warden Woo picks Tristander up off the ground and walks him back to the Station before throwing him back into his cell. Warden Woo notices that whatever Tristander ate during the excursion is causing a horrible stench to waft from his cell, so he calls up a janitor known as Wash Woo, who doesn't work directly for the Station, but is listed in the directory regardless. Wash Woo picks up his phone and asks what the caller wants, and when he gets no response he checks the name of who called him and sees that it's Warden Woo, so he groans and says he'll be on his way. Wash Woo hangs up and gets onto a floor cleaning machine, which he starts very slowly driving towards the Station. After Wash Woo finally arrives, he heads down to the basement, and immediately detects the odor emanating from Tristander's cell. Wash Woo prepares his advanced cleaning technology, and starts muttering about how he has to go to some ancient dragon cave after this, where a massive hoard of treasure is guarded by an ancient being of great power, which keeps watch over the entrance at all times. Warden Woo clearly doesn't care about this, and just stands around until Wash Woo finally finishes setting up his cleaning apparatus. Elsewhere, James Brow gets on a plane to Minneapolis, his exact motives unknown. A few other shady individuals get onto the plane with him, but he pays them no mind, as this sort of thing is to be expected on public flights. Wash Woo uses his advanced cleaning apparatus to completely annihilate 99.99% of bacteria from Tristander's cell with an initial rinse, before individually tracking down and sniping the remaining .01%. After finishing his job, Wash Woo brings out his Stand, Crimson King, and begins repeatedly setting his position to where he was 10 seconds earlier, all the way until he ends up near where Water Woo is, since he's supposed to go with him to the dragon cave. Wash Woo heads over to Water Woo's boat, and Water Woo doesn't notice him immediately, but Wash Woo speaks up anyways.

"Aight, I'm here. Sorry I'm a bit late, had to take a job for the Station. We oughta get going now if we wanna make it to that cave." Wash Woo says.

"Did you bring your ticket this time?" Water Woo asks, holding out his hand expectantly. Wash Woo fishes around in his pockets for a bit, and eventually finds a ticket, which he hands to Water Woo. Water Woo puts the ticket into his boat, which is in fact his Stand, Sailing. The boat opens up a portal to the body of water closest to the dragon cave, and the transfer process makes Wash Woo a bit nauseous since he doesn't do it very often, but he gets over it pretty quickly. Wash Woo gets off the boat, and Water Woo steps down after him. "What are you here for again?"

"Apparently some kid threw up on the third floor and nobody else is willing to go that deep in to clean it up." Wash Woo explains, and Water Woo shrugs before heading into the cave with Wash Woo. As soon as the duo enters, the Ancient Being Of Great Draconic Might, or ABOGDM for short, descends before them.

"Who goes there?" bellows ABOGDM.

"We do." Water Woo responds.

"And why should I grant you entry to this lair?" ABOGDM looms over Water Woo and Wash Woo.

"You're the one who called me. I'm the janitor." Wash Woo responds, pointing at his name tag.

"Hm...your name matches, but you sound different. For that reason, you must pass...THE TRIAL." declares ABOGDM, before bringing down a large computer screen. Wash Woo starts taking the survey, but it ends up directing him to several more surveys, and he decides this isn't worth the effort.

"Yo FUCK this." Wash Woo says, and walks right past ABOGDM. Water Woo follows him, and ABOGDM just watches confusedly for a moment while they continue heading down the hall.

"Hey, stop! Stop, I say!" ABOGDM shouts, but the duo doesn't listen. ABOGDM starts chasing after Wash Woo and Water Woo at slightly above average speed, but they are able to reach the door at the end of the hallway, which is too small for ABOGDM to follow them through.

"So, did you actually bring a map this time?" Water Woo asks.

"Of course, I grabbed one on the way in. I wouldn't make THAT mistake for the fourth time." chuckles Wash Woo, before checking his pockets and finding that he did in fact make this mistake again.

"So, how do we get where we need to go?" Water Woo asks.

"Uhhh…"

"'Uhhh'?"

"Uhhhhp! The direction we go is up!" Wash Woo says, and starts walking straight up. Water Woo shrugs and takes the stairs, which lets him get to Wash Woo's destination first. Once Wash Woo gets there, he begins setting up his cleaning apparatus again so that he can get rid of the vomit puddle. Water Woo sits down and starts reading a newspaper while Wash Woo works on this very slow setup process, and notices Wee Woo showing up nearby, which prompts Water Woo to put up his newspaper higher so that Wee Woo doesn't notice him.

"Hey, you there! I heard there was a crime going on here! Why aren't you looking into it?" Wee Woo shouts, but as he gets closer, he realizes that Wash Woo is in fact a janitor and not a cop. While Wee Woo is busy on the third floor, the transportation specialist of the World Crime League, a man named Czuch, loads up a copious amount of treasure from ABOGDM's hoard into an unattended bus and speeds away back towards Costa Brava. Wee Woo notices this too late, and get angry at himself for letting a criminal escape.