"If you stop right now, then I'll let you live...At the Price of Oblivion." Pyarce snickers, before pointing a red and black spear at Cybr.
"You really think that you can kill me with that?" Cybr comments, and Pyarce lets go of the spear, causing it to rocket towards Cybr faster than he can even react. However, it seems that he wasn't the target of the spear, as instead of piercing him, At the Price of Oblivion sails right past his head and hits the broken computer, destroying it even further. "So, what exactly was the point of that?"
"You'll see." Pyarce smiles, and then counts down from three on her fingers. Right as she hits zero, a terrifying muscular figure crashes into the room, being none other than a dreaded Punisher known as the Breaulisher.
"Computer?" mutters the Breaulisher, panting heavily and squirming around in agitation.
"Yes, muscle man. Computer. Your friend here seems to have just destroyed it." Cybr says. Pyarce snickers a bit at this, and for some reason, the Breaulisher doesn't even bother acknowledging her, and instead starts angrily beating his chest.
"COMPUTER?! CAN I DO COMPUTER?!" hollers the Breaulisher, letting out a violent roar. Cybr uses this opportunity to make sure that his other computer is still okay, even though he knows it would be very obvious if something happened to it.
Back in the Greater Minneapolan Area, it seems that the collision between the two G'ee G'ollys in fact created a sort of temporal anomaly, which resulted in a Young Gollard being squirted out into the present time. Probelarr detects the pseudo-return of Gollard and goes to investigate, but due to his lack of any recollection of prior events, Young Gollard flees in terror from the sixth-dimensional beast. Probelarr does not recognize that the act of running away is normally viewed by society as an indication of lack of desire for interaction, and as such chases after Young Gollard. Young Gollard trips over a pebble and is forced to lay there, paralyzed with fear by the approaching creature. Probelarr slinks over to Young Gollard and speaks in a broken but understandable tongue in an accent with which Young Gollard has no familiarity, using a phrase that it found stored in the previous G'ee G'olly's memory banks.
"You lost, little man?" bellows Probelarr.
"Lost? I don't even know if I'm on the same planet!" Young Gollard frantically responds.
"Hi on the same planet, I'm Dad!" says Dad, which makes Young Gollard pass out from overstimulation. Probelarr is intrigued by the sudden manifestation of this paternal figure, but doesn't get a chance to investigate before Dad disappears again. Probelarr finally registers that its appearance may come off as startling to natives of this Realm, and after a quick analysis of this dimension's societal standards, the beast enters what it believes to be a more approachable form. The sheer approachability of this form is enough to not only make Young Gollard regain consciousness to offer the beast 6, but it also attracts some guy named Whatter. However, as this is Probelarr's first time ever interacting with two beings simultaneously, it isn't sure who to respond to first.
"Hello. My name is Whatter." says Whatter, and Young Gollard decides to do the ultra-courteous thing and allow for the spotlight to be put on Whatter. Whatter begins to boil from the harsh light, and Young Gollard watches on.
"Very gooooood, water cycle gooood." Young Gollard remarks. Whatter evaporates completely, and Young Gollard catches whatever steam he can in his steam-grower, which advances the growth of a special seed which he was given as a gift. The plant begins growing very rapidly due to the angered spirit of Whatter within it, and very quickly outgrows the room provided by the one inch steam-grower, causing it to fall out of Young Gollard's pocket. The plant continues to grow further, before fully growing into Phanturr. Phanturr vows to one day get revenge on Young Gollard, which confuses him greatly. "One day? Why not today, while you're right here in front of me?
"Paradox." Phanturr responds simply.
"Well, get outta here while you still can, or I'll use my wadley stone on you." Young Gollard proclaims, and Phanturr leaves, which allows Probelarr to finally continue the interaction due to only having one person to talk to.
"You found, big man?" asks Probelarr.
"No, but that vengeful lad that came out of the steam-grower isn't making anything better, either." Young Gollard responds, which makes Probelarr think for a moment.
"Is other lad Bad Lad?"
"Yes. Big bad. Very mad bad lad come get me night time."
"Not fond of Bad Lads." as Probelarr makes this declaration, Disco John manages to dance so hard that he arrives nearby, which nearly makes Young Gollard fall out of his hair in surprise.
"Wait how the fuck did I get here?" asks Disco John, who has never before entered the Greater Minneapolan Area.
"You lost, little man?" asks Probelarr, building up the courage to interact with somebody despite another person already being present.
"Yeah, I was just dancing a minute ago, no clue how I ended up here." Disco John says, not stopping his dance despite these odd circumstances.
"How hard did you dance? Did you upset old man dance hater?" inquires Young Gollard.
"Who's old man dance hater?" Disco John responds, surprised to hear of a dance-related individual who he has no knowledge about.
"Oh no, you don't want to know what he does to lads who dance too much, consider yourself lucky that you got teleported away." Young Gollard remarks, and Disco John just shrugs. False Drafol comes running down the street directly into Young Gollard, still fleeing from Ratchelina even though she didn't follow him. "Watch it, stinko!" Young Gollard snaps, and False Drafol immediately passes out from fear after taking a single look at Young Gollard.
The Breaulisher pulls a stuffed giraffe out from an unknown compartment in his skin and continues angrily hollering, and Cybr uses this as an opportunity to scan for weaknesses. Cybr finds that the Breaulisher's only weakness is his lack of decent communication skills and advanced cognitive functions, which is admittedly a pretty glaring flaw. Cybr proceeds to scan Pyarce next, and finds that she has a second spear on her back, but before he can do any further analysis, Cybr is interrupted by the Breaulisher letting out an ape-like screech before lunging forwards and grabbing hold of Cybr. The Breaulisher starts to give Cybr a dangerously powerful noogie, and Cybr quickly uses his free hand to press the El Diablo button. El Diablo shows up in just a few seconds, and immediately looks at the scene playing out.
"God damn it Cybr, did you forget to use a VPN again? We can't just keep having male strippers show up at the WCL!" El Diablo groans.
"Oh, you know how much I like to let people know where I am. It's not often someone actually shows up, though. Do me a favor and take care of this big guy, will you?" Cybr responds, and El Diablo mutters something beneath his breath before punching the Breaulisher with his Stand, instantly knocking him into an unresponsive state. Pyarce seems taken aback by this ability, as though she recognizes it somehow and is aware of its power. Cybr grabs hold of the Breaulisher's chains of fate and throws them straight towards Pyarce, who quickly grabs her other spear, which is mostly blue.
"Looks like I underestimated you. Guess I have to give you Another Chance after all!" Pyarce shouts, before throwing the spear straight at the Breaulisher. When the Breaulisher is pierced by the spear, the broken computer fixes itself, and the Breaulisher is snapped back to reality, though he seems to be in a completely pacified state, showing no signs of the vengeance he held just moments earlier. The Breaulisher clutches his stuffed giraffe and jumps out the window, and Pyarce is nowhere to be seen. Cybr checks the recording he took of Pyarce's broadcast, and starts getting to work on removing all the loud background noises so that he can properly hear the rest of the broadcast. Pyarce returns to the base of operations of the organization she works for, and is surprised to see Worse Woo walking out of the bathroom in the high security headquarters building.
"Excuse me, do you know where I am?" asks Worse Woo.
"...No? Normally, the protocol for trespassers is to, uh, kill them on sight, but you somehow seem...legitimately lost." Pyarce responds, utterly dumbfounded by this man.
"Trespassing? I just ended up here after trying to catch this one criminal...wait, did you say kill?" before Worse Woo can say or do anything else, Pyarce grabs him and throws him out the window, before slamming said window shut.