After receiving the ticket, eordo runs at a consistent 7 kilometers per hour over to the bouncer and gives him the ticket without slowing down, before running towards the heart of the Yiggy Dome, where Yiggy Yee himself is on stage performing alongside IZ. Without hesitation, eordo climbs up on stage and challenges Yiggy Yee to a duel.
"Give me the stone or give it to me, old man!" shouts eordo.
"Hey man, no need to start any trouble, you can work this out some other way, I'm sure of it." IZ says calmly.
"Hi sure of it, I'm Dad!" notes Dad, before disappearing,
"Not unless you can find me a worthy opponent whose name starts with a Y!" eordo responds.
"Opponent? You mean in a music battle? And I don't mean one of those 'rap' battles." Yiggy Yee remarks.
"If the winner gets to slay the opponent, then yes." eordo points his thumb menacingly towards Yiggy.
"Slay? IZ, explain to this man why killing is wrong." Yiggy says, but before IZ can respond, eordo comes up with an excuse on the spot.
"It's for a school project. Just find me someone who wouldn't mind having their soul condensed into a stone and used to summon an unfathomable being." eordo says.
"Well, as long as you aren't hurting anybody." IZ says.
"That's exactly what I'm 'not' doing." eordo declares confidently.
"Hi 'not' doing, I'm Dad!" Dad says, before disappearing once again.
"Hey audience, anyone out there that wouldn't mind having their soul turned into a stone?" Yiggy calls out, as eordo begins salivating excitedly at the thought of collecting and securing the 5th wadley stone. "Anybody?"
"No! Keep singing!" shouts Audience Johnson, causing the crowd to burst into an uproar.
"I will walk out of here right now and request a full refund if you don't find me a suitable candidate." eordo declares.
"Do you even have your ticket with you?" Yiggy asks.
"I gave it to the bouncer."
"The bouncer doesn't keep the ticket."
"Then I'll give you a bad review that all of Minneapolis will see because it's on google reviews!" eordo threatens, and Yiggy turns to look at the crowd again.
"Hey audience, how does that sound?" Yiggy asks.
"The audience can't help you, John." eordo responds.
"My name isn't John." Yiggy states.
"Shhhhh" eordo says, waving his thumb at Yiggy in a threatening manner.
"If my name was John, you wouldn't be trying to kill me for the letter Y."
"How do you know J isn't another letter I need?"
"If it was, you would have killed that guy in the audience by now."
"Do you think I'm omniscient? I can't just detect the first name of anybody I see!"
"Hi omniscient, I'm Dad!" Dad says, disappearing yet again before anybody can respond to him.
"Well, it's good to see you aren't completely bloodthirsty." notes Yiggy, and eordo leans in close.
"Where are you getting this info? Were you in cahoots with that A guy with all the eyes?" eordo whispers.
"Nah, I can just tell from your face." responds Yiggy. eordo decides he's had enough discussion and goes right for Yiggy's achilles' tendons, but his swing is predictable enough that Yiggy can dodge it without difficulty. eordo is surprised by this, but goes for a slightly less predictable swing anyways, which Yiggy still manages to dodge. IZ continues strumming on his ukulele while Yiggy announces that until eordo is off of the stage, he won't be able to continue his part of the performance. eordo searches his past for some way to defeat Yiggy Yee, but finds no such information. "Even if you kill me, the audience is going to swarm you."
"That's what you think." eordo chuckles, twitching his shoe-like wings which have finally bent free from their WD-40 casing and regained usage again. Yiggy notices this and brings out his Stand, Give Me!, which he then uses to rip off eordo's wings and give them to himself. eordo becomes extremely peeved at Yiggy, enough so that he forgoes all need for the stones and attains the form of neordo, colossus of white-hot rage. From the distance outside, a loud horn can be heard, which at first seems to be some random vehicle in traffic, but for some reason it seems to be getting closer to the Yiggy Dome by the second. Yiggy smacks neordo into the past of three seconds ago, and then slaps him three seconds into the future, trapping neordo in a time loop. However, this time loop doesn't last for very long, as Czuch suddenly crashes through the wall of the Yiggy Dome in his Vengabus, which continues blaring its horn as hordes and hordes of dancing old men start rapidly flooding out from the interior of the vehicle. These old men begin swarming all throughout the Yiggy Dome, which causes Yiggy Yee to die due to his old man allergies. neordo angrily picks up the Y stone and then stomps out of the Yiggy Dome, leaving a trail of hellblaze behind him. neordo updates his record of which stones he needs, and then calls up his insurer, and is very up front about his goal. The old men have yet to stop filing out of the bus, and their presence and great numbers have begun to destabilize the already fragile infrastructure of Minneapolis, causing many riots all throughout the streets. In the presence of so many old people, Young Gollard spontaneously returns to the present time version of himself, which also causes Phanturr to reappear to get his revenge.
"Oh fucxk he's back." Gollard states.
"That's right! I AM back!" laughs Phanturr.
"Hi back, I'm interrupting you to say that I'm Dad!" Dad says. Gollard looks for a method of escape, but since he no longer has his bike, no such method is available.
"AS MY REVENGE, I SHALL EVAPORATE YOU WITH THIS GUN OF NOT FEEL SO GOOD!" Phanturr screeches.
"You can't do that. Plant revenants can't kill their creators anymore; it says so in the patch notes." Gollard says, which doesn't do much to change Phanturr's attitude.
"I grew myself." retorts Phanturr.
"In MY childhood self's steam-grower."
"EXACTLY, THAT WASN'T YOU, THAT WAS PAST YOU!"
"Past me IS me!"
"FALSE! I'M RUNNING A PREVIOUS VERSION!"
"How is that possible?! Outdated versions are incompatible with later releases!" Gollard groans, clearly growing skeptical of the legitimacy of Phanturr's claims.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE!" whines Phanturr.
"I'M NOT FROM THE FUTURE; YOUNGER ME WAS FROM THE PAST!"
"HE WAS RUNNING A PREVIOUS VERSION, MEANING I CAME FROM A DIFFERENT VERSION!"
"THEN UPDATE IT YOU SMELLY PLANT!"
"NEVER, YOU NOT SMELLY BEING OF WATER!" shouts Phanturr, before firing the gun at Gollard, evaporating him instantly. However, this also kills the plant containing Phanturr, since the plant itself was implemented in a patch before Phanturr's creation. Whatter is returned to his original state, while Gollard is sent through the water cycle, which was always one of his childhood dreams. Gollard feels that he should commemorate this by changing his name, and for a brief second he considers changing it to Wollard, but decides that he'll just leave his name as is and go by his escape the bathroom username, Pbone67, any time the need arises.