On the streets of Costa Brava, Steve from Accounting pops his head out of his outdoor cubicle to check up on his neighbors.
"Hey guys, I heard a big boom, everything okey dokey up in this shizzle?" Steve asks to the first person he sees, who happens to be Disco John, who is dancing as usual.
"Huh? I dunno, dude." Disco John says, as he dances along.
"Well, my super funky guy, make sure nothing like that happens again, because that means more work for me! I might miss my Grandma's book club." Steve laughs. Suddenly, a large uniformed man crashes in from the sky, straightening his helmet as he lands.
"Hey hey hey! I'm General Albert, and I'm here to enlist you into a war! A war against global warming, that is! We're gonna spread the word and help the world become a better place with just these pamphlets and these heavy artillery military weapons I have at my disposal!"
"Hi General Albert, I'm interrupting!" Says Dad, before disappearing.
"Good to see I've already got support!" Albert laughs, clapping his hands enthusiastically.
"Well my good sir, I'm sorry but war is a big no-no for me, dog! I gotta head back and file some paperwork in my cubicle of coolness, seeya round!" Steve says, receding back into his cubicle, much to everyone's relief. Albert is approached from the other side by the forbidden Tango brother, Trinitus Tango.
"Who exactly is it that we're fighting?" Trinitus asks, and Albert pulls out a large hit list containing people in charge of the largest fossil fuel companies on the planet. Trinitus snorts with laughter. "Who would use fossils as fuel? Pretty sure the only thing they make out of bones is marshmallow paste."
"That's exactly the problem! These fools think they're being innovative, but all they're doing is wasting valuable natural resources!" Albert explains, ignoring a nearby man named Protestor as he bickers about how fossil fuels aren't worth saving. Trinitus nods along with Albert's words, but soon forgets how to operate his own circulatory system, and collapses to the ground. Albert rushes over, knocking the Protestor out of the way and sending him flying into the distance, and immediately begins performing aggressive CPR on Trinitus, but it seems he's too late, as Trinitus's chest begins to twitch from inside.
"My heart...will go on…" Trinitus sputters, as his heart begins pushing onwards from within his chest, before bursting out entirely, in a scene so gruesome and heartbreaking that it is immediately deemed the number one saddest death of all time. Albert sheds a few tears over this, but catches them in a cup and drinks them to avoid wasting the resources. He feels a tap on his shoulder, and turns around to see a gangly man pointing at Albert's list.
"We foightin' people? Oi loive me some foightin'! Name's Gibberon! Soign me roight up!" Gibberon says, and Albert nods, adding Gibberon's name to the list of supporters. An unknown voice speaks from somewhere nearby, talking as though narrating an infomercial.
"Do you wish it was a little less cold in here?" the voice declares, and Protestor gets to his feet, nodding excitedly.
"Every single day! After all, the ozone layer is unnatural! We oughta get rid of it!" Protestor states proudly. The sound of whirring machinery kicks up in the distance, quickly drawing nearer by the second, until Super Space Heater lands in front of Protestor, blasting him with comfortably warm air. Realizing he needs to counteract Protestor's efforts, General Albert takes off his helmet and reaches into it, fishing around for a while before pulling out his friend and supporter, Dumb Donald. Albert tells Donald to advertise the advantages of fossil fuels, knowing that Donald, in his stupidity, will do the exact opposite, which is what Albert wants. Sure enough, Donald begins to preach about the horrors of fossil fuels and their usage, which draws the attention of Super Space Heater, which, in all of its environmentally inefficient glory, turns to engage in staredown warfare with Donald. Donald ignores Super Space Heater's looming presence, and remembers that Albert wanted him to spin a sign around as part of his advertising efforts. Instead of using the sign Albert provided him, though, Donald uses some sort of strange set of coordinate axes, spinning the Vector Axis around in a mesmerizing display. In doing so, Donald manages to poke out the eyes of several passersby, which seems to trigger some long forgotten power within the Vector Axis, causing it to glow with a strange aura. As Super Space Heater watches intently, Donald holds the Vector Axis at eye level, trying to figure out what's wrong with it.
"Donald, no, don't go into the light" warns a voice in Donald's head, but Donald ignores it, bringing the red x axis closer and closer to his eye to examine it, until he manages to impale his entire head into the axis, sending his eye flying in the direction indicated by the arrow. Due to his immense stupidity, Donald fails to notice that he's been fatally wounded, and as such does not die. The Vector Axis tears a hole through Donald's vector space, sucking up the released energy to empower itself.
"What have I been missin'?" Asks Trinitus's heart, returning to the scene with a grocery bag full of well-rounded rocks. The heart doesn't receive an answer, so it just watches with amusement as Donald, now hungry due to his vector space being torn open, sneakily takes a bite out of the z axis, hoping that General Albert won't notice. This repairs Donald's vector space walls, causing his hunger to subside for the most part. The heart of Trinitus quickly grows bored with this display, and begins pelting Protestor and Super Space Heater with the stones from its bag. Super Space Heater endures this for several minutes before growing restless, at which point it grabs the heart and shoves it into its front grate, trapping the organ inside for imminent incineration. However, the heart proves to be stronger than Super Space Heater anticipated, allowing for it to extend its veiny roots into the machine and take control of it, becoming a new being of unmatched home heating potential known as Heart Eater Space Heater. General Albert looks at his watch, and realizes that he's made the mistake of leaving Dumb Donald unattended for more than 15 nanoseconds, so he begins to search around for Donald, calling out his name in a booming voice repeatedly as he walks down the streets of Costa Brava.
From his desk, Cybr looks up from the mask that he's been hooking up to the Order's computer.
"You know I can tell you're there, right? Go on, get out of here already." Cybr says, not turning around. On the other side of the room, Pyarce becomes visible, shrugging.
"Bye." Pyarce flashes a peace sign, disappearing again before slinking out of the World Crime League's headquarters.