"Wow, this place is crazy! There's even still debris from that explosion!" Indy exclaims, after he and Jonnnny wave goodbye to Cop E. Wright.
"Heck yeah! Let's see what cool things we can find!" Jonnnny says, as he and Indy begin looking around for any signs of anything interesting, eventually coming across some footprints.
"Hey look, a clue!" says Indy, as though this is some kind of scooby doo episode. "Someone must've been running around barefoot!"
"I'll bet they got here first and took something cool away!" Jonnnny exclaims. "We've gotta find them!"
The two follow the footprints up to the wreckage of the police limousine, at which point the prints disappear and are replaced with tire tracks into the distance.
"Aw man, I don't wanna walk that far right after we got here." Jonnnny whines.
"Hang on, let me scan these footprints to see if they match anyone in the foot database!" Indy says.
"The what?" Jonnnny asks skeptically, but does not receive an answer.
"Oh, ew. Apparently PUBERT somehow got here before us. Yuck!" Indy says.
"Ewwww. Yeah, I don't want to follow those tracks anymore. He can keep whatever he took, let's find something else."
"Yeah, let's just keep looking." The two resume their search of the premises, eventually finding the remnants of the Order's financial department, including the remains of Danny Darkblood's computer.
"Hey, if this thing's hard drive is still intact, I'll bet I can find out what caused the explosion!" Indy says.
"Oooh! Things that explode are bound to be cool! Plug yourself in!" Jonnnny says excitedly, as Indy hooks himself up.
"Aww man, it's just a bunch of spreadsheets. Wait, hang on, there's other stuff here, too! This must be info about whoever worked at this place! The guy using this computer must've been named Danny!"
"Danny?! He also got here first?!"
"Probably a different Danny. Whoever this guy is, he's a major nerd."
"Well, what kind of info is there?"
"They talk a lot about something they call 'The Order', so that must be what this place was. Also, all this stuff is labeled as top secret."
"Wow, that's really cool!"
"It's like digging up confidential documents, but since nobody's here anymore, it's not even against the rules!"
"Hey, what's this thing?" Jonnnny says, his short attention span having driven him to already start looking for more things. He holds up a still-intact communication device from near a pile of rubble.
"I dunno, does it have an on button? It's clearly some kind of gadget."
"Hm…" Jonnnny looks over the device, finding many different camouflaged buttons of which he cannot identify the purpose. Jonnnny starts randomly pressing as many buttons as he can, until suddenly a voice comes out from the other end.
"Excuse me? Who is this?" says the voice.
"Whoa, it talked! It's like a high tech walkie talkie! What should we say, Indy?"
"Uhh, I dunno, maybe-" Indy is cut off by the other voice before he can suggest anything.
"Look, whoever you are, this thing isn't for prank calls, and you should know this by now."
"I should?" Jonnnny responds.
"Yeah, you're part of the Order, aren't you? It's like, step three in the recruitment process. I don't recognize your voice, so I assume you're some newbie. Guess they already started recruiting again."
Jonnnny covers up the microphone and whispers over to Indy.
"They think we're part of that Order you mentioned, what should we do?"
"We should play along! What's the worst that could happen?"
"Good idea!" Jonnnny uncovers the microphone. "Alright, yeah, hello! Sorry, I got distracted."
"God, they must be getting real desperate, huh? You sound like an 11 year old."
"I'll have you know I am at LEAST thirteen!"
"Very funny. So, are you on a mission right now or something? Why did you call me?"
"We found a crater!"
"We? Is there someone else working with you? Whatever, that's not the point. Did your Target blow up or something? Why should I care about a crater?"
Jonnnny whispers to Indy again.
"Indy, what do I say? They probably know about this place already since they worked here!"
"Um, just act natural, I guess?"
"Oh, I have an idea!" Jonnnny uncovers the microphone again. "They told us to come here for orientation, but we showed up and the whole place is gone!"
"Ugh, let me guess, it was the same copy/pasted message they send to all the new recruits, wasn't it? I would've thought they'd update that. Yeah, there was a bit of an incident recently, and long story short, we don't have a headquarters anymore. There should be a place just down the road which is still intact, if anyone can help you, they'd be there. No promises though. Now quit wasting my time."
On the other end of the line, the woman who was talking, known as Angelica Weaver, hangs up as she parks her store-bought motorcycle outside of a pharmacy. Angelica walks into the pharmacy, and inconspicuously places herself in line behind the imposing figure of Dr. Woo.
"So, let me get this straight, you want HOW many stacks of paper?" The clerk asks incredulously, seemingly having already been in this conversation for at least a few minutes prior to Angelica's arrival.
"All of them except for one. I have already told you this multiple times." Dr. Woo says nonchalantly.
"Fine, that comes out to…are you serious about this, though? Like, you realize how bizarre this request is, right?"
Without even being told the price he needs to pay, Dr. Woo takes out his wallet and begins sifting through very high-value bills and counting them out. Angelica rolls her eyes and steps to the next counter, slamming down several individually sold sticks of gum. A second clerk manifests to assist Angelica, and as the transaction occurs, Angelica stealthily brings out her Stand, Heartbeat, using it to grab Dr. Woo's heart straight out of his body without creating any entrance or exit wound in the process. However, to Angelica's surprise, even as the still-beating heart is dropped in the trash can, Dr. Woo is continuing his confrontation with the store clerk. Noticing Angelica's repeated confused glances, Dr. Woo looks over to her calmly.
"You look troubled." Dr. Woo asks.
"No, I was just…wondering why a cop needed so much paper."
"We need it for documents, among other things. We just moved to a new location."
"Alright, then." Angelica shrugs, and starts to leave with her newly purchased gum in hand, only to be stopped as Dr. Woo grabs her shoulder.
"You called me a cop. I'm not in uniform right now."
"Hi not in uniform right now, I'm interrupting!" chuckles Dad, though Dr. Woo shows no reaction.
"Eh…you seem like the law-enforcing type, I guess." Angelica offers.
"I am well aware that there is no heart in my chest at the moment."
"The hell are you on about? This some kind of really bad attempt at flirting?" Angelica sneers, not expressing any reaction as Dr. Woo reaches into the trash can and takes out his heart, holding it up for Angelica to see.
"As long as I have a task to complete, I will Never Fail to see it through to the end. Nothing can stop me."
"Christ, that's gross! Get that out of my face!"
"Put it back where it came from." Dr. Woo says, seeing straight through Angelica's faked reaction. "I could easily do it myself, but if you do it for me, I'll pretend this didn't happen."
"Hmph. Not a chance. Threaten me all you want, but catching me off guard like that won't save you!" Angelica uses Heartbeat to knock several more organs out of Dr. Woo's body, but the man still stands without faltering.
"I notice that you have some cigarettes in your pocket there. Smoking is quite hazardous for your health. I can't recommend that you continue such a habit."
"Wha…how the hell are you still alive?!" Angelica is taken aback, but before either party can continue their exchange, the sliding glass door is kicked open with a loud shattering noise, and through it steps the brother of Xab, known as Nab, who happens to be Angelica's nemesis.
"WHAt dO YOU THIN KYOU ARE DOING!" shouts Nab, pointing accusingly at Angelica.
"Ugh, can't you see I'm dealing with something right now?" Angelica groans.
"NAH NAH! YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNLESS THEY'RE AN ORGAN DONOR, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!" Nab says, before using his own Stand, Kickstart my Heart, to launch Dr. Woo's organs back where they belong. Angelica rolls her eyes and attempts to knock Dr. Woo's organs back out, but the fist of Heartbeat collides with Never Fail, unable to breach through it.
"I will Never Fail to keep my organs safe." Dr. Woo declares, having completed the paper purchase. Angelica attempts to run away, but Dr. Woo uses his hybrid defibrillator taser to zap her and incapacitate her on the spot. Not being concerned enough with her to bother taking any further action, Dr. Woo simply nods at Nab as he exits, while Nab does a goofy victory dance over Angelica's unconscious body.