"Hey there, welcome to the Chaka Hockey Kuwaq" an announcer says, as crowds gather around the ice rink to watch the two currently competing teams: The Boom Wigglies and the Thot Banishers. The Boom Wigglies are the fan favorite team, and the Thot Banishers are the underdogs, who in this particular matchup are doing unexpectedly well. Icherb shows up to donate towards fixing up the stadium, before sitting down to watch the game play out. The small but very intense and vigorous audience lets out a collective gasp as one of the Thot Banishers completely outmaneuvers a veteran player from the Boom Wigglies, with some audience members cheering as the Thot Banishers score a point from this. The Boom Wigglies seem to be losing their cool after this slip-up, and for the rest of the game, their plays get sloppier and worse, eventually reaching the point where it would take a miracle for the Boom Wigglies to win. Sure enough, as the game is stuck in a tie with the teams trading points repeatedly and several audience members filing for bankruptcy after betting so much on this game, the Thot Banishers score the finishing point as the timer goes off, causing them to win the game. The Boom Wigglies are despaired by their loss, and blame it on the fact that one of their key players never showed up to practice these past few weeks, nor did they show up to this game.
The news of this hockey game quickly spreads through the Chaka Hockey Kuwaq network, but it doesn't make too much of a splash outside of the tightly knit Chaka Hockey Kuwaq community. However, Mealius Coblat hears about it, because his roommate refuses to shut up about it. In order to escape from the constant barrage of fan gibberish, Mealius Coblat turns to his trusty computer and heads online to do some trolling.
Two big meaty green hands slam away on the keyboard of the only computer left at the burnt ruins of the library, and after staring at the screen for several seconds, the figure rips it off of its stand and hurls it onto the street, beating his chest in fury.
"YO ODIO LA POLICÍA!" Dinomundo shouts. Dinomundo runs all the way to the World Crime League headquarters, having read online that the police are there, and being furious that they would dare to be police. After running down the street for some time, Dinomundo runs straight through the wall of the ground floor of the WCL headquarters, rubble falling around him as he stands in the hole opening.
"Good day, mister." says Weeb Woo, before immediately being clocked in the face by Dinomundo.
"Good day asshole." Dinomundo says.
"Hey, calm down, we don't want to start a problem now, do we? Who exactly are you?" says Woo Hoo, the rest of the officers having turned their attention to this intruder now as well.
"Soy enemigo del gobierno y la ley, no puedes obligarme a hacer nada en contra de mi voluntad sin resistencia." Dinomundo explains, before clocking Woo Hoo in the face the exact same way he did with Weeb Woo. Dr. Woo and Word Woo both seem hesitant to engage with this madman, but he sure isn't hesitant to engage with them, and within seconds, he's grabbed both of them by the noggin and slammed them together three stooges style. Dinomundo beats his chest again, just as a toilet flush can be heard, and Worse Woo emerges from behind somebody else's desk. Worse Woo simply walks out the door before Dinomundo can do anything to him, but Dinomundo's triumphant bellowing seems to have drawn attention from the other floors of the building. Chiminal rushes up from the basement, clearly pissed off that somebody else beat up the cops without him.
"Ey, what's the big idea?! I'll shank ya for thinkin' you can beat on pigs without me!" Chiminal threatens, but his attitude is short-lived, as his skull is caved in by Dinomundo's massive fist. Following right behind Chiminal is Bunny's Shadow.
"Hey bro, could you keep it down a bit?" Bunny's Shadow is, unsurprisingly, also punched directly in the facial region, sending him crashing into the wall and further damaging the structural integrity of the building. Dinomundo stomps up the stairs to find higher-level police officers, and he finds Cybr working on El Diablo.
"Really? Another lunatic got in here? Give me a break." Cybr groans, but before he can do anything, Dinomundo has already hoisted El Diablo above his head.
"FUCK THE POLICE!" Dinomundo hollers, throwing El Diablo at the wall with enough force to leave a gigantic hole, and sending El Diablo tumbling to the ground below, greatly damaging all the precious upgrades and work that Cybr had put into him up to this point. Cybr sighs, and attempts to walk past Dinomundo to go downstairs and pick El Diablo back up, but Dinomundo doesn't let him walk by, grabbing hold of him and spinning him around repeatedly like a shot put. Upon being released, Cybr is launched out of the same hole, landing right next to El Diablo on the ground below. Thankfully for Cybr, both his computer and the Order computer are currently covered by a dark curtain, which keeps them out of sight from Dinomundo and prompts Dinomundo to move past this floor and head upstairs. Boneregard peeks out of the closet door to see who's coming up the stairs, which proves to be a horrible idea, as he is quickly snatched up by Dinomundo and thoroughly shaken and rattled, scattering his bones all across the floor and forcing him to play 52 pick-up with his own body. Dinomundo then reaches down and starts uprooting individual floorboards, eating them raw for sustenance, before heading to the final, top floor of the building. All Dinomundo finds here is a bowl of Raisin Bran, which he shovels into his mouth in one big handful.
Down on the ground, Cybr just lets out a long sigh as he stares up at the sky. Suddenly, his vision is darkened, as Dinomundo bursts through the wall of the top floor above him, coming down in a crazy elbow drop maneuver directly on top of Cybr, before getting up and running away. Cybr has to take a few minutes to recollect himself in the literal sense, since his liquid body was splattered all over the place. After this point, Cybr brings El Diablo back inside and upstairs, but with the giant gaping hole in the wall, he realizes that this may not be a great location to stay for much longer.
"Hey, El Diablo, I think it might be time for us to get a new place." Cybr states.