As the World Crime League enters the torchlit space of the Yiggy Dome, a look of shock crosses Urk-Ook-Okk's face, and he drops the rock he was taking a bite out of to raise a big meaty finger and point at the group.
"Hunter-gather them." Urk-Ook-Okk declares. Before anyone can react, the group is immediately swarmed by Neolithic Gamer Flies, who unleash numerous instances of Unholy Ambush bombs down onto the group. Gingerman does his best to shield the members, but he can't reach all of them within such a short time frame. Bunny is blasted into a wall, and knocked unconscious immediately. Once the smoke is cleared, Blight jumps forwards, wielding a freeze ray in his hand.
"FREEZE RAY!" Blight shouts, firing a blue beam at Urk-Ook-Okk. Upon contact with the tyrant's flesh, though, the beam fizzles away, due to Urk-Ook-Okk's intense body heat. "NO! IMPOSSIBLE! Could this mean it is time to unleash my INFINITE POWER?!"
Blight throws his hands in the air, and his Stand, Infinite Power, manifests, taking the form of a small wispy ghost with an anguished expression. The ghost begins to float slowly towards Urk-Ook-Okk, who doesn't seem particularly concerned by it. Meanwhile, as Gingerman continues shielding the other members against the constant bombings, a large horde of cavemen has reached the group, with clubs and rocks in hand.
"Oh no! I can't hold off cavemen AND bombs!" exclaims Gingerman. "Someone needs to deal wih ohse flies!"
"Leave it to me." says Shamazon, jumping into the air and using D to erase numerous gamer flies and their bombs. This proves successful at first, but the gamer flies are plentiful, and each time Shamazon jumps up to erase the flies and bombs, he ends up caught in a few explosions, and definitely can't hold out against it forever. He gives the rest of the group enough time to reposition, though, and Urk-Ook-Okk watches with intrigue as the group reformulates their strategy.
"There's too many of them! How are we supposed to stop them? We can't just expect to kill all of them! For all we know, they're being generated infinitely!" Bunny's Shadow whines, panicking due to the circumstances.
"We don't need to kill them at all! We just need to get the crime pole and get out of here!" Mugsy says. "Watch this, Distraction!"
Mugsy sends out his Stand, and all the cavemen in the Yiggy Dome, including Urk-Ook-Okk, immediately begin hooting and grunting and whistling as they stare at the floating undergarments. However, the Neolithic Gamer Flies only glance at the Stand for a brief moment, before resuming their onslaught, sending Shamazon to the ground once more. Shamazon stumbles as he stands up, and raises his eraser yet again, but the flies have adapted their strategy by now, and catch him off guard with a pincer maneuver, one which makes Shamazon unable to erase all of the incoming bombs. A boulder pins Shamazon to the ground before exploding, leaving him knocked out in a crater in the floor, and leaving the Neolithic Gamer Flies without anyone else preventing them from attacking the main group.
not cool and the proposition break off from the rest of the group to thin out the horde of distracted cavemen by using their deadly Stand abilities. not cool tries to shoot Urk-Ook-Okk with Warning Signs, but the beam doesn't reach Urk-Ook-Okk's massive stone throne. The swarm of Neolithic Gamer Flies buzzes towards the group with rocks in tow, but before they can reach, a loud crunching and chomping is heard, and the rocks crumble to dust underneath the flies. The flies stare down at the stony reptilian creature that is currently munching on their ammunition, unsure of how to react to this unforeseen change of events. In the doorway of the Yiggy Dome now stands Virgil the Vagabond, returned from his non-thousand-year slumber.
"Bear witness! Mine own fighting spect'r, the 'Crocodile Rock'!" Virgil declares, pointing towards the rocky crocodile. With their main weapon completely neutralized, the gamer flies no longer pose any significant threat, and with the cavemen mostly slaughtered by the proposition and not cool, Urk-Ook-Okk realizes that he may need to confront the intruders directly. The entire Yiggy Dome trembles as Urk-Ook-Okk hoists himself out of his throne, but the moment he steps forwards, Infinite Power's eyes shoot open, and from its mouth launches a giant blood laser barrage which shreds through Urk-Ook-Okk's meaty mass. As blazing light shines from the wounds in Urk-Ook-Okk's collapsing body, a small and feeble looking caveman priest named Grodediah rushes out from behind the throne and begins chanting.
"Nar mandakh boltugai! Nar mandakh boltugai! Nar mandakh boltugai!" repeats Grodediah, as Urk-Ook-Okk begins to rise into the air, his body repairing itself.
"Oh, shit! That guy's bringing the big guy back!" Bunny's Shadow exclaims. Thinking fast, Bunny's Shadow grabs a rock from the ground and rushes towards Grodediah as he continues his chant. Bunny's Shadow hurls the rock with all of his might once he's closer, and the caveman priest's head is caved in by the projectile, but it's too late, as Urk-Ook-Okk has already been revived, and a large set of flaming wings unfurls behind him as he rises further into the air, the power of his Stand, Unholy Insurgency, being realized.
"Don't worry, guys! It's just one enemy, and he's probably too stupid to know to target me! Just get behind me whenever he tries to attack you!" Gingerman says. The moment Gingerman finishes talking, though, Urk-Ook-Okk holds out his hand, and uses a sharp rock to stab into it, causing a beam of superheated plasma to shoot out from the wound, vaporizing Gingerman instantly.
"Uh…DISTRACTION!" Mugsy shouts again, but Urk-Ook-Okk's attention is only caught for a few moments before he fires another laser at the underwear, destroying it. "Okay, uh, I think this one isn't for me."
Mugsy promptly skedaddles, running with his arms waving all the way out of Paleo-Minneapolis.
"YOU THERE! Uncool one! I saw earlier that you tried, in vain, to fire a death ray of sorts at our enemy. Could now be a chance to properly utilize that? If range is the problem here, I could send you skywards towards victory!" Blight points at not cool.
"Yeah, I could try." not cool says. Blight allows not cool to stand on his magnet, and then uses the magnet to send not cool upwards. not cool meets stares with Urk-Ook-Okk, and before Urk-Ook-Okk can fire off another blast, not cool uses Warning Signs directly on Urk-Ook-Okk's chest. Urk-Ook-Okk doesn't even seem to react as his chest melts away into liquid, revealing the plasma flowing inside, unaffected by not cool's Stand. not cool falls to the ground just in time to avoid a plasma beam, and walks back over to the rest of the group.
"Alright, my Stand won't be of any help here. I don't think this guy is actually human, he seems to have plasma for blood, and my Stand works by heating things up enough that they transition between states of matter. Obviously, that won't work on plasma, so there's not much I can do here."
"How are we supposed to fight against him, then? He's flying, shooting lasers, and we don't even know if he can die now that he got resurrected by that priest! This is hopeless!" Bunny's Shadow paces back and forth in a panic. Urk-Ook-Okk slams down into the ground on top of Bunny's Shadow, but Bunny's Shadow finds himself sucked into the ground before Urk-Ook-Okk can land this attack. Bunny's Shadow pops back up several meters to the side, and the proposition emerges next to him, squatting in place.
"I think I've got this goon figured out, actually." Crime Lad speaks up after having shut up for some time. "He's got some kind of core or something that's holding him together. His body is more like a, uh, like a fucking, shell or something. We gotta take out his batteries or whatever."
"And how are we supposed to do that when his blood is as hot as the surface of a star?" Bunny's Shadow asks. Crime Lad doesn't seem to have an answer for this, but Crocodile Rock seems to have taken interest in Urk-Ook-Okk after not cool's attack revealed the stony nature of his exterior skin. Before Urk-Ook-Okk can take flight again, Crocodile Rock jumps onto him, and begins crunching through his skin, eventually exposing what seems to be a miniature sun where his heart would normally be.
"Oh hey, look at that, he's got a core, that must be holding him together. How do we break it, though?" Bunny's Shadow watches as Urk-Ook-Okk tries to wrestle Crocodile Rock away from himself. Crime Lad's eyes light up, and just as Urk-Ook-Okk tosses Crocodile Rock aside and begins to rise up, Crime Lad begins placing down large staircases to follow Urk-Ook-Okk into the air, and just as he closes in, he drives the tip of Point of Damascus straight into Urk-Ook-Okk's plasma core, shattering it to smithereens. Urk-Ook-Okk lets out a guttural roar of shock as he falls to the ground, the light fading from within his body. As Urk-Ook-Okk's body shatters against the floor, a pulse is sent out, undoing all influence of the Paleo-Minneapolis virus. The bodies of the cavemen melt into clay, and Urk-Ook-Okk's remains become the shattered remains of the giant Yiggy Yee statue that was once the centerpiece of the Yiggy Dome. With the threats gone, the remaining members of the World Crime League group are finally able to reach the Yiggy Vault, where the crime pole was being kept, along with El Diablo's hat. There's also a large golden statue of Yiggy Yee, created by a fan, which notably has a dented in face. Trash King pops out of the nearest trash can and walks over.
"Alright, you finally done here? Don't need me around anymore? Good. Was getting real sick of waiting." Trash King remarks, before retreating into the trash once more. The proposition approaches the treasures of the vault and begins scooping them up under its hat, sending them into the second dimension for easier transport. Once the treasures have been secured, the group heads back out of the Yiggy Dome, bringing Shamazon and Bunny's unconscious bodies with them as they head back through no-longer-Paleo-Minneapolis to return to mxy's van. As mxy sees the group approaching, he throws his cards into the back of the van for Windsor to clean up, and waits for everyone else to get inside before driving back to the World Crime League building. After returning to the building, the proposition brings the retrieved items back into the third dimension, and Windsor leads the team effort of reinstalling the crime pole, while Mugsy heads upstairs to give El Diablo his hat back. Mugsy also informs El Diablo of the golden statue, and El Diablo calls up Meatsmith to come over and melt it down for them, giving him the new WCL address. While Meatsmith is on his way, Mugsy tells the proposition to bring the statue downstairs, and the proposition does as told. While it's downstairs, the proposition notices that a horrible ruckus is coming from the advertising room, and goes to take a peek by sliding under the door. The proposition sees Adzaster tearing pipes out from under his sink, with water pouring everywhere. Seeing this as nothing particularly concerning, the proposition leaves and heads back upstairs, and soon enough, Meatsmith arrives and begins setting up a new forge in the basement so that he can get to work on melting down the statue.