Pbone67 finds himself permabanned from Escape the Bathroom, and since he had devoted his entire livelihood and spirit to the game, this alone causes him to cease existing altogether, and D2G feels he can rest somewhat easier than usual.
Meatsmith leaves the WCL building, having finished melting down the statue in the basement. The proposition follows up on this by collecting the molten materials from downstairs, and dropping them off into the fountain in the lobby where they can cool down. While the proposition is taking a sip of the cooked water created by this, Vespot decides that it's been long enough since Kira left, and returns to his office through the mirror, before entering the building proper. Vespot promptly heads upstairs to the throne room, ignoring El Diablo and instead rifling through the supply closet. After a few minutes of searching, Vespot decides that what he is looking for is not here, so he walks towards El Diablo, who powers on upon being approached.
"Hey, did anyone mess with the stuff in the closet?" Vespot asks.
"No, not that I can think of." El Diablo responds.
"Alright, well, I used to be more familiar with this place, but it seems like a lot of the stuff that used to be here is gone now." Vespot suddenly seems to remember something, and rushes into the elevator, taking it to the secret floor and rushing to the secret floor equivalent of his office. He then goes through the mirror to the secret equivalent of his own house. Vespot rushes to the shelf where the camera was, but finds that there is no replica of the camera present in this version of the basement, and sighs to himself. Vespot knocks over the alternate china shelf in frustration, before heading back on his path all the way to his own home, accepting defeat and that he will not be getting that camera back from Kira.
Elsewhere, Dryskate's flaky remains become moisturized and cohesive by a wave of humid weather, allowing for him to reform as Wetskate, who slides out of his house through a crack in the window. Upon escaping into the open, Wetskate begins to attempt to track down the whereabouts of the nonviolence contract, hoping to destroy it and its binding words. As part of this effort, he heads to the forest of forced relevance, a somewhat anomalous location which seems to draw people who otherwise would not be seen too often. Wetskate passes by Big Pharma, who is here trying to find rare pill ingredients so that he can charge more for medication, as he enters the forest in search of the contract. As Wetskate ventures into the forest, though, he is suddenly snatched up in the talons of Billerica the hungry seagull, who views him as a potential tasty snack. Meanwhile, Caught Red-Handed has found the nonviolence contract, and mistakes it for an escaped piece of paperwork from his paperwork stack. Caught sneaks towards the contract through the forest, but he steps on a twig, drawing attention to himself. The contract whirls around and points its shotgun at Caught, who raises his hands with the palms facing towards the contract. It's unclear if this is a threat or a sign of surrender, but the contract doesn't let its guard down as Caught creeps closer towards it. Once Caught is within a radius of about five yards, the contract attempts to shoot him, but the recoil causes it to fumble with the weapon due to the very lightweight nature of its body, and it misses entirely. Caught uses this as an opportunity to snatch up the contract, and he sandwiches it into his paperwork stack. By the time Caught has done this, Wetskate has managed to squirm his way out of Billerica's grasp without being eaten, and he drops down to the ground right in front of Caught.
"Did you see a piece of paper walking around in these woods anywhere?" Wetskate asks.
"The only papers I've seen are the ones in this stack here." Caught says, waving the paperwork stack. Wetskate somehow fails to notice the arms, legs, and shotgun of the contract protruding from the paperwork stack. "If you're looking for something, though, maybe you could check out the lost and found back at the Pole Ice Department."
"Maybe I will." Wetskate says. Caught begins to head on his way, and Wetskate follows him, since he has no idea where this 'Pole Ice Department' place even is. Once the two arrive at the PID, Caught gets to work sifting through the paperwork stack, and Wetskate heads to the lost and found lockers, foolishly releasing the pants from inside. Longarm Law locks his door again, while Wetskate has the shit beaten out of him mercilessly. After having their way with Wetskate, the pants finally escape the Pole Ice Department. Once he comes to his senses, Wetskate realizes the dire nature of this situation, and quickly dials the randomized phone line, getting ahold of Awaser.
"Hey, I don't know who this is, but there are some murderous pants outside of the Pole Ice Department and I need someone to deal with them, I can't do it myself, I'm bound by contract." Wetskate explains.
"I'll be right there." Awaser swiftly abandons his business in the skeleton ghetto and rushes towards the Pole Ice Department, immediately spotting the four pairs of pants dancing around a fire they started in the parking lot. Awaser cautiously readies Symphony Soldier as he approaches the pants, which immediately stop dancing and turn to face Awaser once he draws closer. The pants begin walking in unison towards Awaser despite their innate allergy to dinosaurs, since they plan to simply never get hit by their foe.
"Uh…I heard you were cauthing trouble…" Awaser stammers, already intimidated by the pants. "Tho I was jutht wondering if you could maybe…thtop cauthing trouble…?"
The pants stop a few meters away from Awaser, and begin moving in a strange manner. They wiggle and stomp as they get closer together, and Awaser can clearly tell that this can't mean anything good. As smoke begins to form around the pants, Awaser fires off Symphony Soldier, but it's too late, as the smoke forms a shield around the pants as they combine into a greater form known as Denimizer. The moment the smoke clears somewhat, Awaser fires off Symphony Soldier again, blasting a hole straight through the Denimizer's chest and causing it to fall to its knees. Viewing the threat as neutralized and also being scared out of his mind, Awaser runs away, and Wetskate, who had been watching from inside the PID, is put somewhat at ease. Caught Red-Handed is making fast progress through the paperwork, and comes across the contract again, which is unconscious at the moment. Caught inspects the contract for anything of pertinence to him, but can't find anything. He helps himself to the free shotgun attached to the contract, but before he moves on, Wetskate rushes over to him.
"Wait, wait, that's it, that's the paper I was talking about! Look, you need to kill that thing, I can't do it myself, so destroy it before it gets away!" Wetskate pleads. Caught tries to put the contract into the shredder, but just before it can be put in, the contract wakes up and kicks Caught in the chest, breaking free from his grasp. The contract tries to grab the shotgun out of Caught's hands, but Wetskate is able to restrain it, since according to the rules of the contract this does not qualify as direct harm. Caught doesn't question the situation and takes the shot, blasting the document to pieces. The moment Wetskate is freed from the contract, he whacks Caught over the head with enough force to knock him out and snatches the shotgun from him, before dashing out of the Pole Ice Department.