Total Drama Island Reassigned: Dodgebrawl
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the Awake-a-thon when Scott took a snooze on the can and the Killer Bass took their second loss in a row. Harsh. Amy convinced her twin sister that she'll take her to the final two if she does whatever she says. In the end, Staci's team got so sick of her nonstop tall tales, that they sent her packing. She became the second camper to rock the Boat of Losers. Will Samey turn against her sister? Will Zoey be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And, who will take the next humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on Total, Drama, Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades into the mess hall with the campers seated at their respective tables. The gophers are laughing at the bass who are all tired (Except for Beardo). Scott is seen laying his head down tired. Chris enters the scene)
Chris: Scott! You look like crap dude!
Scott: Leave me alone. (Lays his head back down)
Molly: Beardo kept us up all night with his snoring sound effect.
(Beardo shrugs and smiles sheepishly)
Chris: Wow! Four nights with no sleep? How much are you hurting dude?
Scott: Wanna find out?
Chris: No, no. It's cool. Hey everyone, it's Zoey!
(Zoey enters the lodge tired while the gophers cheer for her)
Zoey: (Sits down at her table and Yawns) Hey guys. (Lays her head down)
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Some team. I'm stronger than Jockstrap, Tan job, Mother-nature wannabe, Gan-dull, Honey-big boned, Sound hurler, Snow White, Zombie freak, Princess wannabe, Prompt dork and Freckle Face combined! If we don't start winning challenges soon then I'll consider switching to the other team. Ya know, if Chris will allow it.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Okay campers listen up, your next challenge begins in 10 minutes. And be prepared to BRING it.
(Cuts to a dodgeball court on the beach with two benches with team banners above them. Jasmine walks up to Sammy and Shawn)
Jasmine: (Whispering) Hey Shawn, Amy says that she plans to take Samey to the final two, but she doesn't trust her. I don't trust her either. So I was thinking, how about you, me and Samey form an alliance to keep a close eye on her.
Shawn: Alliance with you two? But we're on different teams.
Jasmine: (Whispering) I know, the plan is, if Amy pushes Samey too far, you can try to make your team win so our team can try to vote her off.
Shawn: Well, I don't know. I'll think about it.
Amy: What are you guys talking about?
Sammy: Uh, nothing! Nothing at all!
(Amy gives the "I'm watching you" movement with her fingers at Jasmine and Sammy. Cuts to Chef in a referee outfit walking past the campers glaring at them.)
Chris: Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball.
Cameron: D-dodgeball?
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: (Writing on a sheet of toilet paper) This is the last will of I, Cameron Corduroy Wilkins.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: The first rule of dodgeball is, if you get hit with the ball, (Chris throws a ball and it hits Dakota in the stomach) you're out!
Dakota: Um, rude! (Throws the ball back to Chris)
Chris: (Catches the ball coming towards him) If you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring another team member out on the court. And, if you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect a ball. But, if it knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out.
Scott: If I had a dollar for everytime you said the word "ball", the 100 grand would be worthless.
Scarlett: Actually, he only said the word "ball" seven times. So you would only receive $7. But that's only if you count "dodge" and "ball" as two separate words. So technically, he only said the word "ball" five times. So you would only receive $5.
Rodney: (Impressed) Wow. You've got some real brains, girl.
Shawn: BRAINS? WHO'S BRIANS? NOBODY'S GETTING MY BRAINS!
Jo: (Slaps Shawn on the face several times) PULL! YOURSELF! TOGETHER!
Chris: As I was saying, we will now be demonstrating how to dodge a ball. Lightning, try and hit me. (Tosses a ball to Lightning who catches it. Lightning then throws the ball towards Chris, who deflects it with another ball that hits Dave in the forehead)
Dave: Ow! (Sky gasps) That… only hurt a little.
Chris: You were supposed to dodge! You have one minute until game time. Gophers, you'll have to sit one person out each game.
(Cuts to the gophers choosing their players)
Jasmine: Alright, the Killer Bass will be trying hard to get ahead. So I think we should send- (Scarlett raises her hand) If you have something to say, Scarlett, just bark it out.
Scarlett: Um, yes. I haven't done much in these challenges, so I think I should be in charge of this one.
Jasmine: Oh, okay then, all in favor, say aye.
Gophers: Aye!
Jasmine: Okay, then it's settled.
Scarlett: Alright, I'll go this round. The people that will be with me are Jasmine, B, Amy and Samey.
Amy: No, you wouldn't want Samey to be in this. She's horrible at everything.
(Sammy sighs sadly)
Scarlett: Oh, alright then. Sky, you'll go instead.
Topher: What about me?
Scarlett: No! You'll slow us down.
(Cuts to the Killer Bass)
Molly: Okay, so, here's the plan. I'll go first. Jo, Lightning, Shawn, and Sugar are coming with me.
Sugar: Normally, I would agree that I'm the best. But shake your heads, guys. We have a wizard on our team!
Molly: Oh, a-alright the-
Jo: No! We already lost two challenges already! If we let Fantasy freak in, then we are sure to lose aga-
Sugar: Two words! Wiz-ard!
Molly: Jo, you do realize that I'm the one in charge right? If Sugar wants Leonard to play, then he'll play.
Jo: (Chuckles) You STILL think that you're team captain? Nice try spiked girl, but this time, I'M the one in charge.
Molly: Tell you what, I'll be in charge for the first two games. But if we start to lose, then I'll let you take over okay?
Jo: Ugh, fine. But if we lose again, then either you, or Harry Pot-head is the next one to leave. Got it? (Molly nods nervously) Good.
(Cuts to Chef looking at the Killer Bass players: Leonard, Molly, Jo, Lightning and Shawn who are smirking at the opposing team, then Chef looks at the Screaming Gophers players: Scarlett, Jasmine, B, Sky and Amy, who are smirking at the Bass)
Scarlett: Let's see what you've got. I'm sure winning three times in a row won't be as satisfying.
Lightning: Oh yeah? Well Lightning's got this sha-game is in the sha-bag. Just like sha... uh... um... Lightning's gonna win!
(Jo facepalms)
Chris: Both teams ready? (Gophers get in position) Best of five games win! (Bass get into position) Now, let's doooooodge some balls!
(Chef blows his whistle and the game begins.. Cuts to both teams cheering for their players. Lightning, Shawn and Jo pick up their balls, while Scarlett, B and Amy pick up their balls. Lightning then raises his ball above his head and throws it at B)
Lightning: Sha-BAM!
(B manages to deflect the ball with the ball that he is holding without dropping it and manages to hit Lightning with it who then falls to the ground. Chef blows his whistle and the score is now 5-4. The gophers then clap and cheer for B.)
Jo: (Annoyed) Nice moves, Sha-Dud!
Leonard: (Steps forward) Stand back everyone! Ballus levitatus this-instantus! (Sky stares at him) Ball ball, hit that girl, win this challenge for us and the world! (Sky then picks up a ball in front of her and smirks at Leonard. Leonard then starts running away screaming like a girl. The ball then hits him on the head and knocks him out. Cuts to Chris cringing and Chef blows his whistle. The score is now 5-3. The gophers then cheer for Sky.)
Sky: Yes! (Walks over and high fives B)
Jo: (Glaring at Sugar) THIS. THIS is why Dud-magic is not allowed to play!
Sugar: (Gasps) NOBODY disrespects the wizard! (Angrily points to Jo) You're going down missy! (Storms onto the court, picks up a ball and throws it at Jo. Jo then immediately dodges the incoming ball)
Jo: Hey, we're on the same team! And it's not your turn yet! Get back on the bleachers RIGHT NOW!
Sugar: Fine! But this ain't over! (Angrily storms back to the bleachers and sits down)
Ella: I'm sure Jo didn't mean to talk so harshly about Leonard.
Sugar: Knock yourself out princess.
Shawn: Guys, we gotta stop bickering! This is the reason why we keep losing challenges! (Cuts to Jasmine looking at Shawn with a confused look on her face) If we don't work together as a team, then we will never be able to beat these guys!
Amy: (Walks up to Jasmine annoyed) What are you waiting for? HIT HIM ALREADY!
Jasmine: Uh…
Amy: FINE! (Snatches the ball from Jasmine) I'll do it myself!
(Amy throws the ball towards Shawn who then immediately notices it and ducks under it. Shawn then picks up a ball and throws it at Amy. Amy then dodges the incoming ball and it hits Jasmine in the stomach instead. Chef blows his whistle and the score is now 4-3)
Shawn: (Gasps) JASMINE I'M SORRY! I meant to hit Amy!
Jasmine: (Gets up while holding her stomach and groans) Don't worry. I know you did too.
Jo: You know, it actually would be better if you hit BOTH Outback Giant AND Cheerleading Daddy Girl. Our goal is to take out EVERYONE. (Picks up a ball) Kinda like this. (Jo then throws the ball at Amy. Amy then closes her eyes in fear as she notices the ball coming towards her. B then manages to catch the ball in time before it hits Amy. Cuts back to Jo glaring at B. Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 4-2. Chef then points to Cameron who then gulps. Cameron then nervously walks onto the court. Sky then throws a ball at Molly who then dodges it. Molly then raises her ball above her head. Cuts to Cameron walking onto the court nervously. The ball Molly threw then hits him in the kiwis.)
Cameron: Ah! Christmas! (Falls down onto the ground. Scarlett then face-palms)
Scarlett: Alright, no more fooling around! We should get back to playing the actual game now.
(Cuts back to the Killer Bass bleachers)
Jo: Oh no! The zombies are trying to eat our brains by throwing balls at us!
(Cuts back to Shawn)
Shawn: Z-z-zombies?! They're here already? I knew it! (Picks up two balls and throws both of them at the gophers. One hits Sky and the other one hits Amy. Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 2-2) That'll teach you for trying to eat my brains!
(Jo smirks from the bleachers)
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Every team has a weak link. As leader, it's my job to find that link and manipulate it into doing whatever I want. Huh, leadership has its perks. If only Molly will give me leadership.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the remaining two players left on each team. For Gophers: Scarlett and B. For Bass: Shawn and Molly. Shawn and Molly throw both of their balls. Scarlett then deflects one ball with a ball she's holding but another one hits her in the stomach. Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 1-2. She then growls in anger and storms off. B then looks nervously at Shawn and Molly who both smirk at him. B then comes up with an idea. He pulls out a crowbar from out of his jacket and uses it to remove one of the floorboards on the ground. He then pulls out a large stick from his pocket and places it on the ground and places the floorboard on top of it. Cuts to the gophers on the bleachers who are amazed at what B is building. He then places a ball on top of a container in one end of the floorboard and then steps back and leaps onto the floorboard, which catapults the ball into Shawn's face. Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 1-1. Molly then angrily picks up a ball and throws it towards B. B then successfully catches the ball. Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 1-0. The gophers then cheer for B as he walks back to the bleachers and high fives Mike. Cuts back to the Killer Bass strategizing)
Molly: Okay, so we lost the last round, but that still doesn't mean that we're losing. We can still win this.
Jo: Yeah, we can win this once you give me leadership now!
Molly: I just said that this doesn't mean we're losing. Anyways, I'll sit this one out. Same with Leonard since he's pretty much been proven to be useless.
Leonard: Hey!
Molly: Jo and Lightning will go again. I will send out Sugar, Dawn…and...Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: (Scoffs) No way! Have you seen my nails? THIS is why I drive with my feet!
Molly: Oh, okay. How about you Ella?
Jo: (Snickers) You're kidding right?
Ella: No thank you. Dodgeball is such a violent sport. I do wish to not hurt anybody.
Sugar: Oh yeah? (Gets up in Ella's face) WELL I'M SURE YOU'RE WILLIN' TO HURT ME LIKE HOW JO HURT THE WIZARD!
Ella: Oh goodness! I-
Jo: (Pushes Sugar out of the way) Okay first of all, that came out of nowhere. Second of all, if I was team leader, I wouldn't let Slow-White play regardless. Thirdly, I "hurt" wizard kid, because he doesn't contribute ANYTHING useful to the team.
Sugar: Can't you just give the wizard a chance?
Molly: Can we PLEASE stop bickering and choose a fifth player already? Thank you. Hmm… I guess Beardo will go this time.
(Beardo makes a ding ding sound with his mouth and gives a thumbs up)
Molly: I'll take that as a yes.
Jo: You know, at this point, you're just randomly choosing who plays. Sound-language is as useful as Chatterbox was. Anyways, does anyone have any good strategies?
Lightning: Just give all the balls to Lightning. He can take out those gophers one by one.
Molly: Sounds like a plan. (Gives a thumbs up)
Jo: Okay fine. But try not to mess up this time. Got it?
(Chef blows his whistle and Jo and Lightning walk onto the court. Dawn walks up to Ella)
Dawn: Don't let Sugar's mean spiritedness get to you. She's just acting this way because she was lonely as a child.
Ella: But Sugar isn't treating me harshly. I know we are going to be the bestest-
Sugar: (Shoves Ella out of the way) WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT NOBODY TALKED TO ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE?!
Dawn: It's right there in your aura. You had such a lonely childhood. (Walks onto the court. Sugar growls and angrily marches onto the court. Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers)
Scarlett: It's your turn Dave.
Dave: Sorry, but dodgeball is not my forte. Can you please send someone else?
Sky: Dave, listen. This is for the team. We're going to need all the help we need if we're going to take the bass out.
Dave: (Groans and stands up) Fine… But I'm only doing this for you. (Walks into the court)
Amy: Samey, get your butt on the court this instant!
Sammy: Really? Tha-
Amy: Don't get too comfortable, you won't be throwing the balls, you're going to shield me from the balls the other team throws!
Sammy: (Sighs sadly) Fine… (Walks onto the court)
Amy: And don't scream, you'll make me sound weak. (Walks onto the court)
Mike: I'll go.
Zoey: Do your best Mike!
Mike: (Gives a thumbs up) I'll try! (Walks onto the court)
Scarlett: Okay. We need one more team member. And I propose that it should be-
Topher: (Pops up in front of Scarlett and begs) Come on! Please can I go? Just like you, I haven't done much in these challenges. And if I don't get enough camera time, then Chris will just render me as-
Scarlett: (Annoyingly Growls) Alright, FINE!
Topher: (Excitedly) YES! THANK-
Scarlett: (Grabs Topher by his shirt) But if you keep us from winning, you'll wish you'd never met me.
(Confessional: Topher)
Topher: Um, when did Scarlett get so scary?
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bass players: Jo, Sugar, Lightning, Dawn and Beardo all glaring at the gophers fiercely. Lightning is holding four balls in his hands. Cuts to the gophers players: Mike, Dave, Topher, Amy and Sammy all looking at the other team confused. Cuts back to the bass. Lightning then throws three balls towards the gophers)
Lightning: Sha-zip! Sha-zoom! Sha-booey!
Dave: Hey…(Dodges two of Lightning's balls while shouting. Suddenly the third ball hits him in the face) Ow…. Darn it! (Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 4-5 Walks back over to the court. Lightning then smirks at Amy who then gasps in fear. Lightning then twirls around and throws his ball towards Amy)
Lightning: Sha-ba-ba-ba-ba-BAM! (Amy then drags Sammy in front of her and the ball hits Sammy instead causing her to fall down to the ground. Lightning gasps and runs towards Sammy worried) Nooooooooo!
Jo: No? You mean, YES, Brightning!
(Cuts to Lightning looking at Sammy concerned)
Sammy: (Groans) Lightning… (Gets up off of the ground holding her face, groaning) My face… Please tell me it looks okay!
Lightning: Uh… Lightning thinks it's alright! (Cuts back to Sammy revealing her face with a big bruise on her eye. Mike and Topher look shocked and look at eachother) You look great girl!
Sammy: (Gasps) Really?
Lightning: Sha-yes! (Topher walks up to them whistling innocently and throws his ball at Lightning's chest. Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 3-4. Cuts to Jo facepalming.) Care for taking a walk?
Sammy: (Nervously looks at her sister who is glaring at her to make sure she says no. Cuts back to Sammy who then smirks to herself) Sure thing!
(Lightning and Sammy walk past a shocked Amy)
Amy: Hey! Get your butt back over here! I am SO telling the team how much of a useless slacker you are!
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Ugh! Could you believe that?! Not only is SAMEY disobeying me, but why would ANYONE wanna date HER? She's just a wannabe me! A spare Amy! (Gasps) Her name should be "Sparemy"! I am going to change her birth certificate as soon as we get home!
(Confessional Ends)
Mike: Okay Mike. It's just throwing and dodging balls! You can do this, c'mon! (Gasps, and starts his face now has eyelashes and lipstick on and starts talking in a Russian accent) Wrong! Only one person can do this! Svetlana, the Olympic queen of gymnastics! (Svetlana picks up a ball off of the ground and throws it over her head. Chef blows his whistle and cuts to Sugar and Jo both shocked at what they are seeing and the ball Svetlana threw hits both of them in the face and knocks them out. Svetlana then grabs a ball out of Amy's hands)
Amy: Ugh, hey!
(Svetlana then throws the ball at Dawn. The ball then hits her in the face. Topher then hands Svetlana his ball and Svetlana swings her arm around while vocalizing and throws it at Beardo. The ball then hits Beardo across the face. Beardo make a Wilhelm scream sound effect as the ball hits him and falls to the ground)
Chris: Ow! That one's worth an instant replay! (Chris fast forwards and reminds the clip of Beardo getting hit in the face by the ball.) Forward. Okay, rewind. Forward. Rewind. Forward. Rewind, forward. Rewind. (Pauses the clip as soon as the ball hits Beardo) And pause. Ho-ho. That's gonna leave a mark. (Chris replays the clip)
Zoey: Wow! I never knew Mike was so good at dodgeball!
(Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 3-0. The gophers then clap and cheer for Svetlana. She then gasps and goes back to being Mike again)
Cameron: Svetlana? Mike, how did you do that?
Mike: Huh? Uh, do what? (Chuckles nervously)
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: Okay, okay. I admit it, I... I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen to me.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to the Killer Bass)
Scarlett: (Calling out from the other side) So, the score is now 2-0! I'm sure none of you can possibly take it now!
Molly: Oh, shut up! We can still win this! (Scarlett smirks at her. Molly sighs sadly) No we can't…
(Commercial Break)
(Fades into the bass looking sad and worried)
Jo: (Teasingly) Come on...let's hear it now…
Molly: (Sighs) Okay fine… I'm not a good team leader. If we lose this game, we will not only lose the whole challenge again, but it will be my fault. So I think you should be in charge now.
Jo: Yes!
Shawn: Are you sure? Because she's too bossy to be a team leader.
Molly: Well we have no other choice! We need Jo's fierceness to win this!
Jo: That's the spirit! Now here's the plan: You will do what I say, when I say it. I'll be sending out Zombie boy, Pageant-tubby, Freckle Face, and… (Looks around) Where did Jockstrap go? Ugh, nevermind. Moonchild will take his place.
Shawn: Yes ma'am!
Sugar: Sure thing!
Dawn: Of course!
Scott: Whatever.
Jo: Now, here's a strategy I picked up when I first played this game. It's called: "Rush the new guy"!
(Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers)
Scarlett: We're guaranteed to take this game. We just have to take them out one more time. I'll be going this game. Jasmine, Sky, Zoey, and Rodney will come with me.
Jasmine: Alright!
Sky: I'm on it!
Zoey: Sure thing!
Rodney: (Dreamly) Anything for you, with a heart as heavy as-
Amy: Ugh! Just go already!
(Amy shoves Rodney onto the court. Cuts to the teams getting ready. On the Killer Bass side, Dawn, Scott, Shawn and Sugar walk onto the court next to Jo prepped and ready. Cuts to the Screaming Gophers side with Sky, Zoey, Scarlett, Rodney and Jasmine prepped and ready holding balls getting ready to take out the other team. Chef blows his whistle and the game starts. Rodney and Jasmine throw their balls at the other team. Jo and Scott dodge them and the two balls hit the glass wall. Dawn quickly picks up the two balls and tosses them to Jo and Scott. Scott, Jo, Shawn and Sugar then raise their balls above their heads and throw them towards the other team. The balls then fly towards Scarlett who has a shocked look on her face. The screen flashes black and red as stars pop up on the screen. Cuts to Scarlett's point of view as she opens her eyes to see Sky, Jasmine, Zoey and Rodney looking at her while concerned. Cuts back out of Scarletts point of view. Scarlett then gets up off of the ground. And growls angrily)
Scarlett: WHAT! JUST! HAPPENED?!
Zoey: Woah! Take it easy!
(Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 4-5. The Bass then clap and cheer for their players. The bass players then high five each other and complement each other. Cuts to Jo smirking at her accomplishment. Chef blows his whistle and Scott. Shawn, Jo and Sugar pick up balls off of the ground and throw them towards the other team. The four balls hit Jasmine, another four balls fly towards the other team and hit Sky, another four ball fly towards the other team and hit Zoey. Cuts to Jo crossing her arms and then the camera zooms out to show Dawn, Sugar, Shawn and Scott throwing balls towards the other team again. The four balls hit Rodney who then falls to the ground. Cuts to Scarlett glaring at her team's players)
Scarlett: Come on team! Put some effort out there THIS INSTANT!
Dave: That's what we're trying to do!
Scarlett: Why are YOU scolding me? You aren't even playing this game!
Jasmine: (Walks up to Scarlett glaring at her) You know Scarlett, I don't like your attitude right now!
Zoey: (Walks up to Scarlett) I agree! We're trying our hardest against the bass here! You don't have to act so hostile!
Scarlett: I...I… UGH!
(Cuts to the Killer Bass clapping and cheering for winning the first round)
Jo: We're doing that same thing all over again. Snow White, Soundboard, Wizard kid, sit this one out too.
(Cuts to Ella, Beardo and Leonard looking shocked)
Ella: Dodgeball may be a violent sport, but I would like to help too!
Jo: Well too bad, this is for the good of the team.
(Ella then frowns and sighs sadly. Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers bleachers)
Scarlett: Alright, listen up! We are NOT going to lose another game to these guys! Understood?!
Amy: (Looks around) Where did Samey go? Ugh! (Angrily marches off) She is SO going to get it once I get my hands on her!
(Cuts to Amy angrily marching towards the Dock of Shame. She then hears laughing and giggling from underneath the dock. She looks down and gasps as she sees Sammy and Lightning flirting with each other)
Sammy: Oh Lightning!
Amy: You are SO getting kicked off tonight, Sparemy!
(Sammy Gasps)
Lightning: How bout you mind your own business, Sha-Freak!
Amy: (Grabs a canoe from the dock and raises it above her head) Why don't you dodge this! (Throws the canoe towards Lightning's head. Cuts back to Lightning with the canoe on top of him shouting in pain. Cuts back to the dodgeball court with Amy angrily dragging her sister towards the bleachers)
Amy: Now sit there and don't leave! Got it?!
Sammy: (Sadly) Okay…
Amy: How are we doing?
(Camera zooms out to show Brick getting hit in the face with a dodgeball. The dodgeball falls off bricks face and reveals Brick to have a derpy looking face)
Brick: Duh-ay! (Faints)
Scarlett: These people are completely useless.
Amy: (Annoyed) Then why did you choose them to play, huh?
(A ball flies towards Sam and hits him in the face)
Sam: One double decaf, half calf decaffin… (Faints)
(The bass players; Jo, Dawn, Dakota, Scott and Shawn then cheer for their second win)
Amy: Ugh! Can't these people do ANYTHING right?!
(Lightning walks back towards his team's bleachers. Jo notices him)
Jo: (Annoyed) Where have you been, Jockstrap?!
Lightning: Uh… Lightning went nowhere.
Jo: Let me guess, you were hanging out with Knock-off Cheerleading Daddy girl. Weren't you?
Lightning: Sha-no! Sha-maybe. Sha-so?
Jo: So? She could've made you spill the beans about our weaknesses to her!
(Cuts to Sammy snarling at her sister)
Chris: Okay, this is it! The final tie-breaking game! And, I decided to come up with a new rule to make things interesting! A player that gets out gets to tag in another player!
Scarlett: This is our chance! We are NOT giving up now. We have to bring in our strongest players. Me, Jasmine, Zoey, Mike, and Sky.
(Zoey walks onto the court but Mike stops her)
Mike: We should be careful. We have no idea what the bass are planning.
Zoey: And you, uh... don't let Svetlana pull a hamstring, ha. I'm gonna go over there.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: The guys back home are gorgeous. But they're all hockey thugs and juvie rejects with a collection IQ of ten. Mike is hot AND smart. (Sighs) I was really starting to think hot, smart guys were imaginary. Like unicorns and perfect hair.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Killer Bass strategizing)
Jo: Okay, so what's the plan.
Ella: May I volunteer to help the team during this game?
Sugar: NO! You sit on the bleachers where you belong!
Jo: I agree with Queen Fatso. We actually have a chance to win this.
(Ella sighs sadly and walks towards the bleachers)
Chris: Gophers, Bass, let's send this sample to the lab And see what you're made of!
(Chef blows his whistle and the final round begins. Zoey picks up a ball and tosses it to Sky)
Scarlett: Come on people! Quick feet, fast hands! (Mike tosses the ball to Jasmine who then tosses it to Scarlett. Scarlett then throws the ball towards Lightning who quickly jumps over it. Scarlett dodges a ball coming towards her. Mike and Sky both throw balls towards the other team. Jo and Dakota both throw balls towards the other team. One ball hits Mike and another ball hits Dawn. Cuts back to Mike gasping and turns into Chester)
Chester: Darn kids! Back in my day, we didn't have all these silly sports games like Dodgeball or Volleyball!
Zoey: (Chuckles) You're hilarious! Unless you're not joking but, you are. Hehe…
(Chester then gasps and turns back to Mike. Mike then walks back to the bleachers and high fives Dave who then walks onto the court. Mike then sits back at the bleachers with Rodney, B, Topher, Cameron, Brick, Sam, Amy and Sammy. As time progresses, the teams switch out their players. However, Rodney, Topher, Cameron, and Sammy always stay at the bleachers. Lightning then high-fives Beardo who walks onto the court but gets hit in the kiwis by a ball and groans in pain as he falls to the ground. Jo then facepalms. Beardo then painfully walks back to the bleachers. Dawn then walks back to the bleachers and Lightning enters the court. Cuts to two balls being thrown towards both teams. Cuts to Ella looking sad but then, Shawn taps on her shoulder while holding a ball in his other hand. Ella excitedly takes the ball from Shawn's hand and walks onto the court)
Jo: Back of the court, princess.
(Ella then sighs and sadly walks to the end of the court. Cuts to Sky throwing a ball towards the other team which hits Dawn in the face. Cuts back to Zoey and Sky high-fiving each other. Cuts to Shawn throwing a ball, but Shawn immediately gets hit in the face. Cuts to Zoey getting hit in the face with a ball, and then Jo gets hit in the face with three balls and faints. Cuts to a ball heading towards Sky but Dave immediately tries to block it and it hits him in the crotch)
Sky: (Gasps) Dave! Are you okay?
Dave: (Groans and talks in a squeaky voice) I think so…
Sky: Hey, you...you saved me.
(Dave and Sky then smile at each other for a moment, but another ball immediately hits Sky in the face and she falls over)
Dave: (Gasps) Sky? SKY! Are you okay?
(Scarlett growls and picks up a ball and throws it towards the other team. The ball hits Scott in the face and he falls over. Cuts to Lightning and Shawn carrying an unconscious Scott towards the bleachers. They pass a nervous Ella. The score is now 1-1. Scarlett vs Ella. Cuts to the Gophers bleachers as they cheer for Scarlett. Cuts to the Bass bleachers where the Bass are looking nervous because Ella is the last player standing. Ella nervously looks at Scarlett)
Scarlett: Sorry princess, but I'm afraid your time is up. (Holds up two dodgeballs)
(Cuts back to the Bass bleachers)
Jo: Welp, we've lost.
Molly: Come on Ella, you've got this!
Sugar: Take her out Scarlett! Take her out!
Molly: But then we'll lose!
Sugar: It'll be worth it.
Jo: Who cares, she's gonna take her out anyway.
Shawn: Hey, give Ella a chance! Maybe she could actually win this round!
Jo: Oh please, she's the same as Sound-language, Harry Pot-head, Chatterbox and Dr. ANTI-Evil. Completely useless.
(Cuts to Scarlett angrily throwing balls at Ella. Cuts to Ella running around the court screaming while harmonizing)
Shawn: You only care about yourself, don't you?
Jo: Hey, who got us here in the first place?
Bass: (Groans) You.
Jo: Exactly. So why are all of you suddenly turning on me now?
Scott: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because you have a horrible attitude!
Jo: For the last time, it's called a WINNING attitude!
(Scarlett then angrily looks down at the ground looking for another ball)
Molly: (To Sugar) And YOU. Why are you always so mean to Ella all the time?
Sugar: Well, it's because-
Dawn: Don't let it bother you. She's just like this because-
Sugar: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I HAD MANY FRIENDS AS A CHILD!
(Scarlett then angrily throws a ball towards Ella and it hits her in the stomach. The ball sends Ella towards the glass wall. Cuts to all the Bass members looking concerned (Except Jo) Cuts back to Ella who then holds her arms out revealing that she's holding the ball)
Ella: (Excitedly) How wonderful! I caught the ball!
(Chef blows his whistle and the score goes down to 0-1)
Chris: The Killer Bass Win!
(The bass clap and cheer for Ella (Except Sugar) Cuts back to Scarlett panting angrily)
Scarlett: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The bass carry then Ella out of the court)
Jo: Guess you are useful after all!
Ella: Why thank you Jo!
Sugar: Shut up missy! That should've been ME or the wizard who caught that ball!
(Chris walks up to the gophers)
Chris: Gophers, what happened?
Scarlett: What can I say? Weak effort.
Zoey: Hey! We put as much effort into this game as possible!
Sam: Yeah! What was with your attitude today?
Rodney: I-I thought you were just a quiet brainiac and not a violent girl! I-I'm sorry but, I just can't...I...we were…(Runs off crying heartbroken)
Scarlett: Touchy. (The gophers all glare at Scarlett) What? You know, the team spirit here is severely lacking lately.
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: I'm so honored to have won the challenge for my team today! Even though dodgeball is a violent sport, I still wanted to help my team. Maybe Sugar will want to become my friend for sure now!
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: I. HATE. Her!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Maybe I should reconsider switching to the other team. My current teammates have been proven to be pretty useful today. But that doesn't mean that most of them are not complete fodders.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony with the gophers all seated and Chris holding a platter with marshmallows on it)
Chris: Campers, you've already placed your votes and made your decision. One of you will be going home. And you can't come back. EVER! When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. Sam. (Sam cheers and walks up and claims his marshmallow) Sky, Dave. (Sky and Dave walk up and claim their marshmallows) Mike. (Mike high fives B) Zoey. (Zoey walks up and claims her marshmallow) Cameron. (Cameron smiles and walks up and claims his marshmallow) Brick, Rodney. (Brick and Rodney walk up and claim their marshmallows) Topher.
Topher: Yes! Thank you Chris! (Walks up and claims his marshmallow)
Chris: B. (B walks up and claims his marshmallow) Jasmine. (Jasmine walks up and claims her marshmallow) Amy. (Amy walks up confidently and claims her marshmallow. Sammy then looks nervous while Scarlett looks confident) The final marshmallow goes to…
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Sammy: Yes! (Runs up and claims her marshmallow)
Scarlett: (Shocked) What, are you serious?! (Sammy grabs her marshmallow and highfives Jasmine) You incompetent fools! You just voted off the only player with any brain power! (All the other gophers bean her with their marshmallows causing Scarlett to hiss)
Jasmine: You sheila, seriously need to take a chill pill.
(All the other gophers laugh and cheer)
Scarlett: Ugh! You haven't seen the last of me! (Angrily storms off)
Mike: Seriously, what was with her today? She just seemed so...out of character.
Sammy: I know. She kinda reminded me of that purple haired guy that was on the other team. What was his name again?
Dave: It probably doesn't matter now.
Jasmine: Since that maniac Scarlett is gone, I think I should become the team leader again.
Zoey: All in favor say aye!
Gophers: Aye!
Zoey: Okay. Then it's settled. I hope you lead our team well Jasmine.
Jasmine: Don't worry sheila. I will be sure to keep this team in order.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Surprised? Yep, I'm sure a lot of you thought Rodney, Beardo or Leonard would be the next boot, but nope. Scarlett's gone. Also, this is probably the chapter where I start to improve a bit. That's pretty much all I have to say about this. Don't forget to write a review to tell me your thoughts!
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VOTES:
Votes for Scarlett: B, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sky, Topher, Zoey
Votes for Sammy: Amy, Scarlett
Votes for Amy: Jasmine, Amy
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, B, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Topher, Zoey
Killer Bass: Anne Maria, Beardo, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Lightning, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar