Total Drama Island Reassigned: Not Quite Famous
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The Killer Bass finally dodged their pathetic losing streak against The Screaming Gophers. There were bruises, tears, risky moves, and dangerous alliances. And in the end, Scarlett the brainiac went loco big time and didn't see it coming. This week, another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville. Population: Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades into the Gophers cabin. Cuts inside the male side of the gophers cabin with everyone asleep. Cuts to Sam sleeping in his bed while holding his game guy. Suddenly, an alarm clock sounding like a trumpet plays, waking everyone up. Sam falls off of his bed and onto the ground)
Dave: (Annoyed, covering his ears) AHHH! TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!
Rodney: NO DAD, I DON'T WANNA GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL! (Starts crying)
(Cuts to the alarm clock that is going off and Brick turns it off. He gets ties his boots and stretches, getting ready for a new day)
Brick: Ah...Rise and shine, soldiers! (Runs out of the cabin. Cuts to Mike gasping and turning into Chester)
Chester: Darn kids! Back in my day, we didn't wake each other up with those silly alarm clocks.
(Jasmine bangs on the wall from the other side of the cabin)
Jasmine: (Annoyed) Would you mates keep it down in there?!
Chester: Oh, shush it, missy!
(Confessional: Sam)
Sam: Man, my ears haven't rung like that since I played Guitar Band 9 on maximum rockness. (Chuckles. Takes out his game guy and starts playing it)
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: Okay, these people have been getting on my nerves since I first got here. It's like they're not even normal! Well, I guess except for Sky, but everyone else is just a big pain in the butt!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the girl's side of the gopher cabin. Jasmine walks over to the center of the room. All the other gopher girls are still in their beds)
Jasmine: Ugh! I kinda wish Shawn was on our team.
Amy: Why? Is it so you can make out with him?
Zoey: Isn't he the guy who constantly believes in zombies?
Amy: Yes, but too bad you're not allowed to like him or else you'll get voted off.
Zoey: Huh? What makes you say that?
Amy: Well, making friends with the enemy will result in you betraying your own team. And Jasmine is clearly trying to betray us. Same with Samey too!
Sammy: Huh? What are you talking about? (Amy glares at her) Oh… you're talking about Lightning. I just can't help myself!
Amy: Yeah, just like how you can't help yourself to NOT be a total slug!
Sky: You know, you two could always ask Chris if you could switch teams.
Sammy: Well I want to, but-
Amy: (Covers her sister's mouth with her hand) NO! Samey is staying on this team whether she likes it or not!
Zoey: If Jasmine leaves us, then we will be left leaderless!
Jasmine: Oh sheilas, I may like Shawn, but I do wanna focus on winning. And you know what, I'm happy with the team I'm currently on. While we may have lost the last challenge, we still have some of the strongest players here, and we will not let any of the Killer Bass members stand in our way! Go Gophers!
Gopher Girls (Except Amy): Go Gophers!
(All the girls stare at Amy)
Sky: Uh… Amy?
Amy: (Sighs) Fine… Go Gophers. Whoo.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: (Sighs) I'm going to have to tell Shawn that we can't be together for now. Oh, but our alliance with Sammy to take down Amy!
(Amy knocks on the wall from outside the confessional)
Amy: Jasmine! What are you talking about in there?
Jasmine: Uh… nothing! Nothing at all!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Shawn laying down on his back trying to weight lift a log, but struggling. Molly walks up to him)
Molly: What are you doing?
Shawn: Trying to… (Lifts up the log and grunts) Strengthen myself up… (Lifts up the log and grunts) In case the zombies… (Lifts up the log and grunts) Have more brawn to eat my brains! (Lifts up the log and grunts)
Molly: Okay… I'm… (Points to the other direction) gonna go over there. (Walks away)
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: Seriously, what's his deal with this whole "zombie" nonsense? Did his parents once jokingly tell him that zombies will take over the world one day? And did he believe it?
(Confessional Ends)
(Lightning walks up to Shawn, who is still trying to weight lift the log and still struggling)
Lightning: Let Lightning show you how it's done! (Takes the log from Shawn's hands and starts weight lifting it with a single arm without struggling) Those other guys have no chance against us now!
Shawn: (Gets up off of the ground) What makes you say that?
Lightning: Don't you remember? We won the challenge last time! Lightning's team is sure to be unbeatable now! Sha-finally!
(Shawn nervously looks away. Cuts to the girl's side of the cabin with Ella singing a song and Sugar glaring at her and Jo covering her ears)
Ella: (Singing) And when she thought her team could fall, the brave little princess caught, the, baaaaaaall…
Jo: Ugh! We get it already! You won the last challenge for us! But don't forget that I was the one who carried us all the way to the end!
Sugar: (Scoffs) You two no gooders may think you're the best here, but don't you forget about ME, and the wizard!
Jo: How gullible can you possibly be? For the last time, Gan-dull is NOT a real wizard.
Sugar: You're just not giving him a chance are ya?
Molly: (Enters the cabin) Uh oh, is that bickering I hear? Well you better knock it off, because we JUST ended our losing streak.
Jo: (Walks up to Molly) Hey, whose team captain here? Me! Who gave me this rank? You! So don't boss me around, and go mind your own business.
Molly: Ugh, fine. (Storms out of the cabin)
Anne Maria: (Gasps) No! No, no, no, no, I can't be out of spray tan already!
Jo: (Sarcastically) Oh no, not your spray tan. What will we ever do now?
Anne Maria: Get lost blondie!
(Cuts to a loudspeaker with a seagull sleeping in it. The loudspeaker honks and the gull falls out of it clucking)
Chris: (Through loudspeaker) Alright campers, enough beauty sleep! Time to show us what you're made of!
(Cuts to a theater with two benches for each team with each team sitting on their respective benches. Sugar walks up to her team's bench with Ella on the other end, saving a spot for her)
Ella: I'm saving you a seat, Sugar!
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: At times, my friendship with Sugar has seemed tumultuous. But I think it's getting better!
(Confessional: Sugar)
(Sugar furiously growls)
(Confessional Ends)
Sugar: I know what you're up to, singy-pants. Gals who sit on the end always get less camera time. Push over!
(Shoves Ella off of the bench and into the dirt)
Ella: But I wasn't…
Scott: Hey ladies, don't start bickering until we start the game.
Molly: Actually, don't start bickering AT ALL.
Ella: But I wasn't… (Sighs) All right.
(Sammy then blows a kiss towards the other direction and Amy gasps when she sees who she did it too. Cuts to Lightning catching the air kiss and winking at Sammy with Jo glaring at him. Cuts back to Amy and Sammy. Amy then glares at her sister and slaps her across the face)
Sammy: Ow! (Rubs her face)
(Cuts to Chris on the stage)
Chris: Welcome to our brand new deluxe state-of-the-art outdoor amphitheater! Okay, this week's challenge is a summer camp favorite. A talent contest! (Dakota and Sugar squeal in delight) Each team has eight hours to pick their five most talented campers. These five will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes, as long as it's legal. You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend, Grand Master Chef, who will show his approval via the Chef-o-Meter. (A score meter pops up with Chef's face on it, flashing green with a ding noise) The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck.
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Who needs luck when you got all this?
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Is zombie apocalypse survival a talent? No? Oh...
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: A talent contest? Ugh. The only talent I have is kinda gross. But what choice do I have?
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: How wonderful! This is my chance to show the world what a beautiful singing voice I have!
(Jo knocks from the outside of the confessional)
Jo: Yeah, cause I'm sure they haven't heard it over 50 times already, Princess Ignorant!
Ella: Oh Jo. She might be a mean-spirited woman on the outside, but on the inside, she's probably just a soft, fluffy marshmallow.
(Jo angrily punches a hole into the confessional causing Ella to shout in fear)
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Gophers at their cabins. Jasmine is holding a clipboard and the rest of the gophers are sitting in front of their cabin)
Jasmine: Alright gang, here's how it's going to work. Each of you will perform, and I will decide who participates.
Dave: Okay. (Looks around) So… who will be the judges?
Jasmine: I just said that I'm deciding who participates. Alright, so who's up first.
Topher: I'll go! (Stands up and walks in front of the gophers) Get ready for the Topher experience! (Topher then starts to make a lot of poses with his hips. He then blows a kiss to the camera and gives a thumbs up) Yeah.
(The gophers then stare at him awkwardly)
Jasmine: Uh… sure. You're in.
Topher: (Excitedly) Yes! I'm sure Chris will ADORE my moves!
Dave: You DO realize that CHEF will be judging our scores right.
(Cuts to the Killer Bass with Leonard performing a magic act)
Leonard: And for my next trick… (Pulls out some sheets of tissue from his pocket) I shall turn these tissues… (Pulls out a top hat) into a rabbit! (Puts the tissues into the hat and stirs it around. He then empties the hat, only to find the tissues are still tissues. Cuts to the rest of the bass members unimpressed)
Jo: Lame. Next!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Okay, so talent shows are not my thing. And NO WAY am I letting Molly take charge of this challenge. I JUST got granted leadership last challenge.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to the gophers with a cardboard cutout of a bandit and Sky in a cowboy hat holding a bottle of pop. Sky then chugs it down)
Mike: (To Zoey) Are you gonna audition?
Zoey: I would love to, but I don't have any talents I know of. You should be in it though. You could perform a comedy act with your characters.
Mike: (Nervously) Oh, uh. Sure thing!
(Cuts back to Sky finishing her pop, and then releases a loud belch that shakes the island. Cuts to two squirrels getting hit by the belch causing them to lose their fur and cover themselves in embarrassment. Cuts back to Sky and the bandit cutout. The cutout then breaks apart and falls over)
Dave: I can taste your burp with my eyes.
Sky: So, how did I do?
Jasmine: I'm sorry Sheila, but that is too disgusting.
Dave: (Walks up to Jasmine and Sky) Come on Jasmine, give Sky a chance.
Jasmine: (Sighs) Alright fine, you're in.
Sky: Yes!
Jasmine: Next!
Amy: (Walks up to Jasmine) I'll be performing a cheerleading routine. I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
Jasmine: (Groans) Okay fine. Let's see it.
(Cuts back to the Killer Bass with Lightning performing basketball tricks with whistling music in the background. He then walks up to a basketball hoop and spins the ball with his finger. He then jumps up in the air and performs a slam dunk)
Lightning: Sha-BAM! (The bass clap for Lightning) Aw right, (Shows off his muscles) Yeah!
Jo: (Sighs) Alright Jockstrap, you're in.
(Cuts back to the Gophers with Amy holding pom-poms finishing up her cheerleading routine)
Amy: G-O-P-H-E-R-S! SCREAMING GOPHERS.
(The screaming gophers (Except Jasmine and Sammy) clap for Amy)
Jasmine: (Groans) Fine… You're in.
Sammy: (Walks up to Amy) Hey Amy, is it okay if-
Amy: NO! You are staying on the sidelines where you belong!
Sammy: But, I can also do a-
Amy: No buts! You'll do as I say! (Talks under her teeth) Final two remember.
Sammy: (Sighs) Okay… (Walks away sadly)
Jasmine: (Walks up to Sammy) You know, don't have to do what Amy tells you to. Stop letting your sister treat you like a servant.
Samey: Oh, she never treats me that well.
Jasmine: Then do something about it!
Sammy: But if I do, she'll convince everyone else to vote me off! She's also everyone's favorite. She's the pretty one.
Jasmine: You're identical twins! You're both the pretty one!
Sammy: Really?
Jasmine: Also, I will not let her eliminate you. We still have our alliance with Shawn.
Sammy: Oh yeah.
Jasmine: Samey, look. The first person who stands up for you has gotta be you.
Sammy: Wow. So are we like, friends? If not, that's okay. I don't have a lot of friends, so I-I'm not, I just-
Jasmine: The way Amy treats you bothers me, so yeah, I guess we're friends. And I have trouble making friends too. I don't know why but people find me a bit intimidating. (Walks away)
(Cuts back to the Killer Bass with Beardo performing some beatboxing)
Beardo: Yeah.
(The Bass clap for Beardo (Except Jo))
Jo: Fine. You're in. Next!
(Ella walks up to perform her act. She then inhales and begins to sing, but Jo immediately covers her mouth)
Jo: We don't have to hear it, Snow White. You're already in.
Ella: Oh, how wonderful!
Jo: Yeah, yeah. Next!
(Cuts to Shawn wearing a white tank top)
Shawn: Hi. So I will be performing an armpit serenade.
Jo: A what now?
Shawn: Well, you know, when you perform a classical serenade? With your armpits? (Armpit farts)
Jo: Gross. Next!
Shawn: No wait! I promise you'll be impressed by it!
Jo: (Sighs) Fine. Let's hear it.
(Shawn then inhales and begins to armpit fart)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Okay, so this is the first time I tried that armpit thing, but I managed to impress Jo with it!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Shawn finishing his armpit serenade. The bass then clap and cheer for Shawn)
Jo: You know what Zombie Boy, I've heard worse, but you managed to impress me. You're in. Next!
Shawn: Yes! (Walks back to the others. Molly then walks up holding an electric guitar. She then inhales and gets ready to play it)
Jo: Next!
Molly: No wait! I HAVE to be in this contest! I have the best guitar moves you'll ever hear!
Jo: Well too bad, I'm team captain and I'm choosing who participates! Next!
(Molly sighs and walks away. Sugar walks up and gets ready to perform)
Sugar: Alright everyone, get ready to hear what I call a combination of rap and country… "Craptry"!
Jo: Craptry? (Scoffs) Judging by the fact that the word "crap" is in this, it's obviously gonna be terrible. Next!
Molly: Can you just choose one more person already?!
Jo: Hey! It's not my fault that you have terrible talents!
Molly: Excuse me? You don't even wanna hear most of them!
(Everyone glares at Jo)
Jo: (Groans) Fine. Hey Dirt boy, what talents have you got?
Scott: Pass.
Jo: Alright then. Next!
(Cuts to Dawn holding a squirrel)
Dawn: Oh of course little one. Oh, your aura is a nice shade of yale blue! It's perfect for a blessed creature like you.
(Everyone stares at Dawn confused)
Jo: Wait, I'm confused. Were you talking to that squirrel, or were you guessing what his favorite color was?
Dawn: I was reading its aura. And I could read yours if you'd like.
Jo: Uh… No… thank-
Dawn: Oh, it seems to be a shade of gray.
Jo: (Shivers) Uh okay then. Next!
(Shawn sighs and then walks off. He then notices Jasmine and then walks up to her)
Shawn: Oh, hey Jasmine!
Jasmine: G'day Shawn.
Shawn: So, has your team chosen who's going to participate yet?
Jasmine: So far, I've chosen Topher, Mike, Sky and Amy. We just need one more participant. What about your team?
Shawn: So far, we've chosen Lightning, Ella, Beardo, and myself. We also need one more member, but our leader just keeps randomly denying our players!
Jo: (From off-screen) Next!
Shawn: See? She just did it again!
Jasmine: Oh. Well I'm sure you'll find one more participant soon.
Shawn: Say, shouldn't you be choosing who your team chooses right now?
Jasmine: Oh crikey! Thanks for reminding me! Gotta go! (Runs off)
Shawn: Oh, me too!
(Jasmine then stops for a second)
Jasmine: (Calls out to Shawn) Wait! There's something I have to talk to you about! (Sighs sadly and walks off) Nevermind.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: I can't dump him on national TV. He's just too perfect. Except for his zombie thing. What's more is it's AMY who wants me to dump him! I shouldn't listen to her.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Dakota performing a pop-rock number with a boombox playing in the background. Everyone then claps and cheers for Dakota)
Jo: Alright, she's in. So it's Jockstrap, Soundboard, Snow White, Zombie boys and Superstar.
Molly: FINALLY. But I should actually be in this talent show. Because my-
Jo: (Covers Molly's mouth with her hand) Don't wanna hear it Prompt Dork. Now go sit down over there.
(Molly sighs and walks away. Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers with Sam about to audition)
Sam: Alright, I can speedrun Super Mario Bros within 26 minutes.
Jasmine: Mate, this is a talent contest. Not a game night.
Dave: Yeah, and what are you even gonna play it on? There's no console anywhere.
Cameron: Well, he could always just emulate the game.
Sam: Uh, I don't own a laptop.
Dave: Isn't emulation illegal?
Mike: Not here, I don't think.
Jasmine: Look mate, if you wanna play your computer games, just don't do it in this contest. Next!
(Sam sighs and walks back to the others. Cuts to Brick auditioning, juggling knives while they are on fire)
Zoey: Uh, are you sure this is safe?
Brick: Don't worry cadets! I've practiced this more than thirteen times! (Brick then walks backwards and trips on a rock causing him to fall over. His knives then fly into the air causing everyone to take cover) TAKE COVER! (Two of the knives land on the ground and go out. Brick then smiles sheepishly) Uh, catching is something I haven't gotten the hang of yet.
Mike: Uh guys, (Points) the bush is on fire.
(Cuts to the direction where Mike is pointing to show a bush on fire. B then comes out of the communal bathroom holding a fire extinguisher and glares at the fire)
Sam: Come on B, you've got this!
(B then backs up and pulls out a little device that then turns into a robot version of his arm and attaches it to the fire extinguisher. He then pushes a button on the robot arm causing the extinguisher to put out the fire on the bush)
Jasmine: Woah. B, do you have any talents you would like to offer? (B nods) Okay let's see it.
(Cuts to B setting up a Rube Goldberg Machine. B then turns a crank causing a platform to lift up causing a ball to move down a ramp, knocking over a few dominoes which causes a pencil to spin around down hitting a switch causing three balls to move down a ramp. Cuts to the Screaming Gophers all looking impressed. Cuts back to B's Rube Goldberg machine finishing up with some scissors cutting a rope causing a block to fall and pushes a button and a flag pops up with the Screaming Gophers' logo on it. The Gophers Then clap and cheer for B (Except for Amy who is weirded out by B)
Sam: B! Change your name to A+!
(Confessional: B)
(B blows on his fist and rubs his chest with it)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: That mime is starting to weird me out. I wouldn't mind having him be the one to go next. (Gasps) That's it! If Jasmine chooses him, then I will try to sabotage his act and everyone will try to vote him off! Although, I have to be careful around Samey. She and Jasmine will for sure be snooping at my business.
(Confessional Ends)
Jasmine: I'll consider choosing him. But before I do, I wanna know if anyone else here has any talents. Cameron?
Cameron: Uh, nope. I also get stage fright very easily.
Jasmine: Oh, okay then. Dave?
Dave: No thank you.
Jasmine: Rodney?
Rodney: (Looks unsure) Uhh…
Amy: Hey, earth to weirdo? Hey?
(Rodney then stares at Amy dreamily and then cuts to Rodney's point of view with Amy weirded out by Rodney with flowers and angels around her)
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Amy says hey? I say hey! All the time! Love is an arrow you can't dodge and I am pierced. Now that Scarlett is out of the game due to her not being the girl I thought she was, Amy could be the gal I'm looking for!
(Confessional Ends)
(Amy then waves her hand in front of Rodney and then storms off while annoyed)
Jasmine: Uh, alright then. I don't really have any talents either. So it's Mike, Amy, Sky, Topher and B.
(B then points and walks away. A screwdriver then falls out of his pocket while he doesn't notice. Amy then smirks and walks up to it while whistling innocently. She then picks up the screwdriver and walks away while snickering)
Sammy: Um, whatcha got there?
Amy: It's none of your business Samey!
Sammy: Well. I'm sure it's my business because you never let me mind MY own business.
Amy: Ugh! Don't you think about anyone but yourself! (Angrily walks off. Cuts back to the Killer Bass at the amphitheater. Cuts to Sugar sitting down angrily. Ella then walks up to her and sits next to her)
Ella: Why hello there Sugar! Is something troubling you?
Sugar: Get lost missy!
Ella: Oh goodness! If there's something that's wrong, I could help!
Sugar: NO! I DON'T NEED ANY HELP FROM YOU!
Molly: She's just mad that Jo didn't pick her for the contest.
Ella: Oh, that's such a bummer. But I could cheer you up with a song! (Clears her throat and starts harmonizing but Sugar immediately interrupt her)
Sugar: (Growls) SHUT YOUR SOUNDHOLE MISSY! YOU ARE SO GONNA GET IT NOW!
(Sugar then picks up a rock off of the ground and throws it at Ella who immediately dodges it. The rock then hits a rope causing it to untie and cause a spotlight that it's holding to fall down. Dakota then notices the spotlight falling down on her. A loud crash sound is heard and then it cuts to the rest of the bass all cringing)
Sugar: Oh. Wasn't me!
(Cuts to Dakota who notices a big red stain on her pants. She then lifts it up and reveals a large bloody scab on her leg and gasps)
(Commercial Break)
(Fades into Dakota sitting in a wheelchair with a cast around her leg and Sugar looking at her concerned)
Jo: (Walks up to Sugar) Smooth moves, Big-boned Mama girl.
Sugar: Hey, it wasn't me! It was Ella
(Jo and Dakota then glare at Ella)
Ella: Oh dear, I would never cause any harm to anyone here!
Molly: I SAW you throw that rock that caused the spotlight to fall on Dakota, Sugar.
Sugar: Well, Ella's the one who caused me to do it!
Molly: If I have to tell you guys to stop bickering ONE MORE TIME.
Sugar: Okay okay, (Pouts) sorry.
Dakota: You… you… YOU ARE THE MEANEST EVER (Cries)
Jo: Well, guess we're gonna have to find someone else to participate.
Dakota: What? No! I can still act! A broken leg is nothing!
Molly: Dakota, listen. You can't act with that kind of injury. This is for the good of the team. You have to sit this one out.
Dakota: (Sighs) Fine… Who will replace me
Sugar: Ooh, ooh! Me! Pick me!
Jo: (Sighs) You sure your little "Craptry" thing is good.
Sugar: It's not just "good" It'll blow your socks away into another planet!
Jo: (Sighs) Fine. You're in.
(Sugar squeals in delight. Cuts back to Dakota who starts crying again)
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: So, not only do I have a broken leg and disqualified from participating in this contest, but they're replacing me with the girl that CAUSED my injury! Ugh! So not cool!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to B's Rube Goldberg Machine. Amy then walks towards it while whistling innocently. She then takes out the screwdriver and unscrews a few screws on the machine. She then snickers and runs off)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: So now, once B performs, his machine will fall apart, and if we lose the challenge, he'll be the one going home. Just gotta make sure Samey and Jasmine don't suspect anything.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to backstage of the amphitheater with Beardo, Shawn, Mike, B, Topher, Amy, Lightning, Ella, Sky and Sugar getting ready. Dakota and Jo is also there and Dakota is still in the cast and wheelchair, but she and Jo are watching from the sidelines. Sugar is also eating a bag of chips. Mike then notices Amy smirking at B)
Mike: Uh, Amy? Are you okay?
Amy: Huh? Oh, yeah! I totally B-Lieve that we will dominate this contest.
Jo: Don't get too comfortable. We still have a chance to take you losers down.
Amy: (Notices Dakota, Jo and Sugar and walks up to them) Oh, Dakota. It's too bad about the accident. Looks like Sugar's getting her 15 seconds of fake after all.
Sugar: Now what's that supposed to mean?
Amy: Oh nothing. I mean, who would sabotage their own teammate. (Smirks at B who then looks confused) I guess they'd only do it if they'd feel threatened.
Dakota: Hey! Maybe that's how you Gophers operate, but the Killer Bass have more class than that! We're a team!
Jo: Yeah, a team that does nothing but bicker all the time.
Dakota: Don't YOU cause most of the bickering?
Jo: Oh shush it, Fashionable Goodie Goodie.
Amy: Well, I guess you'll go down as a team too. Oh and Sugar, easy on the chips. You don't wanna look even more big boned than you already are.
(Sugar then angrily walks up to Amy and shoves a bunch of chips into her mouth to silence her)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: What a bunch of losers. It's so easy, it's almost not fun... almost.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to an yellow and orange background with the team logos appearing and smashing into each other exploding)
Chris: (Echos) It's the TDI Talent Extravaganza! (Cuts to the amphitheater with the two teams sitting on their respective benches and Chris on stage (Talking normally now)) Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa... Talent Contest. Where ten campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves. First up for the Screaming Gophers... is Topher!
(Cuts to the Screaming Gophers clapping for Topher)
Topher (Pops out from behind the curtain) Get ready… for the Topher experience! (Topher then does a lot of poses with his arms and hips. He then blows a kiss to the camera and sits down on a chair and pulls a rope causing water to fall on him. He then smiles at the camera and his teeth shine)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: That Topher's as wily as a hog with a library card. I wouldn't trust him any farther than I can throw a tractor, and that ain't more than a couple of feet.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: (Walks up to Topher) Okay, I don't know what that was… (The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring Topher a 6/9) but daaang, you got some moves, dude.
Topher: Thank you Chris!
(Cuts back to the Gophers clapping and cheering for Topher)
Chris: First up for the Killer Bass, make some noise from the beatboxer, Beardo!
(The bass clap and cheer for Beardo. Cuts to Beardo on stage with a soundboard and headphones. He then starts beatboxing and tuning his soundboard)
Beardo: I, am here to win. I hope that if you score me, and my entire team, a 9/9, then we will achieve, victory. Although, if you don't, and score me, and my team, a low score that, humiliates me, and my fellow team members, then go right a head and try. Thank you.
(The bass then clap for Beardo. Chris then walks on stage)
Chris: Sweet beatboxing dude! Let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks! (The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring Beardo a 5/9) Not bad, not bad. (Beardo walks to back stage) So with two down and eight acts to go, it's the Screaming Gophers screaming ahead. Next up, Sky!
(Sky walks on stage with her cowboy hat and bottle of pop)
Sky: Howdy. I-I'm the new sheriff. And um, I'm the best belcher you've ever seen.
Amy: (From backstage) Ugh, just get on with it already!
Sky: If you obey the law, you're fine. But if you're bad, the belching sheriff will belch you down! (Burps loudly and shakes the entire island)
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: It's not that weird. All my Olympic training makes my abs and diaphragm ridiculously strong. When I really load up on carbonated water, I can burp out a campfire.
(Confessional Ends)
(Sky then chugs down a bottle of pop and burps very loudly causing the island to shake hard and causing the bonfire campfire to go out)
Dave: Woah. That. Was. AMAZING!
Sky: Thanks partner.
(Chris walks back on stage)
Chris: Bravo! Let's see the judges' scores! (The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring Sky a 6/9) Not too shabby.
Sky: Boo-yah!
(Sky walks off stage)
Chris: Alright then, Screaming Gophers take the lead from 12-5! Let's hear it for Shawn and his (Pulls out a sheet of paper) armpit serenade… Whatever that is.
(Shawn walks onto the stage in his white tank top and inhales and exhales. Shawn then starts to armpit fart to the tune of The Barber of Seville)
Chris: I've heard of Guitar Face, but Armpit Fart Face? Impressive.
(Shawn then finishes his armpit fart song)
Shawn: Whoo! Ah!
(Cuts to the team looking shocked. They then clap and cheer for Shawn. Chris then walks back onto the stage)
Chris: Wicked skills my man! (The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring Shawn a 7/9) And Grand Master Chef thinks so too!
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Okay, that was kinda gross, but he has some amazing skills!
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: So, the score is now tied! Will the Screaming Gophers take the lead, or will the Killer Bass take another game? Let's hear it for Mike!
(Mike then gulps from behind the curtains. He then walks onto stage nervously)
Mike: Uh hi, tonight, I will be performing a comedy routine. So, (Pulls out a rock from out of his pocket) enjoy! (He then throws the rock onto his foot and then turns into Chester)
Chester: Darn kids! Throwing them rocks everywhere! Back in my day we didn't have those silly catching and throwing games!
(Zoey then giggles. Chester then gasps and turns back into Mike)
Mike: Alright then, get ready for the Russian Olympic Champion- (Gasps and turns into Svetlana)
Svetlana: IT'S SVETLANA! (Svetlana then jumps and starts standing on her hands and walks onto them and performs a perfect summer salt into the air while vocalizing. She then lands perfectly onto the stage and performs a pose. She then gasps and turns back into Mike)
Mike: Uh, that is all! Thank you!
(The Gophers then clap for Mike. Chris then walks back onto stage)
Chris: Crazy characters man! Now, let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks! (The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring Mike a 5/9) Eh… still good enough to pull ahead of the Killer Bass.
Mike: Uh Chris, is it okay if I sit with my team?
(Cuts to Zoey waving at Mike)
Chris: Uh, sure. Why not?
Mike: Thanks! (Mike walks to his team's bench and sits next to Zoey) So Zoey, how did I do?
Zoey: You were hilarious! Although, out of all of your characters, I like you being Mike the best.
Mike: Uh, thanks!
Chris: Okay, next up for the Killer Bass. It's Ella!
(The Bass clap and cheer for Ella. A spotlight shines on Ella music then starts to play)
Ella: (Singing) Someday my prince will come,
Someday we'll meet again, And away to his castle we'll go, To be happy forever I know, Someday when spring is here, We'll find our love anew, And the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring, Someday when my dreams come true...
(The Killer Bass clap and cheer for Ella. Sugar peeks from behind the curtain scowling at Ella. Chris walks back onto stage)
Chris: That, was, beautiful! (Wipes a tear from his eye. The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring Ella 7/9) And Grandmaster Chef thinks so too! So, the Killer Bass take the lead again with 19-17! Next up, for the Screaming Gophers, is B and his Rube Goldberg Machine!
(Cuts to B from backstage. Amy then puts her hand on his shoulder and smirks at him)
Amy: B-reak a leg! (B looks at her confused) Oh, if you're trying to ask me if I'm up to something, well you're wrong. Now go!
(B enters the stage with his Rube Goldberg Machine. He then turns the crank causing the platform to move causing the ball to move down a ramp. The support holding the machine together starts to quiver due to there being no screws holding it together. As soon as the ball reached the center of the ramp, the force of the ball's weight caused the machine to fall apart due to there being no screws. B then smiles sheepishly at the audience)
Chris: (Walks back on stage) Uh, okay then. Let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks about B's "Machine" (The Chef-o-Meter appears scoring B a 2/9) Not much. So, the score is back to being tied now, and it's anyone's game. Let's give it up for Sugar everyone!
(Cuts to back stage. Sugar hands Jo a sheet of paper)
Sugar: Here!
Jo: Uh, what do you want me to do with this?
Sugar: I want you to read it for me before I go on!
Jo: So what you're saying is that you want me to go out there and read this stupid paragraph for you?
Sugar: Uh-huh!
Jo: Thanks but no thanks
Sugar: Come on, please? It's for the act!
Chris: (From off stage) Sugar! We're waiting on you! What's taking so long?
Jo: (Sighs) Fine. Now are you sure you can do this?
(Suddenly, Sugar's stomach grumbles)
Sugar: Uh, yes! I feel finer than a kitten with a big ball of yarn!
(Jo then stares at her. She then walks onto the stage with the piece of paper Sugar gave to her)
Chris: Jo, where the heck is Sugar?
Jo: Uh, she wants me to read this for her: She's a genuine angel who's come to Earth to shave us.
Sugar: (From off stage) Save us!
Jo: (Groans) To save us from our boring and un-glisteny lives with her… You know what, can we just skip this?
Sugar: Fine, nevermind! (Walks onto the stage with a sheet covering her body) Dear fans, you know me as Sugar. But my farmies on the farm call me… (Takes off her sheet revealing her wearing a rapper outfit) Sugar Silo. The only artist to ever combine rap and country. I call it "craptry". (Rap music then starts playing in the background and Sugar starts to dance funky like) Sugar Silo, I'm wicked sweet, I tap it like a rabbit with a tasty beat, Cold like milk from a Jersey cow, I'm the queen of craptry, all should bow, Sugar holla! Sugar Silo go, do-si-do, Sugar Silo here to win the dough, (High pitched) Sugar holla! (Cuts to the campers on the bench getting blasted in the face by Sugar's terrible rap) Like a talking horse, the truth I speak, I'll take out Miss Olympic and the Zombie Freak, Am I tripping? Don't let this be for real, I'm gonna win this million dollar deal. (Extremely high pitched) Sugar holla! (Sugar's stomach grumbles again) Oh, I don't feel very cool right now. (Belches)
Jo: (Peeking from behind the curtains) Oh no.
Dakota: We're doomed.
(Sugar belches again and ends up throwing up in the process. Cuts to the gophers all grossed out. Sugar throws up again and ends up hitting Cameron in the process)
Cameron: Ahh! Get it off me, get it off me!
(Sugar throws up again hitting Anne Maria in the process)
Anne Maria: (Screams) YOU RUINED MY TAN!
(Sugar throws up again hitting Jasmine in the process. She then starts to fall over and slips on her own vomit and falls into the Screaming Gophers bench and ends up ripping Mike's shirt off. Mike then gasps and turns into a new personality with his hair flipped back and talking in a New Jersey accent)
Mike?: Where's the freakin' sun? How's a guy supposed to get a freakin' tan over here?
Anne Maria: Oh my…
Amy: (Peeking from backstage) What the hell is going on out there? (Angrily marches towards her team's bench) Hey Spikey, cut the attitude out this instant!
Mike?: Ay yo, Pasty, you wanna touch the Vito, you gotta make an appointment.
Anne Maria: Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!
(Vito then winks at Anne Maria who then blushes. Zoey then gasps in horror. Cuts back to Chris walking on the vomit covered stage plugging his nose)
Chris: Clean up in aisle three, four, five, and six! (Unplugs his nose) In the meantime, we'll take a short break to hose the joint down.
(Cuts to a cartoon of a man washing a shirt with an iron on an ironing board)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: I can't go home yet! Throwing up everywhere was just an accident! I'm sure everyone else will understand!
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: Okay, did Vito show up earlier? (Groans) Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line. But Vito? (Sighs) Things just went from tough to suck-tacular.
(Confessional Ends)
(Commercial Break)
(Cuts to an yellow and orange background with the team logos appearing and smashing into each other exploding)
Chris: (Echoing) Welcome back to the TDI Talent Extravaganza! (Cuts to Chris talking normally with the Chef-o-Meter above him) Welcome back. Okay, so in a strange turn of events, (The Chef-o-Meter gives Sugar a 1/9) Sugar's chunk blowing fest registered as only one thumbs up by Grandmaster Chef. So far, the worst performance we've seen tonight. Even worse than B's suck-tacular Rube Goldberg Machine. (Cuts to B peeking from backstage scowling at Chris) Although, somehow this puts the Killer Bass back in the lead! So without further delay, give it up for the one and only cheerleader, Amy!
(The gophers clap for Amy (Except Jasmine and Sammy), while Rodney cheers as loud as he can as Amy walks onto the stage with her pom-poms)
Sammy: Boo! Boo! (Amy glares at her sister who then smiles sheepishly)
Amy: (Clears throat and starts waving her pom poms around) We're, the Screaming Gophers! G-O-P-H-E-R-S! We, will take this challenge! G-O-P-H-E-R-S! Amy, Mike! B and Zoey! Rodney, Dave! Jasmine, Sam! Brick, Sky, Topher, Cameron and samey… We're the Screaming Gophers! G-O-P-H-E-R-S! SCREAMING GOPHERS!
(The Gophers clap for Amy (Except for Jasmine and Sammy), and Rodney cheers as loud as he can. Chris walks up to Amy and the Chef-o-Meter appears)
Chris: Nice moves girl. (The Chef-o-Meter scores Amy a 7/9) Grandmaster Chef says that you nailed it!
Sammy: But, but I can do a better- (Amy throws one of her pom-poms at Sammy's face) Nevermind…
Chris: Well then, the Screaming Gophers finally take the lead again in this challenge with 26-20! It is now down to the final act of the night. Can Lightning's sick moves carry the Bass to victory? Let's find out!
(Cuts to backstage with Lightning holding his basketball. He then spins it with his finger and slams it onto the ground causing it to hit the edge of the ceiling, popping it)
Lightning: Sha-darn. Lightning's moves are wrecked now!
Dakota: (Turns to Jo) Now what? We have to send someone out there or we're going to lose this!
Jo: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO FAME-MONGER?! I don't have any talents that I could care less about!
Dakota: Anne Maria is covered in vomit! So that only leaves Leonard, Scott, Dawn or Molly! We already know Leonard sucks and Scott doesn't wanna participate, what can Dawn do again?
Jo: What do you think?! Her only talent is talking to animals and guessing people's favorite colors which isn't good enough! What are we going to do?!
(They peek from backstage. Cuts to Molly holding her electric guitar looking sad. Cuts back to Jo and Dakota looking at each other)
Dakota: Uh Chris? Can we change who our final act for tonight?
(Molly then gasps with excitement)
Chris: Huh? What makes you say that?
Dakota: Well, uh, to put this lightly, uh, well-
Jo: (Covers Dakota's mouth) Lightning's basketball popped and now he can't perform.
Chris: Oh, alright then. So I guess this makes the Screaming-
Dakota: WAIT NO, CHRIS! Please let us change our act! We'll do anything!
(Chris then stares at them for a moment)
Chris: Alright, fine! So, who do you wanna choose?
Dakota: We choose Molly.
(Molly then gasps and squeals in delight. Cuts to Molly on the stage holding her electric guitar in front of the microphone. Cuts back to Jo, Dakota and Lightning peeking from backstage)
Jo: Come on Punk rocker! What have you got to lose?
(Molly then raises her guitar pick over her head and starts strums the guitar. She then starts playing a rock version of a familiar tune)
Molly: (Singing) Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(Whistling in tune and strums her guitar one last time. Cuts to the Screaming Gophers looking shocked, and then they all clap and cheer for Molly. Cuts to Jo, Dakota and Lightning clapping and cheering for Molly)
Chris: (Walks onto the stage. The Chef-o-Meter appears, scoring Molly a 9/9) Wicked Rock 'N' Roll girl! Check it out. Grand Master Chef has declared its winner. Even though they were so close to winning, the Screaming Gophers have been trampled by the Killer Bass!
Dakota: (Rolls up to Molly in her wheelchair) That was amazing Molly!
Jo: (Walks up to Molly) Nice work Rocker Girl. Guess you are pretty useful for something.
Molly: Why thank you Jo.
Chris: As for the Screaming Gophers. (Curs to the Gophers looking sad) Pick your favorite loser, and I'll see you at the bonfire.
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: So, we've lost the challenge again. All I need now is ten votes against B. Why ten you may ask? Well, Jasmine and Samey obviously don't trust me, and Sam is obviously still impressed by B's skills. As for everyone else, I can manipulate them easily.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony. Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Dave, Sky, Jasmine, Rodney, Topher, Brick, Sam and Sammy have already received their marshmallows)
Chris: Kudos to you all for an incredible night of entertainment. Music, Rapping, Barfing and Comedy! (Cuts to Chris walking towards B and Amy holding a platter with one marshmallow on it) There is only one marshmallow left on this plate. B, your team probably would've won if your Rube Goldberg Machine didn't collapse. Amy, even though your cheerleading act was spot on, you seem more concerned with bossing Samey around more than helping your team.
Amy: Oh, shut up and give me my marshmallow already!
Chris: B, I personally think that this is very wrong. But tonight, your machines didn't really impress anyone. (Hold up the final marshmallow) The last marshmallow goes to… Amy. (B glares at Amy who then smirks at him) Time for the Boat of Losers, buddy.
(B sadly walks away)
Amy: Later buddy! (Plops her marshmallow into her mouth. Cuts to B sadly walking down the Dock of Shame)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Now that I think about it, sabotaging my own team would just put me at a higher risk of getting voted off. But if I can get one of the other team's members to sabotage THEIR team, then the Killer Bass' players will drop down very quickly. And I know someone on the other team that is so sneaky that their team won't suspect a thing.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Amy knocking on the boy's side of the Killer Bass cabins door. Scott then opens the door)
Scott: What do you want?
Amy: Oh hello Scott. I just want to let you know that my team has a strong sense of security.
(Scott's eyes widen)
Scott: What makes you say that?
Amy: Oh, and your team has some of the more stronger players.
Scott: (Puts his hand on his chin) Yeah, you're right.
Amy: If they stay on your team for too long, then they'll be too strong for you to beat later. (Walks away) Just something you should know.
Scott: Thanks for the advice. (Snickers and goes back into his cabin closing the door)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry guys, B has got to go. I like him, but he's a really hard to write character. Also, you might have noticed that it's now 5 on 5 instead of 3 on 3. I did this so that the chapter isn't too short. Also, Scott has now been set into motion, thanks to Amy. So stay tuned for more scheming in the future. Also, don't forget to write a review to tell me your thoughts!
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VOTES:
Votes for B: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Rodney, Sky, Topher, Zoey
Votes for Amy: B, Jasmine, Mike, Sam, Sammy
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
25th. B
CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Topher, Zoey
Killer Bass: Anne Maria, Beardo, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Lightning, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar