Total Drama Island Reassigned: The Sucky Outdoors
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... A talent contest brought out the worst in our campers. It was awesome! The Killer Bass struggled to find any talent on their team, mainly because Jo constantly denied most of her players before they even had a chance to audition. And Sugar's anger towards Ella pretty much knocked out their best prospect, Dakota. Amy ended up getting weirded out by B's silent treatment, that she decided to sabotage his act by destroying his Rube Goldberg Machine. And when the Killer Bass won, Amy convinced most of her team to give B… the boot! Who will be the next one to walk off this crappy dock? Find out tonight in the most dramatic marshmallow ceremony ever! On Total. Drama. Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades into the Gophers cabin. Cuts to the Boys side with Cameron taking notes)
Mike: (Snores) Oh, all right guys, settle down. (Snores and turns into Svetlana and stands on the bed)
Svetlana: Stick the landing, Svetlana. Practice makes perfect ten, hi-yah.
(Jumps onto the floor and snores again then turns into Vito)
Vito: You're goin' down, Twinkle Toes. (Snores and turns into Chester)
Chester: I've had it with you punks! (Snores. Cuts to Cameron writing down notes.)
Cameron: Fascinating.
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: So far, I've documented three separate personalities within Mike. He's like a walking, talking psychology textbook. And it's a total page turner!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Killer Bass cabin with Scott sitting down on the cabin entrance smirking smirking. Dakota (Who's leg is fully healed now) then walks towards him and sits next to him)
Dakota: Um, what are you thinking about?
Scott: Huh? Oh nothing.
Dakota: Well that smirk on your face doesn't look like it's nothing
Scott: I said it was nothing princess. Now get lost before your leg gets it again!
Dakota: (Gasps) Okay, okay. (Walks away) I was just wondering, that is all
Scott: (Smirks to himself again) Those fools won't know what hit em.
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: Okay, so after what Amy said to me the other night, I decided to come up with a new strategy: Let my team lose so that the Gophers will develop a false sense of security, before I pick em off! My first targets will probably be either Jo or Lightning. They're the strongest members of my team as of right now, and like Amy said, if they don't leave soon, then they'll be too strong for me to beat later.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Sam walking towards Dakota)
Sam: Hey, Dakota!
Dakota: Oh, hey Sam. I'm sorry but I'm kinda busy right now.
Sam: Huh? Okay then. What are you busy doing?
Dakota: (Sighs) Listen Sam, I know you're trying to impress me, but we're on different teams and-
Familiar voice: You're damn right you're on different teams!
(Camera pans over to Amy standing behind Sam and drags him by his shirt)
Amy: Come on, dough boy. You don't wanna fraternize with the enemy or you'll get voted off!
Sam: Huh? Who said we're not allowed to talk to the other team members?
Amy: I DID! You don't wanna be a traitor don't you?
Sam: What? I'm not planning to help them during challenges?
Dakota: Uh, see you around Sam! I guess…
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: I hope he's not trying to date me just for my looks or money! That would make him a very scummy human being!
(Confessional Ends)
(Sam walks towards his team's cabin and sits down. Sammy then walks up to him and sits next to him)
Sammy: Let me guess, she wouldn't let you talk to Dakota.
Sam: (Sighs) Yes.
Sammy: I know how you feel. She won't let me date Lightning or let Jasmine date Shawn!
Jasmine: Oh, I hope you're not mistaken, Samey. Shawn and I are just friends. Or, at least I think we are, but I don't think Amy will allow us to be friends either.
Amy: EXACTLY! None of you are allowed to date or make friends with those stupid fish-heads!
Molly: Um, excuse me?
Dawn: Oh don't worry about it. She's just like this because she was unloved as a child.
Amy: (Angrily marches towards Dawn) Um, excuse me?
Dawn: Oh, your aura is a terrifying shade of blood red! Something must be troubling you.
Amy: (Grabs dawn by her shirt) Listen you little nature loving freak! I was the one who was given as much love as possible! SAMEY, is the one who is and will forever remain unloved! (Cuts to Sammy snarling at her sister) And also, mind your own business! NOW! (Throws Dawn onto the ground)
Dawn: Oh that poor soul.
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: I probably shouldn't worry about those fishies. Soon they'll be dropping like ants within the next few days.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the loudspeaker ringing)
Chris: (Through loudspeaker) Attention campers! Your next challenge begins in five minutes! Meet me at the campfire pit pronto!
(Cuts to Mike exiting the cabin and walks next to Zoey and Cameron)
Mike: What? But we didn't even have breakfast yet!
Cameron: Maybe this is like the Awake-a-thon where we will get food after we complete one part of the challenge.
Zoey: Hopefully it isn't something that will make us sleepy like turkey.
(All three of them walk towards the campfire pit. Cuts to the campfire pit with the campers sitting around the campfire)
Chris: Campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I'm not gonna lie to you. Some of you may not come back alive. (Cuts to the gophers gasping in fear)
Topher: (Walks up to Chris) Wait, if I don't survive this challenge, (Pulls out a piece of paper and a pen) can I just get one autograph before I die?
Chris: Easy Topher, I'm just joking. (Laughs)
Topher: Oh, thank goodness. Can I still get the autograph though?
Chris: Anyways, all you have to do is spend one night in the woods.
Sugar: Hold on a minute, we ain't had no breakfast yet!
Jo: Breakfast is a waste of time. I just wanna get to the competition.
Chris: You will have to hunt for your own food. (Dawn and Ella gasp) Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it. (Pulls out two maps and two compasses out of a backpack and tosses them to Jasmine and Jo) Oh, and watch out for bears. Lost a couple of interns in pre-production. First team back for breakfast wins invincibility! (Blows air horn) Well, off you go!
Dave: I'm sorry, did you say that there's bears out there? No thank you. I'm out.
Sky: Dave, come on! We're on a losing streak right now and we have to have the entire team with us in order to win!
Dave: (Sighs) Fine. (Walks off with his team)
Jasmine: Bears aren't even intimidating to me.
(Jo walks past her)
Jo: Yeah because you could mount over one. (Chuckles. Jasmine then scowls at her. Cuts to the Screaming Gophers walking in the woods. Amy notices Dave looking shocked and nervous)
Amy: Um, what's his problem?
Sky: He's probably nervous about the bears.
Dave: Uh, what? No I'm not! You're just seeing things!
Amy: Pfft. I'm sure Chris only said that there were bears just to freak us out.
Zoey: I don't know Amy, he could be telling the truth.
Amy: Yeah, like I would believe a word that he says.
Topher: Hey, don't disrespect the one and only Chris McLean! He's our amazing host. And if anyone or anything tries to hurt him I will protect him at all costs!
Dave: Okay… does anyone here have any survival tips?
Cameron: Well, if you douse yourself with the, um, scent of the most vicious animal in the forest, then all the creatures will give you the utmost respect.
Amy: So what you're saying is, you want us to cover ourselves in bear piss? Yeah, anyone got any better tips? (Sammy tries to talk but Amy quickly covers her mouth) No! (Sammy scowls at her sister)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Okay, I don't really know the first thing about survival, but I was just trying to prove that I'm a better team player than Amy!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Killer Bass walking in the forest. Anne Maria notices Dawn looking nervous)
Anne Maria: What's up with you greeny? Don't tell me you're freaked out about the bears.
Dawn: Hmm? Oh, the bears don't bother me, it's just I refuse to hunt for any innocent creature in this forest!
Jo: Ooooof you would. (Notices Ella looking nervous too) And it seems Snow White feels the same way.
Ella: Animals are my friends! I would never want to hurt them!
Lightning: Sha-please! Lightning needs meat in order to gain strong muscles!
Molly: I'm sure when Chris said "Hunt for your own food", he didn't mean only hunt for animals. There are berries out here I'm sure.
(Ella notices a blueberry bush)
Ella: Oh wonderful! I found some! Would you like some Sugar?
Sugar: (Smacks the berries out of Ella's hand) Keep your berries to yourself missy!
Shawn: Hey how much longer until we get there? I can't let the zombies get to me now!
Jo: (Reads the map) Well according to the map, we just have to head north and then we'll get there.
Scott: Are you sure? Because it looks like you're holding the map upside down.
Jo: (Looks at the map again) No, I'm holding it the right way up. Are you that stupid, Dirt boy?
Scott: No, you must be stupid because I can clearly see that you're holding it upside down! Gimme the map!
(Both tug on the map)
Jo: No, I'm team leader so I'm taking charge!
Scott: I know my directions so I should take charge!
Jo: You should get your eyes checked, Freckle Face!
(They both fall over and the map rips in half. The rest of the team gasps. Jo gets up off of the ground and looks at the torn map)
Scott: Oops. My mistake! (Smirks to himself)
Jo: Nice going orange! Now how are we supposed to get there?
Molly: Hey. It's not over yet. We've still got the compass!
Jo: Yeah, but all the instructions for survival were on the map!
Molly: You know the map is not completely destroyed. (Takes the two torn map pieces and puts them together) There.
Jo: Huh, nice work Prompt Rocker. (She and Molly walk away and Scott growls at them)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: Okay, I think I found my current target. Jo the man-lady, HAS TO GO!
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: Jo was holding the map the correct way! Scott was clearly trying to get us lost! I sense darkness within his aura. It has a tiny drop of blood red.. I must keep a close eye on him!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Dawn walking up to Scott)
Dawn: Why hello there Scott. Would you mind if I walk with you?
Scott: Uh, why...?
Dawn: I just… think I could assist you in these challenges.
Scott: If you're trying to form an alliance with me, the answer is no. I don't need any help, fairy princess.
Dawn: (Sighs) You weren't held enough as a child.
(Scott then pauses for a moment freaked out)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: (Curled up in a ball shivering) Okay, she's gotta go too.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers walking in the forest)
Mike: (Whispers to Zoey) Psst. Zoey, I need to talk to you about something.
Zoey: Huh? What is it Mike?
Mike: (Whispering) There's something about Amy that I don't trust. I mean, in the last challenge, B's Rube Goldberg Machine worked perfectly when he auditioned, but when he actually performed, his Machine fell apart, and then Amy tried to convince us to vote him off?
Zoey: Huh, that does kinda sound a little suspicious…
Amy: (Walks up to Mike and Zoey) Oh hi lovebirds, I just know if it's okay if I join your conversation!
Mike: Uh… we were just walking over here. We weren't saying anything!
Amy: Oh really? Because I vaguely remember hearing you saying something about you not trusting me! (Gasps) Do you think that's true? Because I'm the most trustworthy girl in this entire camp!
Mike: Uh… yeah! We trust you completely!
Amy: Good! Just making sure. Now SAMEY is a person you shouldn't trust here! She could be trying to sabotage us without our knowledge!
Mike: Huh? What makes you say that?
Amy: You should really keep a close eye on her. She doesn't really do much in challenges… She could betray us all without us knowing! (Walks away. Mike and Zoey then look at each other awkwardly. Cuts to Sammy gasping and scowls at her sister. She then runs up to her)
Sammy: What was that? I haven't even tried to betray you!
Amy: (Grabs Sammy by her top) I know you and Jasmine are plotting against me! You two better stop or else I will make your life-
Zoey: Uh, Amy? What are you doing?
Amy: Oh, Samey fell down and I was just helping her up! (Under her teeth) Isn't that right?!
Sammy: Uh…
Zoey: Oh, um… Just making sure. (Walks away)
Sam: Hey guys, look, we made it! (The other campers then walk up to them. They see a tent and some sleeping bags and cheer)
Brick: Mission accomplished!
Dave: Okay then. Now all we have to do is look for some food! (Looks around) I don't see it.
Topher: Um, I think we're supposed to find it in the woods.
Amy: Ooh, I'm on it! (To Sammy) Samey, (Points to the woods) go with Jasmine and get me some food! Now! And don't you dare be lazy! (Sammy sadly walks off)
Sammy: Come on Jasmine…
(Jasmine follows her into the forest)
Sky: This will probably be good for my diet.
(Cuts back to the Killer Bass still walking in the woods. Shawn then bumps into Dakota who has stopped)
Dakota: Rude!
Shawn: Uh, why have we stopped?
Jo: Because this stupid map has a dead end! (She looks closely at the map) Wait a minute… (Growls and turns to Molly) You put the map together the wrong way, Dork Rock!
Molly: What? But I remember putting it together the right way!
(Scott snickers)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: When Jo wasn't looking at the map, I had the perfect opportunity to switch the two pieces around. Yep, I'm as smart as a Pigeon!
(Confessional Ends)
Lightning: Sha-great! Now not only are we lost, but now we're also gonna die out here!
Sugar: (Gasps and starts crying) We're gonna die and we haven't even gotten any food yet!
Ella: Cheer up Sugar! Maybe a song will cheer you up? (Clears throat and starts singing) We're lost in the woods with nothing to eat, but at least we have each other so that's still neaaaaaat!
Sugar: Shut your song-hole up! You're making things worse
Leonard: Don't worry everyone, we don't need a foolish map or compass. Stand back everyone. (Clears throat) With the skies of heaven and fires of hell, cast a teleportation spell! (Nothing happens)
Jo: Okay from here on out, (Points to Leonard) I don't wanna hear another word from you. GOT IT?!
(Cuts to Dawn talking to a bird)
Dawn: Hmm? What's that little one? (The bird chirps) You know where we're supposed to go? (The bird chirps again) Oh, why thank you little one. Everyone, follow me. (Walks off)
Jo: Well it looks like Nature freak knows the way. (Follows Dawn with the rest of the team)
Scott: (Growls) She better not…
(Cuts to Jasmine and Sammy picking berries in the woods)
Jasmine: You should stand up to your sister. You're the underdog and underdogs have a lot of fight and honor in them. Tap into it.
Sammy: Um... yeah. I-I guess. But the problem is-
Jasmine: Hey, I already said that I'll make sure she doesn't get you voted off.
Sammy: Oh, yeah. Right.
(Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers sitting down together all hungry)
Zoey: (Groans) I'm so hungry… I don't think I can't go for this long without food.
(Mike gasps and turns into Chester)
Chester: Darn stomach! Back in my day we didn't need those crazy foods to stay alive! (Picks up dirt off of the ground) We just ate dirt!
(Amy gasps and snatches the dirt from Chester's hand)
Amy: GIMME THAT! (Puts the dirt in her mouth but then spits it out and groans) Where is Samey?! Ugh! I knew I couldn't trust that little-
Intern: Yo! (Pans over to the intern holding a pizza box) Who ordered the pepperoni, extra cheese?
Cameraman: It's for the camera crew! Over here!
(Cuts back to the Gophers)
Amy: (Gasps) Are you kidding me?!
(They hear rustling coming from the bushes and Sammy and Jasmine come out carrying some blueberries, blackberries and raspberries)
Sammy: We made it guys, and we've got plenty of berries for everyone!
Gophers: Oh yeah!/Yummy!/Berries yay!
Amy: Finally! Now gimme those berries!
(Cuts to night time with the Bass reaching their camp. The bass then cheer in relief)
Jo: Finally!
(Scott Growls. Cuts back to Dawn. The same bird from before lands on Dawn's finger)
Dawn: Thank you for showing us the way, little one!
Sugar: (Walks up to Dawn) Okay then, now tell that bird where we can get some food!
(The bird flies towards Sugar and pecks her head)
Sugar: Ow! Ow, ow ow!
Jo: Okay then, Spray head, Moonchild, Soundboard, go find some food!
Anne Maria: (Spraying her hair) No way pasty. I have a few tans to gain. (Jo walks up to her and snatches her hairspray from her hand) Hey!
Jo: I'll give this back to you, AFTER you get us some food!
Anne Maria: Ugh! This ain't over! (Angrily marches off into the woods) Lousy Jo making me walk out in the woods!
Dawn: (Following Anne Maria) Oh goodness, your aura has some terrible hairspray stains on it.
Anne Maria: SHUSH IT GREENY!
(Beardo runs into the woods behind them making a race car sound effect)
Jo: Jockstrap, Fame-monger, Queen Fatso, start pitching the tent.
Lightning: Sha-on it! (Walks over to the tent)
Sugar: I should be collecting the food! Pitching up some tent will get my pageant shoes dirty!
Jo: Zombie boy, Punk rocker, start the fire. Now.
Molly: Sure, whatever. (Shawn walks off) Shawn where are you going?
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: I can't spend the night with them! Like I said before, they can turn into zombies without you knowing!
(Confessional Ends)
Jo: (Sighs) Nevermind. I'll start it.
(Cuts back to the Gophers enjoying their berries)
Topher: Glad you got berries, Amy. All the antioxidants give my skin that healthy camera-worthy glow.
Sammy: I got the berries, not Amy!
Amy: Oink, oink! Spot the attention hog! I was the one who like, made you go!
Rodney: (Dreamily) Voice of an angel.
(Sammy groans)
Dave: (Looks around) Huh, it's been eight hours and we still haven't seen a single bear yet.
Amy: See? What did I tell you, Chris was just trying to scare us.
Rodney: What if we start growling like a bear and maybe they'll come.
Dave: Please don't.
Rodney: RAAAAAAAWRRRRR! I'M A BEAR!
Amy: Will you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to eat!
Rodney: Oh, of course. Anything for you, my little angel.
(Amy looks at Rodney creeped out. Cuts back to the Bass with their tent all set up and fire going. Jo then looks around annoyed)
Jo: What is taking Poof-head, Nature freak, and Sound language so long?
Anne Maria: (Groans) We're right here. (Cuts to Anne Maria and Beardo returning empty handed)
Jo: Where is our food?
Anne Maria: Well, I looked everywhere and I couldn't find a thing.
Jo: Did you even TRY to look? Ugh! What about you, Soundboard?
Anne Maria: He just sat there and made cow noises!
(Beardo makes cow moo sound effect)
Anne Maria: ZIP IT!
Dawn: I've made it back!
(Cuts to Dawn holding a rabbit in her hands. She then pats it on the back causing it to cough)
Jo: Finally, someone is being useful.
Lightning: Lightning's never eaten a rabbit before, but anything to keep him alive!
Dawn: What? I'm not allowing you to eat this poor creature. This is my new companion!
Dakota: Where did you even find it?
Dawn: The poor rabbit was lost and didn't seem to find its mother. So I decided to look after it. I haven't decided a name for it yet.
Jo: So basically you couldn't find any food. (Sighs) Fine. I'll find some myself. (Walks off) I'll do EVERYTHING myself.
(Scott sees Jo walking past him. He smirks and kicks the fire causing a park to fly and land on the tent burning it down. The rest of the Bass gasp)
Scott: Nice going, JO! Now where are we supposed to sleep?!
(The bass all glare at Jo. Cuts back to the Screaming Gophers sitting by the fire)
Cameron: (Yawns)
Mike: Oh, Cam, are you getting tired?
Cameron: Yep. Also, ever since I've gotten here, I've been sleeping outside my bubble. So I decided to recreate it with my sleeping bag and-
Amy: Nobody cares!
(Suddenly rustling is heard from the bushes. A bear then comes out of it causing Dave to scream at the top of his lungs)
Amy: Yeah nice try Chris, but your attempt to scare us isn't working.
Zoey: Um, what are you talking about?
Amy: This "bear" is obviously just Chris or Chef or one of his interns dressed like a bear!
(The bear then roars at them)
Sam: Uh. I don't know Amy. This bear kinda looks real.
Dave: See?! I told you! We're dead meat!
Amy: (Annoyed) Is anybody here really that gullible? (Walks up to the bear pulling on its head and a ripping noise is heard) See I told you it was Chris.
Sky: Uh… Amy?
(Amy lifts her arm up revealing her holding part of the bear's fur. The bear then stands up touching its bald spot and roars at Amy as loud as it can, causing Amy to holler in fear. Cuts to Brick looking shocked as the camera pans down his pants revealing that he's peeing himself. The bear then snatches its fur from Amy and places it back on the top of its head)
Dave: Like I said, WE'RE DOOMED! (The Gophers all scream)
Mike: Everyone, quick! We can climb to the trees!
(The gophers all run to the top of the trees. Cuts to the gophers all at the top of the trees)
Amy: (To Mike) Okay Spikey, NOW what do we do?
Mike: How should it know?! I- (Gasps and turns into Chester)
Chester: Oh hush it missy, we're about to all get killed here!
Amy: Now's not the time to be playing character! This is all your fault, Rodney!
Rodney: Wha- me? What did I do?
Amy: If you haven't been GROWLING then we wouldn't have attracted it to our sight!
Sky: We have to do something about it! We can't just sleep in the trees all night!
Sam: (Holding his crotch) Yeah, and I kinda have to go.
Amy: Well then pee in your pants like how Brick did! (Cuts to Brick sighing sadly) Wait, I have an idea! Samey! (Pushes Sammy off the tree) Go deal with that bear! (Sammy lands on the ground next to the bear and gasps) Don't just sit there like the lazy slug you are, DO SOMETHING!
(Sammy then growls at her sister)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Ugh! I swear, I'm nearing my breaking point! I might actually say something to her!
(Confessional Ends)
Sammy: Uh, hi there…
(The bear tries to attack Sammy but she dodges the bear's attacks, causing the bear to tear up the tent in the process)
Zoey: (Gasps) Our tent!
Amy: Way to go Samey, you just made it ruin our tent!
Sammy: You were the one who pushed me down here!
Amy: I beg your pardon? Who's fault is this?
Sammy: (Sighs) Mine.
Amy: Yes. Always!
Chester: Enough with the family reunion you whippersnappers! Deal with that thing already!
Jasmine: I guess it's up to me to stop it! (Jumps down from the tree and lands perfectly on the ground) Leave Samey alone! (The bear turns to Jasmine and crawls towards her) Bring it on! I'm not afraid of you! (The bear roars at Jasmine causing her to scream and tries to run away from it. She then trips on a rock and sprains her ankle. Cuts to Shawn walking in the woods until he hears Jasmine scream)
Shawn: Jasmine? JASMINE?! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU! (Runs off and finds Jasmine about to be eaten by the bear)
Amy: Hey fishy, get lost!
Shawn: (Gasps) Jasmine!
Jasmine: Uh… nice bear… (The bear roars at her again causing her to scream again. Suddenly, a large rock is thrown at the bear. She then notices that Shawn is the one who threw it) Shawn?
Shawn: I'm always there for you Jasmine!
Jasmine: You… you saved! Me! Thank you! (The bear then gets up and growls at Shawn. It then crawls towards Shawn and roars at it causing Shawn to scream and run off with the bear chasing it. Jasmine gasps) Shawn! I'll save you!
(Amy grabs Jasmine's arm)
Amy: Oh no you don't, that zombie obsessed fish-head can fight for himself!
Sky: Okay, okay, enough! We should go to sleep now.
Amy: Where are we supposed to sleep? SAMEY ruined our tent!
Sammy: You know what Amy? I'm tired of you blaming me for things that aren't even my fault!
Amy: Excuse me?
Jasmine: Samey, this might not be the right time.
Sammy: I'm the nice one! Amy is a monster!
Amy: (Gasps) How could you say that?! I'm your sister! (Cries and Sky comforts her)
Chester: These darn kids with their fighting and bickering these days.
Rodney: Samey, what is wrong with you?!
Sammy: I, I-I…ugh! (Storms off)
Zoey: Samey, wait! Come back! (Cuts to Amy suddenly smirking) Samey, I know what you mean. I don't trust Amy either.
Sammy: (Gasps) You don't?
Zoey: Of course not! I know she's behind B getting kicked off!
Sammy: How do you know that?
Zoey: Mike told me something about how B's machine worked perfectly until he performed, and then Amy suddenly convinced us to vote her off?
Sammy: (Gasps) She must have tampered with B's machine before the talent show started! That little witch! Anyways, me and Jasmine are in an alliance with Shawn to try to get her off the show.
Zoey: Isn't Shawn on the other team?
Sammy: If Amy pushes us too far, then we could have Shawn win the challenge for his team so we can vote Amy off. So, would you and Mike like to join our alliance to get her out of here?
Zoey: For me, I would love to. As for Mike, I will have to ask him first. He's been acting very strange lately with his characters.
Amy: What are you two talking about?
Zoey: Uh nothing! I was just making sure Samey doesn't do anything wrong!
Amy: Just making sure. (Walks away while mocking her sister) Oh I got the food and didn't destroy the tent and I'm the nice one! Blah blah blah blah!
Zoey: Wow. I see what you mean. She really is the mean one!
(Cuts back to the Killer Bass)
Jo: Listen you people, I DIDN'T destroy the tent! ONE of you people here is FRAMING me!
Scott: Yeah, tell it to the judge. Is this our punishment for not listening to what you say?
Molly: Well it's starting to sound like it! And you know what else? WE'RE BACK TO BICKERING AGAIN!
(Dawn then looks around in fear)
Dawn: I sense a dangerous creature approaching!
Dakota: (Sighs) What is it now?
Dawn: It's terrible! It's...it's…
(Shawn then comes out of the forest screaming then pants)
Sugar: Oh settle yourself, it's just Shawn!
Shawn: Guys, something terrible is coming!
Ella: Oh dear? What could it be?
Jo: Let me guess, the zombies?
Shawn: No! But I'm glad it isn't! It's something even worse! It's… (The bear came out from the bushes) This… thing. (The bear roars causing all the Bass to scream and run off. Beardo makes a race car sound effect as he runs off. Cuts to the Bass running in the woods for their life and then stop and pant)
Dakota: Did we lose it? Why did you attract the bear to US?
Shawn: I didn't mean it! I swear!
Scott: Great Shawn! Just great! Now not only is our tent destroyed, thanks to Jo and we almost got killed by a bear, but we've also lost our camp!
Ella: Oh calm down guys! I'm sure it's not all that bad.
Jo: NOT ALL THAT BAD PRINCESS?! HOW COULD THINGS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE?! (Suddenly a raindrop falls from the sky and it starts to rain. Jo then growls as loud as she can. Cuts to the gophers sitting under the tree. Cuts to the bass shading themselves with a tree branch as lightning strikes. Cuts to the next morning with the gophers waking up stretching)
Cameron: (Yawns) There's no more bears out here are there?
Mike: (Looks around) Nope. It doesn't look like it
Zoey: (Picks up the map which is now ruined due to the rain) (Gasps) The map! It's ruined!
Rodney: (Yawns) I'm glad that the bear is gone now. That was one crazy night!
Amy: You know what, big guy? I don't wanna hear another word from you, OR Samey! If you weren't growling last night, and if Samey wasn't acting like bear bait, then we would've actually slept in our tent!
(A bird flies by them and laughs at them)
Amy/Rodney/Sammy: SHUT UP!
(Cuts to the Killer Bass sleeping on the ground)
Shawn: (Yawns) Is the bear gone?
Molly: I think so. How are you guys?
Anne Maria: (Yawns) I think I'm cool.
Scott: I feel as strong as an ox! (Looks down to see Dawn cuddling him) And as lucky as a leprechaun!
(Dawn wakes up and notices Scott and jumps back and shouts)
Dawn: Oh my goodness! You were cuddling me!
Scott: Correction fairy princess: YOU were cuddling me.
Dawn: I have never been this disgusted in my life!
Jo: Alright you know what? I'm going to explain who's fault this is! It's Dirt boy's fault for ripping the map and BLAMING me for destroying the tent, which I'm pretty sure it was HIM who caused it.
Scott: Me? Destroy the tent? I would never.
Jo: It's Punk rocker's fault for putting the map together the wrong way, Tanzilla's fault for being too lazy to find any food, Soundboard's fault for not helping us at ALL, Moonchild's fault for finding a pet rabbit instead of having us eat it, (Sugar then looks shocked and points at something) and it's Zombie freak's fault for attracting the bear to us! What? (Turns and then looks shocked. Cuts to reveal the exact same bear from last night. It roars causing the Bass to scream and run away. The bear's fur then falls off its head exposing its bald spot. Cuts to Chris at the bonfire scratching the fire wood with a stick. He then sees the campers coming and throws the stick into the fire. The Killer Bass then arrival at the camp)
Jo: Yes! We made it!
Scott: Great…
(The Screaming Gophers arrive at the camp)
Amy: Oh no! They beat us here! (Turns to Rodney and Sammy) This is all YOUR fault!
Chris: Uh uh uh uh. Not so fast, Gopherinos! It seems that the Killer Bass are missing a fish.
Jo: Huh? What?
(The Bass then turn around and then it cuts to Beardo running towards the camp in slow motion. Cuts back to all the campers looking confused while Scott smirks)
Dave: WHY is he running in slow motion?
Jo: Hey Soundboard! We lost the challenge thanks to you!
(Beardo then stops running)
Chris: All right, Killer Bass. One of your fishy butts is going home. Gophers, you're going on an all-expense paid trip to... the Tuck Shop!
(Cha-ching)
(The gophers then run off cheering. Cuts to the Bass gasping and then they all glare at Beardo who then shrugs and smiles sheepishly. Cuts to the Screaming Gophers in their hot tub enjoying their tuck shop snacks)
Sammy: Whoo-hoo! We still managed to win! And we ended our losing streak! Right, guys? (Tries to eat a bag of candy but Amy snatches it from her)
Amy: GIMME THAT! You don't deserve to eat after the way you treated me!
Jasmine: Okay Amy, that's enough!
Zoey: Uh, Mike? Can I talk to you privately about something?
Mike: (Gulps) Uh… sure!
(Mike and Zoey get out of the hot tub and walk behind the cabin)
Zoey: Alright Mike, Samey knows that we don't trust Amy. She also asked us to join an alliance with her and Jasmine to vote off Amy. I said yes and I wanted to know if you wanted to join us.
Mike: Uh, sure thing!
(Zoey peeks from behind the cabin and gives a thumbs up to Sammy who then gasps and cheers to herself)
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: For a second there, I thought she found out about my multiple personalities. But phew! I have to keep them under control so they don't mess things up with Zoey!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony with the Killer Bass sitting around the bonfire)
Chris: You've all cast your votes. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately hit The Dock of Shame, grab the Boat of Losers, and get the heck outta here. And you can't come back. Ever! (Cuts to the Bass looking tired) Now. I can see you're all tired, so tonight, I'll just throw them to you. Savvy? Dawn! (Tosses a marshmallow to Dawn who catches it) Ella! (Ella catches her marshmallow) Sugar! (Sugar's marshmallow lands in her mouth) Lightning! (Lightning catches his marshmallow) Dakota! (Dakota catches her marshmallow) Anne Maria! (Anne Maria catches her marshmallow) Leonard! (Leonard catches his marshmallow) Molly! (Molly's marshmallow hits her in the face) Shawn! (Shawn catches his marshmallow) Scott! (Scott catches his marshmallow) Jo, Beardo. This is the final marshmallow of the evening. Jo, you were very bossy to your team today and may or may not have destroyed your team's tent.
Jo: For the last time, I DIDN'T-
Chris: Beardo, you did very little to help your team during your time on the island and even costed your team the win for this one.
Molly: To be fair, he DID do well in the talent contest.
Dakota: Yeah, but that was then, and this was now.
Chris: Anyways… the final marshmallow goes to…
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Jo: Yes! (Catches her marshmallow. Beardo makes the Pac-Man death sound and frowns. Jo sighs in relief) Game over.
Scott: Hmph. You've gotten lucky this time Mrs. Jock-ette.
Chris: Beardo, the dock of shame awaits.
(Cuts to Beardo on boarding the boat of losers and it drives away)
Beardo: (Calling out) IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEAT ALL OF YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
(Cuts to the Screaming Gophers cabin with Sammy sitting down. Amy walks behind her)
Amy: You're lucky that we won today, Samey! Otherwise, you'd've been out of my sight for good! You know, I decided to give you another chance. But if you betray me again, you are off this island. Understood?!
Sammy: (Sighs) Understood…
Amy: Good. (Walks into the cabin. Jasmine walks to Sammy and sits beside her)
Sammy: Hey Jasmine. Maybe I shouldn't have stood up to her this early. Now the rest of the team hates me thanks to her! Well, except for you. And two other people.
Jasmine: Huh?
Sammy: Mike and Zoey decided to join our alliance with Shawn to help take down Amy!
Jasmine: Oh that's good to hear!
Sammy: Hopefully she'll be off this island soon.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yep! New plot for this episode. And we get to see some of Scott's sabotaging being put into action. And the Pahkitwin storyline has gotten deeper. Will Sammy be able to survive? Also, yeah, surprise, surprise, Beardo's eliminated. Who would've seen that coming. Also, what do you guys think should be the perfect name for Dawn's rabbit? Write a review to let me know!
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VOTES:
Votes for Beardo: Anne Maria, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Shawn, Sugar
Votes for Jo: Beardo, Dakota, Ella, Lightning, Scott
Votes for Scott: Dawn
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
25th. B
24th. Beardo
CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Topher, Zoey
Killer Bass: Anne Maria, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Lightning, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar