Total Drama Island Reassigned: Phobia Factor
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The campers had their survival skills put to the test when they spent the entire night camping in the woods. Scott tried to sabotage his team by destroying their map… AND their tent. And then blamed all of it on Jo. Harsh dude. Samey finally told her sister off, but Amy played the victim, and caused EVERYONE on the Screaming Gophers to hate Samey. Well, almost all of them. Mike and Zoey agreed to help Samey and Jasmine to get Amy voted off. Meanwhile, a bear came and almost killed both of the teams. Brick peed in his pants, and then it rained. Basically, no one got any sleep last night. Ultimately, the Killer Bass were the ones that were big old losers. Jo would've been voted off of the island, but her butt was saved thanks to Beardo costing his team the win. Yup, the challenge was rough, all right. And if I have anything to say about it, today's will be even more brutal. Luckily, I do. What fresh horror have we planned for our campers? Find out next on Total. Drama. Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades into the Screaming Gophers cabin cuts to the girl's side of the cabin with all the girls looking tired)
Zoey: (Yawns) Man, I am beat. I'm glad to be back in our cabins where there's no bears.
Sky: (Yawns) And we don't have to worry about sleeping under the trees, or in the rain.
Amy: Well, we wouldn't have done either of that if it wasn't for SAMEY!
Sammy: You know what, I'm too tired to bicker with you. (Yawns and gets into bed) I'm going to bed.
Amy: Hmph. Maybe she's too tired after she tried to RUIN ME after the challenge. (A pillow is thrown at Amy's head) Hey!
(Cuts to Sky in bed)
Sky: I kinda wanna sleep now if that's okay with you okay? (Falls asleep)
(Cuts to the boy's side of the cabin with the boys all sleeping. Cuts to Sam talking in his sleep)
Sam: (Groans) Maybe I should've eaten all those baked bean-flavored chips.
(Suddenly, Sam farts causing everyone to wake up and groans in disgust)
Topher: Ah! Stale air! It burns my nose!
(Mike gasps and turns into Chester)
Chester: Darn kids with their gas and stinking up every room!
(Cuts to the outside of the cabin with everyone walking out of it in disgust)
Dave: Thanks a lot for stinking up our cabin Sam!
Amy: There is NO WAY in hell I'm going back in there!
Dave: Huh? The stink managed to reach your side of the cabin?
Cameron: Well, maybe the stench slipped through a crack in the cabin and managed to go into the girl's side.
Sky: Where are we supposed to go while we wait for the air to clear out?
Rodney: We could go to the campfire pit.
Zoey: That would seem like a good idea but, aren't the Killer Bass still out there after the elimination ceremony? They wouldn't want to hang out with us and Amy wouldn't want us to hang out with them.
Amy: Well, duh! You wouldn't want to be a traitor would you?
Jasmine: Amy, we have nowhere else to go. We have to convince the Bass to let us sit by the fire with them.
Cameron: Well, (Holds up a bag of Chocolate) we still have some leftovers from our tuck-shop party. Maybe we could share some with them.
Zoey: Good idea Cam! Hopefully they will say yes.
(The Gophers (except Amy) walk off to the bonfire pit)
Sky: Uh, Amy? Are you coming?
Amy: (Groans) Fine. (Walks go the bonfire pit with her team)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Alright, so I would NEVER want to be near those little fishes, but I also wouldn't want to go in that stinky cabin.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Killer Bass sitting around the fire)
Molly: Ugh. I can't believe we're back to being losers again. Thanks a lot, Jo.
Jo: Me?! You are all to blame here for not listening to what I say! Also, it's Soundboard's fault that we lost the challenge! Also, if you're blaming me just because of the "tent incident". Then you all must be blind!
Dawn: Listen everyone! Jo is being accused of the crime!
Bass: Huh?
Dawn: A great darkness is lurking in our team! (Scott glares at Dawn) It is a name that I cannot say, but I will make sure that they won't cause anymore trouble!
Scott: Yeah, sure. You make sure they'll do no harm here. (To himself) You wish…
Dakota: So, what do you think the next challenge is going to be?
Anne Maria: Who cares. Maybe a fashion show or something.
Sugar: (Pats Anne Maria on the back) Now you're talking girl!
Anne Maria: (Slaps Sugar's hand) Don't touch the hair!
Molly: Didn't we already do a talent contest? We don't need another one.
Jo: Yeah, and fashion is a waste of time.
Anne Maria: So says the girl in men's prison sweats.
Jo: Hey! Nobody needs to be reminded that I'm a girl!
Lightning: Sorry, (Looks around) who's a girl?
(Cuts to the Gopher approaching the Bass at the bonfire)
Zoey: Um, hello guys!
Shawn: Hi Jasmine!
Jasmine: Hey Shawn!
Anne Maria: Ugh, what do you want red?
Dakota: Are you guys just here to rub it in?
Mike: Uh, we've got leftovers from our tuck-shop party and we'd thought you might want some?
Molly: Is this your attempt at trying to be nice? Because it's not working.
Dave: (Sighs) Okay, Sam stunk up our cabin and we need some time to air out.
Sam: Hey, don't say that in front of Dakota! (Farts)
Dakota: Ewww! Sam!
(Sam blushes in embarrassment)
Cameron: So, uh, would you like some desert anyways?
Molly: (Sighs) Fine. I guess I could go for some chocodiles.
(Cuts to all the campers eating their deserts)
Dawn: I've never tasted anything this wonderful!
Shawn: Awesome grub you guys!
Cameron: See Amy? They're not all that bad. (Amy scoffs. Just then, a spider crawls up Cameron's leg. He then notices it and screams) SPIDER! SPIDER, SPIDER! (Cameron falls over)
Jo: What's your deal, stringbean?
Cameron: (Gets up off of the ground) Sorry for that. I have a severe case of arachnophobia. Spiders are just so creepy. Literally. Anything with that many legs must be evil!
Scott: So what, are you scared of octopuses too?
Cameron: Uh, octopuses have tentacles. Not legs.
Scott: Tentacles, legs, feet, paws, whatever. They're the same thing.
Sugar: Ooh! I'm scared of octopuses! One time when I went swimming at the beach, one spanked the tooters out of me and I failed to recover from it!
Ella: Oh dear! That must have been scary!
(Sugar shoves Ella out of her seat)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: So the strangest thing happened next. Everyone started having a crazy share-fest by the fire! Jo went on and on about how she despises scarabs. Leonard's afraid of trolls, even Amy admitted that she was scared of the Teletubbies!
(Confessional Ends)
Zoey: What's my worst fear? I guess maybe jocks.
Lightning: Sha-rude girl! Lightning ought to smack some sense into you!
Dave: I can't stand germs. I don't wanna get my hands dirty.
Brick: I hate the dark. Ever since I was little with the creeps, and the "WHO'S THAT?!" A-and the "GET AWAY!"
Jo: Oh boo-hoo. Looks like Jarhead isn't such a strong soldier after all. I mean, if he pisses himself and is scared of the dark and all.
(Brick scowls)
Sam: I'm scared of lag.
Scott: Of what?
Sam: It's when games start to freeze for a few seconds, which is why I'm always scared to play Call Of Duty online.
Amy: Of course it's related to video games.
Topher: I'm scared of being bald!
Anne Maria: (Gasps) I second that!
Topher: (Pats his hair) My hair is very valuable to me! If I lose it, then Chris will think I'm some sort of circus freak!
Rodney: Hey come on, being bald can sometimes make you look good! Well, I guess except if you're a girl…
Dakota: What's that supposed to mean?
Rodney: Oh, uh, nothing! (Smiles sheepishly)
Jasmine: I'm claustrophobic. I can't stand small spaces!
Jo: Well duh, you look like you mount over the statue of liberty!
Jasmine: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP! Anyways, what's your fear Shawn?
Shawn: Zombies obviously!
Jasmine: (Laughs for a few seconds but then stops) Oh, I thought you were joking.
Shawn: I'm serious. If zombies ever got to you, I would protect you just like how I protected you from the bear from last night!
Jo: Wait, so basically, you're saying that you brought the bear to us so you could protect your GIRLFRIEND?!
Jasmine: Hey! We're not dating! We're just friends!
(Amy glares at them)
Scott: I have a crippling fear of s-s-sharks!
Molly: I think you already said that on the first day when you chickened out on the cliff dive.
Scott: Oh shut up, queenie.
Molly: Hmph. Anyways, I'm scared of getting my clothes dirty. I would NEVER be able to win prompt queen if I looked like a farm girl!
(Scott glares at her while Rodney looks at her awkwardly)
Sky: I hate clowns. Like a lot. They freaked me out when I was little.
Dawn: I'm scared of woodsmen. Trees are important to mother nature (Stands up) and if any of those vile human beings cut them down then I would never forgive them!
(Everyone looks at Dawn awkwardly)
Jo: Okay, tree-hugger.
(Dawn sits back down)
Sammy: I don't like snakes. They are all slithery and slimy. Just like my sister.
Amy: What was that Samey?
Sammy: Uh, nothing!
(Amy gives her the "I'm watching you" movement with her fingers)
Ella: I'm afraid of evil queens!
Jo: I mean, duh. What else could you expect from Snow White here?
Dakota: I'm scared of weight gain. If I had a big gut then I would never become a perfect model!
Amy: (To Sam) You heard it here first gamer boy. She doesn't like fatsos. (Sam punches Amy in the arm) Ow! (Amy rubs her arm)
Mike: (Nervously) Uhh, I don't really have a fear.
Lightning: Sha-bogus!
Mike: No, seriously, I-I really don't!
Jo: Anyways, what's YOUR biggest fear, Jockstrap?
(Lightning then looks at everyone nervously and then it cuts to everyone looking at Lightning curiously then cuts back to Lightning)
Lightning: (Sighs) Lightning's scared of cats.
Jo: (Laughs) Really? You're scared of a little pussycat?
Lightning: Sha-shush it, dude!
Jo: (Annoyed) I'm, not, a dude!
Lightning: Man, please. I can see you're a dude!
Molly: (Teasingly) Uh oh, watch out for Garfield or else he'll claw you up in your sleep!
Scott: Hopefully your house doesn't have any mice, or you would be a dead man!
Lightning: Sha-stop! (Stands up and gets ready to beat up his teammates) Or else Lightning will take you all down!
Scott: Jeez, can't you take a joke?
Rodney: Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'm scared of mice. Ever since I was six. (Cuts back to Mike looking nervous) Alright Mike, you're afraid of something. So spit out.
Mike: Nope! I'm scared of nothing! Never had a fear and never will!
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: Okay, okay. My REAL fear is telling Zoey the truth about my multiple personalities. If she finds out then she'll think I'm some sort of freak! I NEED to keep them under control. Especially Vito! So I must NEVER take my shirt off.
(Confessional Ends)
Dakota: (Yawns) Well, I think I'm ready to get my beauty sleep.
Sky: (Yawns) Yeah, me too. I think our cabin has aired out now.
Zoey: Goodnight guys, thanks for letting us hang out with you.
Jo: Whatever…
Amy: That will be something that will never happen again.
(The two teams walk off to their cabins)
Shawn: Goodnight Jasmine.
Jasmine. Goodnight Shawn.
Sam: Goodnight Dakota!
Dakota: Uhh… Goodnight!
(Cuts to a shot of the cabins with the time changing from night to day. Cuts to the loudspeaker ringing)
Chris: (Through loudspeaker) Morning campers! Your next challenge begins in ten minutes! Get your butts to the main lodge pronto!
(Cuts to the main lodge with the campers all sitting at their respective tables eating their breakfasts)
Dave: Whatever today's challenge is, it better not involve bears.
Sammy: Or rain!
Dawn: Or snuggling! (Glares at Scott)
Scott: YOU were snuggling up to me!
Amy: Oo-ooh! Looks like Dirt boy and Nature freak are gonna make out while we aren't looking! (Dawn flings gruel at Amy but she dodges it and it hits Sammy) Missed me!
(Dawn glares at Amy)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: I may consider myself a very tolerant girl, but Scott is someone I do NOT trust. He is the one who got us lost and destroyed our tent. I shouldn't expose him for the traitor he is just yet because I don't know what he could be capable of!
(Confessional Ends)
(The campers then hear whistling and then they turn to see that it was Chris who whistled)
Chris: Campers, your next challenge is a little game I like to call... Phobia Factor! Prepare to face... your worst fears!
Dave: Oh no… I think I have a good idea on what today's challenge is now.
Sky: Huh? What makes you say that?
Chris: Now for our first victims… (Pulls out a piece of paper) Amy! Meet us all in the theater! (Cuts to Amy drinking a drink) It's… time for Teletubbies!
(Amy then spits out her drink in shock and then it hits Sammy)
Sammy: (Sighs) Twice in a row…
Sky: Oh. (To Dave) NOW I know what you mean
Chris: Jasmine. You, me, the beach. A few tons of sand.
Jasmine: (Terrified) Oh no…
Mike: Hold up, how did they know that those were your worst fears?
Jasmine: (Sighs) Because we told them.
(Mike, Zoey and Rodney look confused)
Topher: At the campfire, last night.
(FLASHBACK)
Jasmine: I'm claustrophobic. I can't stand small spaces!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
Rodney: Wait, they were listening to us?
Topher: Duh, it's a reality show. Starring the magnificent Chris McLean. (Cuts to Chris smiling with a yellow and green background then cuts back to Topher) So it's obvious that Chris would listen to what we say.
Zoey: But that's eavesdropping!
Dave: I have a better question. How did they manage to set this challenge up in one whole night?
Chris: Good question Dave. After we took notes on each of your fears, our interns went on a little shopping trip to get everything we needed for the challenge. Anyways, let's get this party started!
ROUND 1: JO
FEAR: SCARABS
(Cuts to the teams all lined up with Jo facing an Egyptian barrel the teams then look worried while Dave just runs off)
(FLASHBACK)
Zoey: Jo went on and on about how she despises scarabs.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Chef then knocks over the barrel with a bunch of scarabs crawling towards Jo)
Jo: Whoop De-doo. Do your worst, you pathetic roach wannabes. (The scarabs then surround Jo angrily while Jo then looks scared) I take it back! Do your best! (Runs away screaming while the scarabs chase after her. Molly facepalms)
ROUND 2: ELLA
FEAR: EVIL QUEENS
(FLASHBACK)
Ella: I'm afraid of evil queens!
Jo: I mean, duh. What else could you expect from Snow White here?
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Chef walks up to Ella wearing a queen outfit holding a basket of apples. He then offers her one but Ella looks nervous)
Chris: To score a point Ella, you must eat the whole apple.
Ella: But… I might die!
Chris: Don't worry, they're not poisonous. So you'll be fine.
(Ella nervously looks at the apple for a few seconds. She then takes it from Chef's and then nervously takes a bite out of it)
ROUND 3: SAM
FEAR: LAG
(Cuts to Sam inside his cabin with a TV and game console set up)
Chris: Alright Sam, to score a point, you must go through an entire match (holds up a video game controller) of Call Of Duty without quitting.
Sam: Woo-hoo! My challenge is to play video games! Game on bro! (Takes the controller from Chris' hand and starts the Call Of Duty match. Chris then exits the cabin)
Chris: (To the audience) Little does he know, Wawanakwa's internet is not very good.
(FLASHBACK)
Sam: I'm scared of lag. It's when games start to freeze for a few seconds, which is why I'm always scared to play Call Of Duty online.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
Sam: (From inside the cabin) Oh no. No, not this! Please no not now! Darn it I already died!
(Chris winks at the audience)
ROUND 4: MOLLY
FEAR: AUTOMYSOPHOBIA
(Cuts to Molly standing in front of a mud puddle. Chef then drives a golf cart towards it and then drives over the mud puddle splashing Molly with mud causing her to get her clothes dirty)
Molly: (Screams at the top of her lungs) You jerk!
Chris: And Molly scores the Bass their first win!
(Score goes up to 1-0)
Molly: Oh. That's cool. I guess. Anyways, I'm gonna take a shower now. (Walks off)
Chris: Shawn, you're up.
(Shawn gulps)
ROUND 5: SHAWN
FEAR: KINEMORTOPHOBIA
(FLASHBACK)
Jasmine: Anyways, what's your fear Shawn?
Shawn: Zombies obviously!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Shawn standing in front of ten interns wearing zombie costumes with mask and Chris holding a dueling stick)
Chris: Okay Shawn. To win a point, you must take out all ten of these zombies (hands Shawn the dueling stick) with this dueling stick.
(Shawn takes the dueling stick from Chris' hand and looks nervously at the interns)
Jo: Come on zombie boy, fight them already! (Shawn looks nervously again) I heard those zombies are here to eat Jasmine's brains!
Shawn: (Gasps) Jasmine! (Raises the stick above his head) I won't let that happen! (Runs towards the interns shouting and takes them out one by one) I will never let you hurt Jasmine! (Continues to take out the interns. He then leaps into the air and lands on an intern with his foot and pants in exhaust. The score is now 2-0. Cuts back to Ella finishing her apple)
Ella: Mmm! Delicious!
(The score goes up to 3-0. Suddenly, Ella faints. The camera pans over to Chris holding a tranquilizer gun)
Chris: What? It's for the special effect!
ROUND 6: AMY
FEAR: TELETUBBIES
(Cuts to the amphitheater with Amy on stage. An intern in a Tinky Winky costume walks up on stage and waves to Amy)
Intern: Eh-oh!
(Amy then looks at the intern while shivering)
Chris: (Walks up on stage) Amy, to score a point, you must give Tinky Winky one hug, and you're done.
Amy: No way! I'm not hugging that… thing!
Sammy: Come on sis! It's a kid's show character, suck it up!
Amy: Shut your goddamn mouth Samey!
Intern: Uh-oh!
Amy: (Nervously looks at the intern for a few seconds. She then clenches her fists and runs up to the intern and hugs him) Okay, I'm done!
Chris: And Amy stepped up to the plate scoring the gophers their first point on the board!
(The score goes up to 3-1. Cuts back to Sam continuing his Call Of Duty match)
Sam: Come on, come on! Oh wait, yes I've got a good connection! Alright. Now it's time for… wait. No, no not again!
ROUND 7: LEONARD
FEAR: TROLLS
(Cuts to Leonard reading a comic book by his cabin. He then looks up and sees Chef dressed as a troll looking at him. Chef then runs towards Leonard and Leonard stands up and walks up to Chef and takes out a giant staff)
Leonard: Go back to the shadows of Wawanwakwa! You shall not pa-
(Chef then runs into Leonard causing Leonard to fall over and Chef tramples him. Leonard then groans in pain)
ROUND 8: ANNE MARIA AND TOPHER
FEAR: PHALACROPHOBIA
(Cuts to Anne Maria and Topher looking terrified while sitting in two chairs. Chef then pops up holding two electric razors. He then turns bosh of them on)
(FLASHBACK)
Topher: I'm scared of being bald!
Anne Maria: (Gasps) I second that!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Chef then moves one razor towards Topher's hair. Topher then looks at it terrified)
Topher: No! No! (Runs off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Chef then growls and turns to Anne Maria. He then moves the other razor towards Anne Maria's hair, but she knocks it out of his hand)
Anne Maria: Don't touch the hair!
(The razor then flies into the air. Mike then enters the main lodge)
Mike: Uh, Chris? Who's up ne-
(The razor cuts through Mike's shirt exposing his chest. Mike then gasps and turns into Vito)
Vito: Ayo, (Rips off the rest of his shirt) what's poppin' losers?
Anne Maria: (Squeals in delight) Vito!
(Confessional: Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Whenever we're alone, he drops the whole Mike act. It's 'cause he can't get enough of me. And who can blame him? Check me out. The tan, the hair, look at me, I'm hot!
(Confessional Ends)
ROUND 9: JASMINE
FEAR: CLAUSTROPHOBIA
(Cuts to the beach with Chris placing a glass coffin into a hole in the sand. Jasmine looks at it while shivering in fear)
Chris: Alright Jasmine, get your butt in the coffin.
Jasmine: Alright, I can do this. Sure it might be small and cramped in there, but I can do this!
(Jasmine gets into the coffin)
Chris: Don't worry, there's enough air in there for an hour. You only have to stay there for five minutes. Well, as long as we decide to dig you up.
Jasmine: S-shut up!
Chris: Sheesh. Take a pill. So, (Pulls out two walkie-talkies out of his pockets) who's gonna watch over her?
Sammy: I'll do it!
Chris: Uh uh uh! Not so fast Samey! You're heading to the amphitheater because you're up next!
(Sammy gasps and walks to the amphitheater nervously)
Amy: Does it even matter? She's Samey. And because she's Samey, (Walks off to the amphitheater) she won't be able to pull it off because she's useless.
Zoey: I'll watch over Jasmine! (Takes the walkie-talkie from Chris' hand) If that's okay with her.
Jasmine: O-okay sheila!
Zoey: Don't worry Jasmine. I'll be listening the whole time! (Hands Jasmine her walkie-talkie) And if you panic, I'll dig you up!
Jasmine: Don't worry Zoey, I-I can do this!
(Zoey then closes Jasmine's coffin and Chris places sand onto it)
(Commercial Break)
ROUND 10: SAMMY
FEAR: OPHIDIOPHOBIA
(Fades into the amphitheater with Sammy on stage with a glass container with a tiny snake in it. Sammy nervously looks at the snake)
(FLASHBACK)
Sammy: I don't like snakes. They are all slithery and slimy.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
Amy: (Annoyed) Come on Samey!
(Sammy nervously looks at the snake and the snake looks back at her. The snake then blinks)
Sammy: (Shouts) It blinked!
Sky: That means it likes you!
Amy: (Facepalms) That thing is as small as a bug you baby!
Sammy: B-but it's all slithery and slimy!
Amy: (Looks at the other gophers) Oh don't worry about her. She's just sabotaging us because she isn't a team player!
(Cameron looks around)
Cameron: Where is Mike? Maybe I should go look for him. (Runs off. Cuts back to Sammy angrily looking at Amy and then looks at the snake nervously takes a deep breath. She then reaches her finger out to the snake and then closes her eyes nervously. She then looks at her finger and notices that the snake isn't doing any harm to her. The gophers then cheer for Sammy. The score goes up to 3-2)
Sammy: See? I'm a team player!
Amy: (Angrily crosses her arms and pouts) Hmph.
ROUND 11: DAWN
FEAR: WOODSMEN
(FLASHBACK)
Dawn: I'm scared of woodsmen. Trees are important to mother nature (Stands up) and if any of those vile human beings cut them down then I would never forgive them!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Dawn and Chris in the middle of the woods. Chef then walks up to a tree dressed as a woodsman holding a chainsaw. Dawn then gasps)
Chris: Alright Dawn. For a point, you must watch this woodsman cut down sixteen trees without trying to stop him. Got it.
Dawn: Um…
Chris: Alright! (Walks off. Chef then turns on his chainsaw and begins to cut down the first tree)
Dawn: No! Please stop it! (Covers her eyes) I can't watch!
(Cuts to Cameron running into the main lodge. He then notices Vito and Anne Maria making out)
Cameron: Ew! Mike, you do realize that she's on the other team!
Vito: Ayo, get lost loser! (Continues making out with Anne Maria)
Cameron: (Gasps) What would Zoey say if she found out about this?
Chris: (Walks into the main lodge) Cameron! There you are! I've been looking all over for you. You're up next bubble boy!
(Cameron gulps)
(FLASHBACK)
Cameron: (Screams) SPIDER! SPIDER, SPIDER! (Cameron falls over. Cuts to him getting up off of the ground) Sorry for that. I have a severe case of arachnophobia. Spiders are just so creepy. Literally. Anything with that many legs must be evil!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
ROUND 12: CAMERON
FEAR: ARACHNOPHOBIA
(Cuts to Cameron at the amphitheater. An intern comes up on stage holding a box full of holes. He then takes the lid off and reveals a large black spider. Cameron then shouts in fear)
Chris: Cameron, to win a point, you must pet this spider.
Cameron: (Nervously looks at the spider. The spider then looks back at him. Cameron then reaches towards the spider but then immediately resists it) I can't do it!
Sugar: I could eat it if you want, and then you could pet my stomach!
Chris: Please don't Sugar.
Jo: Yeah, and you would be helping the enemy if you do.
Cameron: (Looks at the spider nervously again. He then clenches his fist and then nervously reaches towards the spider and then pets it three times. He then looks happy and cheers) I did it! I overcame my arachnophobia! (The score goes up to 3-3)
Chris: And the score is now tied! (Sugar then runs up on stage and grabs the spider out of its box and eats it) Woah, woah! (He and Cameron gag) That was a live spider!
Sugar: What? I'm still hungry after breakfast today!
Chris: (Clears throat) Anyways, you and Scott are up next, Sugar.
(FLASHBACK)
Sugar: Ooh! I'm scared of octopuses! One time when I went swimming at the beach, one spanked the tooters out of me and I failed to recover from it!
(FLASHBACK)
Scott: I have a crippling fear of s-s-sharks!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
ROUND 13: SCOTT AND SUGAR
SCOTT'S FEAR: GALEOPHOBIA
SUGAR'S FEAR: OCTOPUSES
(Cuts to Scott and Sugar on top of the 100 foot cliff in their swimsuits. Chris then walks up to them)
Chris: Alright Scott and Sugar. To score a point each for your team, you two must do a repeat of our first ever challenge. Except this time, there is no safe zone. And we not only stocked the water with man eating sharks, we also stocked it with a killer octopus!
(Scott and Sugar look over the cliff. Cuts to the bottom with a shark jumping out of the water but the octopus grabs it with its tentacles. Cuts back to Scott and Sugar shivering in fear)
Scott: I can't do this! (Walks off)
Sugar: What? Oh yes you are! I may be scared but I'm winning this here pageant! (Chases after Scott)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: I'm not only chickening out because I'm scared. This is a perfect opportunity to bring my team into last place!
(Confessional Ends)
ROUND 14: BRICK
FEAR: NYCTOPHOBIA
(Cuts to Brick sitting in the main lodge. Vito and Anne Maria had left.)
(FLASHBACK)
Brick: I hate the dark. Ever since I was little with the creeps, and the "WHO'S THAT?!" A-and the "GET AWAY!"
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Chris then walks up to a plug behind the mess hall and then smirks. He then pulls and all the lights in the main lodge go out causing Brick to scream in fear)
Brick: HELP! HELP! TOO DARK! TOO DARK!
Chris: At ease soldier, you only have to stay in there for five minutes and you're done.
Amy: (Sighs and walks up to the main lodge door) Stay in that room soldier… That's an order. (Brick is still screaming and ignores her) STAY IN THAT ROOM SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!
Brick: MA'AM! YES MA'AM
Amy: Ugh, doofus. (Walks off annoyed)
(Cuts back to Sam finishing up his Call Of Duty match)
Sam: Yes! Finally! (The score goes up to 4-3) I may love video games, but I am NEVER doing that again!
ROUND 15: DAVE
FEAR: MYSOPHOBIA
(FLASHBACK)
Dave: I can't stand germs. I don't wanna get my hands dirty.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to inside of the communal washroom. Dave opens the stall door and looks at the toilet nervously)
Chris: Alright Dave, to score a point, you must stick your hands in the communal toilet.
Dave: (Nervously) Do you have any gloves that I can wear first?
Chris: Nope. You must stick your bare hands into it.
Dave: Then I can't do this!
Sky: (Grabs Dave by his shoulders) Dave! Calm down and listen to me! We need this point to win!
Dave: B-but it's so unclean and dirty!
Sky: You got this Dave. I believe in you.
Dave: (Looks down for a moment and smiles at Sky) Alright, I'll try. (Dave then takes a deep breath and then runs into the stall and sticks his hands in the toilet and then screams) Sanitizer! I need hand sanitizer! And sandpaper for scrubbing! (Hyperventilates)
Sky: (Grabs Dave by the shoulders again) Hey, hey, hey, deep breaths. You're okay. And you scored us a point!
Dave: (Hyperventilating slows down) I did? I did! Yes! (The score goes up to 5-3)
(Confessional: Dave)
Dave: Wow. Usually, I'd freak out way more. But Sky has a surprisingly calming effect on me.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: I think Dave has a bit of a crush on me. But I'm not here to meet boys, I'm here to win.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to Chef chopping down the trees in front of Dawn. She then looks at Chef angrily and clenches her fists and runs up to Chef and kicks him in the face causing him to fall over. She then walks up to Chef)
Dawn: I will NOT allow ANYONE to harm mother nature!
Jo: Wha-what are you doing? You just cost us a point!
Dawn: It was worth it.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: I don't like to resort to violence, but harming mother nature is a sin that shall NOT be forgiven! (Gets into lotus position, and breathes deeply)
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts back to the diving cliff. Scott is clinged to a rock while Sugar is tugging on him)
Sugar: Come on! Let's go!
Scott: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Sugar: I will and you're not stopping me!
(Scott then falls off the rock and Sugar slides to the edge of the cliff and falls into the lake while screaming. Sugar then rises above the surface and notices an octopus raising its tentacles at her. She then screams and swims towards shore. The score then goes up to 5-4. Chris then arrives on an ATV)
Chris: And Sugar scores a point for the Bass! (Looks up towards the top of the Cliff) So Scott, are you jumping?
Scott: Nope! (Walks down the cliff)
Chris: Okay then. That's kinda sad.
ROUND 16: DAKOTA
FEAR: OBESOPHOBIA
(FLASHBACK)
Dakota: I'm scared of weight gain. If I had a big gut then I would never become a perfect model!
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Dakota sitting at a dinner table. Chris then walks up to her)
Chris: Alright Dakota, to score a point, you must eat this extra large cheeseburger. (Places a cheeseburger on top of a plate in front of her)
Dakota: This is a veggie burger right?
Chris: Nope! We got this burger from McDaniels last night.
Dakota: (Nervously looks at the cheeseburger) Oh uh, I just remembered that I'm not hungry! Bummer, huh?
Chris: You could chicken out if you want, but remember, it's 100 grand!
Dakota: Um. Oh, look! Someone's breaking the rules!
Chris: (Looks the other way) Huh? (Looks back and notices that Dakota's gone) Oh well. Guess she lost. Anyways, (Pulls out a piece of paper) looks like Sky's up next.
ROUND 16: SKY
FEAR: COULROPHOBIA
(FLASHBACK)
Sky: I hate clowns. Like a lot. They freaked me out when I was little.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Sky performing yoga at the beach. Just then, something walks up behind her. She then turns around to see Chef in a clown costume holding a giant squeaky hammer)
Chef: WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL?!
(Sky then screams and then runs off. She then runs past her team)
Dave: Come on Sky! You got this!
(Sky continues to run away from Chef)
Chef: I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU LAUGH!
Sky: LEAVE ME ALONE! (Sky then notices the water. She then runs towards the Dock of Shame and reaches the edge. She then turns around and notices Chef still running towards her while laughing. She then dives into the water and rises above the water. Chef then approaches the edge of the dock) Ha! What's the matter? Can't swim? (Chef then tosses his hammer aside and prepares to dive) Wait! No! Uh… Your make-up will run!
Chef: (Growls) Girl's got a point. (Walks off)
Chris: You said it Chef! Sky scores the Gophers another point!
(The score goes up to 6-4)
Chef: You owe me big time for this! (Walks off)
Chris: Anyways, (Looks at the piece of paper again) let's see here… we only have four more rounds left! Looks like Rodney is up next!
ROUND 18: RODNEY
FEAR: MUSOPHOBIA
(FLASHBACK)
Rodney: I'm scared of mice. Ever since I was six.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Rodney at the amphitheater standing on stage in front of a cage with a mouse in it. Chris then was on stage)
Chris: Alright Rodney, to score a point, (Opens the mouse's cage) you must take this mouse, and pet it! Kinda similar to Cameron's challenge!
(Rodney then nervously looks at the mouse for a few seconds)
Amy: Come on big guy! Suck it up and pet the damn thing!
Rodney: O-okay! Anything for you malady!
(Amy then is weirded out by Rodney)
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: If Amy wants me to do something, then I'll do it!
(Confessional Ends)
(Rodney then takes the mouse from its cage nervously and then places his hand on it and nervously pets it three times. The score goes up to 7-4)
Rodney: (Relieved) Alright! So, uh, what do I do with this thing now?
Chris: (Takes the mouse from Rodney's hand) I'll be taking that. (The mouse then bites Chris's hand) OUCH!
Mike: I hope that thing has been checked for rabies!
(Cuts back to Zoey at the beach with Jasmine still buried underground the timer then goes off)
Zoey: (Gasps) Jasmine! It's been five minutes now! Ready for me to dig you up?
Jasmine: Yes! Please!
(Zoey then digs Jasmine up and the score goes up to 8-4. Zoey then hears a scream and sees Brick running out of the main lodge terrified with his pants wet. He then runs past Chris)
Chris: Ooh! Too bad that was not five minutes. Anyways, you're up Lightning!
ROUND 19: LIGHTNING
FEAR: AILUROPHOBIA
(FLASHBACK)
Jo: Anyways, what's YOUR biggest fear, Jockstrap?
Lightning: (Sighs) Lightning's scared of cats.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Lightning standing next to Chris and a pen with a box in it)
Chris: Alright Lightning, are you ready for your challenge?
Lightning: Sha-bring it! Lightning can handle anything!
Chris: Alright, for your challenge, you must get into this pen for three minutes, with these kittens!
(Chris opens the box revealing three kittens inside of it. Lightning then screams in fear. Cuts to all the Bass members all covering their ears)
Jo: Come on Jockstrap! It's just a damn pussycat! We need this or we're going to lose!
Chris: I'm not sure we're getting anywhere on this.
Lightning: Uh-uh! Lightning's ain't going anywhere near these cats! And why don't you mind your own sha-business dude!
Jo: Are you sha-blind? I'm not a-
Cameron: Actually, if you do the math, the scores 8-4. So even if Lightning wins, we still already have won because then the score would be 8-5.
Chris: Not so fast Cameron. We're not done until EVERYONE has gone. And it looks like Mike and Zoey are the only ones left.
Mike: Huh? What?
ROUND 20: MIKE
FEAR: ?
Mike: (Nervously) B-but I said that I wasn't afraid of anything!
Chris: Are you sure? (Pulls out a TV screen) Don't you remember what you said last night?
(The screen goes static and then plays Mike's Confessional from last night)
Mike: Okay, okay. (Real time Mike gasps) My REAL fear is telling Zoey the truth about-
(Suddenly a rock is thrown towards the TV screen breaking it)
Chris: Hey! That cost a lot of money!
(Mike was the one who threw it. Zoey then walks up to Mike concerned)
Zoey: Mike? What's going on? Are you hiding secrets from me?
Mike: (Nervously) Uh… no! No I'm not! Why would I ever do that?
Zoey: Mike please tell me the truth! You're worrying me!
Mike: (Nervously) Uh… well… You see… Um… Um…
(Mike gasps and turns into Chester)
Chester: Oh shush it missy! You should mind your own beeswax! (Walks off)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I'm worried about Mike. If he's hiding something then I wanna find out what it is.
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: Okay, looks like Mike didn't score the gophers a point. Zoey, looks like you're our final challenger of the night.
FINAL ROUND: ZOEY
FEAR: JOCKS
(FLASHBACK)
Zoey: What's my worst fear? I guess maybe jocks.
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
(Cuts to Zoey in a wrestling ring looking nervous. Chris then walks up to Zoey)
Chris: Okay Zoey, this is the last challenge of the day. Since Lightning chickened out on his challenge, he has a chance to redeem himself. So in your final challenge, you must defeat Lightning in a wrestling match!
Lightning: Sha-yes!
(Confessional: Lightning)
Lightning: The final challenge is here, bottom of the ninth. Bases are loaded. Entering the Storm Corridor now. And it is time… for the Lightning… To strike!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the outside of the confessional with Lightning lifting the confessional above his head)
Lightning: SHA-BAM!
(Lightning's pants fall down and he shouts causing the confessional to fall down and break. Cuts back to the wrestling ring. Lightning gets ready to wrestling Zoey cuts to the gophers cheering for Zoey)
Mike: You can do this Zoey!
Cameron: You got this!
Sammy: Go Zoey!
Jasmine! You got this sheila!
Amy: Just do it weird indie chick!
(Cuts to the bass cheering for Lightning)
Dakota: Go Lightning!
Sugar: You got this!
Molly: Give it your all!
Jo: Take her down Jockstrap!
Chris: Oh yeah, and Lightning, if you win this, then I'll give you five extra points and your team wins!
Sky: That's not fair!
Jo: Oh quit your whining.
(Lightning smirks at Zoey. Zoey then looks at Lightning nervously. Zoey then clenches her fists and runs towards Lightning while shouting. Lightning then runs towards Zoey while shouting. Lightning then lifts Zoey above his head and tosses her to the edge of the ring. Zoey then lands on the ropes and launches her back towards Lightning. Lightning then punches Zoey in the face)
Lightning: Sha-BAM!
(Zoey then falls down but then nervously gets up. She then looks at Lightning nervously)
Lightning: Sorry girl, but you gotta go down!
Bass: Woo-hoo!
(Scott growls)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: No way we can win! Winning will ruin my plan! So I gots to be smart.
(Confessional Ends)
(Scott then looks down and notices one of the kittens from earlier. He then smirks and lifts it up, then tosses it towards Lightning. The kitten lands on Lightning's face causing Lightning to scream in pain. Cuts to the bass all looking concerned Jo then facepalms. Zoey then smiles and lifts Lightning above her head and tosses him over the ring causing the kitten to fall off Lightning's face and land on its feet. Lightning then lands on the ground next to his teammates covered in scratches)
Lightning: Sha-bam…
(The gophers all cheer for Zoey)
Chris: Then… there you have it. Thanks to Zoey's fierceness, and Lightning's fear of pussycats, the gophers won invincibility this week. AGAIN.
Mike: Woah Zoey! When did you get so strong?
Zoey: Huh? I don't know! I guess I'm not really scared of jocks after all.
(The gophers then walk off. Cuts back to Lightning unconscious on the ground. The bass all walk up to him)
Jo: (Annoyed) Smooth moves, Sha-Dud!
(Kicks Lightning causing him to shout in pain)
(Confessional: Lightning)
Lightning: This is an outrage! Lightning lost over a pussycat? How will he ever show his face to his team back home now? Oh well, there's no way those losers will toss away their strongest team member. Or else they'll regret it.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony. The bass are all sitting around the campfire. Chris walks up to them holding a platter with 10 marshmallows on it)
Chris: Welcome Killer Bass to your fourth campfire ceremony. (Places the platter on one of the seats) There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. One of you is going home tonight and cannot return. EVER. The first name I'm gonna call is… Sugar!
(Sugar runs up and claims her marshmallow then eats it)
Sugar: Yummy! This is better than that spider from earlier!
Molly: Hold up, you ate a spider?
Chris: Please don't remind us. Anyways, also safe, Ella. (Ella walks up and claims her marshmallow) Molly. (Molly walks up and claims her marshmallow) Shawn. (Shawn walks up and claims his marshmallow) As for the rest of you, you didn't complete your challenges today. The next four names that I'm gonna call did not receive any votes. Dawn. (Dawn walks up and claims her marshmallow) Leonard. (Leonard walks up and claims his marshmallow) Anne Maria. (Anne Maria walks up and claims her marshmallow) Jo. (Jo walks up and claims her marshmallow. Dakota, Lightning and Scott look shocked) As for the rest of you, one of you will be walking the dock of shame and can never return. Dakota, you prefer your looks over obesity. Scott, you refused to jump off the cliff, AGAIN. And Lightning, you cost your team the win after you failed to overcome your fear and lost the final challenge, TO A GIRL. The next name I'm gonna call…
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Dakota! (Dakota walks up and claims her marshmallow) The final marshmallow of the night goes to… Scott!
(Scott looks relieved)
Lightning: SHA-WHAT?!
Scott: Don't worry, you'll get that cat next time dude. (Walks up and claims his marshmallow)
Chris: Lightning, the Dock of Shame awaits.
Lightning: Tossing away your strongest team member? You're gonna regret this! (Angrily storms off)
Molly: Hey, it's not our fault that you were a PUSSY today.
Jo: You were an idiot! You couldn't even tell that I was a girl!
Lightning: (Shocked) You're a what?!
(Lightning then boards the boat of losers and leaves the island. He then angrily looks away but then starts crying.
Lightning: I'm sorry pops! (Cries. Suddenly, he then hears meowing and looks around to notice that he is surrounded by cats. He then screams as loud as he can as the Boat of Losers drives off into the night)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: FINALLY we got rid of one of our biggest competitions. Now that Jocko's gone, my new target is either Man-Lady again or Fairy Princess.
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: So Lightning was one of their strongest players, and now he's gone. I am SO running this game. Hopefully Samey will stop trying to make friends with the other team now.
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Aww, I'll never forget out time together Lightning! (Blows kiss) Bye!
(Confessional Ends)
(Episode Ends)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry this took so long. I've been kinda taking a long break from Total Drama with there being no new information on the new seasons and a new game I've been waiting for coming out 3 months ago, anyways, TDIR is finally back. Also sorry I didn't get to further explore Lightning and Sammy's relationship. But maybe it would be further explored in future seasons of TDR... *AHEM* So anyways, the next episodes will be published sooner than expected due to the fact that they've been already published on Wattpad but I think I'm gonna publish them on first from now on since Wattpad has a bad reputation so look forward to that. Also, the next two episodes will be brand new episodes so look forward to that as well.
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VOTES:
Votes for Lightning: Anne Maria, Dakota, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar
Votes for Scott: Dawn
Votes for Dakota: Lightning
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
25th. B
24th. Beardo
23rd. Lightning
CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Topher, Zoey
Killer Bass: Anne Maria, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar