As Boneregard arrives in the skeleton court, the other two skeletons of the top three are already there, and are just about ready to begin the meeting.

"Alright, who's the subject of talk this time?" Boneregard asks, taking a seat next to Bony Express.

"I have a problem with the one known as Sam Overbone." says the elusive holder of the number one ranking on the leaderboard: Skelefuckton. With a snap of his bony fingers, Skelefuckton summons Sam Overbone to the courtroom.

"What the hell? Where am I, who are you?" Sam looks around.

"You're standing before the Skeleton Council." declares Skelefuckton.

"Are you for real? The leaderboard is just for clout. It doesn't have any actual meaning."

"I…I…you…you are mad! The leaderboard is of utmost importance, and your very existence, as an oppositionist, threatens the balance! I'll have your head, and the rest of your body, while I'm at it! I am the one who calls the shots, and the one who judges the dead!" Skelefuckton roars angrily and brings out his long, many-limbed Stand, Redbone. Sam tries to walk away, not seeing the Stand, but is stopped by Bony Express, who runs in front of him and kicks him towards Redbone. Redbone coils itself around Sam, and fuses all of his bones together, leaving a roughly cube-shaped mass of calcium. Skelefuckton picks up the cube and loads it into Convenient Catapult, before launching it into the sun.

"Wtf they killed Sam Overbone again…" Windmillard says, receiving a notification on his phone.

Yung Crackhead arrives in Costa Brava, and gets down on one knee as he begins to do a rap in honor of his fallen comrade, Beatsmith, moving the hearts of many in the vicinity. This rap mostly consists of movements and interpretive gestures, but anyone experienced in the ways of rap would understand how deep the meaning of it goes. SMAV sheds a single tear as he watches this, and he applauds Yung Crackhead's performance.

Meanwhile, within Kroger, M'lizza has awakened once more, and announces its presence with a loud squelchy hiss. Crime Lad looks over at M'lizza and snickers.

"Oooh, a big dirty snake, I'm so scared. Ooooooohhhh." Crime Lad says mockingly. M'lizza doesn't even dignify Crime Lad with a response, instead pulling out its gun and shooting him between the eyes. Crime Lad collapses to the ground, managing one last rude hand gesture as he falls down. M'lizza notices Ownerbone in the area, and squints, trying not to look directly at the skeleton and his many watermarks. M'lizza recognizes that Ownerbone is clearly the owner of many things, and deduces that with his death, those things would be up for grabs. With this in mind, M'lizza rushes down Ownerbone and begins breaking through his watermarks to get access to his main body. Ownerbone realizes he's under attack, and starts hurling whatever he can find at M'lizza, including many miscellaneous canned goods and an entire frozen turkey. M'lizza catches the turkey in its mouth and swallows it whole, before belching up corrosive, freezing, electrified gravy into Ownerbone's face. Ownerbone screams and clutches at his skull as parts of it shatter and dissolve away. Ownerbone falls apart into a mess of watermarks and bones, but the only one of his possessions that M'lizza is able to find on his person is his fax machine, which M'lizza decides is better than nothing. Just as M'lizza thinks it won't find anything else of value in Kroger, it hears a familiar whistling, and spots The God walking through the front doors, seemingly having forgotten a few items on his list. M'lizza runs over to The God and absorbs him whole, expecting to inherit his deity status. However, M'lizza is angered and upset when it realizes that The God was never actually a deity to begin with, and just had the first name The and the last name God. This does, however, result in M'lizza being legally considered a "God", which draws the attention of self-proclaimed godslayer AnaeroBIC. AnaeroBIC brings out the legendary Ballpoint as he runs into Kroger to attempt to slay the megahomunculus. M'lizza spots AnaeroBIC and immediately attempts to devour him, but before M'lizza can get very close, AnaeroBIC stabs Ballpoint into one of M'lizza's many eyes, a blow which is incredibly irritating but not very powerful.

"Do you know the secret to killing something you can barely comprehend?" AnaeroBIC asks.

"I can comprehend anything." M'lizza responds telepathically.

"I was asking for advice, but okay." AnaeroBIC is about to deliver another blow, but Wadley suddenly kicks him in the knees from behind and absorbs his power into his own.

"Edgy dialogue." Wadley says as he stands off with M'lizza. Wadley holds up a large rock he found outside, and uses Snowflakes Are Dancing to send it flying into the distance at high speed.

"Who are you to challenge me?" M'lizza demands.

"I could ask you the same question." Wadley responds. As M'lizza charges towards Wadley to attack, Wadley activates the second half of Snowflakes Are Dancing's ability, causing the rock he threw to come hurtling back at even higher speeds. Just as M'lizza is about to reach and absorb Wadley, the rock slams into it, crushing it against the ground and flattening it into a twitching mess. Figuring he's made his point clear, whatever that point may be, Wadley casually walks away from the area, and what's left of M'lizza retreats into an underground hidey-hole to regenerate and recover.

Word Woo tackles the masked comma thief to the ground as they try to tamper with the restaurant signs again, and rips his mask off, gasping at what he sees underneath. It's Tsukumojuku, the great prodigy detective notorious for loving word play and being a douchebag!

"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling cops!" Tsukumojuku shouts, shaking his fist in the air.

"That's it, buddy. You know what the punishment is for committing crimes like this, right? We're sending you to…" Word Woo begins.

"What? Prison? Ha! I'll just pay off the bail money." Tsukumojuku smirks.

"...Kindergarten."

"WHAT?! NOOO! I CAN'T TAKE BASIC ART FOR THE FIFTH TIME!" Tsukumojuku's eyes widen as a school bus pulls up next to him, and he gets yanked inside as it drives away.

"Teach him right, this time." Word Woo says, saluting the bus as it disappears into the distance.