Total Drama Island Reassigned: See You Laser

(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… The teams were put to the test after they had to keep their hands on their cabins for the longest time. Rodney tried an attempt at going out with Amy… and failed. Scott began to do his devious deeds by spreading lies to his teammates about Dawn as an attempt to get her booted. But in the end, it was Anne Maria who got the axe, thanks to her attraction to Mike's alter-ego Vito. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight! On Total! Drama! Island!

(Opening Credits)

(Fades into the campgrounds at night time with everyone asleep. Chris walks up holding a bullhorn)

Chris: (Through megaphone) WAKE UP CAMPERS! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE! (Cuts to inside the girl's side of the bass cabin with all the girls covering their ears) MEET ME AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT PRONTO!

Dakota: Seriously? But I need my beauty sleep!

Jo: (Runs out of the cabin) No slacking maggot!

(Dakota groans)

Sugar: Hold up, we need breakfast first!

Molly: It's 10:00 at night.

Sugar: Oh. Well then we need dinner!

Molly: We ate dinner already.

Sugar: Well I need food!

Ella: (Walks up to Ella) Would you care for a song while you're at it Sugar?

Sugar: (Angrily points to Ella) NO! NOW SHUT YOUR WORD HOLE!

(Confessional: Ella)

Ella: I do wish I could find what's stopping me and Sugar from becoming great friends.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to the campfire pit with all the campers sitting around the fire. Mike walks up to a sad looking Zoey)

Mike: Hey Zoey, can I sit with you?

Zoey: (Sadly) No…

Mike: Hey if this is about me kissing Anne Maria.

(Zoey scoffs and walks off. Mike sighs sadly)

(Confessional: Zoey)

Zoey: I really thought Mike was a nice guy. But either he's into me or Anne Maria. Pick a side, okay?

(Confessional: Mike)

Mike: Stupid multiple personality disorder! I knew they would mess things up with Zoey! I wish I could just get rid of them with a push of the button.

(Confessional Ends)

Dave: Um, you do realize that Anne Maria's not in the game anymore. So you don't have to worry about it.

Zoey: Yeah, but now I know Mike was never interested in me!

Dave: Hey you… wait a minute…

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: It just hit me! What if Sky is not interested in me? I must try extra hard to win her over!

(Confessional Ends)

(Sky walks up to Dave)

Dave: Hey Sky! I uh, saved a seat for you!

Sky: Oh, thanks! (Sits next to Dave. Cuts to Amy walking up to Sammy and shoves her out of her seat)

Amy: Move aside! You're in my seat!

(Rodney sits next to Amy and smiles at her who gives a weirded out look back at him. He then leans back but falls over on his back. Cuts to Dawn walking up to Scott and sits next to him)

Scott: What do YOU want, fairy princess?

Dawn: Oh nothing, teammate.

(Scott looks at her awkwardly)

(Confessional: Dawn)

Dawn: I have to keep a much closer eye on Scott now that he's on to me. I can't let him vote me off so I won't expose him for the traitor he is just yet.

(Confessional Ends)

(Chris walks up to the campers)

Chris: Good evening campers! Today's challenge is… (Sugar raises her hand) Sugar, it's 10:00 at night. There will be no breakfast. (Sugar growls)

Dakota: Anyways, what's the deal with you disturbing our beauty sleep?

Sammy: Yeah! I was dreaming that Amy was… (Amy glares at her sister) Winning the cheerleading competition and I was proud of her!

Amy: Very good Samey! Now if only you can be proud of me all the time. Which is something that you FAIL to do.

(Sammy sighs)

Chris: Anyways, today's challenge… is a game of laser tag!

Sam: Aw yeah, first person shooter!

(Confessional: Sam)

Sam: (Chuckles) I've played laser tag before. I'm pretty good at it. Though I've never won a game before, I'd say that I'm still good at it. Lots of practice from playing those virtual reality shooter games.

(Confessional Ends)

Dave: Did he just say lasers?

Chris: Relax Dave, they aren't lasers that will hurt you. But, they will get you out of the contest. Since we don't have the budget to have an ACTUAL laser tag arena, we're making this a night challenge!

Brick: Hold up, we're doing this challenge in the d-dark?

Zoey: Don't worry Brick, we'll be by your side at all times.

Brick: Thanks soldier.

Chris: The rules are simple. You must eliminate all the other players before sunrise.

Molly: That's not fair! We only have nine players while they have twelve!

Jo: Well maybe you should try to actually put in some EFFORT once in a while!

Zoey: I don't think that's how laser tag works. You have to score the most points and players don't get out.

Chris: Well in my version the players DO get out. And you are allowed to run, climb trees, and maybe even do physical contact. Alright, (Pulls out a clothes rack with twenty one laser tag vests on them. Twelve are green for the gophers and nine are red for the bass) everyone grab a vest, and put it on.

(Mike walks up and takes a vest from the rack and puts it on, then Zoey walks up, takes another vest from the rack and puts it on. Cameron then Cameron walks up, takes a vest from the rack but its weight causes him to fall down and groan)

(Confessional: Cameron)

Cameron: I've never wielded a weapon before. Not even a toy one before. This is expected from someone who spent all his life in a bubble. This will be a new experience for me!

(Confessional Ends)

(Ella walks up to Sugar wearing her laser tag vest while holding another vest in her hand)

Ella: Sugar, I've decided to get your vest for you!

Sugar: What?! I can get my own vest myself! People who don't do things themselves get less camera time!

(Grabs a vest from the rack and puts it on. Scott walks up to Ella and takes the vest from Ella's hand)

Scott: Thanks princess.

(Cuts to all the campers wearing their laser tag vests and holding their guns)

Chris: Alright campers, one more thing I forgot to mention. There is expected to be fog out tonight. So this will make hunting for other players more difficult.

Shawn: F-f-fog?! But fog is the place for the z-z-zombies to rise!

Jasmine: Don't worry Shawn, I'm sure it will be okay. (Whispers) Try to take out Amy for me.

Shawn: O-okay! Anything for you!

(Jasmine blushes. Amy glares at them)

Chris: Alright, you see the badges on the front and back of your vests? If they flash orange, then that means you've been shot and are out of the contest and must find your way back to camp. Since the Screaming Gophers won the last challenge, they get a three minute head start to go hide before the fog rolls in! And… go! (Blows air horn and the gophers run off)

Jo: (To the bass) While we wait these five minutes to do nothing, let's discuss our strategy.

Scott: Why should we listen to you, man-lady?

Jo: Because we're on a losing streak, Dirt boy!

Dawn: I'll be going with Scott.

Scott: Why…?

Dawn: Because, I wanna see you try your hardest out there!

Scott: Okay… (Scott growls to himself)

(Confessional: Scott)

Scott: Once the fog rolls in, I'll ditch her. Once she gets lost she'll for sure lose the challenge for us and then she's gone for good.

(Confessional Ends)

Jo: Alright, so here's the plan. Me, Dirt boy and Nature-freak will go left, Superstar, Zombie boy and Prompt Rocker will go right, and Gan-dull, Pageant-tubby and Snow White will go straight.

Sugar: I don't think so.

Jo: What?

Sugar: On one hand, I'll be happy to go with the wizard! On the other hand, I refuse to be grouped with Ella! She's sure to do no good around me!

Ella: Oh goodness Sugar, I would never-

Chris: Killer Bass, get ready to go hiding! Three… two… one… go! (Blows air horn)

Jo: No time to talk, let's go!

(The Killer Bass run off. Cuts to Mike and Zoey walking in the woods)

Mike: I swear! I don't know how I ended up kissing Anne Maria. Sometimes I get so deep into character that I don't know what I'm doing.

Zoey: So, you're like uh, a method actor?

Mike: Exactly! Look, Zoey, you're like, the most amazing girl I've ever met.

Zoey: The most amazing?

Mike: Yeah! And if you don't like my um, funny characters, then I'll totally retire them!

Zoey: I don't want you to give up acting but maybe just tone it down?

Mike: Consider it toned.

(Cameron walks up to them)

Cameron: Hey guys!

Zoey: Huh, oh! Hey Cameron!

Cameron: I think it would be a good idea if the three of us hunt for other players together?

Mike: That sounds like a good idea Cam! I think the Killer Bass are after now. We should start looking!

Zoey: I agree with Mike. Let's go!

(The three of them run off. Cuts to Shawn, Dakota and Molly walking in the woods. Shawn looks nervous)

Dakota: Uh, Shawn? Are you okay?

Shawn: When do you think the fog is gonna come in? I don't wanna get my brains eaten!

Dakota: Huh?

Molly: He's just skeptical about the "zombies". It's his usual thing.

Dakota: Oh. You still believe in that stuff?

Shawn: Yes! The zombies are after us man! Especially when it's foggy out!

(Dakota and Molly look at each other awkwardly)

(Confessional: Dakota)

Dakota: (Sighs) I kinda wish I was on Sam's team. He's actually kinda normal and is so dedicated to helping me. Unlike most of these weirdos on my team.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Jo, Scott and Dawn walking in the woods. Dawn is glaring at Scott. Just then, a butterfly flies towards Dawn)

Dawn: What's that little one? A great darkness is lurking? Oh dear! I think I know what it is!

(Suddenly, fog surrounds Jo, Scott and Dawn. Cuts to Shawn, Dakota and Molly with Shawn freaking out)

Shawn: (Screams) The zombies! They're here!

Molly: Can you pull yourself together already?

(Cuts to the loudspeaker)

Chris: (Through loudspeaker) You see that around you? That means the fog has arrived! The hunt for other players begins… now! (Blows air horn)

(Cuts back to Jo, Dawn and Scott)

Jo: Alright let's do this!

(Jo, Dawn and Scott run off. Scott trips on a rock)

Scott: Owwww! Stupid rock!

(Cuts to Sky looking for other players in the woods. Dave runs up to her)

Dave: Hey Sky! Wanna go hunt for other players together?

Sky: Shhhh! (Whispering) You might get us caught!

Dave: (Whispering) Oh, sorry!

Sky: (Whispering) Anyways, I think I'll go it alone. It's nothing personal, Dave. It's just easier to be silent when you're by yourself.

Dave: (Whispering) Are you saying you find talking to me just too tempting?

Sky: (Whispering) Heh. Um, if that's how you wanna interpret it, okay.

Dave: Going it alone might work sometimes, but I feel that-

(Mike, Zoey and Cameron walk up to them)

Zoey: Hey Sky, hey Dave! Wanna work together to find the bass members?

Dave: Sorry, Sky says she wants to go alone.

Zoey: Oh okay. Well, if that's okay with you I guess.

Sky: Anyways, (Walks off) I better start hunting now.

Dave: Sky! (Runs off following her) Wait for me!

(Mike, Zoey and Cameron look at each other awkwardly)

(Confessional: Dave)

Dave: I gotta find a way to make Sky go out with me! There must be some way!

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Amy walking in the forest. She then sees a silhouette walking towards her. She then runs towards the silhouette and points her gun at it. The silhouette is revealed to be Sammy)

Amy: Oh. It's just you.

(Rodney walks up next to them)

Rodney: Good evening Amy! And Samey. Wanna hunt for other players together?

Amy: Sorry, I'm going on my own and so is Samey. She can't be stuck with you because she'll slow you down.

Sammy: I can prove that I'm a team player! I'll show-

(Suddenly, rustling is heard from the bushes. Amy then smirks)

Amy: Go get em sis! (Shoves Sammy into the bushes. Leonard, Ella and Sugar were the ones hiding)

Sugar: (Shoots Sammy) Tag! You're it!

(Sammy's badge flashes orange. The score is now 11-9)

Ella: Good shot Sugar!

Sugar: Shut up Ella!

(The three of them run off. Amy and Rodney walk up to Sammy)

Amy: Nice going Samey! THIS is why you're not a team player!

Rodney: I agree with Amy! Why couldn't you shoot them?

Sammy: It's not my fault! She pushed me into them!

Amy: Well you should've shot them when you had the time!

Sammy: But I didn't have enough time to-

Amy: I don't wanna hear your excuses! Get your butt back to camp! Now!

(Sammy growls and storms off while Amy gives a mean smirk at her)

(Confessional: Sammy)

Sammy: I! CAN'T! STAND! HER!

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Sugar, Ella and Leonard walking in the woods)

Leonard: Magnificent laser spell you casted there Sugar!

Sugar: Why thank you wizard!

Ella: (Singing) Sugar took her out with a zap of her gun, and it must have been so much fun! (Normal voice) Actually, guns are no fun at all!

Sugar: YOU'RE NOT FUN EITHER!

(Sam pops up out of the bushes aiming his gun at them)

Sam: Ah-ha! (Shoots Leonard causing his badge to flash orange)

Leonard: FORCEFIEEEEELD!

Sam: Uh, dude. You already got shot.

Leonard: (Looks at his badge) Aw nuts.

(The score is now 11-8. Sugar and Ella run off)

Sam: Hey! (Chases after Sugar and Ella) Get back here!

(Cuts to Dave running in the woods)

Dave: Ugh! Stupid fog! I lost Sky now! Sky, where are you? Sky? SKYYYYYYYY!

Sky: (Walks up to Dave) Would you be quiet? You're gonna get us caught! (Jo pops up from behind the bushes and shoots both of them causing their badges to flash orange. The score is now 9-8) Kinda like that!

Jo: Yes! Nice try toothpick and mustard top, (Scott and Dawn pop up in front of the bushes) but it looks like WE'LL be taking victory tonight! (Jo runs off)

Scott: Next time, I wanna shoot em. (Runs off)

Dawn: I could assist you while doing it. (Follows from behind)

Dave: I'm sorry Sky! I didn't mean it! I just thought I lost you and-

Sky: Hey, I said I would go alone.

Dave: But I thought if we worked together then we could've taken them out easily. Again, I'm sorry.

Sky: (Sighs) I forgive you. Come on. Let's get back to camp.

(Both of them walk off)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: (Sighs) I probably shouldn't have gotten mad at Dave. I know he didn't mean it. I just wanna focus on the competition without any distractions.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Molly and Dakota walking in the woods. Dakota looks around)

Dakota: Uh, Molly? Have you seen Shawn?

Molly: No I haven't. He must have lost us when his mind was trailed off about the zombies.

Dakota: Well hopefully he finds us soon.

(Cuts to Shawn walking in the woods by himself nervously)

Shawn: You got this Shawn. There's NOTHING to be afraid of. (Looks in the distance and notices a silhouette running towards him and gasps. He then runs towards it) ZOMBIE! (He then shouts and shoots his gun at it. The camera then pans over revealing that the silhouette was Amy and her badge is flashing orange. The score is now 8-8)

Amy: (Growls) Nice going Zombie freak. You got me.

Shawn: (Gasps) YES! I got Amy! Jasmine will be proud of me!

(Amy then smirks to herself)

Amy: Oh I don't think Jasmine would be proud of you at all.

Shawn: W-what makes you say that?

Amy: You see, thanks to the fog, the zombies actually ARE here. And they've already gotten to Jasmine. (Shawn gasps) I tried to stop them, but they were too strong for me.

(Confessional: Shawn)

Shawn: NOOOO! JASMINE! I'm too late! This is all my fault! (Starts crying)

(Confessional Ends)

Amy: So, what are you going to do about it now?

(Shawn looks nervous for a few seconds while Amy smirks at him. Shawn then clenches his fists and raises his arms above his head and shouts)

Shawn: I'M COMING FOR YOU ZOMBIE! (Runs off while Amy gives an evil grin at him. She then walks off back to the camp grounds)

(Commercial Break)

(Fades into Brick nervously walking in the woods by himself)

Brick: Uh, hello? Anyone there? Come on Soldier! You've got this! You are bigger and better than the dark! (Suddenly, rustling is heard from the bushes Brick then gasps and aims his gun at it) Who's there? (The rustling continues for a few seconds and then Topher pops up causing Brick to shout in fear)

Topher: Woah, woah, woah! It's only me!

Brick: Topher?

Topher: Yep! The one and only!

Brick: You startled me, soldier!

Topher: Sorry, sorry. I was just looking for Chris. Gotta get some camera time to gain some appreciation!

Brick: Shouldn't we be hunting for other players?

Topher: You do that. I'll be hunting for Chris! (Runs off) See ya!

Brick: Wait! You must never leave a man behind! (Walks off shivering nervously) I'm bigger than the dark… I'm better than the dark…

(Cuts to Jo, Scott and Dawn walking in the woods. Dawn is talking to a bird that's on her hand)

Dawn: Why thank you little one. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Jo: Ugh! Will you shut up already and concentrate?!

(The bird chirps to Dawn)

Dawn: Oh don't worry about her. She's just like this because she felt unloved as a child.

(Jo's jaw drops)

Jo: H-how did you know that?

Dawn: It's right there in your aura. Between your competitive side and desire for beauty. You poor soul.

(Jo shivers)

(Confessional: Jo)

Jo: Okay, for the record, whatever Tree-hugger says is a complete lie! I don't give a damn about my looks. Got that?! (Flips her hair)

(Confessional Ends)

(Jo, Scott and Dawn continue walking until they see Topher running off)

Topher: Chris? Where are you?

Jo: After him!

(The three of them chase after Topher. Scott then smirks and causes Dawn to trip and fall on her face)

Dawn: SCOTT!

(Cuts back to Jo and Scott chasing Topher)

Jo: Get back here McLean Jr.!

(They run off screen. A thud sound is heard and the camera pans over to see Jo, Scott, Ella and Sugar on the ground groaning in pain)

Ella: Why hello there our brethren! Did you have any luck finding the other players?

Scott: Nope. Say, where did that wizard kid go?

Sugar: The gamer boy on the other team outsmarted him!

Jo: Of course he did.

Ella: What about you two? Where did Dawn go?

Jo: Huh?

(Jo and Scott look around)

Jo: Eh, guess she's A-wall now.

Scott: So, we've lost the weirdo.

Ella: Oh dear! I hope she's alright! Anyways, Would you guys like some help hunting for the others?

Jo: No thank you! (Her and Scott run off. Ella then looks at Sugar and smiles)

Ella: Well I guess it's good when I'm with you Sugar!

Sugar: Eat dirt missy!

(Confessional: Sugar)

Sugar: How long until she realizes that I despise her?! Never?! Hmph!

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Brick nervously walking in the woods)

Brick: I'm bigger than the dark… I'm better than the dark…

Voice: Hey Brick!

(Brick shouts and turns around to see Mike, Zoey and Cameron standing behind him and it was Mike who said it)

Brick: Oh, gopher company! Glad you found me. Topher left me behind which is something that one should never do

Zoey: Topher doesn't really do anything in these challenges.

Cameron: Would you like to hunt with other players with us?

Brick: Sure thing soldiers! Let's move out!

(The four of them run off. Cuts to Molly and Dakota walking in the woods)

Molly: Shawn? Where are you?

Dakota: Shawn! Welp, we've lost him. We should probably start looking for other players now.

Molly: Good call. I'm sure he'll be fine on his own.

(Topher runs past them)

Topher: Chris? Where are you? (Molly and Dakota smirk at each other and both shoot Topher causing his badge to flash orange. The score is now is now 7-8)

Topher: Argh, you got me. No matter. (Walks off) I get to see Chris now at least.

(Molly and Dakota look at each other awkwardly)

(Confessional: Molly)

Molly: I don't get what's up with that guy. Why does he love Chris so much?

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to Dawn walking in the woods. Her bunny hops onto her shoulder and whispers something to her)

Dawn: What's that? There's someone nearby? Oh dear! (She aims her gun around to look for other players. Just then, Mike, Zoey, Cameron and Brick pop up from behind the bushes)

Mike: Surprise!

(All four of them shoot at Dawn but she dodges their lasers quickly)

Zoey: Mike? How will we be able to get her?

Cameron: (Thinks) What we need is an olympian!

(Mike gasps and turns into Svetlana)

Svetlana: It's time for Svetlana to perform gymnastics! (She performs a summer salt and lands into the tree. She then aims her gun at Dawn and shoots her causing her badge to flash orange. The score is now 7-7)

Dawn: Oh dear. I've gotten out! (Walks off)

Zoey: Mike, that was amazing!

Jo: A-ha! (Her and Scott pop up from out of the bushes and aim their guns and Zoey, Cameron and Brick. They shoot all three of them causing their badges to flash orange. The score is now 4-7)

Brick: Mission failed! We'll get 'em next time!

Jo: Take that Soggy McGee!

Scott: Yeah! (To himself) Stupid gun! That shot should've been WAY off!

Svetlana: (Still in the Tree) Make way for Svetlana! (She leaps off of the tree and shoots Jo and Scott causing their badges to flash orange. The score is now 4-5)

Jo: Argh! Dammit! (She walks off while Scott snickers)

Brick: Nice work soldier!

(Svetlana gasps and turns back into Mike)

Mike: Uh, yeah! You three head back to camp. I'll keep looking for other players.

Brick: But you must never leave a man behind!

Mike: Uh, head back to camp soldiers! That's an order!

Brick: Sir, yes sir!

(Zoey, Cameron and Brick run back to camp)

Mike: Alright, you've got this Mike. (He walks off to find more players. Cuts to Sugar and Ella walking in the woods)

Ella: Are you sure you don't wanna hear a song?

Sugar: No! I don't wanna hear another word from you missy!

(Rodney is seen walking in the woods. He then sees Sugar and Ella in the distance. He then smirks and runs towards them)

Rodney: Gotcha!

(He shoots both of them causing their badges to flash orange. The score is now 4-3)

Sugar: Aw muffin tops!

(Sugar and Ella walk back to camp)

Ella: I'm sure a song will cheer you up?

Sugar: NO!

Rodney: Amy will be proud of me. (Just then, Rodney's badge flashes orange and the score is now 3-3) Huh? What happened?

(Cuts to Dakota and Molly high-fiving each other. Cuts back to Shawn nervously walking in the woods he then sees a silhouette in the distance and hears Jasmine's voice)

Jasmine: Shawn! Is that you? Did you get Amy yet?

(Shawn Gasps)

(Confessional: Shawn)

Shawn: Jasmine's a zombie. I should've helped her. I messed up! But I can't change that now. And, (Sniffles) I know what I have to do.

(Confessional: Jasmine)

Jasmine: Even if Shawn gets eliminated, I will still be winning for my team.

(Confessional Ends)

(Shawn then raises his gun above his head and runs towards Jasmine while shouting)

Jasmine: Uh, Shawn? Are you okay?

Shawn: ZOMBIEEEEEEEE!

Jasmine: Wait, wha-

(Suddenly, Shawn hits Jasmine in the face with his gun causing her to fall to the ground and shout in pain. Shawn then shoots Jasmine causing her badge to flash orange and the score is now 2-3)

Jasmine: Ah! What's wrong with you?!

Shawn: Um, she's not a zombie.

(Confessional: Shawn)

Shawn: (Sheepishly) I think I just made a big mistake.

(Confessional: Jasmine)

Jasmine: (Angrily) I think I just made a big mistake!

(Confessional Ends)

(Suddenly, Shawn's badge flashes orange and the score is now 2-2)

Shawn: Huh?

Mike: Ha, ha! Sorry, couldn't resist taking a shot.

Shawn: (Sighs) I should probably go back to camp. (Walks off)

Jasmine: Yeah, you better run mate!

Mike: (Walks up to Jasmine and helps her up off of the ground) Jasmine? What happened to you?

Jasmine: Shawn suddenly attacked me and I have no idea why! That little traitor!

Mike: Woah, woah, woah. Calm down. I'm sure that- (Suddenly Mike's badge flashes orange and the score is now 1-2) Ah! Hey!

Molly: Yes!

(Mike gasps and turns into Chester)

Chester: Such disrespect to elders missy! I ought to give you a good ol whoopin!

Chris: (Through Loudspeaker) Attention everyone! There is only one gopher left and it's about to be sunrise! One more point and the bass win!

(Chester gasps and turns back into Mike)

Mike: Come on, we better get back to camp.

(Mike and Jasmine walk back to camp)

Jasmine: When I get my hands on Shawn, he's going to get it!

Dakota: So I guess there's only one player left. I wonder who it could be.

Molly: Well who haven't we seen so far during this game?

Dakota: Hmmm. (Gasps) Sam!

(Confessional: Dakota)

Dakota: I can't take out Sam. I just can't! He's so dedicated to me. I just can't do it!

(Confessional Ends)

Molly: Come on, let's go!

(The two of them run off. Cuts to Sam walking in the forest)

Sam: You've got this Samuel son. You just gotta take out two more players and then you win. Won must not play the game, one lets the game… play him! (Suddenly rustling is heard from the bushes) Who's there?

Molly: We've got this.

Dakota: I don't know if I can do this.

Molly: What do you mean you can't do this? We need this point for the win! (Sam walks up to the bushes and sees Molly and Dakota arguing) Just shoot him already!

(They both notice Sam. Sam then smirks at them)

Dakota: Oh. Hey Sam!

(Sam shoots Molly and her badge flashes orange. The score is now 1-1)

Molly: Ugh! (She storms off back to the camp)

Sam: Uh, Dakota. Hey.

Dakota: Hey Sam…

Sam: Well, this is awkward…

Dakota: Yeah. It kinda is…

Chris: (Through Loudspeaker) Come on, someone shoot each other already!

(Sam and Dakota nervously aim their guns at each other for a few seconds. They both sigh and drop their guns)

Sam: I can't do it.

Dakota: Me neither. You're just so dedicated to me.

Sam: Yeah…

Chris: (Through Loudspeaker) This just in! Sunrise is in ten seconds!

Sam: Oh uh… (Sam shoots Dakota and her badge flashes orange. The score is now 1-0)

Dakota: Hey!

Sam: I'M SORRY DAKOTA! I KNOW THAT YOU HATE ME NOW! (Starts crying)

Dakota: (Sighs) You did good Sam. I'm not mad at you.

Sam: Really?

Dakota: Yeah.

(Cuts back to the campfire with Sam and Dakota entering)

Sam/Dakota: We're back!

Chris: Alright, and that's that. And the winners are… The Screaming Gophers! Again…

(The gophers all cheer while the bass all look sad, but Jo is once again angry)

Jo: Seriously?! Four times in a row?! What is wrong with you people?! I swear, I'm on a team of losers!

Dakota: Hey, take it easy!

(Scott smirks to himself)

Chris: Killer Bass, I'll see your butts at the bonfire tonight. Be prepared to vote someone out.

(Cuts to Shawn running up to Jasmine by the campground)

Shawn: Jasmine, I am so… I thought you were… you know…

(Jasmine angrily grabs Shawn by his shirt)

Jasmine: You know what?

Shawn: I'm a jerk?

Jasmine: Yes! And I should never have trusted you in the first place! Our alliance with Samey is over now! And now, I hope you're the one going home tonight!

(She then tosses Shawn on the ground and angrily storms off. The camera pans over to Amy evilly grinning at her accomplishment)

(Confessional: Shawn)

Shawn: This sounds crazy, but maybe there's more to life than preparing for the undead to take over. Maybe I should start thinking more with my heart.

(Confessional: Jasmine)

Jasmine: How could I let my feelings for Shawn distract me? He's obviously not into me, so... it's time to get ruthless! No more thinking with my heart.

(Confessional: Amy)

Amy: Plan was simple. Break up Shawn and Jasmine and Samey's little alliance is no more. Now she's back to being my little slave.

(Confessional Ends)

(Sam sees what Jasmine said and sighs sadly)

(Confessional: Sam)

Sam: After what I heard what Jasmine said to Shawn, now I'm scared that Dakota's gonna get mad at me if she gets voted off. Hopefully that doesn't happen.

(Confessional Ends)

(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony. The bass are all sitting around the fire. Chris is holding a platter with 8 marshmallows on it)

Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decisions. There are only eight marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come pick up a marshmallow. (Sam sneaks behind a rock near the bonfire ceremony) The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, you are out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to… Molly. (Molly walks up and claims her marshmallow) Ella. (Ella walks up and claims her marshmallow) Dawn. (Dawn walks up and claims her marshmallow) Sugar. (Sugar walks up to Chris, claims her marshmallow and plops it in her mouth) Shawn. (Shawn sighs in relief and walks up and claims his marshmallow) Jo. (Jo walks up and claims her marshmallow) Scott. (Scott walks up and claims his marshmallow) Dakota, Leonard. This is the final Marshmallow of the evening. Dakota, you let your feelings for Sam get to you, and cost your team the win. Leonard, you think you're a wizard, and were the first member of your team to get out.

Leonard: (Sadly) Alla forgeticus…

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Leonard: Oh, marvelous!

Dakota: No! This has to be a mistake! I didn't get my spin-off series yet! (Runs off) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Sam sighs sadly)

(Confessional: Sam)

Sam: Man, I can't believe Dakota's gone. And it's all my fault too! I'm sure she's gonna be mad at me.

(Confessional Ends)

(Dakota approaches the Boat of Losers. Sam runs up to her)

Sam: Dakota, wait! (Sighs) I know you're mad at me for getting you kicked off but… (Sighs) You know what, just tell me how much you're mad at me.

Dakota: I'm not mad at you.

Sam: Really?

Dakota: I kinda wish we were on the same team though. Then we would've had more time to interact. I'm gonna miss you. (Hands him a piece of paper) Here, call me okay. Goodbye!

(Boards the boat of losers and it drives off)

Sam: Yes! I managed to win the girl of my dreams.

Jo: Hey gopher! This is a bass ceremony so get out of here!

(Sam walks off. Cuts to the girl's side of the gophers cabin. Zoey notices that Jasmine is upset)

Zoey: Jasmine? What's wrong?

Jasmine: Well, I just found out that Shawn isn't a perfect person and he never liked me.

Amy: Ha! See? Told you that he was an evil doer! Just like the rest of those fishies!

Jasmine: Oh shush it Amy!

Sammy: So Jasmine, what does this mean for our alliance?

Jasmine: Our alliance is done. Without that traitor Shawn helping his team to win then there's no way we'll be able to take out Amy. And there's no way we're gonna be throwing challenges because that'll just put both of us at risk. Sorry Samey.

Sammy: (Sighs) I understand.

Amy: Ha! I'm unstoppable now Samey! What do you have to say to that!

(Sammy and Jasmine bean Amy with their pillows)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yep! Another new episode is out! And it's probably one of the most creative things I've done in this fic so far. Also, that's the end of Sam and Dakota's arc. And I also fixed the whole arc of Jasmine getting mad at Shawn with Amy manipulating Shawn into hitting Jasmine instead of Jasmine getting mad at Shawn for just playing the game which was something that I REALLY didn't like in Pahkitew Island. Speaking of Pahkitew, THE NEW CAST FOR THE NEW SEASONS HAS BEEN REVEALED. I hope the new seasons don't interfere with the plans I have for the new seasons. As for the new contestants, they're not gonna show up in Reassigned until I get to Pahkitew Island. I'm getting off topic, the next episode will be Up The Creek, but there is one more new episode I have planned but it won't be here until after Who Can You Trust? So stay tuned for that.

If You would like to contribute to the Total Drama Reassigned Wiki, (Link in bio) I would appreciate it.

VOTES:

Votes for Dakota:

Ella, Leonard, Scott, Shawn, Sugar

Votes for Leonard:

Dakota, Jo, Molly

Votes for Scott:

Dawn

CURRENT STANDINGS:

28th. Max

27th. Staci

26th. Scarlett

25th. B

24th. Beardo

23rd. Lightning

22nd. Anne Maria

21st. Dakota

CURRENT TEAMS:

Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Sky, Topher, Zoey

Killer Bass: Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar