We are now entering the plane of the hypothetical, a place separate from existence, where things that may have once been go when they fail to come into being. Untouched by gods and mortals alike, anything that ends up here stays here indefinitely, eventually ceasing to exist entirely. A loud crunching and gulping sound can be heard, as a gluttonous being that would have been known as Mr. Lips gobbles up items out of a heap of meals that people decided that they didn't want to make. A skeleton named Calcium Chris walks by, and notices something in the heap, rushing over to grab it before Mr. Lips can eat it. Mr. Lips gives Chris a nasty look, and Chris speaks up quickly.
"Hold it, this isn't food! Look at this!" Chris shows Mr. Lips the item, revealing it to be a discarded box belonging to "Oscar Meyer", a company that never properly came into existence, but which still has some tethers to the real world due to a common misconception about an actual company that has a similar name. "Do you know what this means?!"
Mr. Lips narrows his eyes and frowns, continuing to glare at Chris.
"Don't give me that look! If we can gather more of these, we can bring them to the Oscar Meyer reactor core, and it should be enough to create an energy field that can get us into the real world!" Chris exclaims, frantically beginning to rummage through what's left of the heap. Mr. Lips watches in intrigue, the prospect of becoming real putting a hopeful glimmer into his hungry eyes. Chris manages to find a few more pieces of Oscar Meyer paraphernalia, and starts rushing towards the Oscar Meyer reactor core, a massive device embedded at the core of the plane of the hypothetical. Mr. Lips follows Chris, and a couple of other hypothetical beings take note and also start to tag along, including a furry creature named Dixie Dog, who was supposed to be the mascot of a band that never got off the ground. There's also Mighty Milo, the hypothetical fusion of Mighty Mylo and Bullyhunter42 that wasn't able to form due to how incompatible its two components were. As Chris arrives at the reactor core, he starts placing Oscar Meyer products around it. The machine starts giving off pulses, drawing the attention of more hypothetical beings to draw closer while Chris continues scrambling around and placing items. Suddenly, while Chris is placing down a frozen hot dog, there's a massive flash, and Chris looks around, finding his surroundings completely different. All the items he still had in his hands are gone, and he's standing in Costa Brava's boneyard, watching as posters fly past in the wind. Chris drops to his knees, basking in the delights of reality, too awed to move.
"Oh? What's this, a bug I forgot to squash?" A piercing voice speaks, and Chris slowly turns around, staring up directly into the hateful eyes of Friezatron. Friezatron lets out a wicked cackle as he raises a foot to stomp Chris into bone dust, but just before Chris can be sent right back out of reality, Friezatron is knocked to the side, a cacophony of metallic clangs ringing out as he crashes to the ground and tumbles all the way into a building, causing it to collapse. Friezatron gets up, boiling fury in his eyes as he throws debris off of himself and looks around for his assailant. Standing across the boneyard from him is none other than Kakarot Prime, who smiles at Chris before looking back at Friezatron with fierce determination. Chris, not wanting to lose his chance to experience the real world, gets to his feet and starts running as fast as he can, not planning to stop until he's somewhere safe.
Over in Hefflica, a pounding can be heard from Grarg's abandoned home, as the door to the sub-basement is bashed repeatedly and violently. Finally, after three months of tireless slamming, Creighton the Alpha Cretin breaks through the door, crawling out into the street. Creighton pulls out a flip phone and begins babbling incomprehensible nonsense into it, before walking down the street with dreadful intentions.
Majorly Advanced Terrestrial Tetrapod, the evolved form of Slightly More Advanced Vertebrate, walks past a wrecked building in the outskirts of the best, and suddenly finds his attention transfixed by a dangling chandelier. Working electricity in this part of town is a rare sight, so MATT believes this to be a sign of inhabitation. MATT walks into the building, looking around. It seems to have once been a fancy playhouse or other kind of theater, based on the decorations and some tattered posters on the wall. MATT walks up a set of stairs towards the second floor, passing by an archway against the wall. Suddenly, a snapping sound can be heard, and MATT finds himself trapped in the protruding jaws of Granglefish, a massive anglerfish-like creature which had disguised itself as part of the wall. The chandelier turns out to be a lure, and the archway MATT had paid no mind is revealed to be the hungry maw of Granglefish.
"Hey, do you really want to eat something as disgusting as me?" MATT pleads, trying to reason with the creature using his evolved intelligence. Though he knows that Capital G will resurrect him, MATT is equally aware that the power of his Stand makes the process of death incredibly torturous, since he remains conscious of his dying pain throughout the entire respawning process. Unfortunately, Granglefish acts purely on hunting instinct, so MATT's bargaining efforts fall flat, and he is unable to escape the monster's grasp as it closes its jaws, slicing MATT in half. MATT's lower half disappears down Granglefish's throat, while the upper half tumbles down the stairs, going motionless at the bottom as Capital G's respawn timer appears, now being all the way up to five minutes. Granglefish returns to a dormant state, the chandelier going dim.
"Dang, that's pretty brutal." comments Danglog, who had been watching this unfold through a hole in the wall. Danglog starts walking back down the sidewalk, and trips on something, hitting his shin on a button. A robotic hum rings out, as Peaswy Special Edition powers on. Peaswy promptly grabs a piece of rebar and smacks Danglog with it, sending him flying an impressive distance.
"Whom is ready to get sluper slarmt?" Peaswy declares. The local coke dealer, Choka Cola, sneaks up behind Peaswy, intending to strangle him as punishment for scaring off a potential customer. Peaswy spins around, and Choka Cola pops a mento, causing his contents to bubble up and launch his bottle cap off. The cap lodges directly in Peaswy's disc slot, and Peaswy starts clawing at his buttons to try and eject the foreign object. Peaswy begins overheating, sizzling sounds becoming audible as Peaswy's body begins smoking and sparking. Peaswy manages to spit out the cap, but his systems are still overclocked, and are showing no signs of cooling off on their own. Peaswy swiftly jams his rebar into Choka Cola, splitting open Choka Cola's delicate bottle body. Peaswy desperately splashes himself with the cola, hoping to cool himself off, but the cola is too warm to do the trick. Peaswy panics and looks for a body of water, spotting one in the distance on the other side of the nearby lake. Peaswy starts to run away, but the upper half of Choka Cola grips his ankle, trying to hold him back. Peaswy impales Choka Cola with his rebar, pinning him against the ground while Peaswy runs away. Peaswy dives into the lake and swims across as fast as he can. After reaching the other side, Peaswy rushes to the edge of the pond he saw, and starts guzzling down the nasty stagnant water to use as emergency coolant. This seems to do the trick, and his core cools down to a more manageable temperature.