"Why would you even order these?" Kagome asked from across the store, grimacing at the putrid shade of the item in her hand. "Last time I checked, no one asked for a green dildo."

"No one specifies colour, mate," Sesshoumaru said, eyes gleaming. "It is the functions that are the most important."

She raised an eyebrow at him, pulling another out of the box in front of her. "What does this one do, fly?"

"That would not be conducive to someone seeking pleasure."

"Not to anyone without their own youki cloud anyway," she said with a wink, enjoying the slight tensing of his muscles as the memory of them using said cloud ran through his mind. They were supposed to be checking inventory, but she couldn't stop the tendrils of reiki from creeping up his back.

"Mate," he said in warning, knuckles turning white as he gripped his pen.

"I'm not distracting you, am I?" She pulled the rest of the new dildos out of the box, setting them on the shelf as another tendril slid between his legs. "Because I wouldn't want to do that." His youki responded in kind, teasing the underside of her breasts before she was yanked back against his chest.

"This is why I do not ask for your help," he growled, fangs dragging as he kissed the back of her neck. "It gives you too many ideas."

"I don't know what you mean," she said innocently, turning the dildo over in her hands. "It's not like I want you to try this out on me or anything."

"You are fooling no one, Kagome." He plucked the toy from her, his other hand already delving under her shirt. "Next time, just ask."

She laid her hand over his, encouraging him to move higher as she arched against him. "Where would the fun be in that?"