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MGSG Three: Electric Boogaloo!

"Why is Time Bitch in charge, anyway?" Panty asked, her and Stocking having been sent there AGAIN by Garterbelt.

"Because she's old as dirt," Tomoyo calmly noted as she reviewed some stalker photos of Sakura on her phone.

"What?" Panty blinked.

"She's been around since the fall of the Moon Kingdom," Tomoyo added casually, "basically she pre-dates Christ."

"FUCK," Panty blinked.

"I don't think she did him, but you could ask..." Stocking teased.

Before anyone else could comment, Pluto opened the door and strode back in. "What?" Pluto asked as everyone looked at her, Sailors Uranus and Neptune walking in beside her.

"Nothing!" the girls chorused as everyone sat.

"I still don't understand what I'm DOING here," Tanya Von Degurechaff complained, the blond pre-teen sitting with a cup of tea.

"Well, we do use magic and are girls. Well, Women, but...," Viktoriya Serebryakov offered, sitting beside her commander. She was unaware of the flatter young women giving her envious looks over her bust. Tanya WAS noticing and was glaring at anyone she saw ogling her subordinate.

"Dimensional rift caused by a magical explosion," Pluto noted academically, "it happens more often than you'd expect."

"Ah," Tanya mused.

Pluto didn't add that they'd found Tanya collapsed over Viktoriya, having exhausted her magic saving the other woman. Interesting...

"So.. how do we get HOME?" Viktoria had to ask.

"Well, I'm going to attempt to contact the Sailor Pluto of your universe," Pluto noted, "If that doesn't work, we can attempt to replicate the rift."

"Ah," Tanya mused.

"But we're not trying any of that until you've had some time to recover," Pluto added.

Tanya scowled, but really couldn't argue that.

"So did they stop that letcher, Kuro?" Sailor Uranus asked curiously. Not that she objected to kissing women, but she got permission first.

"Apparently they connected her to Illya, magically," Pluto explained, "she can't allow Illya to be hurt or she'll be injured, so Kuro is helping them."

"Clever," Sailor Neptune agreed, sitting beside her wife.

Sakura returned from the bathroom, looking sheepish. "Sorry," she apologized as she sat down by Tomoyo.

Panty looked curiously at Sakura, "So those cards of yours went on the fritz AGAIN?"

Sakura flushed.

"They are NOT," Tomoyo jumped in.

"They went clear and I have to capture them," Sakura explained with a sigh, "again."

"Didn't that happen after you first captured them?" Stocking remembered.

"Yes, I had to convert them from Clow Cards to Sakura Cards," Sakura admitted sheepishly.

"Do you need any assistance?" Pluto asked, frowning slightly. She didn't like seeing the Angels teasing the younger woman.

"No, no it's fine," Sakura quickly shook her head, "I have to track them down myself, or I won't be able to use them."

"Huh. Fair," Uranus noted.

Neptune added, "I understand there are monsters and such that crop up in your card capturing, so if you need help let us know."

Sakura blushed under the older woman's gaze, "I will, thank you."

Tomoyo, on the other hand, was scowling at the older Magical Girls.

"There was something I meant to ask," Pluto addressed Panty and Stocking, "I thought Stocking had gone evil or something?"

"Ah," Stocking nodded, "well, I did, but then they never continued our series. So after awhile we all just settled back into our earlier roles."

"I'm STILL pissed you cut me into little pieces, bitch," Panty added.

"I had no choice! It was in the script," Stocking protested.

Pluto decided that breaking the 4th wall any more was a bad idea, so dropped it...

A brisk knock on the door and then a woman stuck her head in. "Is this the Crossdressing meeting?" she asked curiously.

"That's booked in half a hour," Pluto noted.

"Ah. There's also some girls out here in the hall..."

"Wait! Don't push!" a girl yelped, then the group of ladies ended up in the room.

"We are Magical Girls Tres Magica!" the first three declared.

"And I'm their villain," the fourth sighed. She was clearly 'evil' looking with devil horns, black wings and a slightly lewd open top with black 'stars' on her breasts. "I'm Magia Baiser," she bowed to then respectfully.

"Do we ALLOW villains?" Uranus had to ask.

"Well, Panty and Stocking are here," Neptune teased.

"Hey!" both girls yelped.

"We have a ... complicated problem we hope you can help us with," Magia Azul added, the dignified young woman looking embarassed.

"Oh?" Pluto had to ask.

Azul squirmed, looking uncomfortable.

"Azul has become sexually submissive to Magia Baiser," Magia Sulfur noted blandly, the shorter girl's curly hair bouncing.

"Don't put it like that!" Azul yelped.

"What." Pluto blinked.

Magia Baiser looked very sheepish. "When I use my lash to create minions to fight the Magical Girls, they all end up... well, S&M and Bondage related. I can't seem to help it," she explained.

"Why don't WE get villains like that?" Panty demanded.

"What." Magia Baiser blinked.

"HUSH, Panty," Pluto groaned.

Magia Magenta, the leader of the team, sighed as she explained, "It's really messing with Azul's ability to fight evil."

"Must make fighting funner," Stocking observed.

"Don't you dare come near my Sakura," Tomoyo added darkly.

"Tomoyo," Sakura blushed.

Everyone just ignored that.

"Set up safewords and do 'play' on your own time before or after your fights," Neptune calmly suggested as she drank her tea.

There was a beat of silence as everyone digested that.

"You two...?" Panty started.

"None of your business," Uranus answered briskly.

Baiser and Azul were exchanging thoughtful looks. "I hadn't really considered that," Azul admitted.

The perky Magia Magenta sighed, "That doesn't really solve the Sleeping with the Enemy problem, though."

"There there," Sakura patted her on the arm.

To be continued...?

Notes: I had someone ask (Hi, Doom!) 'Why is Pluto in charge?' so I thought I'd answer it. She MAY even be older than Panty and Stocking, if you assume that the Angels & Demons only came into existence when the Bible did.

YES, I like doing random Saga of Tanya the Evil crossovers. And yes I ship her and Visha...

Sakura is discussing the 'Clear Card' arc in the manga and anime. Just thought I should try to address it. I write Tomoyo as mildly posessive, but not as yandere as some authors do.

Unless there's a huge twist, we will likely never get a second season to Panty and Stocking and Garterbelt. So basically I'm acknowledging the whole 'non-ending' but otherwise just ignoring it.

Magical Girls Tres Magica are from the manga Looking Up To Magical Girls. You can read it off Dynasty Scans site, just google it.