Magical Girl Support Group

Chapter Six

"Wait... you KILL magical girls for a living?" Sailor Pluto blinked.

Menou looked sheepish, the light pinkish haired priestess quickly explaining to them, "It's kind of necessary."

Akari, her busty black haired girlfriend, explained, "On her world, isekai kids powers ALWAYS go badly out of control, causing havoc."

"By havoc you mean...?" Pluto asked.

"They functionally wiped out a previous civilization," Menou sighed. "Nearly totally. We're still rebuilding," she added.

"Okay, that makes SOME sense," Panty admitted.

"You've been squirrelly all night. What's going on?" the goddess Belldandy asked. She and her sister, Urd, were visiting Pluto...

Stocking noted, "We just got a little surprise, is all. After nearly twelve years our anime is actually continuing."

"Seriously?" Jinny Hex, cowgirl superheroine and kind-of magical girl asked them.

"I know!" Panty shrugged. "Crazy."

"Are they carrying on the story, or rebooting?" Lady Bird, Jinny's lover, asked.

"Dunno yet," Stocking admitted. "We've only filmed a preview clip so far."

"Speaking personally, reboots REALLY suck," Jinny noted. She added, "Here's hoping it's just a continuation."

"Could we stop breaking the fourth wall, please?" Pluto sighed.

"Yeah, yeah, we KNOW Time Bitch," Panty sighed.

Urd snickered, the sexy half goddess, half demon sitting nearby. "I like you," she told Panty cheerfully.

Stocking, interestingly, did NOT like that at all.

"I'm sorry we're late!" they heard as three teen girls in school uniforms with armor bits burst through the door.

"Hikari, Umi, Fuu," Pluto nodded to them.

Hikari was the one who had spoken, a cute if short redhead. Umi was taller, an 'upper class' looking girl with long blue hair. Finally Fuu had more average brown hair, with large round glasses.

"Yo, Magic Knights," Urd waved.

"I'm SO TIRED," Umi groaned as they took seats. "I keep thinking we'll get to retire, then CLAMP makes us cameo in other series."

"Sakura will be kicking herself for missing you," Belldandy noted.

"We'll probably be guest starting in Card Captor Sakura soon, too," Fuu said.

"At least the cameos keep us busy," Hikari offered brightly.

Both other girls groaned.

Pluto stood up, "Okay, I think we have enough people for a meeting. Newcomers, please introduce yourselves."

The very pretty blonde stood up, "My name is Toriko Nishina, I'm an explorer in other universes who received a magic hand." She held up one hand, revealing that it was semi-transparent.

The brown haired girl with her rose, "Sorawo Kamikoshi, ditto, I have a magic eye." She removed one contact lens, revealing a startling blue eye, while the other was brown.

"Okay, are you even Magical Girls?" Panty had to ask..

"We're actually here hoping for your help," Sorawo admitted. "Our changes weren't exactly voluntary," she said.

"Oooh," Fuu winced.

Pluto also felt sympathetic to her as she said, "I know a woman who has healing abilities, I'll ask her to see you..."

"Thank you very much," Toriko beamed.

Menou got up as she explained, "My name is Menou, I'm a pure and powerful Priestess."

"And executioner," Stocking muttered.

Menou ignored that, "I'm still not sure how we ended up in that odd bar."

"I'm Akari! I can control time, somewhat," the pretty black haired girl explained.

Pluto frowned at THAT.

"I have an issue I'd like to ask about," Menou sort of looked sideways at Akari as she said, "maybe later though."

Jinny Hex stood up, still dressed in her cowboy hat, jeans and flannel shit. "Ah'm Jinny Hex, adventurer," she said, "nice to meet you."

"And I know she looks like a lesbian wet dream, but she's MINE," Lady Bird took her arm.

Urd smirked, "She IS cute. You two do threesomes?"

Lady Bird just glared at her.

"I and Belldandy, this is Urd, we are Goddesses," Belldandy said sweetly, dressed in flowing robes. "We're actually here on a quest for heroes."

"Huh?" several woman blinked.

"Due to various rules with our pantheons, we can no longer just go out and grab people," Belldandy sighed.

"Yup," Urd agreed. "Anyone interested? The pay's good, and all the nookie you want."

"URD," Belldandy scolded.

Panty snickered, as several other women looked amused.

"Hello everyone," Hikari waved as she, Hikari and Fuu introduced themselves.

"All right," Pluto continued briskly, "any new issues we need to be aware of?"

"We're seeing a general weakening in barriers between universes," Umi noted, the blue haired woman adding, "there's more random characters falling between universes."

"Like us?" Toriko asked curiously.

"Possibly!" Umi agreed.

Sailor Pluto hid a wince. She suspected it was more fallout from the alternate Sailor Venus swiping a Time Key and rampaging across the multiverse. *

"It's also happening here," Jinny Hex added, "monsters are showing up in our universe, from other universes."

"We had to kill a critter in Metropolis," Lady Bird added.

"You can advise your US colleagues to reach out to Japan's Magical Girls for assistance, too," Pluto told them.

"Just a heads up, but the weird Ghost-monsters we fight have started to pop up more," Stocking told the group.

"Really?" Pluto blinked.

"Probably our fault, with the new anime and all," Panty added. "Unless you have Holy based powers..."

"Or devil based," Stocking noted.

"Yeah. Either," Panty nodded, "unless you have them, you won't be able to hurt the ghosts. Call us instead."

Pluto made a note to ask Sailor Mars to try exorcising one. Still...

"Akari, could you get me some tea?" Menou asked her.

"Okay, be right back," Akari bounced up.

QUICKLY Menou addressed the group while she was gone, "I'm... kind of falling for Akari, but she's also my target. I shouldn't, and worse this could turn the priesthood against me."

"Tough situation," Hikari admitted.

"Bang her ANYWAY," Panty said.

"SHUT UP PANTY," everyone chorused.

"Speaking purely hypothetically," Fuu said as Akari returned, "look into trying to find a way to remove or seal their powers. That would work, right?"

"Possibly," Menou agreed.

"Here you go, Menou," Akari smiled sweetly.

"Thanks," Menou smiled shyly.

"DAMN they are cute though," Hikari murmured.

"Yup," Umi agreed.

"Okay, anyone want to be heroes for us?" Urd asked impatiently. After a chorus of nos, she sighed.

"Nice to meet you," Belldandy smiled and both goddesses just vanished.

"Okay, THAT was cool," Junny noted admiringly.

"Okay, any other new business?" Pluto checked. After a moment she said, "Okay, whomever likes can join us at the bar..."

To be continued...

Note: This chapter kind of continues out of Chapter Four, as well as a recent Arisugawa's Locket chapter.

Shockingly, after twelve years Panty and Stocking is getting a continuation. Huh.

Belldandy and Urd are from Oh My Goddess.

Menou and Akari are from 'Executioner and Her Way of Life.'

Jinny Hex and Lady Bird are from Young Justice & the Jinny Hex special.

Hikaru Umi and Fuu are from Magic Knight Rayearth. One of the first Isekai anime, more or less.

Toriko Nishina and Sorawo Kamikoshi are from Otherside Picnic.

* Sailor Venus and the Quest for Power Ups, also by me.