he needed to know this seductive creature. but how would he introduce himself? Hfish/Stuart fic.

"She was was the one that cared about me. She me not to. They used me I should've listen to her."

"I speak for the curls, for the curls have no tongues, and I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs, why on earth would you cut off this man's crowning glory?" "Relax," intoned Mycroft. "I'll tell you the story."

Here's a hat. Here is John. Can he make Sherlock put it on? "Sherlock, will you wear this hat?" "I will not wear it, John, you prat."

Oneshot! Loki and Once-lor go on a trip to Canada! Super coot FIC about love and gets kind of sad :/ :((( BUT ITS ALL OKAY WILL ADD ON IF PEOPLE LEIK

Ted didn't feel like going outside today, but then changes his mind when he meets a cute girl...along with her dog.

Just when /vp/ couldn't get any more crazy... also Dr. Suess nonsense because why not.

The Element of Generosity, Rarity, is summoned to a world where her mission is to change the heart of The Onceler...but, will she succeed, or let his greed infect her own heart? COMPLETE

Why did I write this? Because i'm an evil sinner, that's why. What would happen if The Onceler came to Gravity Falls to sell his Thneeds? Contains smut. And a human!Bill Cipher. You have been warned.

The Onceler had been a mushishi for a few years now, but never had he encountered anything like this. A drabble which, surprisingly, is not crack. Not serious either for that matter.

Jack frost and the Greed-ler strike a deal, but Jack might be in for more than he bargained for. in a world of magic and curses it is up to Jack, the Onceler, and the Greadler to help a new friend, solve the great mystery, save the world, and try to sort out there feelings along the way. jackler, oncest, Onceler x Jack, Greedler x Jack, Greedler x Onceler

What if Ripley's ship did not crash on the Prison planet Fiorina "Fury" 361, but instead landed some where nicer? Find out what happens to Ripley and her new friends in What If?

A bedtime story in the style of Dr. Seuss based off of Mega Man 1, the NES game. It's fun, short, and a good read to children, fans of Dr. Seuss, or video games in general.

woa

in which the Onceler may or may not like robots

[For vinegardoppio @ tumblr] "kill la kill/lorax crossover where ragyou marries the onceler. everybody needs a thneed."

There is a story of a man who contributed to the destruction of individuality... a man who lives alone in Elsewhere, and has lived there for thousands of years. But is it really just a story... or is it true?

Our beanpole stumbles upon a white rabbit's house and gets into big trouble... and I MEAN BIG.

Jareth, The Goblin King decides to take Fiora as his new bride. The Once-ler has to rescue her from his lair with the help of the Lorax and other friends he meets. AU-Xover of 'Nature Girl'.

Sebastian is prostituted to the Once-ler by his master, Ciel Phantomhive... but when the Lorax finds out that his true love has been with a demonic prostitute, he casts a curse to make a baby. Yaoi, Once-ler/Sebastian, Lorax/Ciel, mpreg - don't like, don't read.

The young couple, one by one, each undergo a very blue (anything but ;)) treatment by a young secret chocolatieress.

The Onceler decides to take another visit to the kingdom of Arendelle. He meets a certain Dragon-riding Viking and sees his Queen again.

The Onceler has a secret. He thought nobody understood his pain, that nobody knows what it's like to live his life of secrets and sadness. Until he stops by a Queen's coronation. Oncie soon finds out that he has a lot in common with his new Queen.

When the beautiful Princess Rapunzel visits his factory, Once-ler realizes that the two of them have a lot in common. Well...almost.

Warden is heartbroken over his break-up with Oncie. Five months later he goes for a night out to forget about him, until he encounters a mysterious stranger. Beware of sex, drugs, cursing and violence.