"Eurgh." A young man with unkempt, short wavy black hair that falls over his gray eyes, wearing black ankle-length tailcoat, a high-necked waistcoat with gold accents, cinched black pants, brown-black winklepickers boots with taller heels and a pair of red gloves, on his face is a white, birdlike domino mask with black designs around the eyes reminiscent of full eyeliner and sharp lashes, groans with his eyes closed due to the adrenaline blocking out the pain that the injuries littered all around his body slowly lose its effect.

"We did it. We actually did it!" The young man hears his best friend excited voice from his left, "Take that you stupid god!"

"Uergh, finally its over… A hot bath sounds really nice…"

"Ah come on, Ann! We just defeated a god! Liven up a little!"

"Ryuu, calm yourself."

"Yeah what Yusuke said, you blockhead."

"Shut up you pipsqueak cat!"

The young man lets out a small smile as he hears his team bantering with each other, signifying that everything is over, though he feels like falling over at any moment now but he doesn't since he is the leader of the team.

He lets out a sigh, "…A vacation sounds nice," He mutters as he tries to straighten his back, though it only causes him to bend down even more violently.

He feels a hand at his back, "Joker?! Are you alright?"

Joker smiles, though it only comes out as a grimace, "I'll live. Just another day in the life of the phantom thieves, Queen."

Joker can just see her rolling her eyes even with his eyes closed, "Yeah yeah, whatever you say hotshot. Now don't move."

"Diarahan!"

He feels his injuries quickly mend and the pain slowly goes away. It doesn't take long before he opens his eyes and stops bending his body like an old man.

"Thanks, Queen."

"Anytime, Joker."

He tries to turn around but stops as he sees an envelope suddenly appear right under him. He raises an eyebrow before bending down and grabbing it.

"…You are invited to Super Smash Bros?" Joker quietly mutters as he reads the words on the envelope. He shrugs then tries to put it into his pocket to inspect it at a later time and safer location.

The moment the envelope touches his pants, a blinding light emits from it that blinds him and everybody else. He then feels a sucking force coming from his pants that slowly sucks him into itself.

"Where the heck did this light come from?!" He faintly hears Ryuu's voice before he gets completely sucked in.

The light dissipates and the rest of the phantom thieves slowly open their eyes, only to frantically look around as Joker is nowhere to be found. In his place, a seemingly innocent envelope lays there.

*XMNBV*

"Hey, hey~! Are you going to wake up anytime soon?"

Joker vaguely hears a voice, prompting him to slowly open his eyes, only to come face to face with a young woman with belly-long flowing platinum hair with a headband in the middle of her head, wearing silver armor with a blue coat and holding onto a gold katana.

He jumps to his feet (he quickly looks around to see that he is in a forest) and backs away from her, "Who are you?" He raises his hand to his mask while warily looking at her.

The woman blinks then tilts her head, "Corrin. Now who are you?"

"…Alright, you can call me Joker."

Corrin smiles then nods her head, "Well then, I welcome you to Smash Island."

*XMNBV*

A/N

Welp, got inspired to write a fic about Joker in Smash after seeing all of the fanart of him and the female cast in the infamous "Valentine Harem" lol. Now, as a brief introduction, I am a writer that focus on making Harem AU fics (like this one) about my fav character, pairing them up with my waifus. Started writing again back in Aug 2021 and I will write anything that I find interesting (readers can even ask me to write a fic for them but depending on interest, it might be a while for me to finish it). Also, I don't like making perfect sentences or anything like that (basically like an essay) so all of this writing is intentional except for grammar mistakes and go check out my other fics if you are curious on what my writing is about.