Hello everyone, as I said before.
Finally, a different timeline of Helluva Loud fanfic.
As you know, Rita became a vengeful crazy woman because Loona legally took away her possession of Lincoln and Luna.
Since then she caused the death of innocent people by running away to seek revenge. (Lincoln Silva Hound is as guilty of those deaths as she is, he should have tried to help her and perhaps things would not have become so drastic, maybe it was no one important, JUST THE WOMAN WHO GAVE HIM LIFE, he is not the good guy if he You think, he is a blasphemy to everything that the character of Lincoln is, Don't get me wrong, he is a good character, but he has a horrible and indecent writer as his creator)
In "Helluva Loud adventures" the Silva hounds kill Rita without mercy. (although Loona should have done it alone)
In "Rob meets Helluva Loud" it is Rob who kills Rita when he sees that she was a crazy woman who had no remedy and collects her soul in the jar she steals souls from her.
This comes more from "Rob meets Helluva Loud" than "Helluva Loud Luck"
Enjoy this, if some here HATE these Louds versions then maybe you'll like how they end up here in this timeline.
after all, time traveling are canon in the Loud house years ago. (Thanks Lisa , you are worse than Rick)
Based on Helluva Loud luck.
Helluva what if, if Rita wins
Royal Woods Michigan, 9:00 pm...
In an old Royal Woods Gasoline parking lot, sausages spinning, a freezer, an old song playing over speakers around the store.
We see a blonde woman reading a slightly wrinkled magazine.
Everything in the store looked precarious, there was no doubt that the owner was not looking for quality but for profit, a lot of profit, without putting down the magazine. The blonde girl with dark glasses, torn jeans and a short sleeveless shirt, white with red dots, looked at around surreptitiously.
The woman, with her orange iris eyes, slowly looks up at her prey, that middle-aged man looks at the woman disinterestedly from her counter.
-Hey, you've been standing there reading that for an hour, are you going to buy something or what?-
The blonde woman just closed her eyes and showed a charming smile.
-Oh excuse me sir, I was just looking at the content of this magazine, it seems to me…. Spectacular, I'm going to buy it-
-Haven't I seen you somewhere? You look familiar to me- Flip said, looking at her out of the corner of his eye.
The woman covered a tender laugh with her hand.
-hahaha, maybe you did-
-Ooh, now I know you, you look like the heroine girl who survived an assassination attempt hmmm...Marcy, right?-
"Martha, my name is Martha," said the smiling woman with a twitch in her eye.
-What are you doing in Royal Woods?-
"Just preparing the turkey here," she said, still smiling friendly.
-Turkey?- Flip said confused.
-I don't have a turkey, we won't have turkeys until Christmas…-
Flip stops when the blonde woman without changing her smiling expression, she had a shotgun pointed at her face.
-You will be the turkey, honey-
*BANG!*
With the brains of the now dead Royal Woods swindler scattered, Martha looked coldly and proudly at that corpse.
-Being the trickster in this boring town, I don't think anyone is going to miss you, your organs will be quite useful at dinner- said the woman named Martha, licking her lips and smiling evilly, she began to drag Flip's dead body towards the car. she.
Moments before…
When the Helluva timeline was not completely erased yet, we see a Rob impacting the wood alongside another creature, an infernal being that Hell had not seen in millennia, the ancient, white, voracious and enormous Hellhound.
Millennia ago, the interdimensional nomads attacked hell to plunder its resources. The wild Hellhounds, like good guard dogs, defended it and chased away the nomads who created their portals and went underground. To the surprise of everyone, it was already known that the Interdimensional travelers were not missing, just hidden from the entire multiverse, because first a female interdimensional being had appeared who wanted to bring chaos to the multiverse, then 400 years later another dimension traveler appears in the multiverse, whose non-visible energy of infinite human idiocy of humans gives him abilities, resistance and immortality.
The interdimensional traveler Rob, after a bloody battle against the hellhound, was weakened by so many blows, some caused by his carelessness.
"And all this chaos started because of a ridiculous squirrel suit?" he thought to himself.
Suddenly, a shadow loomed over the chaotic being, accompanied by a growl.
Lincoln Silva Hound transformed into a huge humanoid Hellhound was giving him a penetrating look, showing his fangs and his claws were becoming longer and sharper.
-GRRRRRRR…..Rooob….-
Rob, weak and injured, only laughed and watched with a mocking smile as he crawled around injured, despite the enormous disadvantage on him.
It was amusingly ironic to Rob, for four years he had murdered the treacherous Louds in other
dimensions in Lincoln's name for the same sin, bad luck.
And now an alternate Lincoln could end his life tonight.
- hahaha... *sore* I'm going to kill Rita for this- said the chaotic interdimensional boy to himself.
He would never have discovered that this dimension existed, if it were not for the fact that Evelynn was desperate, paranoid and completely terrified by her phobia of her former brother for hurting her, she felt what true pain was firsthand, and the Nightmares about her brother showing up in her cell and taking her to hell didn't help at all.
Rob thought that it would be entertaining to know this crossover dimension of two fictional series from his world of origin, while he decided to protect Evelynn, and to know more about this...curious variant of Lincoln, quite different from other variants of Lincoln that he has known.
Well, upon meeting him, as it could not be otherwise, they ended up fighting over a disagreement. Of course, Rob, being in the manipulable dimension, had more advantage over the Hellhound boy.
Everything was at peace from that point on but Lincoln Silva Hound ended up ruining everything by hurting Lana, blinded by his stupid anger, and then Rob ended up ruining it worse when he decided to bring Rita into this matter, he was unaware that Rita was corrupted by hatred and madness, so much so that she tricked Rob into believing that she had changed, she with a necklace, deceives him and uses him as her puppet.
Which caused Rob to belatedly realize Rita's true nature, all to perform the ritual of time.
When Evelynn was the first captured, Rita tortured Evelynn for considering her the initial culprit of the whole bad luck incident, Rob couldn't do anything to defend her, the interdimensional boy hated himself for allowing this to happen to Evelynn.
He was her friend, he promised to protect her from her, she was her friend, and now he had failed with that promise.
*Evelynn's screams when being tortured by Rita*
-Not…. nooo mom! Please! It hurts me! stop please no mom! nooooooo, aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
*Rita's furious scream*
-Shut up b*tch!-
Rob clenched his fists and closed his eyes tightly and decided to walk away from that shed, he couldn't take it anymore, those screams will haunt him in his memories.
Chandler Mccann just smiled evilly, enjoying those screams from Lincoln's former sports sister.
Returning to the present, both vengeful beings were in a bloody battle, Rob did his best to stand up and face Lincoln Silva Hound, that stupid collar limited him too much.
-Mother f*ck, I almost forgot how much it hurt to be human- Rob said.
Neither of them knew it, but Rita was thinking about what to do when time went back to the night before Evelynn's baseball game, and suddenly the blue energy was starting to flicker, drawing Rita's attention, drawing Harry's attention. who were there, chained, the former Loud sisters, Lynnard, Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, Blitz, Loona and Luna.
-W-What the hell is that!? What does that thing do!? - Blitz asked.
Lucy looked worried as did Moxxie and Millie.
-Oh no...- Loona said, starting to worry.
-No!-
-Yes!- Rita said smiling, and raising the time sickle upward, ready to use it.
-Goodbye to this damn present at once!-
-Nooooooo! – Loona and Luna screamed just like Blitz, The Imps and the Loud sisters did.
No one knew it, but Leni Magne Morningstar ran towards Rita to stop her, surprising Harold and Howard.
The sickle of time hit the blue energy and it spread, creating a large wave of blue energy that shone throughout the place, drawing everyone's attention, the police, Mayor Davis, Clyde Davis, Officer Schoffner, the Princess of Hell. and the sinners of Hazbin Hotel along with the Goetias, outside the abandoned factory waiting for the shield to break, but that never happened.
Everything was shaking, like a sudden earthquake, Vaggie was touching Charlie's shoulder.
-Charlie? What is happening? - Vagatha asked.
-It's too late...- was all the princess of hell could say.
Like a great tsunami, the blue energy began to spread at full speed, destroying the energy shield, drawing the attention of Rob and Lincoln Silva the hound who was about to give it the last blow with his claws.
-Grrr?-
-Oh sh...- was all Rob said before being attacked by the blue energy along with the Hellhound.
They were both flying and spinning uncontrollably towards nowhere directly.
-IT'S TOO LATE, NO! ALL OF THIS WAS FOR NOTHING, FOR NOTHING! I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN! -Rob shouted as he floated and spun without control and without gravity.
-NOT WITH THAT PSYCHOPATH!-
The blue light turned white, blinding everyone and making it impossible to see anything, like a gigantic, long-lasting camera flash.
-AAAhhhh Woah Woah Woah Woah woahhhhhhhhhhh!- Rob shouted, watching as each fragment of the planet was disintegrated again and again. The earth was destroyed, retreated, reappeared again to be destroyed once again, it was not the world literally, it was the days of the past that were being erased.
-This is bad, everything is going back to how it was before, before Evelynn became more dumb than normal- Rob said as he watched.
The necklace disintegrated, cheering the interdimensional traveler a little.
-YESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!-he shouted to celebrate.
-Now I can go drink a fernet and... oh, right... time goes backwards in this world-
Rob was automatically expelled from that dimension as he did not belong to it, the same case of the sickle of time that leaves the portal of that dimension along with Rob.
The interdimensional boy was in the multiversal cosmos, in the middle of hundreds of dimensional rifts from the Loudverse to other universes.
Rob approached the crack of the Helluva Loud dimension
-Rita! don't think you won! you could erase the Silva hounds forever, but not me! And you still owe me something, My revenge and your death! You'll see B*TCH!
Rob tried to re-enter the crack that led to that dimension, but he only ended up crashing into an invisible wall or barrier, he couldn't re-enter dimension 667, not for the moment.
-Oh COME ON, the timeline hasn't finished resetting i cant enter yet- Rob took the time sickle and decided to leave for now.
-Okay, I'm going to give this back to Tyler before he goes crazy too-
In dimension 667…
Royal Woods, 1216 Franklin avenue...
Rita opened her eyes, only to stand up gaping and see that she was in her marital bed, Lynnard was in bed with her and she turned around with a smile.
-Good morning honey- said Lynn Sr.
Rita ignored him completely and got out of bed to go out and explore the house, leaving her husband quite confused: was everything back to normal? The blonde Loud woman wonders to herself.
Sure enough, that's how it had worked, she went up to the hallways and there they were, the brats she despised, all of them, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, The twins, all waiting for the bathroom.
Baby Lily approached with a smile.
-Poo poo –
Rita just looked at her with disdain and moved her out of her way with her foot, lightly so as not to raise suspicions.
-Step aside- she told him coldly.
Rita approached Lincoln's room and knocked on the door, she was afraid that maybe Lincoln was still that rabid hellhound that hated her so much.
*knock Knock*
-Lincoln, are you in your room?-
Suddenly the door opens, and Rita looks with wide open eyes at her son, that little snowflake that that hellhound whore had snatched from her. Lincoln had the innocent look of him, with his orange shirt and his usual jeans. .
-What's wrong Mom? "Is everything okay?" Lincoln asked.
She quickly grabbed her son in a hug.
-Oh Lincoln, it's you! It's really you! - She said with tears.
Lincoln looked at her confused, being very close to her mother's face, he was used to that affection, but she did it in a way she had not seen in years.
-Of course it's me mom. Who else would she be?-
"Well... it doesn't matter, continue with what you were doing, my son and no one else's," Rita said with a wide smile, which she missed.
"Are you okay?" Lincoln said confused, closing the door to his room.
Rita smiled evilly and for the first time happy to see that she had been able to erase that demonic present, she returned to the day before Lynn's baseball game, the infamous day of the infamous incident that changed the family forever.
"Hahahaha, Perfect, everything is back as it was before and now I'm going to wait until nightfall to finish off everyone in this damn house and it will just be me and my little boy, Oh Rita, you're the best!" she said to herself happily. .
Lynn Jr approached him.
-Mom, I gathered all my sweaty clothes here so you can wash them-
"Wash it yourself, idiot," she said with her eyes closed and still smiling as she walked down.
Leaving the Loud athlete with her mouth open to hear that her mother used an insult against her.
Thus the day had passed normally, well not really, a strange feeling was beginning to be felt in the Loud house and it all had to do with the former Loud matriarch.
To begin with, Lynn Sr. and the girls were struck by Rita's attitude, she was unfriendly and rude, Lucy or Leni was rudely pushed when one of them was in her way, she practically sent her husband to cook, At twins she told them that she would send them to Aunt Ruth for the rest of their lives if they didn't stop fighting about anything.
Lisa and Lori noticed when her own looked at them with absolute contempt, as if she wanted to strangle them.
Her father told them that her mother was surely there during those days of the month, and that it was better not to make her angry.
The sisters decided to lower the intensity of their activities for the moment, but they got a bad feeling when they saw her mother sharpening the kitchen knives.
The night had arrived, after leaving the marital room after having a "chat" with her husband.
Rita knew that the time when Lynn Jr. would force Lincoln to attend her game would also pass very soon.
He had just arrived and Rita approached just at the moment when Lynn was talking to Lincoln about inviting him to her baseball game tomorrow.
"Hey guys, your mom needs your help," Rita said to Lincoln and Lynn.
"Lincoln, please, would you be so kind as to bring me this from Flip's store, please?" Rita said, giving him a list.
- Do you want a supply of bottles of water, juice, sandwiches, flashlights, two cans of gasoline and fake passports to other countries? What are passports for?
"No questions to your mother, Lincoln!" she said, starting to get angry.
-Now go, bring all that and I'll let you read your comics and you can have dinner in your room-
-Oh really? Thank you, mom! - Lincoln said very happily, then he looked at Lynn.
-Lynn, I'll go to your game tomorrow, that's fine, I hope you win-
-Of course I will win, thanks Lincoln! You're the best!- Lynn said.
Rita rolled her eyes at that comment, putting her hand on her shoulder.
-Lynn, please accompany me to the garage-
-for what-
-I want you to help me remove something heavy from there, come on, it won't take so long-
Lynn looked confused but then shrugged and left the baseball bat in the hallway and followed her mother, followed her to the garage, and looked inside.
-Well, what are we going to get out of here?- Lynn Jr. asked, without noticing that Rita was taking a shovel that Lucy was using, ready to use it.
The last thing Lynn felt was a blow to her head and then she fell to the ground unconscious and received another blow over and over again until her skull was shattered.
-Now the only thing missing is the others…- she said to herself.
Meanwhile, outside the universes...
Rob was walking through the multiversal cosmos.
-Let's see, let's see where is, where is, I've seen it here, Aha! I found it!-
In another dimension...
In a dimension of pure ocean and Pirates there was a captain celebrating with his pirate crew having obtained the stolen loot.
-Finally, rotten freshwater sailors, our great reward for this last plunder, we will drink a lot of liquor and have good women- said the pirate captain.
Suddenly a portal opens and Rob surprises the captain and stabs him directly in the heart with a sword. The shocked captain falls dead as soon as Rob removes the sword from his body.
The entire crew watches the scene with their jaws open without saying anything.
-Sorry, I'm going to need this- Rob said from the portal to the pirates.
-you know, business and stuff-
The portal disappears and the Pirates take out swords and guns and start killing each other to see who will be the new captain now.
In dimension 667…
Lincoln arrives with the things that his mother had ordered him to do. When he arrives, he notices something strange, the house had the lights off, were they gone? No, Vanzilla was still next to the house.
Lincoln left the things he brought from Flip's store near the door and turned on the light, and the scene he found was worthy of a horror movie.
Her sister Lori looked at her with a terrified expression, her tongue hanging out, her throat slit, even with the phone in her hand.
Lincoln screamed but then thought.
-Wait a minute, Ha, what a good joke Lori, you seriously fooled me- said the white-haired boy, approaching his dead sister.
-Luan made you do it, right?-
He touched the "fake blood" on her and sniffed it to realize that it was not fake blood.
-N-No -It can't be, Lori!-
Horrified, Lincoln backed away and ran to his parents' room.
-Dad! Mom! Lori is dead!
Lincoln grabbed his hair and screamed when he saw Lynnard's corpse stabbed hundreds of times, with no eyes.
Lincoln screamed and ran to the stairs only to see another chilling horror scene, Lucy beaten and hanging from the ceiling, Leni with her throat slit dead in a hallway, blood coming out like a small river from the twins' rooms.
Lincoln looked into Lisa's room to see her genie sister with a scientific bottle of acid in her mouth, with her bones and organs sticking out of her sign that she had been forced to drink the acid. .
Something falls near him, his baby sister Lily completely frozen.
-AHHHHHHHHHHH!- Lincoln shouted.
A hand touched his shoulder, Lincoln punched, only to realize it was his sister Luna.
-Luna! I'm Sorry, you scared me! Are you OK? What happened!? Who did this!?-
Luna had resisted, but she had lost a lot of blood, and she wouldn't last long.
-Run Bro... run- was the last thing Luna said before she closed her eyes forever.
-Luna? Luna! Noooooo Luna! - Lincoln shouted with tears.
-Please don't die!-
Lincoln felt another hand on his shoulder only to turn around and see Rita.
-mom!?-
Her mother had her blonde hair more disheveled than it was already tomorrow.
-Shhh….Calm down son, everything is fine, everything is fine- Rita said in a serene tone.
"everything is fine?" Lincoln said with tears and a little angry.
-Mom, someone killed Lori, Luan, Luna, Lisa, Leni, Lucy, dad even Lily! ...- Lincoln said starting to cry uncontrollably, he couldn't believe how his life had changed so drastically.
Rita just looked at him and stroked his hair.
-Calm down son, I promise you that no one will take you away from me-
Soon Lincoln noticed something strange about his mother, there was something that wasn't right, the white-haired boy asked.
-Mom, why aren't you hurt?-
-I saved myself from the murderer in time- she lied
- Now we have to go far from here my son, far from this place, we will be safe, Flip gave you the passports right? -
-Yes?- Lincoln responded confused.
-Okay, we'll go now-
-Mom, isn't it better to call the police first? They killed our family!- Lincoln asked.
-Now you are my family Lincoln and I am your mother who will never leave you, forget those bodies son-
"those bodies?" Lincoln thought. Was his mother really referring to his beloved sisters and her father that way?
"Mom," Lincoln said, stepping back.
-We better call the polic... MOM!-Lincoln shouted when Rita placed a handkerchief with chloroform covering his face and put him to sleep.
-I'm sorry Lincoln, but this is what's best for us- said Rita who quickly took the unconscious 11 year old boy towards Vanzilla.
She kicked all the pets in the house that she had also killed out of the way.
Rita packed the things that Lincoln brought in Vanzilla, she started the vehicle and with her touch phone she decided to track down a person and a family who would help her while she smiled madly.
-Martha... Martha... Martha... well, here she is- Rita said, smiling more evilly.
In the forests of Royal Woods...
We see a lion mountain hunting a deer, but both animals flee when a green portal suddenly appears, Rob walks out and looks around sighing.
-Damn, finally the timeline was reset with the sickle of time, but surely it's already too late to save the victims of that crazy bitch-
Rob looked at the readers, breaking the fourth wall.
- But I know the right people to take care of her-
Without wasting time, Rob created another portal, this time towards hell, IMP city in the pride ring to be exact, the interdimensional boy jumped from the red sky and jumped from skyscraper to skyscraper of the helluva city until he reached the IMP building.
In the IMP building…
Blitz was in his office listening to Stolas' vulgarities on the phone, Millie and Moxxie talking, and Loona, Loona was just looking at his phone, when suddenly.
Loud kicks were heard on the door, apparently some idiot came and is kicking the door repeatedly, Loona furiously opened the door.
-WHO THE FUCK IS!? ….oh? - Loona saw that there was no one outside in the hallway, there was only a bag with many gold coins and a note written with coordinates and data.
Apparently, I.M.P had another job in the world of the living and another target.
TO BE CONTINUED…