Chapter 1090 A Pirate's challenge
I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.
Foxy was at Pirates cove sitting at his ship, he was the Captain of this part and nobody can say that.
Most of Kazuo's friends have a area to look after at least the original members before more got added, and Pirates cove was Foxy's.
He heard a whistle. "What? I blew no whistle."
Foxy goes to check it and saw the Urban Rangers setting up a stand in his area.
"Come join the Urban Rangers. Become the master of the mundane! The duke of duties! Earn badges! Impress your relatives." Rolf said.
Many members of the cove were looking at them.
"Avast, ye landlubber." They saw Foxy come foward. "Who gave you permission to come to this area where i'm Captain of."
"What does the little fang fox boy want, does he not think he's up to the Urban Rangers standards." Rolf said.
Some of the kids of the Cul-de-Sac were near and they laughed before Foxy almost bites Rolf's hand making them stop when Rolf avoided it.
"You wanna fight, i'll give you a challenge, with the hardest badge ever." Foxy Said.
Holy mackerel! You want the–the–," Jimmy said in shock of saying it again.
"The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge." Rolf said with fear in his eyes as the other Urban Rangers gasp.
"Yeah, and better have it be for the one that damn cheater got from me." Eddy said.
"Good idea, i'll claim that treasure." Foxy looks at the badge.
"Fine, i'll take you on for the honor of the Urban Rangers. Come, Urban Rangers. We must make the preparations for the match." Rolf said and they went with him.
Double D went to Foxy's side. "Foxy, Rolf had the biggest advantage against Eddy."
"And I Captain Foxy dealt with worse, this will be nothing." He said.
Later
Many came to see the event with a circle around Rolf and Foxy.
"Hear ye, Hear ye!" Jimmy called. "You brave man and woman are about to embark on a series of tests!" he flipped open a book. "Ordained by the Grand Poobah of the International Urban Rangerhood! Make your way to the Circle of Supremacy!"
The two were sitting on boxes as they stared at each other.
"The competitors must endure without a murmur, a mumble, or a mutter of grief in order to earn the coveted 'Hairy Chest of Resilience' badge," Jimmy proclaimed. "The first test..."
"The Wax of Wailing!" Jonny called out.
"Assistants Freddy and Mangle," Jimmy turned to them. "Liberally apply the wax to Foxy's leg, and apply the leather strap, and await my signal."
Freddy puts the wax on Foxy's leg with Johnny doing it for Rolf.
"Are you ready?" Mangle said.
"Do it." He nodded.
Jimmy blew the whistle and they ripped the strap with Rolf having hairs coming out,
Foxy looks around. "When are you going to do it?"
"I did." Mangle said.
"Yarr." Foxy raises his hook hand.
"Very well, but it's not over." Rolf said.
"Kick his butt Foxy." Eddy cheered.
"Eddy." Double D sighs.
They went to a house with file cabinets set up.
"Gentlemen!" Jimmy called. "The second test is..."
"The Bumping of the Funny Bone!" Jonny added.
Foxy was tied against a chair with Rolf being in the same situation.
"Gather your fortitude, Ranger Jonny!" Rolf ordered.
The whistle was then blown.
Johnny and Mangle turned the two and slammed they're elbows against the cabinets making Rolf grunt while Foxy smiles.
"Don't make Rolf come up there, Woodboy!" Rolf said. "Faster, faster, I say!"
Johnny does that and they did it before it was over.
Freddy takes out the ropes and Foxy fixes his arm.
"Ha, you need more than that to break Captain Foxy." He grins.
"The son of a Shepherd shall show the pirate." Rolf said.
They went to the forest and Rolf was wearing a robe with thorn bushes.
"For the third test, wearing only your birthday suits, you must crawl though..." Jimmy explained once again.
"The Bramble Bush of Bellyache!" Jonny said.
"Birthday suits?" Foxy said.
"Excuse me." Mommy Long legs and holds Rolf by his ear. "I will not allow this, it's either with some clothing or no challenge!"
"Okay elder, swimsuits?" Rolf suggested a little scared.
"Good." Mommy said.
Rolf and Foxy went to change into swimsuits before going back into position.
Jimmy glows the whistle and waves a flag making the two charge foward through the bush before they came out.
"Impressive but the games are not over yet." Rolf said.
"I'm still ready." Foxy said.
They went to a park with pendulums of stones as the two were between them.
"The next test is called!" Jimmy proclaimed.
"The Pendulum of Protest!" Jonny said.
Ed lifts one to and let's it go making the rocks crush them and they waited before it stopped.
The two looked at them and they could still keep going.
Jimmy looks at them. "You both have done well. With this last test, we'll determine who will receive the coveted 'Hairy Chest of Resilience' badge! Lady and gentleman, I give you-"
"The Tour of Tears!" Jonny said.
The two were on diving boards on top of a cliff.
Foxy looks down and gives his hook to Mangle.
"Why do you give the hook away?" Rolf questions.
Foxy looks at him. "Do you want to get stabbed by accident?"
"Oh, good point." Rolf said.
Jimmy blows the whistle and the two dive down.
"Let's ridiculous." Foxy said.
"Yeah!" His friends cheered.
The two went inside a water tank before it spit them out as they went down a track, a train hits them foward making the two get hurt.
Jimmy and Jonny switch the tracks making the two get sent foward as they landed on a couch.
"Now what?" Foxy said.
Rolf looked afraid. "Wait."
Jimmy and Jonny cut the rope making the two get catapulted away.
They went towards the circle as many watched before they crashed against it.
Many waited and Foxy gets back up. "Yes, Captain Foxy wins."
The ones from his town cheered while the two Urban Rangers were in shock.
Rolf was hurt and looks. "What?"
Foxy takes the badge. "Thank you for the treasure."
Rolf got picked up by his group. "I admit defeat. But this is not the end."
Funtime town and the Eds held Foxy up and cheered for him as he grins at the Urban Rangers.
"Pirates always win." Foxy said.
"For now, but the next time, the Urban Rangers shall rise up again." Rolf said weakly before passing out.
"We gotta take him to his house." Jonny said.
The two dragged Rolf to his house.
"Let's sing a sea shanty." Foxy said.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrariwise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Note: Foxy won the Hairy chest of resilience badge and he was much stronger than Rolf.