A/N: Hello, readers! Welcome to another chapter!

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DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fairy Tail, I only own my OC's.

CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX: THE TERROR OF INVISIBLE LUCY

Whilst transporting a load of cargo for a client, Natsu, Lucy, Happy, Wendy, and Carla are encountered by the Jiggle Butt Gang, a group of large buttocked thieves out to steal their freight. After a lot of transportation sickness, some serious gas and a large amount of help from Wendy, the Jiggle Butt Gang is defeated and the load saved.

One day, while she is bathing, Lucy uses an ointment that she made seven years ago — an ointment that turns her invisible! Distraught, Lucy decides to get some help from Fairy Tail.

"What a mooch, Natsu!" Elfman teases as Max chuckles at the comment.

"Huh, so Lucy-nee literally booted you out?" Romeo asked.

"Yeah, even though I was there to invite her out on a job!" Natsu replied as he eats his bread.

"It's only natural she'd be angry. I hear you two sometimes even use her bath without asking." Carla said. "That's a flagrant breach of manners."

"I agree. Even though you're on the same team, a line needs to be drawn." Erza added in.

"Whenever you're out of money, come over here and I'll feed you." Kinana offered nicely.

"Although for inconsiderate jerks like you two, I'm sure this goes right over your heads." Aira commented.

"But I think she could've been a little nicer to us! That kind of behavior is the reason she'll never be able to snag a boyfriend!" Happy teased as the rest of Fairy Tail laughs at the idea.

"He's got her number!"

"Or even if she got a boyfriend, I bet he'd run away first chance he had." Max joked.

"She was a born a 'lady' outside, but she's a barbarian on the inside." Macao added.

Elfman nods in agreement. "Mm. Only a Man who was truly wild could be a match for her."

"Lucy should learn a little from Team Shadow Gear's Levy!" Droy said.

"She should act more like a lady!" Jet added.

Levy smiled sheepishly. "I'm not all that ladylike myself, but still..."

Lucy shakes her fist in anger, annoyed at everyone's jokes. "So I'm the butt of their jokes when they think I'm not here..."

Lucy douses Macao with a mug of beer, with Macao accusing that Wakaba did it. Lucy then proceeds with pulling Jet's ear, which in turn makes Jet attack Droy, who hits him back.

"What have we here?! A fight?!" Aira happily joins the brawl.

"What's going on all of a sudden?" Mira asked.

"Something about getting splashed with booze..." Romeo replied as he watches the fight.

Reedus is busy painting a picture of Freed, but it gets ruined by Macao. Reedus throws a chair in a direction where Lucy's standing, but dodges it as the chair hits Natsu while he was eating.

"What the hell are you doin'?!" Natsu yelled as he throws a chair at Aira.

"Asshole! You lookin' for a fight?!" Aira accused.

"Don't bug me when I'm eatin'!" Natsu and Aira start to fight each other.

"Hah?! I don't know what the hell you're talking about!" Aira punches Natsu who crashes into Nab at the request board.

"What the hell?!" Nab yelled.

"Move it! We're tryin' to have a fight here!" Natsu argued.

"Seven years have passed and you still haven't picked a job?!" Aira insulted.

"I'm looking for the job that only I can do!" Nab yelled furiously.

Most of the guys in the guild, fight against each other while some of them get knock back into the wall.

"What's going on?!" Wendy wonders why everyone is fighting without a purpose.

"Everyone, calm down! What started this?!" Mira asked.

"Leave them be. This is no different than usual." Erza informed, not wanting anybody to worry about the brawl.

"But at this rate, they'll destroy the guild hall!" Mira said.

A chair is thrown at the back of Erza's head, but she remains calm about it and continues to drink her beverage. "We can always fix it later." Then, a barrel hits her. "Not getting upset by every little thing is the mark of an adult." A large chair hits her again which makes the others worry about Erza. "Honestly, this bunch hasn't matured at all. If anything, they've become even more boisterous these past seven years..." When Erza turns around, a flying table crashes into her face. "Morons... You've taken it too far!" Now, Erza joins the brawl.

"Even Erza-san joined in!" Kinana exclaimed.

"I figured she would..." Mira commented.

Carla sighs out loud. "It looks like Erza hasn't matured any either."

Erza chokes Aira while sitting on Natsu who is struggling to get free.

"It's become a regular riot!" Lucy attempts to escape, but Natsu gets knocked back to a wall, crashing into Lucy and causing her to yelp. "Ouch!"

"Lucy's... voice? And her scent, too..." Natsu recognizes Lucy and reaches out to find her. Natsu sniffs the air and realizes that Lucy is sitting in front of him. "Lucy, is that you?!" He asked with a grin. Natsu tries to touch her, but he grabs her breast by accident.

"Don't touch me there!" Lucy shrieked as she slaps Natsu.

Everybody stops fighting and hears what Natsu just said. "Lucy, he says?" Aira questioned.

They all look around to find her, but she is not physically in sight. "Lucy's here?"

"I could hear her voice..."

"But I can't see her!"

"Lucy, where are you?" Happy asked.

Lucy gasped. "The cat's out of the bag!"

The guild gives Lucy some clothes as she sits down on a chair and explains what happened, with everyone bewildered. "I see. So that's what happened..." Max said.

"What a weird sight..." Aira commented.

"S-Stop staring at me like that. I'm getting embarrassed." Lucy sweat dropped.

"Creepy!" Everyone commented, freaked out by the invisible Lucy.

"Who's creepy?!" Lucy yelled in irritation.

"This is a real pickle... For now, we rounded up some clothes for you, but..."

"You can't change back to normal?" Wendy asked.

"No... I came here because I thought you guys could do something." Lucy responded.

"I don't see what the problem is. It could be a lot of fun, so let's go on a job with you like that!" Natsu said in excitement.

"I can't go out like this!" Lucy said. "Doesn't anyone know of a way to cancel out invisibility magic?!"

"Easier said than done..." Aira responded.

"Hmmm..." Natsu thinks for a moment. "Okay! I have a good idea!"

"What?!"

Natsu engulfs his hand in flames. "Toasting you with flames will probably fix it!"

"Y-You have the grounds to believe that?" Lucy sweats nervously.

"True, when I turned to stone that one time, he did the same thing to me." Erza recalled.

"But if we can't think of anything else, I guess that's the only way to go." Max said.

"Mm. If you're a Man, you'll do it without hesitation."

"I'm a girl!" Lucy commented.

"Alright, here I go, Lucy!" Natsu warned.

"I'll help you, Natsu-nii!" Romeo offered.

"Wait! I'm not mentally prepared yet!" Lucy halted.

"Ready... go!" Natsu and Romeo throw their fire at Lucy who runs back and forth while burning.

"Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot!"

"Hmm, looks like it didn't work..." Natsu said.

"Of course it didn't!" Lucy yelled. She sits back down, crying a waterfall with buckets by her side.

"Keep your chin up, Lu-chan. I'm sure we'll find a way..." Levy reassured.

"Oui. I believe a time like this is made for me to step up." Reedus said.

"Reedus!"

"Do you have some kind of plan?" Lucy questioned.

"Leave it to me... All I have to do is paint Lucy's face!" Reedus uses his paint tools and paints Lucy's face.

"Th-That looks like her and doesn't look like her at the same time..." Aira commented.

"Unlike the real Lucy, she's beautiful!" Happy teased.

Lucy looks at herself in the mirror. "I kind of have mixed feelings..."

"Hmm... Then what if I add this?!" Reedus paints her face in a different style.

"Now this, I hate!"

"I can paint better than that!" Happy takes the paintbrush and paints her face exactly like himself. "Finished! Looks just like you!"

"I'm not a cat!"

"That's right! Lucy's face is more like this, this, and like this!" Natsu adds more features.

"No, her eyes are more like this!" Aira changes her face a bit.

Lucy's face looks more disastrous. "H-Hey..."

"Mmm..." The guild examines her face.

"What do you mean, 'mmm'?!" Lucy snapped.

Max, Erza, Macao, Wakaba, and Nab then try with the same result, as each of them have their own opinion on how Lucy should look. Lucy then proceeds to kick everyone for thinking her face is a toy.

Gray then uses his Ice Magic. "This is a pain! Leave everything to me!"

Gray soon makes an Ice-Head Lucy. "Wow, that looks just like her!" Romeo commented.

"I'm sure you have no complaints about this, right?!" Gray questioned.

However, it melts causing everyone to be creeped out again. "Creepy!"

"Don't be rude!" Lucy yelled.

In the end, a picture of Lucy is taped to her face. "H-Hey... What's this?"

"A photo from when they did an article on us that time..." Mira replied.

"For now, make do with that, okay?" Kinana smiled.

"Well, this is better than before, but..."

"Y-You think so...?" Reedus scratches his face sheepishly.

"I'm back!" Wendy and Carla arrive at the guild.

"Where did you two go?" Romeo asked.

"Lucy's room." Carla answered.

Wendy then arrives and brings Lucy's Magic ointment and her keys. Lucy then thinks about asking her Celestial Spirits to help, however she wonders which one she could use. Happy suggests Gemini and Lucy summons Gemini, to no avail.

"I get it! Nice idea!" Natsu complimented.

Lucy throws Gemini and the blanket aside. "This doesn't solve anything!"

"Still, that's the splitting image of her..." Aira pointed out.

"Uh-huh! I transform into an exact duplicate. I can even copy memories and abilities!" Gemini explained.

"In that case, why don't we just say this is the real thing from now on?" Max suggested.

"Yeah. After all, the looks and powers are the same..."

"If anything, this one seems more mild-mannered and easier to get along with..."

"Enough!" Lucy shouted.

"Kidding! Only kidding!"

Levy and Freed continue analyzing what's in the Magic ointment. Freed then tries to use his runes to dispel the Magic, but fails.

As they continue to think, a pink mist appears and Lucy's clothes and everything on her starts to disappear.

Levy says it's not just her body that's disappearing but her existence as well. As Freed talks about Lucy's non-existence, the Magic ointment bottle disappear as well. Carla then says that if Lucy is gone, then all of her belongings will follow.

Lucy's room soon starts to disappear as well.

Lucy pleads, stating that she doesn't want this to happen, but she suddenly disappears altogether.

The rest of Fairy Tail then start wondering what they were doing and saying, signifying that they had also forgotten about Lucy's existence as a whole.

Lucy tries to talk to everyone and tells them that she's there, however it fails, as all of them have forgotten about her.

Natsu then shouts that they have to get to work and mentions Lucy. From this, everyone starts to remember Lucy, causing her to reappear and the Magic to be dispelled.

Wendy concludes that the Magic was dispelled because Natsu remembered Lucy.

Lucy thanks Natsu, and Natsu responds that they are a team and will never be whole without her. Lucy tells them that she's going to get rid of the Magic ointment, however Happy slams into her, flinging the ointment bottle all over everyone, causing everyone to turn invisible except Lucy.

"Maybe I do wish everyone was a little more level-headed..."

A/N: Another chapter is finished!

Thanks for reading!

~ Kaleb.