Hey Guys, Crescent Rider here, and before you begin reading this. There are a couple of things I would like to tell you all first.
First of all, I just found out that I am the first author to make a crossover story of RWBY and Kingsman. And to be honest, I only discovered this after I've posted the story.
Second, Updates will be slow since I have to focus on my other stories from time to time.
And lastly, I've decided to give details about Crestin Ryder in the later chapters to give you all an idea of how he does things with his own handful of worlds and to give you all a clue on his backstory.
That is it and enjoy the first part of the movie!
Everything began in Middle East, 1997. With a cassette playing 'Money For Nothing' by the Dire Straits and two men were playing cards. The one on left had an assault rifle, and the one on the right had a rocket launcher
"I'm liking the music of the beginning," Qrow commented,
"But something tells me that those aren't the good guys," Yang noted,
"Judging from the clothes and where their positions are, I'm assuming that these two men are terrorists," Glynda assumed,
"And… What's Middle East?" Ruby questioned,
"Middle East is a majority of Western Asia countries of Earth, Little Rose," Crestin answered, "There are also ongoing conflicts there. But I won't mention them since they are important in this movie,"
But a moment later, The two men soon heard and spotted a helicopter rising in view and attempted to ready their firearms to deal with it. But they were quickly disposed of by two men hanging on a rope of each side of the helicopter.
"Well, that was handled rather quickly especially when it takes months of training to aim and fire a weapon properly while attached to a rope of a flying vehicle," Winter commented,
"Indeed. In my expert opinion, I'd say that these men are specially trained to perform such feats in the field," Ironwood professionally added,
The Helicopter then flew over the bodies, and towards a fortress. Once in range, The Helicopter fires a missile, lands a direct hit through a large open palace window, and caused a large explosion within the palace while the background music started playing an electric guitar.
"That pilot's aim is good! He just fired a missile straight into a window while hovering over the place!" Qrow commented, "And I'm liking that electric guitar in the background,"
Ruby and Yang could only roll their eyes as their uncle was air-guitaring to the beat. The rest just sighed at his behavior…
But not Crim, as he was bobbing his head to the beat while maintaining a straight face.
The Helicopter then flies over the palace, and four people rappel themselves down and proceeded in making their way down the palace while causing a few explosions along the way.
"Wow, those guys are making quick work with those bad guys," Nora commented as she witnessed the ongoing explosion,
"Yeah, it's almost too easy for them," Jaune added, and the other students agreed,
"Then it's settled. Those guys are indeed Specialists," Crim declared, "Heck, they might even be in another level than regular Huntsman and Huntresses,"
"Although, I am rather curious on where they had their training," Ironwood remarked,
"Are you planning something for your Specialist Program, James?" Qrow questioned,
"No…" Ironwood answered, and Qrow raised an eyebrow at this, "Well… Not yet at least,"
"Hmph, Whatever," Qrow scoffed,
The scene then slowly zooms in on a large window on the second floor of the palace.
"This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured the Falcon. I say again, we have secured the Falcon,"
Inside a room on the second floor of the palace. Four men were wearing black Spec Ops Tactical Gear, and one man tied to a chair who presumably is the Terrorist Leader of the Palace.
One of the Spec Ops, presumably the team leader, was interrogating in Terrorist Leader in another language while cocking a pistol.
"What is he saying to him?" Weiss questioned,
"Penny, can you translate on what they are saying?" Ruby requested,
"Sure," Penny agreed, then proceeded to the translation, "He is threatening him by saying 'By the time I count to ten, you will have told me exactly what I need to know. If not, the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear' in Arabic"
"Threatening someone with their own language. This guy's good," Coco noted,
Crestin perked his eyebrow at this, then turns to Katana, "I downloaded all of Earth's Languages to Penny,"
"Oh…" Crestin mouthed before turning back to the movie
The team leader then started counting and shoots the terrorist leader to the knees. Causing him to cry out in pain and recoiled his head down while counting continued.
"What's he saying now?" Yang asked directly to Penny,
"He's counting 'One… Two… Three…'" Penny explained, then everyone suddenly jumped a bit when the terrorist leader was shot in his both knees,
"Okay… I know, That's man a terrorist and all. But I kinda feel sorry for him," Velvet said, while her rabbit ears lowered,
"I wouldn't put your sympathy to most people like him, Velvet," Crim advised, "Sometimes, people like that guy tend to do the worst things that have ruined hundreds of innocent lives. Therefore, Those Soldiers have no sympathy for people like that guy in the chair,"
Velvet whimpered at his words, but Coco decided to comfort her by ruffling her hair a bit. As for Blake, she felt the same as Velvet since back in Remnant. The White Fang had been labelled with many things and the term 'Terrorist' is one of them.
Katana would have lectured Crim for saying such things. But she didn't need to when Crestin beat her to it, "Crim, Can you ease down with your words. Cause, I don't think now is the time for such things,"
"Sorry… That tends to be one of the worse habits of mine, and it always ruins the mood of things," Crim apologized, "But I will reassure you all that I don't follow such things. I learn to be Huntsman to make a good difference to my Remnant. Also, Brutal Interrogation isn't really my taste in life,"
Blake and Velvet felt somewhat relieved of this, while Katana was a bit impressed as she turns to Crestin, "He's good,"
"Thanks," Crestin thanked,
After that, everyone put their focus back on the screen while Penny continued with the translation.
But things took a turn for the worse when the Terrorist Leader lifts his head up, and in his teeth was a grenade pin.
"Grenade!" Spec Ops Member #1 shouted,
The two Spec Ops Members dropped to the ground and covered their heads while the Team Leader tried to tackle the Terrorist Leader.
But Spec Ops Member #1 stopped him, "Sir, Get back!"
After pushing the Team Leader back, Spec Ops Member #1 then jumps onto the Suicidal Terrorist Leader and covers the explosion with his entire body but both he and the Terrorist Leader were killed by the impending explosion.
Everyone, excluding Katana and Crestin, had gasped when they witnessed Terrorist Leader pulled a grenade pin with his teeth.
But they all gasped, even more, when saw one of the Spec Ops Members pushed his leader away, jumped onto Terrorist Leader, and covered the explosion with his own body.
Some covered their mouths, some looked away or slumped their head down, and others stuck closer to their friends, family, or lovers at this scene.
Ironwood closed his eyes and lowered his head to show his respect to the Spec Ops who had given his life to save his team and the other adults shared the same sentiment as him.
Katana had gotten used to seeing such things, but she couldn't help but notice Crestin turning his head away from the scene.
"Hey, You, okay?" Katana questioned,
"Huh? Oh… don't worry about me. I'm perfectly fine," Crestin assured, but Katana seemed to have doubt that a bit,
After a while, everyone calmed down and continued with the movie.
Once the dust settled, The Surviving Spec Ops Team stood up and stared at the dead bodies. The Team Leader then proceeds to remove his mask and revealed his face.
"Shit… Fucking missed it," The Team Leader cursed, "How did I fucking missed it,"
Then he turns his eyes to one of his partners, "Merlin, I apologized for putting you in this position. You trained him well,"
One of the Spec Ops, Merlin, proceeds to take off his mask and turns to the other partner, "James. Training is over,"
The other Spec Ops, James, proceeded to take off his mask as well and the Team Leader approached him.
"Welcome to Kingsman, Lancelot," The Team Leader congratulated, and shook his hand,
"Sir," James replied,
This somehow caught everyone's attention. More specifically, The Atlas General and Specialist.
"Wait a minute. That mission was just training to become…" Ironwood questioned, and trails off at the name of the Organization, "Kingsman?"
"Indeed, General James Ironwood," Crestin answered, "I can't tell you much about it today since the movie will explain it for you. But I will tell you all one thing about this Agency. First off, there are only ten members. One Leader, Nine Agents,"
"Ten?" Winter inquired,
"Yes, Just Ten," Crestin answered, "Any questions?"
Ruby slightly raised her hand, and Crestin directs his head to her, "Yes, Little Rose?"
"I heard that the last guy's name was James. Why did the leader call him Lancelot?" Ruby questioned a bit of a quiet tone as she was still a bit affected by the sudden death,
"It's a Kingsman's Code Name. The code names of the Agency are entirely based out of the British Legend known as the Knights of the Round Table," Crestin explained, "Lancelot is one of these knights,"
After that, everyone put their focus back on the movie.
After the Team Leader congratulated James, everyone then turned back to the dead bodies.
"I'll sort this mess out… Personally," The Team Leader stated,
The scene then changes to another place called 'London' then it switches to another scene where apartments are located. There, The Team Leader is seen talking to presumably the wife of the deceased and the son was minding his own business with his snow globe.
"I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand," The Team Leader explained,
"How can I understand? He won't tell me anything. I-I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad," The Widow said,
"I'm so sorry. I can't say more," The Team Leader reasoned, and the Widow, clearly upset, nods her head, "But I would like to present you with this Medal of Valor,"
The Team Leader then shows the said medal to the widow.
"And if you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude, we'd like to offer you, um…let's call it a favor. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator, 'Oxfords not brogues', and then I'll know it's you," The Team Leader explained,
"I don't want your help," The Widow slaps his hand and medal, "I want my husband back,"
Everyone couldn't help but pity the widow for her loss. The younger audience that experienced the loss as the widow slumped their heads down, but were soon comforted by their friends, lovers, and family.
Ironwood and Ozpin could only recall the numerous incidents like this. Even though the latter's circumstances were much more different than the former. It's still the same regardless of how it all turns out.
As for Katana, she could only sigh to herself as she recalls the worlds that suffered far worse than this movie before she and her brother began to alter those worlds for a better cause as well as getting close to particular lovers in different worlds.
However, Crim's reaction to this is somewhat deeper than others' as he lets out a long sigh while turning his head away from the screen. The only few people to know this is Qrow, Glynda, and Winter as eyed on him for a moment before turning their heads back to the screen
The Team Leader then stood up from the couch, approached the deceased's son, and kneels down to him.
"What's your name, young man?" He asked,
"Eggsy," The boy answered,
"Hello, Eggsy," The Team Leader greeted, "Can I see that?"
Eggsy then passes the snow globe to him, stares at it for a moment, then placed it on a nearby table and hands the medal to the boy.
"You take care of this, Eggsy? All right?" The Team Leader requested, and Eggsy nods his head as the former gave the medal to him. Then he glanced at the Widow then back to him, "And take care of your mum too,"
Eggsy nods his head again, and the Team Leader leaves the room. Then the camera pans in onto the snow globe. Then the scene changes into the snowy mountains, and the snow then forms the Movie Title for all to see.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
"Kingsman: The Secret Service. Guess Nora really was right about her guess earlier," Jaune commented,
"Yeah! My premonition skills never doubt me!" Nora cheerfully claimed and stood up on the couch only for Ren to pull her back down.
"But I will say this though. that was one way to start a movie," Crim commented,
"You said it, Kid," Qrow agreed, as he crossed his legs together, "That guy sacrificed himself just to save his team. It reminds me of Steve Roger's Training, except the grenade is real rather than a dud,"
"… Who?" Crim asked confusingly,
"Oh, right. You weren't here when we watched the Marvel Universe," Ruby realized, "If you want to know more. You can just ask Katana. Maybe she'll give you every detail of the movies,"
"There's no need for that, Little Rose," Crestin said, "Crim will only be staying here for today's movie. Therefore, He won't be needing information regarding the Marvel Universe,"
"I think I agree with him, Ruby," Crim said, "Besides, Crest only brought me here to watch this movie with you guys, I won't be needing the extra info in my mind right now,"
Ruby understood and the rest kept that conversation in mind then put their attention back to the movie.
The camera then passes through the title and kept moving until a remote cabin hidden among the mountains with the text 'Argentina, 17 Years Later'.
"Wow, that's one Major Timeskip," Nora commented,
"Then that means Eggsy's an adult by now," Ruby guessed, and everyone wondered how Eggsy would look like as an adult.
The scene soon cuts inside the cabin and shows an elderly man tied to a chair and his head covered with a black hood. But the hood was soon pulled out of the man's head and revealed that his mouth was taped shut.
"Oh great. First, we saw a Terrorist Leader tied to a chair who committed suicide. Now we have an Old man with his mouth shut with tape. What's next?" Yang commented,
"Don't worry about a thing, Everyone. He is the last man you'll see to be tied up to a chair throughout the whole movie," Crestin assured,
"Well, that's good to hear," Pyrrha said with relief,
"So sorry. Professor Arnold," The first goon apologized as he slowly removed the tape off, "Just a tiny bit more,"
"Oh, for God's sake, just rip it off," Professor Arnold muffled demanded,
"I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you," The first goon stated, and finally removes the tape off.
"Look, you've made a mistake. I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money," Professor Arnold stated,
"Why would someone kidnap a lecturer and bring him to a remote location," Winter curiously questioned,
"I'm curious as well," Glynda added, and the same can be said for the headmasters, Qrow, and some of the curious students as well,
"This isn't about money. Our boss just wants to talk to you," The first goon explained,
"Am I meant to find that reassuring?" Professor Arnold sarcastically questioned,
"He'll be here soon. He'll explain," The first goon said, and Professor Arnold scoffs at this, "Do you like whiskey?"
Professor Arnold gestured his head as if he's saying 'Sure, Why not,' and the first goon turns to one of his companions, "Red, get the '62 Dalmore,"
Professor Arnold couldn't help but hummed with interest, while Red went to get what was requested and the first goon turned his head back to the Professor, "Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing. You will shit,"
"Is it really that good?" Qrow questioned,
"From the sources, I've collected. A single Dalmore Bottle is incredibly pricy primarily due to its taste and rarity considering that there are only 12 bottles of this whiskey existing on Earth," Crestin elaborated,
"What's the price of one bottle?" Weiss questioned,
"Average, 85 thousand for just one bottle. On a recent auction, A bottle was bought for 335 thousand," Crestin answered,
Everyone couldn't help but widen their eyes in surprise at the price of one bottle. And Crestin just chuckled at their reaction, "Yeah, It's that rare on Earth. But here, it's really easy to make, if you know what I mean,"
"Hey, that's… actually true," Katana said,
"But I will tell you all this thought. Not once in my whole life, I've ever drunk much less taste a drop of alcohol in my whole life" Crestin noted, "Even with this kind of body, I still won't drink even the slightest sip of alcohol,"
Katana and a few others were a bit curious about his statement. But they decided to drop it for now as they focused back on the movie.
Professor Arnold and the goons then heard someone rhythmic knock on the door and they saw someone standing outside the door.
The first goon marched towards the door while he held onto his pistol hidden behind his back, and turns off the safety.
Everyone in the room eyed the door, and the first goon opens the door. There, he saw James, a.k.a Lancelot, standing by the door while wearing a light brown suit, a dark green tie, a white checkered shirt, and a red triangled folded handkerchief in his pocket suit.
"I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far?" James questioned,
The first goon immediately drew his pistol in an attempt to shoot him. But James was faster as he immediately caught the goon's pistol and drew his silenced pistol at him.
Most of the audience was in awe at James' attire.
"Whoa… I like the design of the suit he's wearing," Coco praised whilst tipping her sunglasses,
"Indeed, Ms. Adel. Such attire is quite fitting for a gentleman such as himself," Ozpin added, "The same can be said for his approach,"
Weiss and Winter mentally agreed with Beacon's Headmaster while Ironwood simply waited as he observed what was going to happen next.
But as soon as they witnessed James grabbing the goon's pistol while drawing his. They couldn't help but widen their eyes and gaped a bit as they saw the speed shown by the Kingsman Agent.
"He's fast!" Blake noted,
"To grab the enemy's gun while drawing his own. He is indeed fast," Penny said,
"Whatever training he had, It must be insane especially for someone who doesn't have any Aura," Emerald commented,
"By the way, are you all aware that this Earth doesn't have Aura, Dust, or anything related to Remnant?" Crestin inquired, and almost everyone gave looks to him. And he sighs at this while slumping his head down and pinching the bridge of his nose, "I should have told you that before we began with this movie,"
Katana gave him a couple of pats on the back.
"But aside from the whole no Aura, Dust, and other things. It looks like we're getting ourselves some action in this movie," Yang noted, while Ruby was eyeing James' gun and Velvet immediately took a picture of the pistol with Anesidora.
"Oh, and fair warning to you all. This is going to be a little bloody," Crestin advised,
Some of the younger audiences, particularly those who may have weak stomachs, could only gulp what was advised to them.
James pulls the first goon's pistol to him, then fires a couple of shots to the chest while entering the cabin. The other three goons were immediately alarmed as picked up their weapons.
Once James was inside, He pushes the deceased goon, then pulled him back to use the shoulder to support his arm, and shot the second goon to the head.
Then James lets go of the deceased goon's hand, drops his right leg down, and shot the third goon at the knee. Then shot the fourth goon's gun and the bullet tore off his right thumb as he screamed in pain.
The students as well as Cinder, Neo, and Emerald hissed at the sight of the fourth goon having his thumb completely torn off by a single shot while Penny was slightly affected by this.
As for the adults, they were impressed with how this Kingsman was easily handling them in a matter of seconds.
James then rolls forward, grabs the fourth goon's pistol, and kicked him in the crotch. Then he executes the third goon with a headshot.
When the fourth goon witnessed his comrade killed in action, He recovers a bit, pulls out a knife, and tried to stab him. But James was still faster as he grabbed the wrist, wrapped his legs around the arm, pulled towards the ground, and executed the fourth goon with a headshot.
After that, James pulls out another clip, ejects the empty clip, and reloads before turning to Professor Arnold.
"Professor Arnold. I have come here to take you home," James said,
"Okay. Aside from the blood, the headshots, and the thumb being blown off. I've got to say, that was amazing!" Jaune commented,
"Yeah! He just walked in and took them out like nothing he couldn't handle," Yang excitedly noted,
"And the way he moves. I don't think I've seen someone being capable of such skills before," Winter commented, "I'll admit, I'm thoroughly impressed,"
"I'd say the same thing as well," Weiss added,
"I'm going, to be honest for a bit. I don't think I'll be able to copy that so easily…" Velvet nervously admitted,
"Hey, don't worry about it, Velvet. I'm sure you'll be able to get the hang of it," Coco assured,
"I agreed with her, Velvet. With your semblance and proper training. I'm sure you too be able to do what this guy did," Crim added, and Velvet smiles and nods with an agreement.
Meanwhile, the adults have their own reactions as well.
"*whistle* I gotta say, He's good, and I mean really good," Qrow complimented,
"I agree, His skill in combat is quite the sight to see," Ozpin agreed, "Now I'm quite tempted to see what sort of training these 'Kingsman' go through,"
The same thoughts can be said for Glynda, Ironwood, and Winter.
As Katana and Crestin overheard their discussion, The former leans toward the latter and whispered, "What do you think on how they'll react when they get to the last part of Kingsman training?"
"Oh… They're in for a big surprise," Crestin whispered back,
After that, everyone returned to eyes to the screen again.
James soon heard a door closing and knew that he missed one more goon. He then quickly positioned himself to where he will appear and waited.
When the final goon came to the room with a tray holding a glass of Dalmore. He noticed the bodies but was unable to do anything as James had swiftly killed him with a single headshot and grabs the glass before it could fall along with the tray and the deceased goon.
"Damn! He just saved that drink," Qrow commented,
James then sniffed the whiskey and turned to Professor Arnold.
"Hmm. 1962 Dalmore. It'd be a sin to spill any. Don't you think?" James questioned, before taking a sip from the glass,
But a moment later, another rhythmic knock occurs and James notices a man standing outside. He goes in to answer the door. But was suddenly cut down by someone he didn't see coming.
The perpetrator responsible for cutting James down then grabbed the glass of whiskey off of his hand. A moment later, James was split into two and it revealed a woman with bladed prosthetic legs.
Everyone gasped as they were completely off guard by this. Then some paled as they witnessed the Kingsman Agent split into two.
Jaune did his best to hold it in, but he couldn't as he immediately grabbed a barf bag and puked in it while Pyrrha rubbed his back a couple of times.
"Well… That came out of nowhere," Cinder noted,
"Yeah, and those legs kinda remind me of Mercury but without the machinery and all," Emerald said, "I wonder what happened to her legs thought,"
"I'll be honest with you all on this one. No one really knows why or how lost her legs," Crestin admitted, "Even I don't know how it happened,"
"Maybe it happened during the Timeskip?" Ruby assumed,
"It's possible. But there's no accurate information on how it happened, Little Rose" Crestin said,
The woman then placed the glass onto a nearby table and went up the stairs while Professor Arnold stared at the figure standing by the door. But a moment later, she returns with a few blankets on hand.
"Can you hold these? Please?" The woman polite requested,
Professor Arnold raised his hands to indicate that he was still tied up. But the woman swiftly cuts ropes with a single swing of her bladed prosthetic legs.
"Oh man, I bet that Mercury would love to see this girl if he was ever here," Emerald commented,
"I can say the same as you, Emerald," Crim said, and the former shot him with a curious look on her face,
The same can be said for the people who have a history with him.
Katana took notice as well and turns to Crestin for answers. But all she ever got was, "If you're going to ask. Don't bother, Crim and I will explain everything later,"
With that, everyone returned their attention to the movie.
After Gazelle cuts the ropes, she passes the blankets onto Professor Arnold's hands and started covering up bodies including the bisected Kingsman.
Then Professor Arnold passes the last blanket for the woman to cover up the second half of the Kingsman.
"Thank you," The woman thanked, covers up the second half, grabbed the glass of whiskey from the table, and went to the door.
Then she opens the door and presents the glass of whiskey to the person standing outside the door.
"Everything is clean," The woman said, then the camera pans in on the woman's employer.
"Is that Nick Fury?!" Weiss exclaimed in recognition and the rest, excluding Crim, had the same thoughts as hers,
"Indeed, he is. But this isn't the Marvel Universe, and he is but a different character in this movie," Crestin said, "His name is Richmond Valentine, and the woman's name is Gazelle,"
Everyone kept those names in mind for the entire movie as they kept watching.
Valentine smiled, removed his hood down, and enters the room with a chuckle, "My kind of welcome,"
Valentine then takes the glass of whiskey and drank a bit as he approached Professor Arnold.
"No stomach for violence. I mean, literally. I see one drop of blood, and that is me done. I'm like… *imitates a gagging sound* Projectile," Valentine explained, then kneels down to Professor Arnold's level, "Listen. I'm so sorry you had to witness all that unpleasantries, due to our uninvited guest,"
Valentine glanced at the deceased Kingsman, then back to Professor Arnold, "But I promise you. By the time I found out who he works for. You and I will be the best of friends,"
"Seriously? This guy's a villain of this movie and he'd puke if he sees a drop of blood?" Cinder commented,
"That's kinda dumb if you ask me," Neo said,
"But his assistant is kinda polite to her boss since she covered up the bodies to ensure he doesn't see it," Ruby noted, then donned a pitied look on her face, "Although, I feel still sorry for what happened to Lancelot thought,"
"My mother once told this to me. 'Always be prepared for anything," Crim cited,
"Well… Isn't she the cautious type," Qrow noted, but this only causes Crim to roll his eyes while Crestin scoffed to himself,
Qrow was clueless on why Crim had that kind of reaction. But he decided to keep it to himself and focused on the movie just like everybody else.
The scene then changes inside a cab in London with a screen displaying a blinking insignia of the Kingsman Agency. Then the camera changes to the Team Leader sitting in the backseat as he stared at the screen before turning to the driver.
"To the shop, Please," The Team Leader requested to the driver,
"You know. We still haven't learned what's the name of this guy," Yang noted, and others agreed to her as some turned to Crestin, "Care to share it with us?"
"I'm afraid can't," Crestin answered, much to their disappointment. But he held his hand up to them, "But you'll know soon enough,"
Everyone nods at this answer then focused on the screen again.
the car pulls up in Savile Row outside a tailor shop with the name 'Kingsman' displayed on the front of the glass display showcasing suits. The team leader then exits the cab and goes inside the tailor shop.
"A Tailor Shop? Well, that's something, especially when the shop's name is 'Kingsman'," Weiss commented, "Isn't that a little too obvious?"
"Maybe they're just hiding in plain sight," Ruby assumed,
"I'm liking the suits," Coco commented, "If only there were other tailor shops like that in Remnant,"
As he makes his way to the front desk, and Tailor raised his head and saw him.
"Arthur is in the dining room," The Tailor said,
The Team Leader then went to the Dining room on the second floor of the tailor shop and opens the door.
There, An old man presumably Arthur was sitting at the first seat of the table.
"Arthur," The Team leader greeted
"Galahad. The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast," Arthur said, as he gestured at the empty seats,
"Who is he talking about? There's no one else but that old guy in the room," Ruby questioned,
"Maybe they're all invisible!" Nora assumed,
"Or that old man is just crazy," Neo assumed,
"I don't think that's the case," Ren said, "Either way, it looks like we're going to find out soon enough,"
The camera then switches to Arthur's point of view, and both he and Galahad slipped on some glasses. Once Arthur wore his, Holographic Images of seven more Kingsman Agents appeared sitting…
All except for one…
"Whoa! He just slipped on those glasses and now we're seeing other men present," Jaune noted,
"It kinda resembles my semblance," Emerald noted, "But without the whole aura thing,"
"Impressive," Ironwood noted, as he cupped his chin, "Kingsman technology is somewhat unique considering its deceptive design makes it look like just regular glasses,"
"Not to mention, it displays the holograms of every Kingsman present as soon as Arthur wore them," Winter said, as she took notes,
"I wonder if my father could replicate such a thing," Penny wondered,
"Guess Nora's right. They are indeed invisible as soon as Arthur wore the glass," Pyrrha said,
"Score!" Nora cheered to herself while Neo crossed her arms and pouts for getting it wrong,
"Don't worry, you'll get it right next time," Yang said, as she pats Neo on the pat a couple of times,
"Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years since we last had occasion to use this decanter. Lancelot was an outstanding agent and a true Kingsman. He will be sorely missed," Arthur stated, then hold up his glass, "To Lancelot"
"To Lancelot," The other Kingsman Agents toasted in unison as they followed Arthur's example,
Then they all drank their glass to commemorate their fallen agent.
Everyone, excluding Katana and Crestin, decided to join in as they made their glasses filled with their drink of choice and made a toast to Lancelot.
"To Lancelot," Everyone toasted and drank their drink
After the Kingsman finished their drink, they set their glasses down.
"I intend to start the selection process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow. I want each of you to propose a candidate and have them report to UKHQ no later than 9:00 p.m. GMT. Thank you," Arthur instructed, then the meeting ends as they all took off their glasses,
A moment later, Merlin arrives just outside the dining room.
"Merlin, Come in," Arthur said, and Merlin enters the dining room while the former turned to Galahad, "Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries who were experimenting with biological weaponry,"
"Oh, This ought to be something," Qrow said, and he and everyone else listened,
"Glasses, Gentlemen," Merlin instructed the two, and they wore their glasses back. Merlin then taps onto his clipboard and displays the information on a large mirror, "Uganda, 2012. Synthetic cathinones. You put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base- rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities,"
Everyone couldn't help but groan in disgust at what happened to the guerrilla soldiers.
Merlin then tapped onto his clipboard and showed more information on Lancelot's investigation, "Chechnya, 2013. Insurgents turned on one another. Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, but no trace of any chemicals of any kind,"
"So what happened to Lancelot?" Galahad enquired, and Merlin tapped one on his clipboard that showed the Remote Cabin from before.
"He tracked them to this property in Argentina. While he had them under surveillance, he became aware that they'd effected a kidnapping. So he executed a solo rescue mission, which failed," Merlin reported, then displays a report saying 'Kidnap Victim is Professor James Arnold, "This is his last transmission,"
"Who is he?" Galahad questioned,
"Some climate-change doomsayer expounds something called Gaia theory about the world healing itself or some such. But what's curious is he's not actually missing," Merlin told, then revealed a surveillance feed of Professor Arnold walking out of some university, "This is Professor Arnold, at Imperial College this morning,"
"Valentine let him go after kidnapping him? That seems a bit… suspicious," Blake noted,
"Yeah, after what we've seen earlier. I initially thought that Valentine was going to keep him by his side at all times," Crim said, "Guess I was wrong,"
"It's all yours," Arthur instructed as Merlin gave the files to Galahad, "And don't forget your membership proposal. Try picking a more suitable candidate this time,"
"17 years, and still evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you. Need I remind you I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man?" Galahad pointed out, "He was as much Kingsman material as any of them. More so,"
"But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?" Arthur corrected, "Let's face it, Galahad, your little experiment failed,"
"With respect, Arthur, you're a snob." Galahad insulted, as he stood up and walked out to the doors,
"With respect?" Arthur said, a bit offended,
"The world is changing. There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins," Galahad remarked, then left the room,
Almost Everyone couldn't help but chuckle at Galahad's comment. But Ironwood and Winter remained neutral as they didn't find Galahad's insult funny since they are military after all, and Weiss didn't find that funny at all as she frowned at the screen.
"Oh man, now that's one way to insult your boss," Neo said,
"And he did just that in the most formal way possible," Crim added,
"I hope he doesn't get fired by saying all that," Weiss said,
"Oh, don't be such a killjoy, Weiss. It's a movie after all," Yang reminded,
'Just wait til' you reach the church scene' Crestin noted in thought,
After they've had their laugh, they continued with the movie.
The scene soon changes to someone wearing a necklace with Medal of Valor. As the camera zooms out, It reveals grown-up Eggsy looking at himself in his bedroom mirror. After a while, He then tucks his Father's Medal into his shirt.
"Hey! It's Eggsy," Ruby recognized,
"Wow, He certainly aged well," Yang commented,
"You're not getting attracted to him, Are you?" Neo accused,
"What? Of course not, I'm just commenting on how Eggsy looks like as an adult," Yang reasoned,
Neo still had her suspicion on her. But then decided to let it slide and watch the movie.
"Eggsy? Eggsy, come here," Eggsy's mother called out,
Eggsy then went to the living room and saw his mom with some guy presumably his Stepfather, and another guy sitting on a chair as he watched the news.
"Got any Rizla, babe?" Eggsy Mom questioned,
"No," Eggsy replied,
"What's Rizla?" Ruby questioned,
"French Brand of rolling paper for making handmade joints or cigarettes," Crestin answered,
"They sell those just to have people make their own cigarettes?" Winter sternly questioned,
"Yes. In fact, the creator of Rizla sold rolling paper just to buy a single bottle of champagne and that's where he started his business in the first place," Crestin answered,
"Well, that's one way to make a business," Qrow commented,
"Why don't you do your mum a favor, go down to the shop and get some?" Eggsy's Stepfather requested,
"Get them yourself," Eggsy rudely said,
"Oi. What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?" Eggsy's mom lectured,
Then Eggsy turns to the guy watching the television.
"Three's a crowd, isn't it? Why don't Dean's poodle go?" Eggsy suggested,
Crestin and Katana snickered at the suggestion while everyone turned to them.
"What's so funny about what he said?" Yang questioned,
"Well… The fact that Eggsy called Dean's friend a poodle. It's even funnier considering that the guy's actual name is 'Poodle'," Crestin said, then showed them a picture of an actual Poodle,
They all understood the joke and laughed a bit. But a few of the female audience managed to restrain themselves as they were intrigued by the dog's appearance.
"I'm going, to be honest. That dog is kinda cute," Pyrrha commented, and the other females agreed to her comment,
After a while, they put their focus back on the movie.
"I'll tell you what," Dean takes out some cash in his pocket and offered it to Eggsy, "Why don't you take this, and get some Rizlas, get yourself some sweets, and while you're gone. We'll show your mother how three can be good company,"
The mature adults could only feel disgusted by Dean's comment while Ruby and Penny were a bit clueless on what he just meant, and Nora being Nora.
"What does he mean by that?" Ruby questioned,
"We'll… tell you when you're older," Yang reasoned,
"Even if she's older. It isn't good to have her know," Crim stated,
"The kid's got a point. You shouldn't know," Qrow agreed,
After everyone regained their composure, they continued to watch the money again.
Eggsy reluctantly takes the cash from Dean's hand, and soon heard his baby sister crying. A moment later, Dean started kissing Eggsy's mom.
With Eggsy's mom currently preoccupied with Dean, Eggsy decided to tend with his baby sister.
"There we go," Eggsy whispered, gave the pacifier to her sister's mouth, and caressed her cheek with his thumb, "Is that better?"
Everyone ignored Dean's inappropriate manner toward Eggsy's mom and smiles at Eggsy's caring nature to his younger stepsister.
Yang couldn't help but reminiscence the past when Ruby was younger. Whenever she needed her, She would be there for her.
Winter thought of the same thing as she was reminded herself of the time when Weiss was younger.
Jaune too, even though his sisters can be annoying at times, he still loved them.
The rest had their happy moment regarding family. But there were exceptions to this, like Qrow due to his estranged relationship with his sister, Cinder when she murdered her Abusive Stepmother, Stepsisters, and unintentionally killed Rhodes, and finally, Ozpin when Salem had turned evil and killed his previous reincarnation as well as their own four daughters.
After a while, everyone snaps out of their thoughts and continued with the movie.
Eggsy then leaves his apartment to do what he was told to get. The scene then changes to a pub called 'Black Prince' where Eggsy and his friends were drinking.
"If Dean treats your mum so bad, why don't she leave him?" Ryan questioned,
"Low self-esteem, that's her problem," Jamal noted,
"Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem? Eggsy's mum is well fit," Ryan said, then he and Jamal laughed before holding his hand up to Eggsy,"No offense, bruv,"
"It's all right," Eggsy assured, "One of these days, I'm going to smash his face in,"
"Are you mental, cuz? He'd just get that lot to do you and then pretend he knew nothing…" Jamal said, while unintentionally pointing at some thugs sitting at another table.
Unfortunately, The thugs noticed and Ryan nudged onto Jamal to stop pointing, "About it,"
"Oi! You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing, just 'cause our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum?" Rottweiler interrogated,
"Pretty much, yeah," Eggsy mockingly answered,
Qrow chuckles at Eggsy's answer, "The kid's got balls, I'll give him that,"
"Bruv, just leave it. Let's just go, man. It's not worth it," Jamal said,
But it was a bit too late as Rottweiler and his thugs stood up and approached them.
"You boys have outstayed your welcome. Leave," Rottweiler ordered as he gestured them to leave,
Eggsy then stood up to Rottweiler while Ryan and Jamal followed were about to leave their table.
"What?" Rottweiler questioned directly at Eggsy,
"Sorry about that, bruv," Eggsy apologized,
Then, Eggsy and his friends walked out of the pub.
"Yeah, Mug," Rottweiler said, and he and his thugs stole the drinks on the table,
Eggsy and his friends were now seen outside the pub.
"They weren't fucking worth it, boys," Ryan remarked,
"It's freezing… Why are we walking?" Eggsy questioned, as he holds out some car keys he had stolen from Rottweiler,
Everyone was a bit surprised when Eggsy pulled out some car keys. But the former thieves knew more
"Wow, He's good," Emerald commented,
"He just stole those car keys while apologizing to him," Neo said, "Kid's got talent,"
"Um… Should we be worried about them?" Jaune questioned as he referred to the former thieves,
"I'm sure they won't do something like that here," Pyrrha assured,
"And even if they did, I'll know immediately," Katana added to relieve to the problem.
"You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?" Jamal questioned,
"Yeah. Now we're going to nick his car," Eggsy responded, unlocked the car doors.
"Fucking… Shit! Move, bruv!" Ryan demanded as the three of them entered the car.
Inside the pub, Rottweiler and the other thugs were enjoying drinks until everyone heard the engine revving.
"Hold on, Boys," Rottweiler said,
Once Rottweiler went out of the pub, He spots what Eggsy and his friends were doing.
"Hey, that's my fucking car! Hey! Hey! Eggsy, I swear, you want to fucking stop it! You're a fucking dead man! Stop it! I'm gonna fuckin' have ya!" Rottweiler yelled as Eggsy was doing donuts outside the pub.
Eggsy and his friends ignored Rottweiler and enjoyed their joy ride while mocking Rottweiler in the process.
"Well aren't they immature," Winter commented, and some of the serious audience agreed with her,
Qrow and some of the immature audiences couldn't help but laugh at this.
After Eggsy stopped doing the donuts, Ryan turns to him, "Come on. Floor it! Eggsy! Floor it!"
Eggsy did just that and drives off while Rottweiler furiously watched them go, "Wanker!"
"What does 'Wanker' mean?" Blake questioned,
"It's a vulgar slang in British. It means contemptible person," Crestin answered,
"What does contemptible mean?" Ruby asked,
"It means he's deserving contempt. Which also means he's either worthless or despicable," Weiss answered,
Ruby understood before turning back to the screen.
Rottweiler then pulled out his cellphone and dialed Dean, "Yeah, Yeah, Dean, Look, it's me. Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah. Yeah, I've come out the pub, he's done about 15 doughnuts in my fucking face, and he's drove off. No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me, and that means he's disrespecting you,"
A moment later, Rottweiler soon spots Eggsy and his friends now driving in reverse as a police car chased after them.
"Oh, hold up! What the…" Rottweiler said as Eggsy drives past him,
"Now they're in trouble," Penny remarked,
The scene is now focused on the police chase. Eggsy and his friends were still having the time of their lives even with the police chased them.
As the police chase went on for a couple more blocks, Eggsy was still driving in reverse but made several turns to avoid collisions from cars and buses. After a while, Eggsy continued the chase in an alleyway.
but when Eggsy spots a fox crossing the street, That's where their fun ends when he took a turn to avoid running it over and crashes into a parked car and a light post.
"Immaturity aside, Eggsy's driving skills are quite impressive," Glynda commented,
"It reminds me of Dum-Dum when he was operating that Mech. But without the whole crashing into cars and all," Neo remarked,
But everyone soon 'oohed' at the scene where Eggsy avoids hitting the fox and crashes into a parked car.
"Looks like the fun's over for them," Yang remarked,
"Dick," Ryan cursed, while the light post falls onto the car,
"Foxes are vermin, cuz. Should've driven it over," Jamal noted,
"Should've done a lot of things. I'll sort this. Get out of the car," Eggsy demanded,
Ryan and Jamal hesitated, but Eggsy soon yelled, "I said get out of the fucking car!"
Ryan and Jamal did just that and ran out of the scene while Eggsy bought some time for them to escape ramming into the police car.
Everyone 'oohed' again at Eggsy ramming the police car. But they did notice something from it.
"Despite Eggsy breaking the law, I could tell that the kid cares about his friends," Qrow commented, "What he did right there is proof of his selflessness,"
"Still, Selfless or not, He had broken the law for reckless driving, and he will soon spend some time in prison," Ironwood strictly remarked,
"The Strict type. Even though you're from a different Remnant, you're still the same General as I remember in my Remnant," Crim said,
"And what do you mean by that, Mr. Hartwood?" Ozpin questioned, and everyone's looks were directed towards Crim,
"Let's just say that there are some things that never changed," Crim noted,
Everyone was confused, and some wanted to ask questions. But they decided to keep their questions to themselves first focused on the movie for the time being.
The scene soon changed to some police station. In one of the interrogation rooms, Eggsy was being interrogated by a Police officer.
"Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor amongst thieves. Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with, or you go down," The Police officer stated, "It's up to you,"
"I want to exercise my right to a phone call," Eggsy said without a second thought on ratting his friends to him,
"Uncle Qrow's right, He really isn't one to turn his back on friends," Ruby said, and Qrow smirked and ruffled his young niece's hair a bit,
The policeman then sighs, stood up from his chair, and ripped off a piece of paper, "Well, I hope it's to your mum, to tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner,"
"I feel like that's a light sentence," Winter said,
"Well, he didn't hurt anyone in his driving. So, I guess that can be a fair sentence for him," Yang said,
After the Policeman left the room, Eggsy then takes out the medal around his neck, turns it, and dialed the number that's written in the back.
Then he waited for someone to pick him up as the phone was ringing.
"Customers Complaints? How may I help you?" The Receptionist questioned,
"Um… My name's Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek. I'm in Holborn police station, and my mum said to call this number if I ever needed help and…" Eggsy explained but soon gets, "I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number,"
"His real name is Gary Unwin? Then why is his nickname Eggsy?" Velvet inquired,
"Allow me to explain," Crestin told, and everyone turns to him, "Eggsy's full name involves around a Comic Book Writer 'Mark Millar'. Gary is a reference to a character named 'Gary London' from a comic book called 'The Secret Service' that's based around this movie, 'Eggsy' is a nickname of his childhood friend, and 'Unwin' is his wife's maiden name,"
"Wait! Wait!" Eggsy called out, then recalls something else regarding when calling the phone number, "Oxfords not Brogues?"
"… Your complaint has been duly noted, and we hoped that we have not lost you as a loyal customer," The Receptionist said, then hung up afterwards.
"That's it?" Weiss questioned, "He just makes the call, said the phrase, and she just hung up?"
"Maybe there's more to it than we originally thought," Ren noted,
Just outside the Police Station, The same police officer who interrogated Eggsy was having a smoke break until he heard his phone ring and proceeds to answer it.
"Yeah? You what? I… Yeah. Yes, I totally understand," The police officer said, hangs up from his call, and threw away his cigarette as he angrily walks his way into the police station.
At the same time, Eggsy walks out of the police station after being released from custody.
"What the… I thought he was going to jail? Why is he walking out of the station?" Blake questioned,
"Whoever he called earlier. I'm guessing that they pulled some strings and covered the whole thing up as if nothing had ever happened," Qrow said, and everyone agreed to him,
Eggsy then makes his way down the stairs where Galahad waits for him.
"Whoa! He's just come out of nowhere! So totally like a spy," Nora commented,
"And a Gentleman Spy at that," Coco added,
"Eggsy. Would you like a lift home?" Galahad questioned,
"Who are you?" Eggsy asked,
"The man who got you released," Galahad replied,
"That ain't an answer," Eggsy pointed out,
"A little gratitude would be nice. My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal. Your father saved my life," Galahad, now introduced as Harry, explained much to Eggsy's surprise
"So… What do you think so far?" Crestin questioned,
"Aside from blood, death, and immaturity. I will say that this movie is just… AWESOME!" Yang yelled out, as she raised her fists up high
"I agree. Not only Kingsman aren't an only professional agent, but also refined gentlemen when in the field of the mission," Winter said, "But I do feel for what happened to Lancelot though,"
"I feel the same. But I am curious on what their training program they go through," Ironwood said,
"But I'm curious on what other gadgets and weapons these Kingsman Agents have. Like that pistol Lancelot had, and those glasses that allowed them to see those holograms while we couldn't," Ruby said,
"Well. Those questions will soon be answered as we went further into this movie," Crestin said, "But before that. Do any of you have any questions you want to ask Crim?"
"I have one," Ozpin said,
"Yes, Professor Ozpin?" Crim asked,
"Who are the other members of your team?" Ozpin questioned, and everyone even Katana was curious for Crim's answer,
"The Team Leader is me, The Second Member is 'Piers Black', The Third Member is my younger sister 'Snow Hartwood', and the fourth and last member is 'Tim Belladonna'," Crim cited,
Apparently, Cinder and Emerald widened their eyes when the third member's name was revealed and the same can be said for Blake at the fourth member.
After a moment of silence, Blake was the first to say something, "Belladonna?"
"Yes, Blake. In my Remnant, Tim Belladonna is your older brother," Crim revealed, much to Blake's surprise, "But he isn't biologically related to you, He once told me that your parents adopted him when he was an orphan in the past,"
"And… What about Piers Black? Is he related to Mercury or something?" Emerald questioned,
"Indeed, he is. Piers is Mercury's blood-related Brother. But Piers is the younger brother while Mercury's the older brother," Crim said, "Also, Mercury's a good guy in my Remnant. The same can be said for you and Cinder, Emerald,"
Everyone was surprised by this, but Cinder and Emerald were way more than the rest of them.
"Those three are the good guys?" Neo questioned,
"Yes, but as for you, Neo. You weren't since you were still Roman's partner," Crim revealed, and some were a bit disappointed to hear about this.
"Then… What happened to Fall Maiden?" Ozpin questioned,
"About her… Someone else assaulted her, and tried to take her Maiden powers," Crim answered, "But Qrow managed to save her, and she's currently comatose beneath Beacon Academy,"
Ozpin was disheartened that some things never changed. Even in another Remnant. To lighten the mood up a little, Ruby decided to give the most important question she could come up with.
"Crim, I have a question too," Ruby said,
"What is it?" Crim asked,
"What weapons do you use?" Ruby questioned,
"That's a good question, Ruby. In that case, A short demonstration is in order," Crim stated, as he stood up and showed both of his pistols to them, "Ruby. This is Magnus and Altum. I designed and made them both myself,"
Ruby couldn't help but squeal in sheer excitement, rushes out of her seat, and inspected both guns while intentionally holding onto his arms, "Is there anything else?!"
"Hey, easy there, Ruby," Crim said, while everyone just chuckled at the weapons enthusiast. After Ruby sat down, courtesy from Yang. Crim continued with his demonstration, "Not only did I design and make these pistols. I also did the same thing with my holsters for a certain function I made,"
"What sort of function?" Yang questioned while keeping her sister seated,
Crim smirked at this question, placed his pistols back into their holsters, changed his hold with his right hand holding the left pistol and his left hand holding the right pistol.
Then he toggled a switch from the stocks of both pistols, straighten the stocks, then drawn his weapons out. The holsters turning into one edge sword blades, and the pistols serving as their handles.
Ruby squealed a lit louder, and some were impressed by the transformation, "They can turn into swords!"
"Indeed, They can. The holsters are made out of the lightest metal I could get my hands on, comes with retractable one edge blades, and another special feature I installed," Crim said, then he turns to Katana, "Can you make something for me to hit on?"
Katana nods and creates a column of ice for him.
Crim then presses the trigger on his sword, the edge of one sword brightened in an orange color. Then sent a diagonal slash towards the column of ice, resulting in a fiery explosion upon impact.
"You can enhance the edge with Dust and perform ranged attacks with it?" Blake questioned while Ruby kept squealing about,
"Yep, but doing a single range attack in sword mode can cost a single round from the clip," Crim explained, as a bullet shell was ejected, "Each clip carries about seven rounds, and I can only carry about eight clips at each a time,"
"Four for each pistol," Qrow remarked,
"You got it," Crim said, then placed his swords back to his hips, toggled the switch again, and both the pistols and holster returned to their normal state,
"Alright, If any of you guys have any more questions that you would like to ask me or Crim. Save those for later," Crestin said, "Cause we have a movie to continue,"
Everyone nodded to that and resumed the movie.
That concludes this chapter and everyone's reaction. I hope I did well since this is still my first Reaction Fanfic. Also, I will tell you all this, I am also working on making an RWBY story where my OCs 'Team CPST' appears, Different changes of the original series, and an OC as one of the Main antagonists since Cinder is different in Crim's Remnant.
It may take a long time, But I promise that I will work on it, and the next chapter of this React Fanfic.
But I'm going to need some help on the future scenes since I'm not great at writing down the exact details of every fight shown in this movie.
That is all, stay safe from the virus, and I will see you all again in the next chapter!