Hello everyone. And today, Dragnarok is going to face one of the weirder villains in my opinion, Kung Food. Before we start, I want to address something.
kyrogue23: Usually one, but sound based villains, such as Guitar Villain, has Damselfly take two aspirins.
Now then, let's get started.
Entry #30
With Wind under my power, I can blow those Akumas away. Anyway, I heard Marinette's great uncle is coming...
Opening Intro(Could Have Been Me by The Struts)(I don't own the song)
At the Agreste Mansion, Drake was hanging out with Adrien, playing some video games. And right now, Drake was kicking Adrien's rear.
"Come on... Come on..." Adrien muttered before his character died. "Ah man... How are so good at this?"
"Lots of practice." Drake said as he shrugged his shoulders. That's when Adrien's phone ranged.
"Hello?" The blonde model asked as he picked up the phone. "Oh, hey Alya. Wait... You need me to do what?"
That last part got Drake's attention.
That the bakery, Adrien ranged the doorbell to the Dupain-Cheng's living area before waiting a while with Drake.
"So... Alya asked you to help Marinette translate a relative of her's?" Drake asked.
"Sounds about right." Adrien said before the door opens, revealing Marinette. "Hey Marinette!"
"ADRIEN!? What in the—uh—what are you—" Marinette stuttered in shock.
"Alya called me. She said you needed someone who speaks Chinese? Well, here I am! Translator at your service." Adrien said as he gives a bow.
"And I'm here for moral support." Drake said as he gives his own bow.
"No! I mean, yes! Uh, where's Alya?" Marinette asked before receiving a text from Alya, who probably confirmed the situation.
The four were now in a car heading to a cooking contest that Wang Cheng, Marinette's grand uncle, is taking part in. Right now, the chef and Adrien were talking to each other in Chinese, while Drake and Marinette stared at the two with confused looks.
"Master Cheng, Is this the first time you've visited Paris?" Adrien asked in Chinese.
"No, I have been here 30 years ago. You can speak Chinese fluently." Wang replied.
"Thank you, Master Cheng." Adrien said with a bow. That's when Wang starts talking in English.
"Oh, my English very bad. Not like your Chinese." The chef said, much to the surprise of the three teens.
"I thought you couldn't speak English." Adrien said.
"Uh, me too." Marinette said.
"Me three." Drake added.
"Oh, no, not good. My English not good." Wang replied, getting Marinette to giggle while Drake chuckled.
"Since our "World's Greatest Chef" contest kicked off, the best culinary masters from around the globe have been blowing our minds with their gastronomic creations." Alec announced as Drake, Wang Cheng, Marinette, and Adrien arrived at the Le Grand Paris.
"Cheng Shifu, I am delighted and honored to have you on our final show, where you will have the chance to defeat all of the chefs who have competed thus far." Andre said as he walks up to Wang, who smiled before he and the teens entered the hotel.
"Only one will be awarded the title of "World's Greatest Chef." The winner's dish will become the new Mayor's Special on the Grand Paris's menu!" Alec said before going up to Wang. "Tell us Cheng Shifu, what dish will you be honoring our panel with today?"
"My dish is: Celestial soup." Wang said after Adrien translated the question.
"Wow! I've heard so much about your legendary Celestial Soup, but today we'll actually get to taste it!" Alec said before ending his broadcast.
"Would you like me to come with you, Cheng Shifu?" Adrien asked.
"No thank you Adrien. Cooking needs no words." Wang said before Alec lead him off.
"Thanks, Adrien, Drake. I'm totally sorry for bothering you two for nothing. I really thought he couldn't speak English." Marinette said.
"It's nothing." Drake said.
"No problem Marinette. It was awesome to be able to practice my Chinese, especially with a Shifu." Adrien said.
"A Shifu?" Marinette and Drake asked.
"That means "Master" in Chinese. Your Mom's Uncle is a great master!" Adrien answered. That's when a annoying, yet familiar voice spoke up.
"Oh look who it is! My favorite person, Marinette Dupain-Cheng." Following the voice, the three saw that it was Chloe. "I mean, seriously? Does your great-uncle really expect to win the contest with a SOUP!? It's not even a main dish! Please! Doesn't he know how to make sushi like everyone else?"
"Japanese people make sushi, Chloe. Cheng Shifu is Chinese!" Adrien said with slight anger.
"Plus, that's racial stereotyping." Drake said with a growl.
"Besides, he's not like "everyone else". My Great Uncle is the best chef in the world. His soup is legendary!" Marinette shouted.
"Well, I despise soup." Chloe said crossing her arms.
"So what?" Marinette asked.
"Didn't you know? I'm on the jury. Your uncle will not be getting my vote, for sure." Chloe answered in a snobby tone.
"Oh yeah? Well, he doesn't need your vote to win! There are other judges with much better taste than yours." Marinette said, getting a chuckle from Drake and a undignified look from Chloe. "Huh, silly me, you don't have any taste! I mean, look at what you're wearing."
"Ew! Don't talk about me like that." Chloe said before stomping off. "You've made a big mistake."
"Man! You just put Chloe down hard!" Drake said with a laugh.
"Wow, you really stood up for Cheng Shifu. He would've appreciated that." Adrien said.
"I'm not sure. I don't think he likes me." Marinette said in a sad tone.
"Why? You're family." Drake asked.
"Oh no, you're wrong." Adrien said.
"No, I swear! He even ripped up the bouquet I gave him." Marinette said.
"WHAT! Why?!" Drake asked in a shocked tone.
"Cheng Shifu isn't just a chef, Marinette - he's an artist! He told me he was gonna put flowers in his Celestial Soup. He said he improvises on faithful things that come his way. The flowers he mentioned must be the ones you gave him!" Adrien said, getting a surprised look from Marinette and a understanding one from Drake.
"So... you think he actually likes me?" Marinette asked.
"Totally! He's shown you great respect in his own special way." Adrien answer as he puts his hands on her shoulders with Drake nodding his head in agreement in the background. Marinette lets out a happy sigh.
A while later, the contest was about to begin.
"As usual, our panel of gourmets is made up of Andre Bourgeois, the mayor of Paris and owner of this luxury hotel, his daughter Chloe, representing the younger generation, hot rockstar Jagged Stone and his killer crocodile Fang, and finally, the divine head chef of this very hotel, Marlena Cesaire, and yours truly - Alec!" Alec said, introducing the judges for the contest. "It's time to determine the fate of Cheng Shifu's famous Celestial Soup. Let's get tasting!"
The judges, minus Chloe, who just twirls her spoon, tastes the soup, only to immediately spit it out.
"What IS this!?" Alec shouted as Wang Cheng, Drake, Marinette, and Adrien gasped.
"Uh, I don't think this soup would fare well with our guests! I'll give it a 3/10." Andre said.
"Seeing as it's pretty unappetizing, maybe I'll pass on the tasting, but I'll still give it a zero!" Chloe said.
"Ech! It's like kissing a member from the Zombeats! Negative zero." Jagged Stone said.
"I'm sorry, but it's inedible. I give it 1/10." Marlena said.
"Uh... I..." Wang muttered as Drake, Marinette, and Adrien looked at each other, feeling sorry for Wang. The chef goes up to Chloe's soup and tastes it, only to spit it out. "Uch! I don't understand, I never put these ingredients in. It's a mistake. Someone sabotaged soup!"
"I'm sorry, Cheng Shifu, but I'm giving you a zero, too, which brings your score to 0.8/10 - the lowest so far. Celestial Soup will therefore not be in the hotel's menu this year, and you will not be named "World's Greatest Chef"!" Alec said as Drake sneaks out of the room and hides in a nearby restroom where he unzips his fanny pack, letting Spyro and Cynder out.
"Looks like Marinette's great uncle is going to be akumatized." Drake said.
"No doubt Chloe sabotaged his soup to get back at Marinette." Spyro said.
"I never met such a brat..." Cynder growled.
"We'll deal with her later. Transform Me!" Once Drake turned into Dragnarok, he held out a peace sign. "Don't Dare the Dragon!"
Exiting the restroom, Dragnarok soon found himself in the pool area where Kung Food with a captive Chloe are already there.
"So you're today's villain. Dragnarok said before stepping towards the villain. "Okay, I would ask nicely for you to hand over your Akuma, but you don't strike me as the negotiating type, so out of personal respect, I'll just get right to the ass-kicking."
"Another surprise ingredient, and dragon flavored too." Kung Food said before pointing to a brainwashed Jagged Stone. "You! Go capture Ladybug and Cat Noir, I'll handle Dragnarok."
"Yes, Master Kung Food." Jagged said before running off.
"Brat Soup even more powerful with superhero flavor." Kung Food said.
"I will not eat your soup!" Chloe shouted.
"Foolish girl. You are not eating soup, you ARE soup!" The villain said with a cackle.
"Someone help! Let me down!" Chloe cried.
"Don't worry, you will be let down soon enough. Hahahaha!" Kung Food cackled.
"As much as I want to see the brat punished, I think that's a little far." Dragnarok said before blowing a gust of wind, pushing Kung Food over. Getting back up, Kung Food tosses a bunch of nacho shurikens, which Dragnarok counters with wind buzz-saws.
"The soup is going to be Kung Food's masterpiece!" The villain shouted as he pulls out a pair of chili pepper nunchucks.
"We'll see about that." Dragnarok said as the fanged mouth of his mask opened, revealing his real mouth. Kung Food swings the chili pepper nunchucks at Dragnarok, only for the draconic hero to take a bite out of it and ate the piece. "Mmm... Spicy food... My favorite."
"Do you have to tie me up above this foul-smelling liquid! My designer clothes are going to stink of grease!" Chloe cried as she continue to dangle above the soup filled pool.
"Soup not greasy at all! Kung Food soup very well-balanced. Hahahaha!" Kung Food shouted. The villain then notices the projector he was using to spy of Ladybug and Cat Noir displaying Jagged Stone trapped in a closet.
"Get me out of here! Come on!" The brainwashed guitarist shouted.
"Bad sous chef." Kung Food mutter before turning to Andre. "You! Do me justice!"
"Yes, Master. Phew!" The brainwashed Mayor said as he took off. Kung Food then turns back to Dragnarok.
"Now, where were we?" The villain asked.
"Me kicking your ass!" Dragnarok shout as he launched a fireball, only for the villain to block it by bringing out a giant steak shield. "Okay, that was cheap."
"Honor isn't a ingredient for this soup." Kung Food said before charging at Dragnarok, only for the draconic hero to perform the Twister attack, fling the villain back.
"Then I'll blow you away." Dragnarok said before pointing to the projector, which show the Mayor wrapped in a rope of sausage. "Besides, Ladybug and Cat Noir will help me stop you soon enough."
"Pea-brain! Useless! My recipe not perfect without those two!" Kung Food growled before pointing at Marlena and Alec. "Capture them, and don't mess up or you'll end up in soup, too!"
"Yes, master." The two said before taking off.
"My hair is ruined! Do you know how long it took to style it this morning?" Chloe cried.
"It won't be a problem soon." The villain taunted.
"Ladybug, help me!" Chloe shouted.
"What do you think I've been doing here?!" Dragnarok growled at the captive. With his attention else were, Kung Food fling a blob of sticky dough at the draconic hero, sticking him to the floor. "What the-?!"
"Time to add dragon flavoring." Kung Food said as he approaches the struggling hero, only for Hawk Moth's light mask to appear on the villain's face.
"Hold it, Kung Food. Don't add him to the soup. I have some uses for him." Hawk Moth said telepathically.
"Well, it seems that dragon isn't in recipe." Kung Food said. That's when an Odonata flies in and land on Kung Food's chef hat.
"Greetings, Kung Food, I am Damselfly, and I bestow upon you more ingredients to use as you please." Damselfly said.
"Thank you, Damselfly." Kung Food said before facing the projector, which showed Ladybug and Cat Noir.
"We're almost there." Ladybug said.
"Great. All this fighting has made me hungry!" Cat Noir said.
"Kung Food is generous. No need to choose between cheese and dessert, you get to have both!" Kung Food told the heroes through the projector before facing Chloe. "Ah, temperature's just right. Time to add main ingredient!"
"Oh, no no no no noooo! Ah!" Chloe cried as she was reeled into the soup. Luckily The duo arrived and Cat Noir uses his staff the cut the rope while Ladybug uses her yo-yo to catch Chloe. "Ladybug, what took you so long!? Just wait until I tell everyone—" Ladybug then drops her.
"Oops."
"Oh no! My Brat Soup will be so flavorless." Kung Food cried.
"That's the least... Do you guy smell something cooking?" Cat Noir asked as he sniffed the air. Following the smell, everyone saw the dough that was trapping Dragnarok was turning into bread. Once it was completely cooked, Dragnarok ate his way out.
"What took you two so long?" Dragnarok asked as he walked up to the duo.
"Had a few road blocks." Ladybug said before turning to face Kung Food. "I know you're more honorable than this, Cheng Shifu!"
"I am not Cheng Shifu, I am Kung Food — the Greatest Chef in the World! And nobody will stop me from finishing my Brat Soup!" The villain said as he took out a pair of sushi tonfas.
"Get back Chloe!" Ladybug shouted, causing the blonde girl to flee as the three hero charge at Kung Food.
"I take care of you three myself!" The villain said before he started attacking with his tonfas. The three dodges the strikes while delivering their own attacks.
"Cat Noir! The akuma must be in his chef's hat! Try to grab it!" Ladybug shouted. But before Cat Noir could move, Kung Food throw some sort of powder in his face.
"Ow! It burns!" The feline hero cried.
"Haha! Like it spicy?" Kung Food taunted, only for Dragnarok to blow the tonfas out of the villain's hands with a cyclone.
"I know I do." The draconic hero said as he wipes some of the powder off Cat Noir's face and eats it.
"Lucky Charm!" Ladybug shouted as she throws her yo-yo in the air, creating... A check dispenser. "A... check?"
"You've have got to be kidding me!" Dragnarok growled.
"And I think it's gonna be a steep one." Cat Noir said.
"You think you can beat me with a piece of paper!?" Kung Food shouted as he pulls out a pizza sword.
"You're one to talk, Kung Food. You've been trying to defeat us with sausages and cheese! Without any luck, I might add." Cat Noir taunted, getting the villain to growl. Kung Food starts swing his sword, only for Dragnarok to take a bite out of the pizza blade. Ladybug then dips the check paper in the soup before wrapping it around Kung Food.
"Cat Noir, all his weapons come from his bag. Destroy it." Ladybug ordered.
"Got it. Cataclysm!" Cat Noir shouted as he activates his power and destroys the bag, causing Kung Food to fall over and lose his hat, which Ladybug picks up and rips, releasing the akuma.
"Your days are over little akuma! Time to de-evilize!" Ladybug shouted as she throws her yo-yo and captures the akuma. "Gotcha!" She then releases the purified butterfly. "Bye bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!" Ladybug then throws her yo-yo in the air, returning Wang and everything else back to normal.
"Pound It!" Ladybug and Cat Noir fist-bumped as Dragnarok took off.
"This evil dinner was almost perfect. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, so watch yourself — I'll be ready to strike again!" Hawk Moth shouted in anger.
"Talk about indigestion..." Damselfly mutters as the window closes.
In the Le Grand Paris' kitchen, Wang was making more Celestial Soup, as the jury decided to give him a second chance.
"Could you teach me how to make Celestial Soup, Cheng Shifu?" Marinette asked as she brought her great uncle more flowers.
"With pleasure, Marinette." Wang said.
"Cooking needs no words." Adrien said.
"Indeed." Drake said. That's when Chloe appears.
"Seriously? Still making soup? I told you I hate soup! You think the jury is going to approve of this?" She said.
"Didn't your father kick you off the jury?" Adrien asked in irritation.
"No he didn't! I... er... I... resigned." Chloe said in a nervous tone.
"I think Cheng Shifu and Marinette have got this covered. Why don't we let the real jury decide?" Drake said as he pointed to the exit.
"Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!" The brat said as she stomped out of the kitchen.
"If it were up to me, she would've have to eat every last drop of the contaminated soup..." Drake muttered as exited the kitchen.
Returning to "The World's greatest Chef", the judges were tasting the real soup.
"Cheng Shifu's delicious Celestial Soup has received the highest marks overall, making you the final winner!" Alec announced.
"Ah, and it will soon be the Mayor's Special on the restaurant menu of my prestigious hotel!" Andre said.
"Rock n' Roll! I can't wait to get home and write a song about soup!" Jagged Stone shouted.
"Thank you, but no longer Celestial Soup. Now called: Marinette Soup." Wang said with a bow.
"Thank you!" Marinette said in Chinese.
"You're welcome." Wang replied as Alec walks over to the bluenette.
"Come over here and stand alongside your uncle, the "World's Greatest Chef"!" He said as Adrien and Drake gave her a thumbs-up. Marinette goes up to Wang hugs him.
A while later, Drake, Marinette, Wang, and Adrien enjoyed a bowl of Marinette Soup.
And that's Kung Food. Hoped to enjoyed.