The last time a human was seen outside of the Virgo supercluster, Phil hadn't even hatched yet. For all intents and purposes, there should never be a human outside of that border. There shouldn't be, but Phil was looking at one.

Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy accepted a job to collect a legendary weapon from a ruined castle, abandoned decades ago by its power-hungry nobility. They did not expect this weapon to be a person, trained with the sole purpose of serving in their master's wars. Faced with a man who has lost all concept of being anything but a weapon, they decide to take The Blade home.

It's been a few months since Herobrine saved Nuka from execution and befriended him, until suddenly an old acquaintance of Herobrine's shows up and offers him the chance to finish off his brothers once and for all. Something Herobrine had wanted for a long time. But will it really be that easy? ATTENTION! This is the second book in my Minecraft series!

What to do with a man who carries the end times in his veins? How to deal with their voice? Or: Techno is the harbinger of the apocalypse, an immortal who will destroy the world if he is freed. And thus he is kept in chains.

A series of connected one-shots that take place after the ending of "Stephan". Rated T for mentions of trauma and potential violence.

When Annabelle planned a short vacation to get away from the tedium of her farm, she didn't expect to come across an island not present on any map. She expected even less to be taken prisoner by the sole inhabitant and not allowed to leave. But not all is what it seems in her captor's world, and the strange relationship she has with her kidnapper may become something more.

Various oneshots that aren't connected to any of my other fics. Very Herobrine-centric. Rated T for violence in some of them.

Devoid of memory or purpose, a new Crafter is pushed forth into the unforgiving land of Minecraftia. Armed with nothing but his wits, he must…well…actually he's pretty witless. Hopefully he won't get killed in the first week. Hopefully.

Alex is a simple mob hunter, living a simple life in a small village. However, her life is thrown upside-down when she accidentally receives the memories and powers of the infamous Herobrine, who was recently imprisoned and sentenced to execution. With the help of Herobrine's allies, Alex has to learn to control her power while trying to avoid being killed by her newfound enemies.

Los Sanatos is new, new. A decade-old township running on the back of a gold rush. No enforcement, no licenses, no work safety. Every outlaw has their own code of honor. Industrialism moves fast but one man is determined to keep things as they are.

Quackity - leader of the Las Nevadas gang - gets taken hostage by The Eggpire. That in itself is already bad enough, but then he finds himself sharing a cell with the last person he wants to see. At least Techno is too feverish to be much of a threat.

Violet is a close friend of Aphmau. What happens when she's included in the best and worst adventures. I don't own anything except Violet. Also expect very far apart updates. Cover image is Violet and drawn by moi!

había un sentimiento creciente en su pecho que Cellbit ya no podía ignorar. La muerte había acelerado sus planes y por más daño que le hiciera al corazón y lealtad de sus amigos él debía de recordárselo constantemente. Es por Bobby que lo hacía. Es por Richarlyson que lo hacía. Era por el resto de los huevos que lo hacía. Era por sus amigos que lo hacía, y era por Roier.

Quackity totally doesn't like his neighbor. Why would he. The man isn't pretty or anything- plus, he's weird. It takes Quackity a while to figure out why he's so weird. But as soon as he does, he's trying to prove it or, the three chapters of how Quackity grows close with a vampire

Follow Steve's epic journey through a not-so-average world, and watch as he gets entangled in a prophecy concerning the fate of the land, as well as his lost memories. Contains many references to the game's history, familiar moments and characters, as well as cut content. Minecraft belongs to Mojang and, by extention, Microsoft. I only own the OCs and the overall story. (WIP)

Quackity had a country to run, citizens to take care of, casinos to operate and a facade to maintain. So he prayed to Prime that Wilbur Soot would get out of his fucking way. And what if Wilbur disliked him just as much but just really, really liked walking around in other people's space? Well, clearly something has got to change here. Or, a fic right after Quackity denied Wilbur

Despite how Quackity may... be. Despite his normally upset demeanor and occasional attitude, Wilbur likes the guy, truly does. So he tries to drop a few hints five times things Quackity was far too oblivious, and the one time he caught on To each their own chapter

A batch of short stories set within the Origins SMP stream server. Fics will be short, fluffy and feel-good.

This set of one-shots will be completely random, but will usually include various YouTubers that I watch. Rated T for extreme paranoa. Dropped

An orange haired futanari has just spawned into a fresh overworld.

Tommy is an ancient vampire. He has watched as humans made the same mistakes over and over again, and flipped off at least a vampire hunter or three. But he has never seen the kind of devotion this family shows for each other. It is dangerous to get attached to things - especially mortal things - at Tommy's age.

Techno makes a friend, tries to get his pod a gift, and ends up beached. Not really in that order.

A one-shot

Tommy had to have noticed how worn out both his father and older brother had been. Maybe he was bored since they couldn't give him as much attention as they used to. Maybe Tommy was just acting out. Techno didn't know. All he did know, was that he didn't have time to entertain Tommy's silly stories about a person the size of a hamster living in their walls.

(Dream SMP - Technoblade centric) Technoblade never dies. That doesn't mean he won't have his fair share of close calls and sticky situations. (oneshot collection)