Hello and welcome to a brand new Fic! For those of you who don't know, I also have another Fic called Sisters For Life, so if you can also check that out, it will be much appreciated!

I've had this as a plan for some time now, and I think it's time to do it!

So sit back, and enjoy the story!

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Ruby's POV

There were many things that I was expecting when I first woke up. From Yang being all cheerful and ready to go, to Blake lazily getting out of her bed, to Weiss being grouchy when she first woke up. I came to expect it so much that it became somewhat of a routine, something that I would expect to happen.

Which was why I was greatly surprised when I woke up this morning and was met with something completely different.

"Hello, and welcome to the Erotic Game System. Would you like a tutorial? Y/N?"

The box in front of me read out in a monotonous tone of voice, sounding exactly like a robot.

I let out a shrill scream in surprise and fell forward on a… table? What was I doing on a table? Better yet, where on Remnant am I!?

I look around my surroundings and notice that I was in a tavern of sorts, along with the rest of my team, who just now woke up due to my scream.

They let out a scream soon after as well, probably just as confused as I was as to why we were here.

"What the hell is going on!? Where are we!? Why is there a box in my face!?" Those were just some of the panicked reactions that I was able to discern. Yang sprung to a fighting stance on instinct, ready to do battle at a moment's notice. Weiss automatically went for her weapon that would've usually been at her hip, but it wasn't there, it was still in storage at Beacon. In fact, none of us had our weapons on us at the moment.

I stood back to back with Yang, scanning for any kind of threats just as she and the others were doing at the moment.

We stood there for a few short moments, looking all around the room in bated breath, waiting for anything to strike out at us. From my left, I noticed Blake's recently discovered cat ears twitch like crazy.

I slowly loosen up my stance after a few moments, realizing that there were no enemies in sight at the moment. I will still keep my guard up, just like they taught me at Signal and now Beacon, but it seems safe for the moment.

I sigh, and then speak, "So, what was the last thing you guys remember before waking up?" I ask them, and they visibly lower their guard as well.

Weiss spoke up, "The last thing I remember was falling asleep in bed, then waking up to you screaming." She told us, with both Blake and Yang nodding along in agreement.

"What could have happened? Were we kidnapped in the dead of night or something? Because I think I would remember making my way to a tavern like this." Yang spoke up from my side, glancing around at the whole tavern.

That seemed like a good idea at the moment, so I took a quick glance as well.

The tavern was actually surprisingly large, with it having two floors filled with multiple tables all around us. The whole building looked to be made of wood, like something you would see from an old western movie in Vacuo.

Directly in front of us is the thoes swinging tavern doors, except, these lead into pitch black as soon as you leave. It was honestly quite disturbing.

At the main back sat a small bar with a few stools for people to sit at. Behind that sat a wall full of liquor, completing the old western feel of the tavern.

If it wasn't for the fact that we just randomly woke up here with no knowledge as to how we done so, it would actually be a pretty nice place to be. But, that wasn't the case at the moment.

"Well, it looks like a normal tavern at the least." Blake spoke up after the place as well. We all nodded at that, having came to the same conclusion.

"Now," Weiss spoke up once more, "what is the deal with the box and why is it tiltaled that." She couldn't quite suppress her blush at the end. If it was any other time, I would have considered it cute, but now wasn't the time to be caught up in that kind of stuff.

We were all silent for a moment, trying to figure out something to say. "Want to press it?" I asked them. They glance my way with uncertainty in their eyes, but they do nod.

I nod back, and then focus back on the box and the prompt inside it. I was left a bit stumped, thinking on how I would press something that was literally in my mind, but I was eventually able to figure it out by thinking about clicking the 'Y' button.

"Thank you for selecting the tutorial, please, allow me to explain the situation you all are in." I tense back up as the robotic voice comes back. From what I can tell, the others also heard the voice if their tensing was anything to go by.

"You have all been ("randomly") selected to inherit the Erotic Game System, (Party Edition), via a deal with the gods of your world. If you wish to learn about that deal, then please get in contact with your gods."

"Huh? Wait, wait, wait, gods are real?" I heard Weiss chime up in disbelief. I was right alongside her, that wasn't just something you dropped on someone and not expect a response. There were many questions that I now wanted answered, but the monotone voice of the robot droned on.

"Despite the title of the system, sex is not all this system is about, though it is a core feature." I was willing to admit that I did feel some relief from that, but mainly I was just left confused as to what on Remnant this whole thing was about.

"Where you are currently presiding is your Hub area. In here, time in your world is nonexistent for the moment, so you won't have to worry about the logistics of it all." That was yet another bomb dropped on us, but at this point I was just getting used to it.

"Here, you'll be able to rest, plan what you want to do, and just generally enjoy your time here. Your joy is our number one priority after all."

"Now, onto more important things, about the system itself." I tensed up, now actively paying attention as to what the voice was about to tell us.

"Seeing as how this is the first time we've developed a system like this, we decided to "go for broke" as some would put it. Some features we've added, some we've taken out, so expect some kinks here and there."

"That isn't ominous at all." I heard Yang mutter from beside me, a hard look dominating her face. Weiss and Blake were right alongside her at that, nodding in agreement.

"So, as to apologize for that, a gift of one lottery token each has been gifted to you."

Just as I was about to ask what that means, I was immediately answered, "Congratulations! You've been awarded a (lottery token)! Would you like to use it? Y/N?

"Please select 'Y', and the token will appear in your hands. To use it, just break it in half."

Following the voice's instructions, I mentally selected the 'Y' button, and just like it said, a token appeared in my hand. It was small, about the size of a quarter, and was gold in color. On its front, it had the word 'lottery' and on the back it had 'token' written on it.

I looked to the others to gauge their reactions, and it was just as I expected. They all had bewildered looks on their faces, like they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing in front of them.

Blake was the first one to break from her stupor, "So… who wants to go first?" She asked in a worried tone of voice. That seemed to have broken Weiss and Yang from their own as they finally broke their gaze from the token.

We were silent for a moment, silently daring one another to go. It was getting to the point that the tension was killing me, and the fact that I was team leader so I might as well act like it. Having steeled myself, I spoke up, "I'll go first." They all sent looks of pity my way as I said that, a guilty look coming over their faces. I just smiled back at them and focused back on the token.

It wasn't hard to use, with me having to barely give any strength whatsoever to break it in half.

"Congratulations! You used (lottery token)! Now randomly selecting a prize." I sat there for about five seconds with bated breath as I waited for the thing to be done. Just as I was starting to get worried, the voice spoke once again.

"For easier explanation, the tokens that were given to you will showcase the reward that you got. Note: This is the only time this will happen, if you wish to tell your teammates what you get in the future, that is entirely up to you."

"Congratulations! You got (Skill: Soul Reaper 1/10) from the lottery! We hope we'll see you again!" Just as I was about to ask what that meant, the robotic voice spoke again, "To view a skill's description, concentrate on it."

Doing as it said, another box appeared in front of me.

*Soul Reaper 1/10: Beware of the Reaper, as they know the soul! Do 2x bonus damage against enemies with a soul, and 4x the damage against enemies without one. Note: This skill can be upgraded.*

"Congratulations! You unlocked an Epic Class Skill! May your luck continue!"

My eyes were wide as I read the description of the skill, that seemed overpowered.

"Congrats Ruby, nice going." Yang said from beside me, clapping her arm on my shoulder.

Weiss and Blake smiled at me and offered congratulations of their own, though it was easy to tell that they were still coming to terms with the whole situation. We all were.

Weiss was the next one to speak up, "I'll go now." She said, staring a hole straight through the token. She broke it in half, and the same prompt I had came back again.

I didn't pay attention to it, instead, I was focused on her reward.

"Congratulations! You got a (Pokemon Egg) from the lottery! We hope we'll see you again!

As soon as the notification was dismissed, an unusually large egg appeared out of thin air and plopped into Weiss's waiting hands.

We stood there in shock for a little bit until Weiss sighed and focused back on the egg.

*Pokemon egg: Can you be the very best, like no one ever was? Inside this egg lies a Pokemon that isn't considered a Mythical, Legendary, or Ultra Beast. Incubate it and see what will come from it! Time till hatch: three days.*

"As an incentive, a Pokeball has been given to you for free! Can you catch them 'em all!?"

A red and white ball materialized in the air and fell on the table where we were sitting at when we first arrived. "What the hell is a Pokemon?" Weiss said in utter confusion as she held the egg and ball. The egg was plain white like any other kind of egg that you would find in a grocery store. This whole entire situation was confusing, so much so that I wasn't even that surprised right now.

Blake was the next to speak, "I guess I'll go next." She said and uncerimounsily broke the token.

Again, the same prompt appeared, but it was the reward that I was focused on.

"Congratulations! You got (Dragon Ball: the whole series disc) from the lottery! We hope we'll see you again!"

Just like Weiss's egg, her reward materialized in the air and dropped into her waiting hands.

It was a case like you would see for video games or music discs. The cover had a spiky haired man doing multiple martial arts poses from being a kid, all the way up to adulthood. As he got older, I noticed that his hair started to change, from blonde, to spiked blonde, to blonde with no eyebrows, to red, to blue, to complete silver, just like my eyes. It looked cool, but I think Blake got snuffed compared to Weiss and I.

Blake just sighed and placed the case on the table, an annoyed look spreading across her face.

I reached out and placed a hand on her shoulder, "Hey, maybe you'll get something better next time?" I tried to cheer her up, and it seemed to work. She gained a small smile on her face and nodded my way, taking my hand into hers and squeezing it a little bit. A small blush appeared on my face at the gesture, but it was quickly overshadowed by Yang speaking.

"Guess that just leaves me. Let's do this!" She spoke with far more enthusiasm than us, actually looking quite excited to break her token. We all had a smile spread across our faces at her energy. Leave it up to Yang to cheer us all up.

Again, the same prompt appeared once more, but I focused on her reward, and got a massive blush for doing so.

"Really." Weiss said from beside in an embarrassed tone of voice, her face going scarlet with her hands unconsciously going to her face. I didn't blame her whatsoever, as I did the same thing as I read the description of Yang's "reward"

"Congratulations! You got (One use Futa Potion) from the lottery! We hope we'll see you again!"

From the air, a small bottle of blue liquid came into being and plopped into Yang's hands. It was about three inches in height, 1 and a half inches wide, and two inches tall. It had a small cap at the top that you could unscrew and drink from it.

With a sigh, Yang concentrated on the bottle.

*One use Futa Potion: It's (sorta) a trap! Look out! When drinking this potion, a penis of about eight inches will appear just above the vagina of the drinker. To get rid of it, the bearer of it must ejaculate. How you do it is completely up to you, but we would recommend that you enjoy it! Note: Only works on females, or people who don't have a penis.*

"Well, that's just great." Yang said, placing the potion on the table. "It seems Blake and I got unlucky this time around." She said, letting out a little chuckle.

I couldn't help but to let out a chuckle of my own, even when something like that happens, Yang still somehow keeps up her optimism.

"Now that that's out of the way and you know just what kind of rewards you can get from the lottery, we can move on."

We all let out a sigh and awaited for the voice to continue.

Well, there it is, I hope you enjoyed it!

To start out, no, Sisters for Life is not abandoned or anything like that, I just wanted to write something new and get some experience in writing smut for when that story eventually gets there. So, don't worry about that.

You should also know that this story won't be taken as seriously as my other one. That doesn't mean that I won't try, far from it, as who would read something that was half-assed and enjoy it? This story will be on the funnier side of things, so I would recommend to not take it as seriously.

You should also know that I was this close from making the story title in Latin, but I decided against it. Would've been kind of funny though.

As you can see, this system is going to be a little different from the norm. How so? Find out by reading more!

If you have any kinds of suggestions, I'm open to them, but do know that I may not use it. But please, comment that as I would love to hear them!

If you have any suggestions as to what Weiss's Pokémon should be, then please type a response, as I still haven't fully decided. Just know that it will more than likely be an ice type (for obvious reasons) so take that into account.

For those curious, the robot voice sounds like the default AI voice from Stellaris. I just found that to be quite funny given the whole entire situation that Team RWBY is placed in. But, if you want to imagine it differently, then go ahead, whatever immerses you more.

I also typed this out on Google Docs, so let me know if anything looks weird.

This between Volumes 1 and 2, just to let you know.

If you liked it, please let me know, if you didn't, also let me know, it only helps me!

But, that's all I have for you now, so until next time, and have an amazing day!