Hello Kitties
I do not own MHA
This is going to be a Crack one shot. Maybe I'll add on to it in the future, Just depends on the demand and what people think.
My Chaos Academia
Antics of Class 1-A
Izuku is sitting in the back of the classroom. He had arrived early because Mei told him she would meet him in his class as her first class was her personal shop time and she wanted to show him something.
"So what is it that you wanted to show me?" Izuku questions with a slight smile on his face.
Mei looks at him with her wide gleeful cross hair golden eyes. "I have hacked into the Principal Nezu's Amazon account. I figure we could have a little fun with it and send a few gifts to a few "FRIENDS"." She tells him stressing friends at the end.
An evil giggle escapes Izuku. This made Katsuki stop dead in his tracks as he looked at his old childhood friend and the crazy support girl. "Deku. I know that laugh and I don't like it." He tells the two as his crimson eyes narrow in on him.
A chaotic gleem is in his bright jade eyes. "We wanted to send a few "FRIENDS" gifts." He said as he stressed friends to the explosive blonde.
Now this is something Kachaan wanted in on. "I want in." He tells the two.
The two share a look with each other with evil grins as they look back at Katsuki matching his own smirk. "So who would you like to give first?" Questions Mei as she looks at the two boys.
With the shared looks Izuke and Katsuki speak as one. "Shigaraki." They chorus as one.
Mei grins maliciously at the two young Hero hopefuls. "Alright. I do have several ideas." She tells the two.
"What would that be goggles?" Questions Katsuki with a sneer on his face.
"Well….I was thinking of one of those pet cones that they use to keep dogs from licking themselves after surgery. Then about industrial grade lotion for his chapped skin." Said Mei as the two boys fight the giggles from escaping their lips.
"Oh that would be funny to see." Izuku gasped as he began seeking the items quickly.
"Do you know where to send it too?" Mei questions now wondering if they had any ideas where to address their gifts for Shiggy.
Katsuki drops his bag on his desk. Beginning digging through his bag. Within seconds he found what he had been looking for. Something he hadn't given to the Heroes. As he had a feeling he and his friends/classmates may need this in the future. He was glad he hid it. He pulls out a black address book from his bag. "I took the troll's address book." He said with a smug grin on his face.
Izuku and Mei look at him with wide eyes. Before wicked grins creep across their faces. "Give it here." Mei orders him as she takes the book and flips through it. Seeing where the fool head stayed at in the pass and what was going to be base two. An old Mansion on the edge of town. "Here." She points as it stated hideout 45. Right under the old bar that they had found the ash blonde.
Izuku adds a gift basket of Diet Flaming hot Mt. Dew with cool ranch doritos. "I do hope he enjoys it." He states as they all break out giggling.
"What next?" Questions Mei as they look at each other and a glint appears in Izuku's eyes as he had spotted something yellow hidden away in the corner that their sensei always hides away in. "I think we should have some fun with Aizawa-sensei." He tells them.
"What are you thinking about?" Katsuki questions him with a frown.
"How do you think Aizawa-sensei would react to his entire class in sleeping bags when he arrives?" He questions the two.
Mei tilts her head to the side. "I think he might just ignore it. Also might make him take a step back out of the class to make sure he was in the right homeroom." She tells him.
"We should do it. See if we can get the sleep bags in everyone's colors." Katsuki adds as Izuku nods his head as began ordering 20 sleeping bags in different colors with exploding streamer bombs as well as random cat toys, cat ears, tails along with cat collars with bells.
Now the two looking over his shoulders arch brows wondering what the hell Izuku is thinking as this was a little much. After changing the shipping address. He clicks pay and has all of them shipped within two days.
"I think we should wait for our next surprises. I want to see if we would get in trouble from Nezu." Izuku tells them as they both nod in agreement to his words as they don't know how the rat/bear/dog thing they call Principal would react to their misuse of his personal Amazon account.
Nezu's Office
Unknown to the trio Nezu is watching them laughing his ass off at the antics of his little sweet cinnamon roll, his explosive pomeranian, and insane explosive creator. "I think it was a wonderful idea to allow Mei to find the school's Amazon account. For it is worth it." He tells himself as he takes a sip of his tea.
Inside the teachers lounge chills run down everyone's spins. "Something wicked is coming our way." Present Mic tells the others as he wants to break down in tears. If his quivering lip was any indication to it.
1-A Classroom
Izuku, Mei, and Katsuki chatter about who is next to pick on. This is the sight that the entire Class 1-A walks in on. Each of them have a foreboding feeling in their stomachs that something isn't right from the evil glim in Izuku's emerald green eyes. Not sure if it is a good thing or not to have those three together…..for nothing good ever comes from it. Expressly when Izuku is in this state.
Shouto walks towards the trio. In his expressionless eyes lock with their own eyes. "What are you three planning? For each time we find you three together. Something happens and we all have hell to pay afterwards." He tells them as his hands move towards the pocket's of his pants. Never breaking eye contact with them.
Izuku grins. "You will see in two days." He tells the dual color hair boy.
Shouto just nods his head as he surrenders himself to the fate the three before him had signed and sealed from himself and the others. With that he turns on his heel and walks back to his seat. Settling down in it for the start of class. As the others slowly trickle into the classroom. Keeping away from the trio.
"Well boys. I need to head to head off before sleepyhead comes to class. As well, Powerloader might wonder and worry why I am not in my personal shop working." Mei tells them as if it was her free period. Powerloader only worries when it's too quiet when it comes to the pinkette.
"Yeah, it might be for the best as Mr. Aziawa always gets worried when he spots us together." Izuku tells her as he gives her one of his sweet innocent grins.
"Yeah, we don't need to tip our hand just yet." Katsuki tells her as he closes and hands her back her personal built laptop.
"C'ya." Mei tells them as she turns on her heel and waves over her head as she leaves the classroom.
Two days later
A knock coming from the old wooden double doors, draws Dabi to it. Opening the double doors, standing before him is an Amazon Delivery person. "I have a package for Mr. Shigaraki." Said the man as he hands the three large packages to the scared man standing before him.
Dabi looks at the packages handled in his arms as he kicks the doors shut as he heads towards the living room. Where the sounds of video games could be heard coming from. "Hey jackass. You have a delivery." He shouts as he enters the living room he steps down the single step heading towards the old weathered coffee table resting behind Shigaraki's back.
Everyone in the living room turns to look at Dabi. "What? What the fuck are you going on about scarface" Shigaraki demands with a slight growl, as he pauses Motral Combat and looks towards Dabi as he had already placed the packages to rest ontop of the old weather coffee table. "I'm not fucking stupid to order shit to this address." He growls out as he twisted around to face the packages that are now sitting before him.
Ripping the boxes open Shigaraki's right eye begins to twitch as he pulls out the huge jugs of lotion from the first box, as in the second box he pulls out a strange plastic thing as he arches a brow at. Dabi pulls it out of the other's hands and begins snickering as he knows what it is. As the little fucker before him is going to be wearing the night ends as he definitely needs it. Once Shigy is done with opening the last box. He glances over at Twice as he points to Shigaraki and the now formed cone in his hands. Said masked man just nods his head as for once in his life he didn't speak up. Dabi's head snaps back to the scream escaping Shigaraki's mouth. As he snorts at the sight before him and the others. In the final box are two cases of dieting Flaming Hot Mt. Dew and cool ranch doritos.
"I don't like Cool Ranch, as Nacho cheese or taco flavored doritos are the only ones I like! Before he could begin his ranting and throw one of the cases at Dabi. Dabi and Twice move in quickly as they wrap the dog cone around Shigaraki's neck. "Who ever fucking sent this is a fucking God or Troll." Dabi laughs out as Twice and himself spin around on their heels taking off running for their lives as everyone else is laughing their asses off at the sight before them.
Toga stops her crazed giggles as something catches her eye. "What's that hanging from the cone?" She questions as now Dabi had snuck up behind Shigaraki to duct tape the fool's gloves to his rest, To make sure the cone doesn't come off anytime soon.
Spinning Shigaraki around Dabi snatches the note from the cone. As he just walks away from the slightly fuming man that is trying to get himself free from the cone and gloves. "Hmmm…It appears Shiggy has a stalker." He said between snickers as Shigaraki freezes from his personal struggle. His ruby eyes looking towards Dabi with something akin to horror filled ruby eyes.
Dear. Shiggy
We do hope you enjoy our little gifts for you.
Love Deku, Ground Zero, and Chaos
Ps:: You might want to take a nice long soak in the lotion and make sure you wear your cone for a while or until you stop scratching your neck.
I swear to God that it will become infected soon.
P.S.S:: Fuck you! Love Ground Zero
A blood curdling scream could be heard throughout the city. No one could pinpoint where it had come from.
Fear seeped into the hearts of the civilian's. As the weaker will Heroes hid for the night as the other Heroes had put their guards up. As they had gone seeking form where the scream had come from.
As for the Villains. They had for that night it wasn't worth their lives. For the Boogie Man had been proven to be a real thing and whatever else goes bump in the night. They hadn't wanted to find out that night.
1-A's Dorm
Izuku, Katsuki, and Mei are sitting on the couch within the living room in the 1-A's dorm. All three laughing their asses off at the sight of 20 or more boxes sitting before them. "I can't believe we have gotten away with this so far." Izuku admitted to the others between giggles.
"I know. I have a feeling Nezu is also enjoying what we are up to." Mei chimes in with her own thought of why they hadn't gotten busted just yet.
"I have to agree. For what I had heard around. Nezu enjoys screwing with his teachers. His favorite target is Mr. Aizawa." Katsuki tells them with his own devilish smirk on his face.
Izuku giggles. "Yeah, I had heard the same thing when I had asked a few 3rd year's." He also tells them as he sticks his tongue out with a giggle.
Chatter fills the hallway as the others come down the stairs from their rooms as dinner time was growing close and they needed to see who was in charge of making dinner that night.
As the others round the corner they spot a trio as they only know no good will be coming from them. They look up to meet the gazes of their friends and classmates. "Hey guys." Izuku greets them between his evil little giggles.
Upon hearing the greenette's giggles, everyone except for Denki and Eijiro take a step back away from them.
"So, Izuku, are you going to tell me what's so funny?" Denki questions as he walks towards the trio with his wide smile on his own face. He drops down onto the couch between the ash blonde and greenette with curiosity in his eyes as he glances at the two males and peaks over Izuku's shoulder to peer at Mei who flashes him a peace sign with her own crazed grin on her face. He flashes her a bright smile of his own at her.
Slinging an arm over Denki's shoulder, Katsuki grins at him. "Well we did some shopping, Pikachu. We bought everyone a gift. Will make gifts." He tells his electric friend with a smirk on his face as his crimson eyes sparkle with mischief.
Now Denki's eyes sparkle with excitement and wonder at what they could have bought him and the others. "Gimmie!" Is all that escapes his lips as he is bouncing with excitement and his arms held out with his fingers wiggling for his presents.
With excitement seen only in a child, Denki goes to town ripping apart the plastic that is wrapped around the larger gift. His eyes widen with delight as he spots Pikachu's grinning face on the theme sleeping bag. He grins looking at his friends as the two next to him as he hears Mei snickering.
With his large almond shaped eyes he looks at them. "Thank you." He tells them as tears slowly begin to well up in the corners. As he tries to stop himself from breaking down and balling like a baby before everyone.
"There are still two more bags left to open Denki." Mei chimes in, pulling the boy from his internal fight to keep himself from crying. His head snaps up and over towards Mei. "There's more? But, why?" He questions with wonder in his voice. (Just picture Denki sounding like Fluffy when he says "But, why?" That is the voice I heard in my head when I wrote it)
"Because Denki we don't want you and the others to feel left out." Izuku tells him as he nuggles the electric blond with his right shoulder.
Denki gives him a bright and blinding smile. A smile that could even rival Izuku's own smile. Mei hands him the last two packages with a grin on her face.
'He is just too pure.' Izuku, Katsuki, and Mei thought as one as the others just gock at what is going on before them all.
With the same energy he had with opening the first package he tears it open pulling out a yellow headband with yellow cat ears tipped with black as he reaches into the package once more he pulls out a matching cat tail. Looking at the three surrounding him he grins as he is getting a feeling he understands what they are planning. As he moves onto the last package on his lap. Repeating his last actions he tears open the final bag with a black choker with a pokeball cat bell hanging from the center of it.
He looks up to his three friends. He moves his right arm over his eyes to hide his tears from everyone. "I don't know what to tell you guys." Denki tells them.
Pulling him into a side hug Izuku smiles softly at him. "You don't have to say anything Denki. We just wanted to have some fun with Mr. Aizawa and I figure we have everyone in class join in with us. We know how you like Pikachu and wanted to make sure we got you something you would like. For if you push the button on the center of the pokeball bell there is a tiny Pikachu inside of it." He tells his electric blonde friend.
Denki returns the hug with a smile on his face. "Still you guys didn't have to personalize it." He tells them with a watery smile.
"We know Pikachu." Katsuki tells Denki as he pushes his left shoulder into his friend's right.
Now this has everyone moving in closer to see what the trio had gotten them. Looking at the boxes. "Hey." Katsuki calls out stopping everyone in their movement. "We will be the ones handing everything out as you don't know what we have gotten. Well you know. But, you don't know the themes or colors." He growls out at them. As they take a step back from the explosive ash blonde.
Izuku smiles at them all. "Don't worry. We'll call your names with each one we pull out from the boxes." He tells them all with his friendly sweet innocent smile on his face.
After about an hour everyone had been given their sleeping bags along with their cat ears, tails, and chokers.
Look at the three Tsuyu large onyx eyes blink with her frog themed items in hand. She glances at Izuku and backs down at the green cat ears with black tips and matching tail. With a black choker with a little frog face bell hanging from the center. "I do have to ask one thing." She tells them
"What would that be?" Mei questions the frog-like girl as her eyes zoom in on her.
"Why did you guys get us sleeping bags as well as the cat ears, tails, along with the chokers?" Tsuyu questions the trio before her. As she tilts her head to the right with a finger going up to the left side of her mouth.
A devilish smirk slowly creeks across Katsuki's lips as his crimson eyes hold a wicked glim within them. "We want to fuck around with Mr. Aizawa." He tells them with a sneer on his face as he speaks once more. "You can call it payback for all the times he just ignores us in favor of crawling into his God ugly yellow sleeping bag and taking a nap." He tells them.
Everyone slowly nods their heads at his answer as they don't know what to think about it. He had just told them. Their eyes move towards Izuku for answers as they want to make sure what the ash blonde had just said was true or not.
Izuku gives them a blinding smile. "Yes, what he just told you is true." He tells them as he does his best to come across as his sweet innocent self.
Mei and Katsuki snort at his antics.
"I know it is rude what Mr. Aizawa does this to us everyday. It isn't becoming of up and coming Heroes to behave childishly to their teacher." Rants Iida as he moves his right arm up and down in his robotic motions.
Eijiro comes from around the couch towards Iida as he places his right hand on the robotic teen's left shoulder as he shakes his head with a smirk on his face. "Come on Iida man. It's just a little fun. I don't think Mr. Aizawa would mind very much." He tells him with his sharky grin.
"But…" Iida tries to say.
"He is right Iida. We need to have a little fun." Chirps Mina as she bounces around the room looking at everyones things.
With a defeated sigh Iida hangs his head low. "Fine. I shall go along with their plan." He tells them as a small smile is seen on his face.
Mei jumps over the couch landing on Izuku's lap with a grin on her face. "I found the box with the cat toys." She tells him with a blinding grin.
Katsuki stands up as his manic grin grows even larger as even Izuku has the same matching grin on his own face.
'I am so glad they never chose to become villains.' Is the single thought going through the minds of everyone of class 1-A as elsewhere Aizawa feels like death just walks through him.
"Hey Pikachu, Shitty Hair. Gather up all the sleeping bags and shove them into those boxes and follow us." Orders Katsuki as he grabs the sleeping bags closest to him, shoving them into the boxes before himself.
"You got it, Baku-bro." Eijiro tells him with a thumbs up. As he goes to work gathering the sleeping bags along with Denki.
As they head towards the doors Izuku, Katsuki, and Mei stop at the camera as they give it a wave as they know Nezu is watching.
1-A's Classroom
"Alright, put those boxes right there." Mei tells them to point to Mr. Aizawa's desk. "After doing that. Let's move all the desks to the back of the classroom. So everyone has room for their sleeping bags." She orders them as the boys nod their heads as she gets to work setting up the cat toys that need to be hanging from the ceiling.
A-1 Dorm Kitchen
Mina pouts. "It's Katsuki's night to cook. I don't know when he will be back. For it looks like they have a lot to do." She said, still pouting.
Shouto looks up from the box he is holding in his right hand. "I'll order some pizza." He tells her as she is now smiling.
"You're a lifesaver Shouto." Mina tells him as she bounces towards him and hugs the socially reserved boy.
Shouto smiles softly. "Don't worry about it. Endenver is paying for it." He tells her with a grin on his face now.
The two went to work to find out what kinds of pizza to order for everyone. To the point they shot off a few texts to the other back in their homeroom working on whatever they had planned. Even adding Mei into the dinner antics.
Nezu's Office
Unsettling laughter could be heard coming from behind the office's double doors. Making whatever unlucky souls to be here run with fear in their little hearts and souls.
Joy fills him from the trio waving at him. As they had finally caught on. That he knows what they are up to and doesn't mind what they are doing.
"It appears I truly have done the right thing. I wonder what they could come up with next?" Nezu muses to himself with a smirk on his muzzle.
Next Morning 1-A's Classroom
Standing near the door of his classroom, Shouta rolls his eyes at his husband. "I am telling you Sho. I heard Nezu laughing like a madman. I almost wet myself from fear at hearing him laugh like that." Hizashi whines to his husband.
Placing his left hand on his frightened husband's right shoulder, Shouta gives him a reassuring smile as he gives him a reassuring squeeze as well. "Don't worry about it. I am sure we will find out soon what is going on and why he was laughing like a madman." He tells his husband as he moves towards his classroom door to open it.
"Hey Sho?" Hizashi calls out with a little uncertainty in his voice. Shouta turns to look at him as his head moves to the right. With his long wavy black hair moving over his left eye. "Do you… Would you mind if I hang out this morning with you? As I don't want to be alone in the teachers lounge with Nezu creeping around in the shadows." Hizashi tells him.
With a small smile he nods as he reaches out his hand for him to follow after him into the now open door. For him to only run into his husband's back. "Hey? What's going on?" Hizashi quietly whines.
Blinking his eyes several times at the sight before him. To the point his hair begins to float as he makes sure it wasn't someone's quirk screwing with him. As he narrows his eyes on his student's all laying down in all different kinds of sleeping bags that match their quirks or personalities. "What's going on here?" Shouta demands.
Now this has the blonde wondering what the hell is going on within the classroom. Deciding he wants to know he moves to stand on his tippy toes. He sneaks a quick peek over his husband's shoulder only to snort at the sight before them. The heads of the kids begin to peek out of the sleeping bags. The thing that has Hizashi smothering his face into Shouta's back at the sight of the cat ears on all their heads.
Shouta's eyes narrow in on two students snickering in the back of the classroom. Ash blonde hair with black cat ears with orange tips on top of it. Then his eyes move towards the greenette with black cat ears with green tips matching his own green hair. "Whose idea was this?" He demands.
Insane cackling could be heard throughout the entire school. Just the sound of Nezu's laughter made Hizashi wrap his arms around his husband, trembling in fear of what the evil rat overlord is plotting against his staff. Hell, even the world.
A flash from within the classroom catches Shouta off guard as he turns to see Mei appear from behind a specially made full body shield that makes her blend into her surroundings. "Got it." She cheers as she notices an angry red glare sent her way. "Shit. I gotta jet." She cries as she jumps out the open window onto the tree next to the classroom window. "Bye boys." She waves selling out her two companions in crime.
"Midoriya, Bakugou. Out here now." Shouta orders his two troublemaking children. As he closes his eyes. Not wanting to deal with his dry eye. Stepping aside he allows his husband to slip into the classroom to keep an eye on the other problem children as he deals with the two main problem children.
Both boys pale at being called out. "Fuck!" Grumbles Katsuki, as Izuku swallows down the panic rising up. Slowly they unzip their sleeping bags as the others softly snicker at them getting caught so quickly. Katsuki shoots them all a glare. This immediately silences everyone around them. As they head towards the open door. They quietly and quickly move pass Mr. Yamada. Silently looking up towards him. He only offers them a wink and a small wave.
Admitting defeat they dropped their heads. Now wondering if they had made the right decisions in the past couple of days. Stopping before their teacher who has his arms crossed over his chest. He peers down at them with annoyance clearly visible in his eyes.
Leaning against the wall, Shouta looks down at his two student's standing before him. "So. whose idea was this?" He questions the two boys standing before him. "Also how is Mei mixed up in this?" He adds on.
Izuku looks down to the ground. Chewing on his bottom lip. "Well Mr. Aizawa. Mei asked to meet with me several days ago. Because she had found something and wanted to show me." He tells the man standing before him.
Arching a brow, Aizawa moves his right hand up towards the bridge of his nose. "What did she find?" He questions in a tried sigh.
"Well you see. She found Principal Nezu's Amazon account." Izuku begins to tell his teacher.
Shouta's head snaps up with his eyes blown wide open. "You found what?" He demands of the greenette standing before him.
"She had found his Amazon account and we wanted to play a prank on someone else besides you with the sleeping bags and cat ears, tails, chokers, and cat toys." Izuku tells him with a quiver in his voice as he is about to begin to cry.
"The nerd isn't lying. I just happened to show up to class early and found them sitting before Mei's laptop looking at Nezu's Amazon account. Figure, we just go for it. That is when we ordered a few things." Katsuki tells him as he figured it would be for the best to be honest about everything. For they are not going to be getting away with everything anyways. For now they are just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
"Who did you three chose to play a prank on?" Shouta questions with a slight edge to his voice.
"Shigaraki." Katsuki answers for Izuku as he glares up at his teacher. Challenging the older man to tell them something.
"What the fuck?" Shouta exclaims with shock written across his face.
Crossing his own arms across his chest, Katsuki gives his teacher a sideways smirk. "We only sent the bastard an extra large dog cone to make him stop stretching his neck as it looks nasty as well as an industrial strength lotion for his crusty skin." He tells him smirking still.
"Along with that we sent him Diet Flaming hot Mt. Dew, cool ranch doritos." Izuku tells him with his large emerald green doe eyes.
"How in the hell did you know where to send him that stuff?" Shouta demands of the two standing before him. Waiting for them to answer his question. Unbeknownst to the three standing out in the hallway. Hizashi is leaning against the door, eavesdropping on them as he just wants to know. As he doesn't want to be caught by surprise if anything comes from their antics. He didn't want to hear his husband's cliff notes of it either.
A feral grin replaces Katsuki's cocky smirk. "I stole the shitty fuckers address book. I guess he is that fucking stupid. That he has written down all the addresses to all of their safehouses." He boasts to his teacher as the little black book appears in his right hand.
Shouta's eyes narrow in on the little black address book in his explosive student's right hand. "Why hadn't you turned the book over to myself or one of the other heroes?" He questions already growing tired of his two troublemakers antics.
Katsuki tilts his head to the left as if thinking about something. "I wanted to have a little fun with the little fucker first before I even thought about handing this thing over to you or anyone else." He answers truthfully as he still wants to have a little more fun with those losers.
"Just give it to me. So, I can hand that damn thing over to Nezu." Shouta tells him with exaggerated tone of voice
Katsuki snorts at Mr. Aizawa. "I think he has all the addresses. For we put them all in as addresses to ship too." He explains with a chuckle.
"Just give me the damn thing." Growls out Shouta as he just wants to walk into class and cancel it for the day. You know what. That does sound like a good idea. Turning on his heel after stitching the book out of Katsuki's hand. He stalks back into the classroom as his husband appears to have a little blush on his cheeks as if he almost got caught doing something he shouldn't have. "Class. There will not be any classes today." He tells them as he spots as they had already moved all their desks back into place.
Iida being Iida spoke up with his right arm doing its robot dance. "But, why? As it is important for us as inspiring heroes to learn everything we are able to while we are attending U.A." He shouts with shock.
"Several important things have come up and all the teachers will be heading to a meeting here shortly after I speak with Nezu." Shouta tells the annoying robotic child now standing before him.
Accepting his teacher's answer Iida sits back down as he gathers all his items into his backpack as well as his new sleeping bag.
With that Shouta and Hizashi leave the classroom as the others in the class head back to their dorm.
Unknown to Katsuki and Mei. Izuku had made one more purchase when they had gone to get a couple of drinks and snacks for them. The final person he had ordered something for was one Neito Monoma. Something he might not tell the others. Just depends on the reaction of the boy as he should be receiving his little gift soon.
This is a one shot unless I get an idea for someone else that the trio can screw with or if people give me some ideas of who and what to send them.
For I had thought about adding Endenver into it. But I didn't know what to send him at the moment.
I do hope you all enjoy my insanity.