Byleth was a man with a dick, his dick ha da purple tip, His dad Jeralt did not but his mother did. The two of them came on three college students who had escaped from a orgy of thieves. "Haha help us lol not evil," The one in red said. "Please save us, we're children lol not insane," The blue one said. "Haha Run away with schemes lol not upside down," the yellow said. Daddy JEralt decided to help the kids because he liked kids, like a lot, but he did not fuck them like Harry Pooper. All of a sudden, the leader f the theives whose name was Poopstain "No my name is Kostas," Poop stain said to the narrator. The narrator got mad so he slapped poopstain into the next month. When Byleth later arrived at the monastarey he learned the names of the coloured people. Analgard the red one, Meep Meep the blue one, and Chlamydia the piss one. Then fat ass but curvy assed dragon lady gave Byleth the choice to chose one of the Three mouses. The bagel beagles who were red, The Poo Ryan's, and the corona beers. Alchoholic prostitute picked the Corona beers, and the dentist chose the bagel beagles so that left Byleth with the Poo Ryan's and before he could go he threw big green bearded dragon man into the pond for fucking his dad.