Episode 14: Space Movie
Cartman exits the barracks in his pajamas and yawns.
Cartman: Time to get a glass of... (He hears something.) What the? Oh hell no! (He puts on his Coon outfit.) Time to get this son of a bitch.
(Play Southern Nights by Glenn Campbell for the rest of this section.)
Two people were walking down the hallway and it was revealed to be robbers. The Coon was looking at them from a distance. He then noticed more robbers and then, throughout the song, he starts taking out all the robbers. The song ends abruptly.
???: Cut! (It was revealed to be a director.) Kid, you ruined the scene.
The Coon: What?
Colonel Rawls approached them.
Colonel Rawls: They were shooting a movie and the robbers aren't real! They're actors! I paid for them to shoot their scenes up here! After that, they have to go back to Earth to continue their filming!
The Coon: Oh... Hehe... Sorry.
He runs away.
Colonel Rawls: Sorry about that. He's a little too much.
Director: (Sighs) Bring in the stunt doubles.
The next day, they are eating breakfast at the food court.
The Coon: Did you guys know they are shooting a movie up here?
Toolshed: No.
Mysterion: Wait. Since when did that happen?
The Coon: I don't know. When I saw it, I through the place was being robbed. Turned out, they were actors.
Captain Diabetes: What type of actors?
The Coon: I don't know. Some actors in costume. They never told me their names.
Human Kite: I'm hoping you're not planning to sabotage the movie.
The Coon: I won't. I was just wondering what made them want to film here.
Call Girl: If I were you, I wouldn't get in the way of those actors.
The Coon stops eating.
The Coon: The fuck?
Later, they were finished filming more scenes for the movie. The director puts his megaphone up when the Coon approached him.
Director: What the?! You again?!
The Coon: Hey. Sorry for scratching your actors. But I have a question. What made you want to film up here?
Director: Well, I've always wanted to direct a film that takes place in space, and I thought "Why not direct a space movie in actual outer space?" Maybe that's why I wanted to do this.
The Coon: What about your family?
Director: They came with me. The Colonel was nice enough to let us stay here.
The Coon: Okay. What's your name?
Director: I'm Benson Wimbledon. What about you?
The Coon: I'm the Coon. The famous superhero from Earth.
Director: If you're a superhero from Earth, why are you in space?
The Coon: My crazy half-brother blasted me up here!
Director: What?
The Coon: It's a long story. Oh, and what's the actor's name?
Director: His name is Donald McIntosh. Alright. Break's over! And action!
(Play Jump Around by House of Pain for the rest of this section.)
The filming begins with the Donald, who is dressed as a spy, starts running and then he jumps and he goes high, thanks to the wires connected to him, and then he lands safely. The actors, who are dressed as robbers began fighting him. The Coon was happy that he saw the action. Throughout the song, the scene was being filmed. Donald continues to fight the other actors, who were dressed as robbers on camera. And the song ends with the filming was over.
The Coon: Awesome!
Director: Liked my performances?
The Coon: I sure did.
He gives him his picture.
Donald: Remember me when you watch my movie when it comes out.
The Coon: Awesome.
Donald: Actually, you know what? Mr. Director, this kid should have a small cameo in the movie.
Director: Are you sure, Donald?
Donald: Yes, but his clothes are perfect the way they are, so he doesn't need to change.
Director: Fine. Kid, Donald will call you when it's time to film your cameo.
The Coon: Sweet.
At the Freedom Pals room...
Mysterion: You actually got a small cameo in the movie?
The Coon: Yeah. Isn't it awesome?
Human Kite: I don't believe you.
The Coon: Oh really? Well, the actor gave me his number and he'll call me when it's time to film my cameo. In fact, here's my script.
He gives it to Human Kite.
Human Kite: (Reading the script) "I'm gonna help out and take those robbers down." You only have one line.
The Coon: I know. So awesome. You guys want to come watch?
Toolshed: No.
The Coon: Why the fuck not?
Call Girl: Because we're gonna be busy.
The Coon: Fine! I'll just leave and go practice my lines!
He leaves the room.
Captain Diabetes: I wish I had a small cameo in a movie.
In Rawls' office...
Colonel Rawls: You gave one of my recruits a role in your movie?!
Director: Yeah, but look. It's only a small cameo.
Colonel Rawls: Look. I understand that it's a small cameo, but I can't see how this will work.
Director: It'll work. Trust me. And as soon as the last scenes up here and
Later...
Benson: Okay. This is the last scene that's gonna be filmed up here. We have to go back to Earth to finish the rest of the movie. And action!
Donald: Time to kick some ass. (He starts running and noticed the Coon.) Kid, what are you doing?
The Coon: I'm gonna help out and take those robbers down.
Donald: Sorry, Kid. I work alone.
(Play Working for the Weekend by Loverboy for the rest of this section.)
The director continued to direct the scene as the actors in robber costumes practice their fighting. And then they edit the special effects of Donald's scene. Throughout the song, they continued filming the scene for the movie. And after it was done, they are ready to return to Earth to finish the rest of the movie.
Chance Sureshot: We'll be looking forward to the movie when it comes out.
Director: Thanks. Anyways, we're about to go now. See you later.
Recap Robot: Come back anytime.
Director: We will.
They got on a ship and it takes them back to Earth.
The Coon: It was kewl having them over.
Human Kite: Yeah. It was.
Stay tuned for episode 15.