"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Film Lot..." Chris began the recap, sitting in what looked like an office set and wearing a sleazy salesman outfit before the recap footage played. "Vampire movies! What kind of horrific treachery went down? Well for starters, Delanie got the entire girls' trailer against her with her counselor persona, so Trixie and Bonnie hatched a scheme to have the Toxic Film Critics and the Mutant Movie Munchers team up against the Victorious Award Winners so they'd boot her out. Things didn't go to plan though, as King kicked butt against even Jack during the shady pre-challenge, evening out the odds for his team. Melissa caught wind of the plan and tried to stop it, but the Critics took her and the rest of her team out after believing they had gotten all of the Award Winners. They forgot someone though, so the Munchers sent Vergil thanks to Klaas and Melissa picking up on his alliance! Will another alliance crumble? Or will the Critics and Munchers succeed in their team up this time? Will they team up at all? Find out right here, on Total, Drama, Reeeeevenge of the Film Lot!"
Intro Sequence:
It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV
Jazzy piano music began as a shot of a living room was shown. Stairs were in the back, and a piano up against the wall with photos of Donna, Maxine, Flaky, Diamond, and Vergil on the wall with the stairs. Trina then slid into the shot, sitting down in front of the piano and beginning to play it while singing.
But where are those good old fashioned values...
Toby then slid into frame while Trina played the piano, sitting down next to her with a smile and giving her a light hug while Luis tipped his hat to the camera.
On which we used to rely?
Now panning behind the two, Delanie, Beck, King, and Esteban all ran into the living room, raising their arms and singing along with the theme.
Lucky there's a family guy!
The six of them tore off their clothes to reveal golden suits and top hats underneath, with Trina and Delanie wearing golden leotards instead of suits. They all danced in sync with each other with canes, now on a grand stage with fountains spouting water and backup dancers going along with the song.
Lucky there's a man who, positively can do
The six of them now spun their canes in sync while dancing, while on the grand stairs behind the six of them on the stage was Melissa, Nanashi, Bonnie, Kylie, Trixie, Athena, and Lilac on the right, and Klaas, Kahlin, Jim, Jack, Freddy, Thomas, and Flynn on the right, each of them on separate steps across from each other. The fourteen of them all danced fancifully by kicking their legs up to the song.
All the things that make us...
The Award Winners members now moved up the stairs together, still twirling their canes, then tipped their top hats while Chef stood in the middle of them.
Laugh and cry!
Zooming in on Chef, he held up Chris in his arms, with the hosting spreading his arms out as he sang.
He's, our, Family, Guyyyyyyyy!
First Delanie stepped in at the top of the stairs on the left, then Beck on the right, followed by Trina on the left and King on the right, with Esteban sliding in on his knees in the middle while Toby rose from the floor on his own platform. The six of them held the final note together, with them all tipping their top hats again together as the camera panned above them, then cut out to show the title of the season.
After the intro, the episode began with a shot of both trailers, right at the crack of dawn. Zooming in on the girls' trailer, then going inside, all of the girls were asleep except for Delanie. She'd woken up earlier than usual, but didn't look the slightest bit tired. "WAKE UP! All of you!" Delanie yelled as loud as she could, startling the other girls.
Kylie shot up in her bed when she heard the yelling, hitting her head and groaning when did so. "Seriously!? Is it even 6 yet?" Kylie complained, rubbing her forehead.
Delanie just shot her a glare, pointing a finger at her. "Oh I'm sorry, did you want a heads up, or do you prefer being blindsided? Because you all sure seem to like that!" Delanie retorted, making Trixie pinch the bridge of her nose when she heard this.
Athena was completely apathetic to this, just laying back down in her bed and going to sleep. Lilac rubbed her eyes, looking toward Delanie. "What is this all about? Did someone blindside you? Interesting~" Lilac tried using her suave voice, although it sounded a bit half baked due to just waking up.
Trina right away grabbed her notepad and stood by Delanie's side, facing the rest of the girls with her. "Sir, would you care for the notes you requested last night?" Trina asked Delanie, flipped to a spot in her notepad.
Delanie nodded her head, then ripped the sheet out of Trina's notepad once the servant showed it to her. "Of course I want them! I wouldn't have requested them if I didn't want them!" Delanie yelled at Trina, then looked over the sheet.
"Right sir. Apologies counselor Carter." Trina apologized, then just took a step back and watched.
Melissa did her stretches while Delanie read over the sheet briefly, and Bonnie just looked bothered as she knew what was coming. "Ahem! It has come to my attention that some of you campers are conspiring against me! Specifically Bonnie, Trixie, and Lilac were the ones who organized a union against our team! You all failed, and I hope that serves as a reminder to never do that! Loyal campers should never do something like that!" Delanie ranted, sticking to her counselor Carter persona despite the anger.
Melissa walked up to Delanie after that, holding a hand out. "Delanie. I just want to-"
"That's camp counselor Carter to you!" Delanie cut her off.
Melissa paused and just nodded. "Yeah, Carter, I just want to say that I did not approve of my team's involvement with this alliance. I was blindsided as well, and Trixie was the one to take me out of the challenge. Our loss yesterday was well deserved for resorting to unsportsmanlike methods." Melissa formally apologized, waiting for Delanie to shake her hand.
Nanashi nodded in agreement. "Yeah! Klaas and I wanted nothing to do with it! No way are we going to team up and ruin our odds of winning!" Nanashi added, getting a few confused looks.
"Ruin your odds? How does not teaming help your odds?" Lilac asked curiously.
Nanashi shrugged her shoulders. "Well, it doesn't, but who wants to win by rigging the odds? That's no fun!" Nanashi replied merrily.
Melissa wasn't sure what to say to that at first, but just gave Nanashi a thumbs up. "A bit confused, but you've got the spirit. See camp counselor Carter? You can trust that the Mutant Movie Munchers won't try and cheat again." Melissa assured Delanie.
Delanie squinted her eyes, then shook Melissa's hand. "Fine. I'll give you one chance. But know that we won't go easy either. We will win, and we'll send one of you, preferably the Critics, right to elimination!" Delanie stated confidently.
Melissa chuckled, then turned their hand shake into a fist bump. "Heh, I see through that act, I know you wanna win just as much as I do. Won't be going easy either, see you in the challenge." Melissa egged Delanie on, then walked past her.
-Confessional: Mutant Movie Munchers: Melissa-
Melissa had a satisfied smile on her face, sitting with her arms crossed. "That went as well as I figured it could go. Back home, I had to be the one to settle disputes between the girls on the track team, and I guess as the leader of my team, I'll be handling relations with the other girls. I think I'm understanding Nanashi a bit better too. She doesn't want to lose, she just wants to have everything play out fairly and if she loses, then so be it. At least I think that's what it is, and she's a friend of mine if so. After yesterday, I've got some trust issues with some of our team."
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Trixie-
Trixie slammed a fist on the vanity, letting out an annoyed grunt. "Of course I have to get the blame for this! That goody goody leader the Munchers have just had to beat me to making things up! You heard Delanie, 'preferably the Critics', she's gunning for me! But... she also mentioned Lilac. I don't know why Delanie is targeting her too, but if we lose, I'll need to pivot my target. Jack and his cronies will toss me aside if I don't cement myself in this team, so I can't let them think I'm an issue."
-End Confessionals-
A few hours later in the Guys' trailer, Thomas was one of the first ones awake. He did his usual scan of the other guys, making sure they were all well while he got dressed. That was until he checked on his bunkmate to see how he was doing. "Toby? Did something keep you up?" Thomas for once initiated conversation, using a quiet voice.
Toby looked a bit tired, but he just rubbed his eyes and shook his head. "Don't worry, Luis and I are perfectly fine. Right Luis?" Toby assured Thomas, also using a quiet voice.
Luis nodded in agreement, then put his top hat on after Toby handed it to him. "You betcha. Sounds like nya woke up on the wrong side of the cat tower is all. Nothin' more to it at all." Luis stated happily.
Thomas accepted this answer and gave Toby a very awkward thumbs up. "Good to hear. Stay safe." Thomas told Toby, then began to walk away.
Toby noticed that everyone else was asleep as he tied his shoes, so he got up from his bed and followed Thomas. "Thank you for your concern Thomas. I've been hearing things. It might have been from sitting next to the waste during the challenge yesterday. From you though, I think I heard you talking about a mission. But when I checked your bed, you weren't even there. It's a little confusing, sorry if it sounds weird. Might have just been a bad dream too." Toby explained to Thomas.
Thomas covering his mouth with his hand for a moment, hiding his actual reaction to this. "It was just a bad dream, or a hallucination. Because I was in my bed all night, sleeping just like the rest of you. I assure you that." Thomas replied swiftly, then turned around and hurriedly left the trailer.
Freddy got up not long after and walked up to Toby, seeing as he was the only other person awake in the trailer. "You were talking to Thomas? Lucky you, can't get a word out of that guy usually!" Freddy joked as he got his top hat on.
Toby faced Freddy, sharing a light chuckle with him. "Is that so? I'm glad he's opening up to me at least, perhaps I can convince him to open up with you guys as well. I was just sharing a hallucination I had with him." Toby responded, rubbing the back of his head.
"Hallucination? Didn't take you for the kind to get high. Although you do kinda have that hippie Henson energy to you." Freddy questioned Toby, raising an eyebrow.
Toby shook his hands, as did Luis. "No no, not that at all. I would never do that. My hiding spot last challenge was next to a bunch of toxic waste, and I was worried that I had been mutated in some way. But it was all a hallucination, so I'm relieved it was simply that and nothing worse." Toby answered, pointing to his ear.
"Ahhh, gotcha. Yeah, after seeing what Petunia went through from the last seasons, getting mutated here would be the worst. Gonna go check on Jack now and get breakfast, see you man." Freddy now understood, then waved goodbye to Toby and left the trailer.
The sound of the door slamming made Toby wince, but he also just left to go get his breakfast, closing the door quietly on the way out. Flynn got up after Toby left, as did Beck, King, and Jim. "Ar ye mateys! How goes it this morning?" Flynn greeted the other boys, letting out a hearty laugh afterwards.
King didn't respond to him though, just getting dressed quickly and walking to the exit briskly. "Was it somethin' I said? I know some peeps ain't got the kindest opinion on me talkin'." Flynn asked the other two awake as King left the trailer.
Beck shook his head, putting his hands in his pockets once King left. "That's just what he does. Do everything as efficiently as possible, and that doesn't include talking to us. You get used to him just doing his own thing." Beck answered, completely neutral to it.
Jim crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. "And ya just let him? Sounds like he's too confident for his own good if he thinks he can just say nothing to his team. Vergil didn't like him either, and I see why." Jim stated, giving Beck a judging look.
Beck smirked, then began to walk to the exit of the trailer. "Funny hearing that from you. But he helps in the challenges, so... don't really need to do anything about it. Anyway, gotta get breakfast, gonna see what Delanie's new act is." Beck told them, giving a two finger wave with one hand before putting it back in his pocket and leaving.
Kahlin hopped out of bed after this, giving a gleeful smile to Jim. "Jim, my man! Glad to see ya still in the game. How's my favorite contestant doing today?" Kahlin playfully greeted Jim, snickering afterward.
"You took out Vergil, you think you have any right to greet me like this!?" Jim threw a punch at Kahlin since he was close, but Kahlin of course expected this and stepped out of the way effortlessly.
After that, Kahlin put on his baseball cap and tipped it to Jim. "Energetic as always I see! I'd drop the attitude though, Vergil did turn the entire team against you last night. You might want to try making some friends. Do you even have options left? Ah well, I'll let you figure that out. Wouldn't be fun if I just told you what to do, you don't take orders from people like me anyway." Kahlin teased Jim, then just walked out of the trailer without a care.
Jim went for another punch, but Kahlin just took two steps faster out of the way, leaving Jim to clench his fists in anger. "That brat thinks he can taunt me? I'll show him! I'm gonna carry our team today, and no one else is gonna even think to get rid of me after that!" Jim declared, with Flynn clapping his hands as he listened.
"That's the spirit matey! Someone crosses ye, ye just put 'em in their place! That's how I always settle things with rival pirate crews, just show 'em we're better and they leave us alone see? Be careful with that Kahlin though, his smile ain't quite reachin' his eyes." Flynn advised, then walked out of the trailer.
-Confessional: Mutant Movie Munchers: Jim-
Jim looked frustrated still, scratching his chin. "I know what Kahlin is doin'. He's trying to poke at me until I burst and send myself packing. Vergil used to help hold me back, but I need to control myself a bit better if I want to stick around longer than Kahlin. First step to keeping my place on this team, recruit Bonnie. Everyone's been ignorin' her. And she's probably easy to get good graces with. After that, I'll just have to look like I play fair and get Melissa on my side. That's the issue with tellin' everyone what you're all about, it makes you extremely manipulatable. You think I'm just a brash guy with nothing else of note? I'm just playing it up so the others don't know what I'm thinking. Yeah I've got a short temper sometimes, but I'm no Eva or Jo."
-End Confessional-
In the craft services tent, most of the contestants were now getting their breakfast. Jack was already there eating, his arm already back to normal. Freddy was still looking for him though, so he was eating alone. "Wonder where Fredbear is... crap. Should have told him I was getting breakfast early." Jack said to himself as he looked at the empty seat across from him.
That was until Trina walked up to him, giving him a friendly wave with one hand while holding her tray of food with the other. "Hi Jack, you don't mind if I sit with you right sir?" Trina greeted Jack meekly.
Jack shrugged his shoulders, then pointed to the seat across from him. "Eh sure, why not. Freddy isn't gonna be here for a while I'm guessing. Don't you normally sit with Delanie?" Jack gave her permission, then took a bite of his food.
The breakfast was roasted tree bark with parmesan cheese on top, with mystery meat stew on the side this time. Jack didn't have a problem eating it, while Trina mostly just poked at the gross 'breakfast' while taking a few nibbles. "Wellll, I usually do, but she's rather angered right now and would prefer to be alone sir." Trina answered, then pointed with her fork to Delanie on the other side of the table.
Delanie was angrily biting her tree bark, also not having a problem eating it. Klaas and Nanashi were eating nearby her, and both just scooted away when they saw her furiously eating. "Yeah, I see what you mean. Looks like someone in those survival movies after they haven't had a good meal for days." Jack joked after watching Delanie for a couple seconds.
Trina giggled, then nodded in agreement. "I suppose so sir. Similar to how Lilac is like a vampire in those drama movies where they try to hide they are." Trina joked, gesturing to Lilac at the other table.
Jack looked over and saw Lilac drinking the stew and wiping the red sauce from her face. "I can kinda see it, she really does act like a vampire sometimes." Jack commented, thinking about it more.
Trina nodded in agreement. "Mhmm, it is funny. Last challenge, she was directly able to identify the brand of fake blood that Chris used. Wonder how she got so good at that. Good thing vampires aren't real, otherwise I'd be scared of her sir." Trina pondered, giggling again.
Jack thought about it more, with his pupil's shrinking as all the evidence went through his head. "She really does know a ton about blood and vampires... She did the sunlight challenge just fine, she has the same theory I do about why vampires are evil, that being the blood poisoning but they can't die. But she isn't evil, so maybe she actually researches the blood before she drinks it... and she volunteers at blood facilities. No no no... it's all coming together... she's a vampire!" Jack whisper yelled to Trina, not wanting to alert Lilac specifically.
"It was just a joke sir, vampires aren't real." Trina tried to reason, seeing how worked up he was getting.
"No no, she absolutely is one. I need to get out of here!" Jack shouted, then got up and ran from the table.
Jack ran out of the tent, confusing Trina and the others that watched him leave. "What was that about?" Esteban asked Trina, sitting down next to her now that he got his food.
Trina shrugged her shoulders. "I'm not sure sir. I made a joke about vampires and he just left." Trina answered, then took a small bit of the tree bark.
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Jack-
Jack was hugging his knees in the confessional with one arm, clutching the cross around his neck with his other hand. "Okay Jack, there's a vampire on the loose. Did she already get Freddy? Is that why he didn't show up!? Oh no... I lost him didn't I? I never wanted this to happen! I should have seen the signs sooner! I can't hang around this film lot now that I know there's one. They don't realize the danger they're in, but you've seen horror movies, you know that whenever the first person who finds out about it tries to warn the others, he gets his head cut off and has it used as a serving bowl of blood! Not this guy! I'm staying far away from that mess!"
-End Confessional-
After a bit, Freddy walked into the craft services tent, where now everyone except Jack was eating their breakfast. "Hey, has anyone seen Jack? He wasn't at his usual spot he hides out in." Freddy asked everyone.
Klaas nodded his head, gesturing to the exit. "Yeah, he left like half an hour ago. Something about there being a vampire on the loose." Klaas replied, not super interested. He had now eaten a good amount of the mystery meat stew, but left the tree bark untouched.
"Seriously? He really let his imagination get to him this time. I have to go find him then before he does something reckless!" Freddy worriedly replied, then turned to head back out.
Chris was behind him though, wearing his sleazy car salesman outfit with a really creepy mustache and bald cap on. "Where do you think you're going sonny? Sit your butt down for daddy." Chris instructed, pointing to an empty seat.
"Crap..." Freddy muttered to himself as he did as told, sitting down next to Athena and Trixie.
"What's with the outfit this time? Car sale movies? Or car commercials? Really reaching on the genres huh?" Kylie asked Chris, trying to figure out what today's challenge was from the outfit.
Chris shook his head, then turned to the kitchen and clapped his hands. Chef stepped through the door, now wearing a typical pimp outfit. He had a large green hat on with a giant feather on top, a green and purple jacket with dollar bills coming out of the pockets. "I ain't happy about this one either." Chef told the contestants in a deadpan voice.
Trixie and Toby in particular both didn't look too happy about the theme as soon as they saw the pimp outfit, although Chris couldn't look more excited. "Well it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, cuz I'm the Top G in this biz! That's right, today we're doing adult movies and shows! Doubt the network will let us tackle adult stuff twice, so we're knocking it out in one go!" Chris announced, with Bonnie rubbing her hands together deviously.
"Meet me in Soundstage 69 pronto, I'll see you all there~ don't be late, or you won't get your cut! I.e., your team is gonna seriously suffer if you don't take part! So even if you're uncomfortable, you'll have to participate!" Chris ordered, then pulled out a cane and strutted out of the tent, with Chef looking extremely disappointed as he followed Chris.
-Confessional: Mutant Movie Munchers: Bonnie-
Bonnie had a grin on her face, as well as a light blush. "Oh I definitely won't be uncomfortable. This is kinda my thing. No one here knows as much as I do about 'adult' movies. After Delanie put me on blast, I guess this is an easy way to get Melissa to back off or whatever."
-End Confessional-
A shot of soundstage 16 was shown, with a paper sign reading 'soundstage 69 :)' tacked onto where the normal sign was. Inside, the three teams minus Jack now stood in front Chris. "Welcome to my club, where you all will be working for part 1 of today's challenge! Winning this first part will give you a crucial bonus for part 2, so I'd do the best you can here!" Chris welcomed everyone to the studio, which was decorated to be an actual pretty nice nightclub set.
The bar, the dancefloor, the seating, everything looked like it had a lot more effort put into it than the previous sets. "Whew, I thought was gonna be a cheesy porno challenge, this doesn't look too bad." Kylie commented, relieved to see a nice nightclub.
Chris laughed, then pointed to the dancefloor, where 20 poles were set up. "Oh you'll wish it was that simple! Because to work at a nightclub for high folks like moi, you need to know how to please the customers! Every good adult flick has pole dancers who allure the main character and get the plot rolling!" Chris began to explain, with some already visibly uncomfortable.
Worried looks were shared, and Chris then walked over to a door marked 'employees only'. "Of course, what would an awesome challenge like this be without a stellar babe for you all to take inspiration from? Everyone, here's Lindsay!" Chris introduced the special guest of the episode, with Lindsay walking out and waving to the teams.
"Hiiii! Okay, so like, what am I supposed to do?" Lindsay asked Chris, not knowing what her role was.
Chris shrugged his shoulders, then pat her on the head. "Just be here on look pretty. This challenge kinda speaks for itself." Chris told her, looking down slightly.
"You're disgusting man." Chef told Chris disapprovingly.
Chris didn't let this get to him though, talking to Chef without facing him. "We were allowed to call in cameos for every episode if we also booked them for next season, so might as well make us of that while I can." Chris replied.
"You're picking her for next season? Chris man, now I know you're lying." Chef remarked, glancing at Lindsay, who was just fiddling with her hair at the moment.
"It's none of your business anyway dude! I've got a show to run here, and you're really killing the vibe!" Chris scolded Chef, who just rolled his eyes and walked away.
As Chef walked away to get the challenge ready, Chris turned to face the teams again. "So, for your first challenge, you'll all be pole dancing for me, Lindsay, and Chef to judge! Doesn't matter how you do it, as long as you're doing it! Stop dancing or lose your mojo and you're out for the rest of the challenge!" Chris explained to the contestants, then pressed a button that made the path to the pole-filled dancefloor light up.
Chris looked over the teams and took in their mix of worry and brace for embarrassment, then raised an eyebrow when he saw the Critics. "Hmm, Critics, you seem to be down a member! Your captain no less! What happened?" Chris asked them.
"He's porté disparu." Thomas answered, using some kind of accent.
"In English please." Chris requested with a deadpan look.
"Oh, it's just what the French say when someone is missing in action. Jack believes that there is a vampire on the loose in the film lot, so he ran away." Thomas answered properly, with Freddy glancing to the entrance to the soundstage just in case Jack was going to return last second.
Chris scratched his chin, then just shrugged. "Oh well, his loss and a loss for your team! Every member matters here, but you'll have him to thank if you lose! I'll send Chef to go find him. Anywho, all of you get on the poles, we've got a dance off to get done!" Chris ordered, snapping his fingers and pointing to the dancefloor.
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Freddy-
Freddy held his top hat to his chest, looking more worried. "Still no sign of Jack, I hope Chef is able to find him and bring him here before people start trying to blame him. We won last time, but that's only because Jack took a fall for the rest of us. Jack's kinda the heart of this team, and I don't really know who else could lead."
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Lilac-
Lilac rubbed her arm, whistling innocently for a moment. "It's pretty obvious Jack thinks I'm a vampire. I suppose my love of blood can cause that misconception, but I'm sure he'll either come around to his senses, or the others will unfortunately vote him off for just ditching a challenge. But oh my the challenge this is~, I don't know how the rest of the team will handle it, but I'm okay with getting a bit more scandalous~"
-End Confessionals-
With all 19 of the contestants on the poles in a horizontal line across the dancefloor, Chris and Lindsay sat down at the table closest to the dancefloor. "Oh, and one more thing! Leave your pole or stop dancing, and you'll be electrocuted to show that you're out! Make it through the song and you're good!" Chris informed everyone, turning on a tablet and setting it down on the table. He then pressed a big red button on it, electrocuting the entire dance floor and thus everyone on it.
"Yowzers! Is that really needed?" Esteban let out, his hair a little fringed from being electrocuted.
Chris nodded his head, then opened up the media player on the tablet. "Yup! Now, cue the music, and get dancing!" Chris started the challenge, hitting the play button and getting the music going.
The music started, and for once it wasn't the crappy music Chris had used in previous seasons. Upbeat electro swing music started up, and the mood lightning kicked in. Light blue light filled the club, with a yellow glow cast onto the Award Winners, red for the Munchers, and white for the Critics. Delanie, Kylie, Bonnie, Trina, Kahlin, and Lilac were the first to get into rhythm, each of them moving a different part of their body to the beat while the rest tried to figure out a good way to dance here. The lyrics to 'Fear & Delight' by the Correspondents then kicked on, giving the contestants something to follow.
Oh, but I know you'll cause me grief, close friends of mine are in disbelief
As the first verse began, Chris watched enthusiastically as the teens scrambled to try and pole dance. Melissa grabbed onto her pole with both hands and began to swing around, not really in any sort of dance move, just sort of spinning around. Flynn saw what she was doing and tried to do the same, tossing his hat off charismatically and then holding it against the pole as he also spun around.
Athena didn't look to be making much of an effort, just staying on the square tile her pole was on and stepping back and forth to every other beat. It wasn't long before Chris just tapped her tile on his tablet and electrocuted her.
As they can see what's underneath... Fluttering lashes, red lips and pearly white teeth
Delanie right away got frisky, kicking off her shoes and wrapping her legs around the pole, doing a proper spin on it and blowing a kiss to Chris with her spare hand. "Delanie? When did you learn to do that?" Beck asked Delanie curiously, currently leaning against the pole and rolling his arms around each other.
"Delanie? I think you're confused darling, I'm Candy~ sweet on the outside and sexy all throughout~" Delanie introduced her new character, with Beck just accepting it and moving on.
I don't show it but I quiver whenever you come near and I cannot decipher between the thrill and the fear
"Oh it's on, no one beats me." King said to Delanie simply, then took off his tuxedo and shirt to reveal his toned body. He also knew his way around the pole, spinning upside down on it with his legs.
Bonnie was just rubbing herself on the pole as sensually as she could, and her jaw dropped when she saw King's body. "Of course he's hot..." she muttered to herself as she now stared right at him while 'dancing'.
I wanna stop it but like it too much to let it stop here, it's wrong but I want you tonight
Esteban saw and was stunned by King's physique, while Toby averted his gaze and just did the macarena in front of pole but didn't wiggle his hips at all. Chris noticed Esteban stop and hit the button for his tile, electrocuting him. "Aww darn it! Guess I'm out. With a body like that, I'm sure you'll win for us King." Esteban snapped a finger, then walked away while King didn't verbally respond and continued dancing.
Lilac flipped her hair and winked at Chris while swaying her hips and holding the pole with both hands, which seemed to be good enough for the host. Lindsay clapped her hands, although she had no clue what was actually going on. "Ohhhh, this is a ballerina challenge, I get it!" Lindsay concluded based on the poles.
Chris raised an eyebrow for a moment, before just dropping it and putting a hand on her shoulder. "Sure it is Lindsay, sure it is." he told her, still focused on the dancers.
It's not my own volition but I fell in deep by running the distance I've been advised to keep
Thomas did his best to dance traditionally, using the pole as a normal partner, but Chris just yawned and pressed the button on his tablet and electrocuted him as well. "Come on people! The heroines in adult flicks don't win with your granddad's dance moves!" Chris demanded.
Freddy was doing the robot, sometimes circling around his pole, while Nanashi and Melissa were still using their spinning strategy but going faster now. Jim had taken his jacket off now and was flexing his muscles as he circled around the pole, much to his embarrassment. Klaas was doing typical disco moves, pointing his fingers and rolling his arms, all while watching Nanashi. "You're doing great Nanashi!" Klaas tried to cheer her on.
"You really aren't. Get off my dance floor if you aren't going to bring up the sex appeal!" Chris complained, then tapped several buttons on the tablet. Melissa and Nanashi both were knocked off their pole thanks to the sparks, Freddy looked like he continued his robot dance as he was electrocuted, before just slumping onto the floor, Flynn jerked around after being shocked and still held onto his hat, then fell forward and hit his head on the pole. Klaas though jumped up quickly to avoid being shocked when he saw Chris press the buttons.
I trot to the wolf as a doting sheep, it's wrong but I want you tonight
Chris looked to those still going, then waved his cane. "Alright ki- err, tricks! Time to crank up that sex appeal or you'll get shocked too! You really have to get into the role!" Chris demanded, now turning on the strobe lights.
Toby right away stepped off of the dance floor as soon as Chris said that, shaking his head repeatedly and making the sign of the cross from his chest to his forehead. "Lord forgive me for taking part in this lustful challenge..." Toby said to himself, while Luis made a praying motion.
"A shame he quit. We won't need him to win anyway." King stated confidently, slipping off his pants now and showing off his toned physique and gymnastic skills on the pole.
Fear and delight, all the way through the night
Seeing what Chris wanted, Beck, Trina, and Lilac all shed their shirts, with the last two being a bit more hesitant. "It's a smorgasbord of hotness... so, so good..." Bonnie moaned as she watched the others danced, still rubbing her body up against the pole and swiveling her hips.
Trixie was about to take her shirt off, before just stopping and shaking her head. "Nah. I ain't doing this. Ain't worth tossing away my dignity over this." Trixie stated and began to walk off her tile, but Chris electrocuted her on the way off, making her trip forward and twitch a little after hitting the floor.
Kylie didn't shed anything, and was just doing her normal cheerleading moves, with the occasional spin on the pole which appeased Chris enough. Every twirl, jump, and leap was enough for the host to not buzz her out.
With a little derring-do... Oh, I'll fall in love with you
Kahlin hadn't taken anything off yet, and was still just smoothly dancing around. When he saw Chris's stare, he took off his baseball cap and twirled it around as a prop while dancing, winking at Chris. He narrowed his eyes at Kahlin for a moment, but let it slide.
Beck now danced a bit more sexually, flexing in a similar manner to Jim, although he wasn't as toned. Delanie watched him do this and pursed her lips, stopping her dance. "Oh my Beck, now you're really getting into it, how captivating you are~" Delanie swooned, leaving her tile and walking up to his.
Beck stopped as well, scratching the back of his head as she walked up to him. "Uh, is this an actual compliment or just part of your act again?" Beck asked her, unsure how to feel.
Both of them of course got electrocuted, with Chris shaking his head disapprovingly. "Are you kidding me? Dropping the dance in the middle of the song? Talk about unprofessional!" Chris complained.
Fear and delight, all the way through the night
Every team was dwindling in numbers now, with Kylie and Lilac still both holding up perfectly fine for the Critics, Bonnie, Jim, and Kahlin hanging in for the Munchers, and King and Trina still going for the Award Winners. "Amp it up darling~ you'll lose otherwise." Delanie told Trina as she and Beck left the dancefloor.
Trina blushed in embarrassment as Delanie told her this, but still nodded obediently. She turned and looked towards King, who was just doing all kinds of crazy moves in his boxers on the pole. "Yes ma'am..." Trina replied, sliding off her skirt and just dancing in her gray underwear.
She tried to imitate both King and Bonnie, spinning around the pole with her legs and rubbing against it. She gave the pole a long lick, to which Chris applauded. "Why are we clapping?" Lindsay asked Chris, clapping along with him.
With a little derring-do... Oh, I'll fall in love with you
Bonnie swooned as she watched, nearly stopping her dancing as she was now entranced by King and Trina's shameless dancing. Luckily for her, the sensual swaying and rubbing on the pole she was doing without even thinking about it was enough to appease Chris.
As the first chorus of the song came to a close, Chris opened the media player back up on his tablet and hit stop. "Alright! I can safely say this weeded out all the innocents! Everyone follow me to the soundstage across from here for part 2!" Chris announced, pointing to all the tables and bar seats in the club set.
-Confessional: Victorious Award Winners: King-
King was still just in his boxers, sitting with both hands on the vanity. "I have the best physique here. That's what working out and putting the time in does. We're going to win this challenge since I'm still in it. Unless Smellwether gets in the way, but that will be her downfall, not mine."
-Confessional: Mutant Movie Munchers: Kahlin-
Kahlin kicked back and rested both legs on the vanity, laughing to himself for a moment. "Man, you can't write scenarios this juicy! Everyone on our team got knocked out except for me, Bonnie, and ol' Jim. Bonnie is an oddball, so she can carry us through this, I'm just wondering what kind of fun I can have with Jim here. I'm not interested in him or anything, it's just... fun, y'know?"
-End Confessionals-
In soundstage 17, the seven players still in the challenge stood behind Chris, while everyone else was seated in the live studio audience seats. "Okay, for part two of your challenge, you'll all be filming a cam leak scene! With those that survived the first challenge being your options for actors!" Chris announced what the second challenge was, right away managing to make the mood even more awkward.
Bonnie of course was ecstatic at this, grinning at Kahlin and Jim. Trina blushed and avoided eye contact with King, who wasn't even looking at her. Kylie and Lilac shared an awkward look, with Lilac getting a small blush. "It's just for the challenge, agreed?" Lilac asked Kylie.
"Agreed." Kylie right away nodded.
"So those left are just the actors we can use? What do us laddies do then?" Flynn asked Chris, gesturing to the rest of his team.
Irene, Ted, and Oliver all wheeled in camera equipment for the teams to use, although it looked pretty outdated. "What year are these cams from? Do they even have color?" Freddy asked, looking over them curiously.
Irene shrugged her shoulders, since she was the one who brought the cart for the Critics. "Chris justh got some cheap oneth." Irene answered, her braces messing with her words.
Chris walked up to three box sets, each being a different kind of room. One was a bedroom, one was a private office, and one was a living room with a couch and tv. "You'll take your pick of these three sets, then you can get to work on filming! By the way, since you're all minors, I can't legally ask you to go all the way with a cam leak scene. Just end it with a kiss and that's enough. You have one hour starting now, so get to work teams!" Chris began the second challenge, waving his cane again.
"We're taking the couch, easy set up." Bonnie right told Kahlin and Jim, who both just followed her to the third box set.
Lilac looked between the other two options, and it became quite clear what the best option was. "It's supposed be a sexy scene, why not the bedroom?" Lilac figured, with Kylie nodding in agreement and the two heading to it.
"I guess that leaves the office for us sir." Trina commented, walking into the middle set.
Now that the sets were picked, everyone from the audience seats got up to go help their actors with the film equipment. "Guess you girls are going to need a director. I've seen enough to stuff to know how to run one of these." Trixie right away put herself in charge, pointing a thumb at herself.
"Shouldn't Jack be our director? He's our leader." Freddy pointed out, hesitant to let Trixie lead again after yesterday.
"A leader who ain't here ye see! That be like sailing a ship without the captain! We gots to make do." Flynn sided with Trixie, much to Freddy's dismay.
"I hope he gets back soon, this isn't looking good..." Freddy mumbled, now just stepping back and watching as Trixie, Flynn, and Thomas set up cameras and lighting in the set. Kylie and Lilac seemed to be going over dialogue, and Athena was just sitting on the bed and staring longingly at nothing.
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Freddy
Freddy tapped a finger on the vanity anxiously, more worried than before. "How has Chef not found Jack yet? I don't like how Trixie keeps trying to take charge of the team at all, and with Jack not around to stop her, people just let her do her thing? She's the one setting up alliances and backstabbing said alliance! This just feels incredibly wrong."
-End Confessional-
Jack was currently packing his things up on his rooftop camp, rolling up his sleeping bag, taking down his tent and packing food to run away with. "Got all the supplies I need to last for a week, definitely enough to make it to my shelter. I've got enough holy water there to stop a whole clan of vampires if she starts spreading!" Jack went over his plan as he stuff his tent into his backpack.
That was until Chef climbed up the ladder onto the roof of the soundstage. "Oh! Chef! You're here! Good, I need any amount of muscle I can get when dealing with this apocalypse! Wait, you're not one of them are you!?" Jack asked Chef, right away holding out the wooden cross on his neck.
"Boy, do I look like a vampire? I'm just here to take you back to the set, you can't just bail on a challenge, even if it does give me an excuse to stay out of Chris's weirdo challenge. You got lucky for skipping this one." Chef told Jack, chuckling slightly, before going right back to his serious look.
"But there's a v-v-vampire! Lilac is gonna turn everyone into vampires! Then the global domination of vampires will begin, followed by the counter-domination by the werewolves, and then humans will be nothing more than pawns for them to toy with! Our lives would be ripped away!" Jack rambled frantically, panic all over his face.
Chef just rolled his eyes and picked up Jack, carrying him under his arm as he went back down from the roof. "There ain't no vampires on this film lot, you're just crazy boy. Now quit squirmin'!" Chef insulted Jack, who was trying to pull himself out of Chef's hold.
"No, you gotta listen! She really is a vampire! She studied blood to avoid getting blood poisoning, which has to be what makes all those vampires evil! She's gonna go on a killing spree if we don't stop her!" Jack pleaded, but Chef just ignored him.
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Jack-
Jack pulled out a vial of holy water and poured some into his palms, then rubbed the water on his neck. "If I'm going into the belly of the beast and face Lilac, I need to prepare myself for defense! Vampires always go for the neck, and holy water will not only stop them, but kill them too! You hear that Lilac? You aren't getting this vampire hunter, nuh uh!"
-End Confessional-
In the living room set, Klaas was the one behind the camera getting it set up in front of the couch. Melissa was setting up the lighting, and Nanashi was just watching what Klaas was doing. "So what's the plan here? I've never seen a cam leak before, don't know how these go." Melissa asked the others after getting the box light set up.
"Well we have three pairings to work with. Maybe Kahlin and Jim just flirt on the couch and then kiss?" Nanashi suggested, ignoring Bonnie.
Kahlin and Jim faced each other when she suggested that, with Kahlin smirking and Jim shivering. "Looking like that's not an option. Guess one of us is gonna have to go with Bonnie huh? Unless..." Kahlin remarked, seeing Jim's expression.
At the 'unless', Jim threw out a slap, but Kahlin leaned back on the couch and avoided it. "Okay, definitely one of you has to go with Bonnie." Klaas stated, facepalming at Jim's reaction.
Jim right away stood up and walked over to her, pointing at himself. "I'll do it. Not gonna trust Kahlin on this one. Bonnie is weird anyway, so she's got this." Jim volunteered, surprising Kahlin a bit.
Kahlin just shrugged and stood up though, winking at Jim. "Suit yourself. If we lose, don't go saying it was my fault." Kahlin didn't try and fight it, just walking away from the couch and standing with Klaas.
Bonnie was just staring at Jim's body, ogling him all over. "You're like... really hot." Bonnie complimented Jim, using a droning voice.
Jim took a step back, letting out an audible groan. "Uh, thanks. How are we going to do this scene? You're calling the shots on this one, so don't blow it." Jim asked her, very offput by her behavior.
Bonnie shook herself a bit, then rubbed her hands together. "Oh you'll see, it's best if you just improv and react to what I do. So get on the couch and get that camera rolling~" Bonnie stated, then pointed to Klaas.
Over in the office set, the Award Winners were trying to get their scene going. "Okay people! I'm the director, so you all will do as I say! I don't care how many takes this takes, we are going to get. this. scene. RIGHT!" Delanie shouted, with Beck facepalming as she kicked in another persona.
"Who is it now?" Beck asked her boringly.
"You don't know me? Why, the great director Staniela Kublis! My award winning director work will surely help us win, so don't question me!" Delanie introduced herself, making Beck and Esteban look at each other with shared doubt.
King was unamused, pointing on finger at Delanie. "I don't take orders from you, let alone your fake acts." King told her firmly.
Delanie scowled, then pointed off the set. "Fine, don't wanna do as I say, then I want you off the set! No one ruins my creative vision!" Delanie yelled at King.
Trina raised her hand though, then gestured to King. "Ma'am, it's just King and I as actors, we can't take him out. We'll lose." Trina pointed out.
Delanie now turned her attention to Trina, narrowing her eyes at her, then back to King. "So that's how it is? An actor's union against the director? Fine! I didn't want to be director anyway! Come on Beck, we have better places to be!" Delanie now grabbed Beck by the arm and dragged him off the set, heading to the live studio audience seating.
Esteban and Toby had been setting up the lighting and camera work in front of the desk of the office during this, and walked up to the actors once Delanie left. Esteban scratched the back of his head awkwardly, not sure what to say initially. "Well, that's a shame we won't have their help, but it was probably for the better. I'll man the camera, Toby, do you have any ideas for the scene?" Esteban took charge now, then looked to the puppeteer.
Toby shook his head, holding Luis close to him. "I don't. I'm not one for such sinful acts and neither is Luis. My mother forbade me from ever seeing adult content, and I will continue to respect that wish." Toby replied with a small frown on his face.
Luis nodded his head in agreement. "Nyeah, we aren't getting our paws dirty with this one! Good boys and girls would never do this!" Luis added.
Esteban sighed, before just giving him a thumbs up. "It's okay. You won us last challenge, so I doubt anyone would vote you off for this. I can just man the camera and film these two." Esteban assured Toby, to which Luis tipped his hat and the two headed to the audience seats.
Once Toby left, Trina then turned to King with some words finally. "If it's not too much of a bother sir, we could do some roleplay for our scene. You would be the boss and I would well, play the secretary sir. That is the most optimal scenario with this set." Trina suggested.
King thought about it, then nodded. "Fitting I'm in the authority position. Fine. Let's get this over with." King agreed to the idea, then walked over and sat down in the swivel chair at the desk while Trina walked away. Esteban waited for the two to be ready, then started the camera.
-Confessional: Victorious Award Winners: Esteban-
Esteban had both hands folded on each other on the vanity, looking unsure. "I don't know how much longer our team will hold up like this. Delanie won't work with the others, Beck just gets taken out by her, and King is really stubborn. Trina and Toby are nice, but they aren't challenge powerhouses. If we get Delanie out of here though, we might be able to make this work."
-End Confessional-
The hour went by quickly, and Chris had now gathered the teams in a test screening room behind the sets. "Now that you all got your scenes filmed and produced, it's time to see if any of it is enough to please the target audience, me!" Chris announced as he walked into the test screening room, still wearing his pimp outfit.
"But first..." he began, turning to the door.
Chef walked inside, carrying Jack by his shirt now. Once in the room, he tossed Jack onto the floor face first. "There! Found your weirdo!" Chef told Chris, while Jack stood up and dusted himself off.
Seeing everyone else in the room, Jack right away pointed at Lilac. "Guys, Lilac is a vampire! We need to vote her off, now! I don't care if we have to throw the challenge, but we need to get her out of here pronto! Let her linger and the curse spreads!" Jack declared, although he was met with annoyed looks from his team.
"Throw the challenge? It's already basically over. You skipped the whole thing." Kylie told Jack, crossing her arms.
"What? Did we win? Oh no... I hope we didn't!" Jack asked worriedly, turning to Chris now.
Chris shrugged his shoulders, holding up a tv remote. "That's what we're about to find out! Since you're so curious, we'll start with the scene that the Critics filmed first!" Chris replied, then started the footage.
-Toxic Film Critics Scene:-
The shot started with Kylie and Lilac walking into the bedroom, chatting with each other. "The food was soooo good there right?" Kylie asked Lilac.
Lilac nodded in agreement. "Totally, but... I'm craving a bit more than just food tonight~" Lilac told Kylie, winking at her.
Kylie raised an eyebrow, seemingly unaware of what Lilac meant. "So you want to get it on?" Kylie asked.
"Wrong line lassie!" Flynn called from behind the camera.
"Quiet Flynn!" Trixie snapped at Flynn, also behind the camera.
Kylie cleared her throat, then sat down on the bed. "What are you craving of then?" Kylie asked Lilac.
Lilac sat down next to her, leaning in close. "Some romantic time... with you~" Lilac used her suave voice, putting a hand on Kylie's shoulder.
"So you want to get it on?" Kylie asked Lilac, now blushing at her touch.
"Get on you that is~ lay down will you?" Lilac answered, winking at Kylie.
Kylie did as directed, lying down on her back while Lilac got on top of her. "Didn't think dinner would get you so riled up." Kylie commented, seeing Lilac's coy look.
Lilac put her hands on the pillow Kylie had her head on, then leaned in closer. "Oh you bet it did~" Lilac replied, then leaned in further and smooched Kylie on the lips for a good few seconds.
Jack was mortified by the clip, now looking toward Kylie. "You... you made out with a vampire! We need to vote you off after her! I was too late to stop this, it's already spreading!" Jack cried out.
"It was just a kiss for a scene, and she's not a vampire, idiot." Kylie replied, growing more frustrated.
Chris tapped his chin as he thought about the scene, then at the two girls, with Lilac now dressed back up, as were the rest of the actors. "Not bad. Not bad at all. A bit amateurish especially with the production, but hey, that's just how cam leaks are." Chris gave his criticism.
Kylie and Lilac shared a high-five, Flynn awkwardly chuckled, and Athena showed no reaction. "At least we were on brand for the genre?" Freddy tried to look at the positive of Chris's feedback.
Chris switched off the Critics' video after that, then moved on to the next one. "Very curious to how this one turned out with Bonnie in it. So let's get to it shall we? Better be good Munchers, or you might be up for elimination!" Chris told the team, snickering as he started the video.
-Mutant Movie Munchers Scene:-
In true Brazzers fashion, the scene started off with Jim just sitting on the couch shirtless watching TV. That was until Bonnie walked up and sat down next to him. "Whatcha watching?" Bonnie asked him.
"A movie." Jim replied bluntly.
"I can see that silly, but what are you watching now?" Bonnie asked him again, gesturing to the TV.
"The movie, on the TV." Jim answered just as sternly.
Bonnie giggled, then slipped her jacket off, revealing her purple bra underneath. "Here's something better to watch~" Bonnie told him, despite not actually having that much to offer.
Jim deadpanned at the camera for a moment, then looked at Bonnie with a forced smile. "Woah! What are you doing?" Jim cried out, flustered by the sudden stripping.
Bonnie then moved to get on his lap, putting her hands on his shoulders. "Getting ready to give you something so much better than that movie. What's the matter? You act like you've never seen a girls' body~" Bonnie was just whipping out cliche quotes, moving her hands down and groping his muscles.
Jim held himself back, then just nodded his head. "Maybe I haven't. You sure are good looking though, what are you going to give me? A present?" Jim asked her, playing dumb.
"This~" Bonnie then leaned in and gave Jim a forceful kiss, sticking her tongue in and everything. Jim squirmed, but the footage stopped immediately after that.
-Confessional: Mutant Movie Munchers: Bonnie-
Bonnie snickered, sitting with her hands between her legs. "This show has already been soooo worth it. Jim is a 7, but the popular boys won't give me a chance, so he's the best I've ever had for now. I'll take a scene kiss for as much as I can make it worth."
-Confessional: Mutant Movie Munchers: Jim-
Jim vomited into a bucket, then looked at the camera angrily. "That was a purely strategic move, letting Bonnie do that to me. I need her to side with me going forward, and getting her horny over me is the easiest way to do that. If we lose, I at least have one vote on my side, or I can just throw her under the bus and explain how assaulting me like that was uncalled for. Lots of routes I can take now."
-End Confessionals-
Chris was a little shocked by the sudden ending, then cleared his throat as he looked to the Munchers again. Kahlin grinned at Jim, who looked away from him right away. Bonnie just had a shit-eating grin on her face, satisfied with how this went regardless. "Gotta say Bonnie, you really know what you're doing. You don't have the bod for it at all, but you definitely know what you're doing." Chris half complimented her, which didn't bother her at all.
"Sorry Jim, thanks for taking one for the team." Melissa thanked Jim, trying to cheer him up a bit.
"All I'll say is that you guys better not vote me off after that." Jim responded bitterly.
Chris laughed at the awkwardness, switching off their video. "Yeah, I already know who's going if you guys lose! But anyway, onto the final video! Better be good if you want to top the other two Award Winners!" Chris moved onto the last film, then pressed play.
-Victorious Award Winners Scene:-
The scene opened with King sitting at the desk in the office, aimlessly looking through the blank papers on it. "Sir? You requested me?" Trina called to King from offscreen.
King perked up, then nodded his head. "Yes, take a seat. We need to discuss your performance in the company." King instructed, pointing to the chair on the other side of his desk.
Trina did as asked and sat down across from him. "Of course sir, what is it? Have I been failing to meet your expectations?" Trina asked him.
King shook his head, resting his head on his knuckles after that and looking at her with a serious expression. "Quite the opposite. You've excelled as our office secretary. But as we move further into the digital age, your job can be done by a computer in the blink of an eye. You aren't needed." King explained to her.
Trina sighed, looking a little disheartened. "Does this mean that I'm fired sir?" she questioned worriedly.
King paused, then leaned back in his chair. "Perhaps so. Unless... you give me another reason to keep you around." King replied vaguely, using his fingers to point down to his waist.
Trina blushing for a moment and looked away, getting the message. "Now sir, I would prefer to keep things professional, this is hardy dignant-"
"How much does this job mean to you?" King cut her off sternly.
Trina gulped, then got up and sat down on the desk. "No one will know about this right sir?" Trina requested, putting her hands on her shirt.
King looked to the camera, which had been positioned like a security camera the whole time, and winked at it. "No one." King replied to Trina.
After that, Trina pulled off her shirt and then skirt, showing herself off to King. She wasn't much perkier than Bonnie was. "Nice nice, now on my lap." King demanded, patting it.
"Yes sir..." Trina sat down on King's lap as told, holding onto the armrests of the chair. After a close stare between the two, King wrapped his arms around her, feeling over her body.
After that brief bit of fondling, King then pulled Trina into a kiss, in which the two both went along with it but didn't actually get deep. The scene then faded out after that.
-Confessional: Victorious Award Winners: King-
King let out a small huff, sitting with his arms crossed. "Pure talent and acting, all that was. My "father" behaved similarly with our maid, so emulating that was easy. I have no interest in Trina, she's far too inferior compared to me to even consider as a mate."
-Confessional: Victorious Award Winners: Trina-
Trina still had a blush on her face, writing something down in her notepad. "King, wow, he sure is something. A great actor really. My father behaved similarly with our secretaries before they all quit, so it was a bit unnerving to see it emulated so perfectly through King. I have no interest in him of course. Okay maybe a little, but I have to save my marriage for a political move, just like my father did, so I will have to put those feelings aside. Haha... ha..."
-End Confessionals-
With that video over, both Chris and Chef were both stunned, but Chris's shock quickly turned to pleasure and he pointed his cane at the Award Winners. "Wow! Talk about a performance! King, you're just my kind of guy if you actually were like that! You had me fooled!" Chris praised King.
"You're not and never will be my friend, worm." King responded harshly.
Chris then pointed his cane at Trina. "And you! You might've just dethroned Lindsay! Just kidding of course, but you can be my temporary secretary any time~" Chris then complimented her, making Trina take a step back, while Thomas's eye twitched for a moment.
Chris clapped his hands for the Award Winners, then raised both arms. "I think it's quite clear that the Victorious Award Winners win best picture today! The immersion, the tension, the sneaky commentary! Excellent! You guys will get a special reward to help in the next challenge, which I'm sure you'll get great use out of !" Chris congratulated the Award Winners, who didn't react all too positively.
Trina raised an awkward fist to cheer, King had no reaction besides boredom, Delanie was angry, Esteban just looked awkward, Toby still had a hand over his eyes, and Beck also lazily raised a fist to cheer. "Yeesh, performance really took the wind out of you guys!" Chris remarked upon seeing their reaction.
Chris then looked at the other two teams and scratched his chin. "Hmm... gotta say, while it was creepy, Bonnie definitely got into the spirit of the challenge and delivered some cheesy content, so the Mutant Movie Munchers take second place for today!" Chris announced.
Melissa sighed with relief, Klaas and Nanashi high-fived, Kahlin just snickered, Jim tried to hide how he felt, and Bonnie still had the same shit-eating grin as she nodded her head. "Phew, we definitely couldn't afford another elimination so soon." Melissa told the others.
Chris then looked to the Critics, who already knew they had lost. "Looks like you guys took your first loss! I'll see you all at the award ceremony tonight! Didn't think it happen here, but guess that's what happens when your captain bails on you!" Chris told the Critics, which caused some more dirty looks to be sent Jack's way.
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Lilac-
Lilac let out a disappointed sigh. "I was hoping we'd at least avoid elimination today so I could talk things out with Jack. I'm sure a simple conversation would fix this misconception. Alas, I have to vote for him tonight, it's only fair for how he left us during the challenge."
-Confessional: Toxic Film Critics: Thomas-
Thomas fixed his glasses up, then looked at the camera sternly. "Chris crossed quite a lot of boundaries today. It does take some guilt off of my back honestly. As for this vote, the result does not concern me, but I'll stick with the popular option."
-End Confessionals-
Grandiose music played after the confessionals, showing a highlight reel of all of Chris's best moments and expressions from throughout the series. Fireworks could be heard, and the reel panned out to show a giant Gilded Chris in the center of it all. Fireworks went off behind the statue and the music got louder, signaling that the award ceremony was about to start.
The 8 members of the Toxic Film Critics were seated in the bleachers in two rows, and pretty much everyone knew who they were voting for already. In the front row was Jack, Freddy, Trixie, and Flynn, while in the back row sat Thomas, Athena, Lilac, and Kylie. "Welcome Critics, to your very first elimination ceremony! Fun fact, the first Aftermath show happened between this episode and the last, so you guys made it past an entire aftermath without losing a challenge! Of course it all crashed here anyway, but fun fact anyway!" Chris greeted the team, walking onto the stage in his pimp outfit still.
"Could you ditch the tacky outfit already? Makes you even creepier than you already are." Kylie remarked, pretending to gag when she saw the pimp outfit.
Chris shook his head and twirled his cane in his hand, then pointed it at the Critics. "Nope! It's fashionable and you'll respect it! Anyway, let's get on with the voting! Use the tablets under your seats to cast your vote on the team member of your choice!" Chris instructed, prompting the Critics to reach down and grab their tablets.
Jack voted angrily, then pointed to Lilac. "You guys better vote for the vampire! It's for your own safety and well being!" Jack shouted.
Freddy of course voted at the same time as Jack, although he looked plenty worried. Kylie rolled her eyes and voted, Flynn hesitated, then voted. Thomas cast his vote without a second thought. Trixie made sure to hide her screen as she voted, making sure no one was peeking. Lilac cast her vote, then sighed afterward. Athena looked over the options, before just shrugging and voting without putting much thought into it.
"And the votes are in!" Chris announced after he heard a ding, followed by Chef walking out in his normal outfit carrying a sheet of paper and a tray of 7 awards. "What happened to your get up? Keep it classy and stay in theme dude!" Chris complained.
"If you even think of a stunt like this again, I'll personally be the one to beat some sense into you man." was all Chris responded with, making Chris shudder for a moment.
Chris looked over the results, then grabbed an award from the tray. "And the Gilded Chrises go to..."
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Thomas wasn't surprised at all, letting the statue fall right into his lap.
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"Athena."
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"Freddy."
Freddy looked relieved to be safe, but he cast a worried look to Jack after getting his statue.
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"Flynn."
Flynn took off his hat for a moment and used it to catch his Gilded Chris, pleased to be safe.
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"Trixie."
Trixie raised an eyebrow at being safe this late, but still accepted the award nonetheless.
That left the bottom two, Lilac and Jack. "Wow, the vampire and the vampire hunter! Funny combo to have here! Lilac, you flubbed a line in the last challenge and cost your team the win, definitely not here because Jack thinks you're a vampire. Jack, you are actually insane. Plus you left your team behind which resulted in their first loss. A coincidence? Or this is all your fault?" Chris went over why they were there, getting annoyed looks from both.
Chris grabbed the final Gilded Chris from the tray, then prepared to throw it. "You both know why you're here, so we'll cut to the chase. The final Gilded Chris goes to..."
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Jack pumped a fist in the air to celebrate, then snatched his award out of the air as it was tossed to him, not bothering to curb his enthusiasm. "Yes! Take that vampire! Take your blood sucking ways back where you came from!" Jack taunted Lilac, then took a bite of the Gilded Chris without peeling off the wrapper.
"You... you guys sided with Jack over me? I guess he has helped us win every challenge he's been present for, and I did sort of mess up at the end. Ah well. This was a fun experience regardless. Made some friends and fun memories despite being the first boot of this team." Lilac reflected, not all that upset.
Jack wasn't buying it though, glaring at her. "No way, you aren't fooling us! You're just mad you didn't get to suck any blood! We'll be just fine without you!" Jack stated confidently, clutching his wooden cross.
Lilac ignored him though, and just waved to Kylie, Flynn, Athena, and Thomas. "Good luck in the next challenge everyone. Assuming Jack doesn't ditch you again, I'm sure you won't regret this decision~" Lilac gave her farewell as she left her seat and walked down the Walk of Shame and got into the Lame-o-sine.
with Lilac gone, Chris then faced the camera. "So the Critics faced their first loss! How will they cope? Will Jack rebound into leadership again? Is Kahlin actually hitting on Jim? That's a juicy one! Find out next time, on Total, Drama, Reeeeeeeevenge of the Film Lot!" Chris concluded the episode, raising his arms as the shot zoomed out from the film lot.
Teams Remaining:
Mutant Munchers: Melissa, Nanashi, Kahlin, Bonnie, Klaas, Jim
Award Winners: Delanie, Beck, Esteban, Trina, Toby, King
Toxic Critics: Jack, Kylie, Freddy, Trixie, Thomas, Athena, Flynn
Placements:
20th: Lilac
21st: Vergil
22nd: Diamond
23rd: Flaky
24th: Maxine
25th: Donna
Author's Note:
Yes another long wait I know. Between work, college, and other projects, just been more busy. This was a genre I knew would be tough to do, but I think the end result was just the right amount of raunchy. Funnily enough, despite how horrible he gets in canon, this side of Chris is dropped after season 4 and is never brought up again. Thank you to BaseballCapClyde for sending Lilac in for the season! I at first chose her to give Jack a rival, but a rivalry based on a misconception isn't the best and Lilac is too nice to just let that play out. Jack's been pretty cool for the past few episodes, but I think this episode certainly showed some of his flaws. Not done with him though, so he gets to stay another day! Let me know what you guys thought in the reviews, be sure to join the discord if you haven't, and I'll see you all next time! Have a great day!