So it looks like I didn't do too bad for my first time in writing after a while, thank god for that. I might as well just answer some reviews while I'm at it.

Renekton Time: Sorry man but I don't really watch WWE so I don't really know how relate Hikigaya to Steve Austin in this fic, but yeah he's pretty much not going to take any form of crap from anyone.

Isuckatnaming: It's a long story, basically before this I wrote a lot of stupid crossover ideas that were both plain bad and retarded. I was 15 back then and I thought Assassins creed crossovers with Oregairu was a good idea for some reason. Maybe it was but it didn't matter in the end because the story was so poorly written and Hikigaya was more like a typical teen rather than the monster of logic we all know and love.

As for this story I decided to change his past a bit as well, mostly his school life but some social aspects also. I hope you're all fine with that. Anyways enough out of me. Here's chapter 2, a review would be appreciated. Thank you guys so far.

Chapter 2: Encounter with the ice princess

"Here we are." Hiratsuka-Sensei led me to a classroom, for an odd reason I felt an ominous chill radiating from behind the classroom door. I was used to Hiratsuka-Sensei's usual shenanigans but this seemed different for some reason, it didn't matter in the end however, it wasn't as if I would be able to reject her request. After all if brute force was not enough, her authority as a teacher is. Opening the door I was greeted by the sight of a rather beautiful but cold girl focused on her book and an empty classroom with stacked chairs all over the place.

That girl, I know who she is. I could already feel myself forming a frown at the sight of her. Yukinoshita Yukino of class 2-J. A class consisting of 90% girls and the highest achievers in our school. Each member of the class is relatively well known amongst the denizens of the school although they paled in comparison to the infamous ice cold princess of Sobu. I can already tell this encounter wouldn't end well for both me and her.

"Hiratsuka-Sensei." Yukino said to the teacher, closing her book. "I believe I told you to knock first before entering."

"No point knocking if you don't reply." Hiratsuka-Sensei replied, stepping into the center of the room. "Besides, I need your help with something."

Help? I think I see where this is going, it's already heading in the wrong direction.

"Firstly, you always open the door before I could even respond. Secondly, what do you need my help for?" Yukino asked, her cold gaze now focused on me. "And please refrain from bringing garbage into my clubroom. I can barely deal with the occasional insect that flies in here through the windows. I do not need the walking dead to pollute this room with their stench next."

"Flattering way to speak to someone you've just met." I sneered. Not willing to take this random abuse, even if the culprit in question is the ice princess herself. "Truly your family name suits you. After all, considering your family name being Yukinoshita, you embody the 'shit' of your family."

"I suggest you mind your tongue when speaking to your betters filth." She sneered back.

"Thank you for your kind piece of advice ice wench, I'll gladly take note when I am speaking to one of my betters next time."

"Why you little-"

"Enough! Both of you!" Hiratsuka-Sensei interrupted. Seems like she didn't want things to escalate. "Sheesh. Talk about a rocky start. I knew the introduction wouldn't be pretty but I didn't expect that."

"And what did you expect exactly? We sing Kumbaya by some campfire?" I sarcastically asked. Honestly what did she expect exactly if the first thing I receive when entering the room is verbal abuse? "Maybe we can even roast S'mores and tell each other about our love lives like some Japanese remake of Gossip Girl."

"Low blow kid. Talking about love lives." Hiratsuka-Sensei sulked. She needs to get her priorities straight. Her mourning about a non-existent love life was pitiful at first but now it's just pathetic.

"Hiratsuka-Sensei, I'd suggest a leash and a muzzle. That way your dog may know not to bark back against its master." Yukino suggested, the venom in her voice clear to all.

"Break it up already!" Hiratsuka-Sensei ordered. "Seriously what's wrong you Yukinoshita? You barely even met the guy and you're already insulting him."

"Apologies Sensei, I wasn't aware this 'thing' was an actual human." Yukino said, her glare aimed at me.

"And you wonder why I turned out like this?" I whispered to Hiratsuka-Sensei's ear. "I've been served this sort of crap since I was 5 years old. Shouldn't be a surprise how I 'act' as you would put it."

"Enough already, I won't repeat myself." Hiratsuka-Sensei whispered back, turning her attention back to Yukinoshita, she continued. "Yukino." She said in a softer tone. "I need your help." Grabbing my shoulder to refer to me. "This kid's been through a lot in life to turn him into a negative loner. And you're the one person I believe can help him."

"Her/Him?!" We both ask in shock. I can't believe we agreed on an opinion.

"Apologies Sensei but I am only human." Yukino replied. "Helping a cretin such as himself to re-adjust into normal society would truly take a miracle to accomplish. I pride myself on my many talents but sadly a miracle worker is not one of them. Especially considering said cretin refuses to acknowledge his inferiority."

"You can't work miracles?" I sarcastically asked. "One trait you didn't get from those who had the 'pleasure' of meeting with you it seems."

"Why not elaborate on that statement?" She sneered. "I would love to hear why my peers would be considered 'miracle workers'."

"Of course." I chuckled. "No one strangled you in your sleep now did they?"

"Okay that's it." Hiratsuka-Sensei cut in, finally having enough of our conversation I suppose. "One more word and the both of you will join me for detention tomorrow afternoon."

"*Sigh*. Very well Sensei." Yukino said.

"Hikigaya?"

"Fine."

"Good. Now as I was trying to say earlier before the both of you started tearing into each other. He needs your help Yukinoshita, and you're the only one I can rely on."

"And how would you propose I do that Hiratsuka-Sensei?"

I don't like where this is going. Please do not say what I think you're about to say...

"By making him the first member of your club."

Of fucking course...

"Is this a joke?" I asked. "You expect me to join her club?"

"No it's not Hikigaya, you're joining this club and I don't care if you like it or not." Hiratsuka-Sensei firmly said. "Trust me brat, joining Yukinoshita's club is the best form of help for you."

"Because our initial introduction went so well..."

"Enough lip from you kid." Hiratsuka-sensei warned.

"Apologies Sensei but I must refuse." Yukino replied. We agree on two things today? Maybe miracles are possible. "Not only is this gross creature an ill-mannered brute but the sight of his disgusting and lecherous fish eyes makes me fear for my chastity."

Charming girl, I can already tell we're going to be fast friends.

"Wait you're an actual girl and not some feminine cross-dresser? I didn't know that?" I asked sarcastically, earning another glare from the ice princess of Sobu. "Well don't worry, I actually prefer women with 'assets'. The very same 'assets' your extremely wealthy family could not provide due to unfortunate genetics, so might I suggest plastic surgery for the implants you so desperately need."

"You speak as if an actual girl would fall in love with you." Yukino replied, her glare intensifying. I must have hit a nerve there. "Let's be honest, who in their right mind would willingly love such a foul beast?" Yukino then directed her attention back to Hiratsuka-Sensei. "In any case I will not permit such filth to join my club."

"Well that's too bad for you because I'm using my VETO power as a teacher to overrule your decision. Hikigaya is joining your club and that's final, deal with it. Both of you."

"Don't I get a say in any of this?" I asked, this is my worst nightmare coming true. I'd rather be punched in the balls every single day than join this sorry excuse of a club. Turning to Yukinoshita I can see the look of horror on her face. Three things we agree on, it's official, miracles do happen.

"Hiratsuka-Sensei I must object to your decision-" Yukino didn't even get to object because by the point she said that Hiratsuka-Sensei had already left the room. At least she showed 'her majesty' that not everything can go her way. Too bad it led to me joining this godforsaken hellhole. Well at least things wouldn't be boring I suppose.