Penny (3:34 PM): Salutations!
Fast Sloth (3:35 PM): Hi there new friend! Nice to meetcha!
Fast Sloth (3:40 PM): Hello?
Fast Sloth (3:45 PM): I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Fast Sloth (3:50 PM): Penny.
Rose (3:51 PM): It's a new bot I helped Yang add.
Fast Sloth (3:52 PM): and nobody told me for fifteen minutes?!
Dragon (3:53 PM): Would've let you keep going, too, if ruby didn't spoil it. Anyways, yeah, it has a few features I like. It can search YouTube videos, create custom tags, even let you play games like blackjack.
Rose (3:54 PM): I have a test tomorrow. Wish me luck!
Penny (3:54 PM): Good luck, Rose!
Fast Sloth (3:55 PM): That's cool!
Dragon (3:57 PM): I'm gonna play with it a little, see how we can use it.
Ninja (3:59 PM): How do you get her to look for a YouTube video?
Rose (4:00 PM): Penny, find [insert search item here]. The more words you add, the better chance she grabs the one you want.
Ninja (4:02 PM): Penny, find the perfect pancake recipe.
Penny (4:02 PM): This is my result for "the perfect pancake recipe."
Fast Sloth (4:03 PM): Oh, Ren, I love it when you talk dirty to me.
Rose (4:04 PM): TMI
Dragon (4:04 PM): This is what NSFW is for!
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Dragon (10:32 PM): Flynt?
Snowflake (10:32 PM): No.
Dragon (10:33 PM): RAGH
Chocoholic (10:35 PM): That is a lot of chat to read through. What have I missed?
Dragon (10:36 PM): Weiss says she met "somebody" today but refuses to spill the name. Rubes knows but won't share.
Rose (10:36 PM): huehuehue
Book Lover (10:37 PM): The only two clues Weiss gave us was "Red jacket" and "Blue".
Snowflake (10:38 PM): I met a wonderful guy and am being entertained by Yang trying to guess his name. This has been a good day.
Dragon (10:40 PM): I'm convinced he doesn't exist.
Rose (10:41 PM): You could always pay up?
Dragon (10:42 PM): I am not giving you a dozen chocolate-covered strawberries just to get his name.
Fast Sloth (10:43 PM): Haha
Chocoholic (10:44 PM): Hmm. Is it Neptune?
Snowflake (10:46 PM): How?
Dragon (10:47 PM): are you fucking kidding me?
Rose (10:47 PM): whelp, so much for my plan.
Chocoholic (10:48 PM): I'm sorry (?) It's just that the clues reminded me of Miltia's Ex.
Fast Sloth (10:49 PM): O.O WOW
Snowflake (10:50 PM): I refuse to believe it. Didn't her Ex cheat on her?
Chocoholic (10:52 PM): Indeed. Give me a minute, let me text the twins and ask them for a picture.
Dragon (10:53 PM): You got their number?!
Chocoholic (10:54 PM): They turned out to be very nice girls.
Book Lover (10:55 PM): What happened that night, anyways?
Chocoholic (11:06 PM): Weiss, this is the picture Miltia's friend sent her as proof of Neptune's infidelity. The girl with the green hair is Emerald. Miltia also added, quote, "if you see him again, kick him in the balls for me."
Book Lover (11:08 PM): His hand is reaching pretty low there.
Snowflake (11:09 PM): Excuse me for a few moments.
Chocoholic (11:09 PM): I'm sorry, Weiss.
Snowflake (11:10 PM): Don't be, you haven't done anything wrong.
Dragon (11:13 PM): So while we wait for her to return, Pyrrha, what happened Saturday?
Chocoholic (11:16 PM): It was a pleasant evening. The twins, as I said earlier, were a treat to be around (until Melanie got drunk, at least) and I had fun dancing with Jaune.
Rose (11:19 PM): And then…?
Chocoholic (11:20 PM): That's it.
Dragon (11:21 PM): But what about what they wanted to "do"?
Chocoholic (11:23 PM): Ah, that. Well, I let them know in no uncertain terms that Jaune is a person, not a toy, and once that was laid down we all reached a civil agreement.
Book Lover (11:24 PM): an agreement about what?
Chocoholic (11:25 PM): :)
Fast Sloth (11:26 PM): Details girl!
Snowflake (11:29 PM): I'm back.
Penny (11:29 PM): Welcome back, Weiss!
Rose (11:30 PM): Not now penny.
Dragon (11:31 PM): So what's the story?
Snowflake (11:33 PM): I gave him one chance to admit to being involved with this Emerald girl by, very politely, asking if he was in a relationship with somebody. He admitted to having separated from this Miltia girl recently but denied that there was anybody else; so, I sent him this photo.
Fast Sloth (11:34 PM): He chose poorly.
Snowflake (11:35 PM): That would be putting it mildly. Afterwards, I delicately informed him that I had no desire to see him in person again.
Book Lover (11:36 PM): I don't think any of us here can be "delicate" when a guy tries to pull a fast one on us.
Snowflake (11:38 PM): Well, I may have insinuated that I would have Nora rip off his package and shove it down his throat.
Dragon (11:39 PM): That sounds better. At least you found out now instead of later.
Snowflake (11:41 PM): Indeed. If you all don't mind, I'm quite tired and my voice is hoarse, so I'm going to bed now.
Penny (11:41 PM): Good night, Weiss!
Dragon (11:42 PM): We might need to tweak that a little.
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Book Lover (8:30 AM): Luna, about the whole "twins feeling phantom sensations" thing, is it true?
Luna (8:32 AM): ...Why do you ask?
Book Lover (8:33 AM): Oh, just curious.