Rose (6:30 AM): So, the bad hangovers belong to Yang, Blake, and Jaune right?
Chocoholic (6:32 AM): That's some awkward phrasing, but yes, they drank the most. Why?
Rose (6:33 AM): Just checking
Rose (6:33 AM): Everyone
Rose (6:34 AM): Everyone
Chocoholic (6:34 AM): ?
Rose (6:35 AM): Everyone
Dragon (6:36 AM): FUCKING STOP IT
Rose (6:37 AM): You ruined my boots, Blake posted Sun porn in Geek, and Jaune is an unfortunate victim of my revenge! This is deserved!
Snowflake (6:38 AM): and what does pinging them accomplish?
Rose (6:39 AM): dunno about Jaune or Blake, but I changed the notification on Dragon phone to the opening theme from Star Wars
Dragon (6:40 AM): I hate you
Luna (6:41 AM): My hangover isn't the worst, but couldn't you have just pinged them and left me out?
Rose (6:42 AM): thank you for being a martyr for my cause
Luna (6:43 AM): ...
A (6:44 AM): How tf do you post porn about the Sun, anyways?
A (6:45 AM): Ooooooh, porn of Sun. Abs, you stay fit amigo
Abs (6:47 AM): BLAKE WHY?!
Dragon (6:49 AM): Found her phone in my room. Blake made it home safe, right?
Rose (6:50 AM): I made sure of it. But if you have her phone, does that mean that you posted those pics?
Dragon (6:51 AM): probably. Don't really remember
Dragon (6:52 AM): oooooo. It's not just naked selfies on this baby! Sun, you and Blake have been two very naughty children
Snowflake (6:53 AM): Would you quit being such a delinquent?
Snowflake (6:54 AM): Melanie why are you posting pictures there now
A (6:55 AM): following trends. Showing off the boy
Fast Sloth (6:56 AM): Uh, that's not just a picture. That's a full video
Rose (6:57 AM): 25 min? Wow
Luna (6:57 AM): aaaaaand my hangover is worse now
Chocoholic (6:58 AM): O.O
T (7:00 AM): Woulda been a longer vid, but alcohol makes Jaune sleepy
Fast Sloth (7:02 AM): a teacher once said "Alcohol is the great equalizer for sex. You want it more now, but you do worse at it."
A (7:03 AM): wise words. It was the only way he'd agree to filming it, tho
Dragon (7:05 AM): Now
Rose (7:05 AM): That's
Dragon (7:05 AM): A
Rose (7:06 AM): katana!
T (7:07 AM): claymore. Glad you're enjoying it lol
Luna (7:08 AM): please take it down ;-;
A (7:09 AM): whyyyyyy?
Luna (7:10 AM): Why show it off in the first place?!
Ninja (7:12 AM): ...what did I just wake up to?
Luna (7:13 AM): Chaos
Ninja (7:13 AM): So I see
Fast Sloth (7:14 AM): I'm surprised Weiss hasn't deleted them off the geek page yet
A (7:15 AM): she must be enjoying it ;)
Rose (7:16 AM): I'm tempted to ping her, see if it interrupts "something"
T (7:17 AM): Nah, leave her be. Let her have her fantasy
Dragon (7:18 AM): See why I made a nsfw channel now, Weiss?
Dragon (7:22 AM): Hello?
Luna (7:24 AM): Kill me
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Fast Sloth (5:02 PM): Do you all hear that?
Ninja (5:03 PM): hear what?
Fast Sloth (5:05 PM): The IHOP rebranding was a marketing troll, we have no classes right now, and Weiss Schneekily made NSFW a room again. That, Ren, is the sound of the world righting itself.
Luna (5:06 PM): Lol
Dragon (5:07 PM): Oh, sure, you'll laugh at her puns but not mine
Book Lover (5:09 PM): because your puns stink.
Dragon (5:10 PM): Well, I think they're purrfect!
Ninja (5:12 PM): Add one to the count.
Fast Sloth (5:13 PM): 43
T (5:15 PM): What count is that?
Ninja (5:16 PM): the amount of known times she's used that same pun.
Dragon (5:18 PM): what? I haven't used it that much
Snowflake (5:19 PM): we have them sorted by time and date. It's 44, Nora, she did it again around 10 on Club night
Dragon (5:21 PM): but
Dragon (5:21 PM): That's not
Dragon (5:21 PM): that can't be right
Luna (5:23 PM): Yang, we all love you. Dearly. But you re-use so much material it's ridiculous.
Dragon (5:24 PM): No!
Ninja (5:25 PM): Yang, you have a pun addiction.
Dragon (5:26 PM): No no no don't do this to me!
Dragon (5:28 PM): (On the next episode of Discord interventions, can Nora Valkyrie finally overcome her unhealthy love of pancakes?)
Fast Sloth (5:30 PM): I dare you to try me.
Luna (5:31 PM): Let's not get hasty here
Ninja (5:32 PM): Down that rabbit hole lies naught but death.
Dragon (5:34 PM): Glad we had this talk. Rose whose shoes are these by your door?
Ruby (5:36 PM): Pyrrha's. We're out for a run right now, so she dropped her second set and some other stuff off.
Dragon (5:37 PM): I'm going to assume you needed a breather before she did
Rose (5:38 PM): You assume right. Lungs hurt lol
Chocoholic (5:39 PM): she's doing her best :) She seems to be a sprinter by nature
Luna (5:41 PM): gotta build that stamina, huh?
Chocoholic (5:42 PM): indeed.
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Fast Sloth (8:34 AM): btw, I'm curious about something. Jaune, what's your ping sound for discord?
Luna (8:35 AM): A voice that yells "Mail, muthafucka!"
Dragon (8:36 AM): Ooh, gimme!