Chocoholic (3:41 PM): Here we have a picture of a Rose out of her natural habitat. Instead of being in a motor shop or garage, we can clearly see her sprawled out on the grass after running a half-marathon. You can almost see the birdies spinning around her head as she lay in a daze
Dragon (3:42 PM): And here we have a picture of a Rose before said half-marathon. Note how excited she is! "I can do this! I'll be fiiiine," witnesses noted her saying
Rose (3:43 PM): Existence is pain
Fast Sloth (3:44 PM): this is what happens when you date an exercise fiend. Grats on finishing it though
Chocoholic (3:45 PM): She kept wanting to sprint the opening section, to get as far as she could as possible before the fatigue set in. I lost count of how many times I had to tell her that that's not how the body works
Dragon (3:46 PM): I didn't run it, but I did see her before and after. I'm impressed that you've managed to get her exercising regularly, Pyrrha
Chocoholic (3:47 PM): It's all about motivation. And anyways, it's not like she was ever really out of shape.
Chocoholic (3:47 PM): in fact, I don't think I've ever seen her working out before we started dating, but she's always been slim-ish… how?
Fast Sloth (3:48 PM): iirc the only person who's stayed slimmer is Weiss. Doesn't Ruby eat, like, a tub of cookies a day or something?
Dragon (3:49 PM): that's a touchy subject
Fast Sloth (3:50 PM): (waits for explanation)
Rose (3:51 PM): it's touchy for her, not me. I think I've always just had a great metabolism or something. Forever skinny, baby!
A (3:52 PM): weight problems, Yang?
Dragon (3:53 PM): No, of course not
Fast Sloth (3:54 PM): denial
Rose (3:54 PM): Denial
T (3:54 PM): Bullshit
A (3:54 PM): suuure
Chocoholic (3:55 PM): I'm sure it's just a matter of portion control, Yang. After all, you dance and hit the gym regularly.
Snowflake (3:56 PM): Perhaps Ren should step up the intensity of the dance practices you two do.
Dragon (3:57 PM): .mute Snowflake 24 hr
Penny (3:57 PM): My apologies, but you don't have permission to do that.
Snowflake (3:58 PM): You can't hide from the truth. Ninja, you have been summoned as a fitness instructor!
Dragon (3:58 PM): stop please
Ninja (3:59 PM): Yang, if you feel uneasy regarding your percentage of body fat, don't.
Ninja (4:00 PM): It's a perfectly normal problem. No worries, I can help you reach your ideal size by adding some runs and sit ups to our dance practices
Fast Sloth (4:01 PM): Cackles evilly
Dragon (4:01 PM): GDI WHY?!
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Fast Sloth (9:32 AM): Sun, at the risk of sounding racist, I've been meaning to ask you: how useful is your tail?
Abs (9:35 AM): define useful
Fast Sloth (9:36 AM): Can you use it for everyday activities? Open doors, hit light switches, carry boxes…
Abs (9:37 AM): in order, Yes, yes, and only if it's light and has holes i can put my tail through
Fast Sloth (9:38 AM): awesome
Book Lover (9:39 AM): he once poured my family some tea by picking up the kettle with it. Mom loved it, dad wasn't so amused
Abs (9:40 AM): Your dad just doesn't like me
Book Lover (9:41 AM): That's not
Book Lover (9:41 AM): well
Book Lover (9:42 AM): all of it i think. Some faunus with furry tails came over once and got stuff in everything we ate. He's been concerned about hygiene since.
Abs (9:43 AM): Blake, you and your mom have cat ears. That have fur
Book Lover (9:44 AM): yes, but we don't shed.
Abs (9:45 AM): Then what was that in the shower drain I had to clean out?
Fast Sloth (9:46 AM): Caught
Book Lover (9:47 AM): Sun, I promise he doesn't hate you.
Abs (9:48 AM): then when he pulled you aside after dinner yesterday and kept glancing at me, what was he saying?
Book Lover (9:50 AM): A did you guys really bring Weiss into the Jaune/you/mil thing?
A (9:51 AM): We haven't done a massive orgy or anything, but kind of. Weiss, Jaune, and sis went on a group date a couple days ago while I was busy finishing a piece. Had a good time, I hear.
Fast Sloth (9:52 AM): smooth, Blake.
Fast Sloth (9:52 AM): but you weren't as nervous this time, were you Luna?
Luna (9:53 AM): Haha not at all. Turns out I can plan pretty nice times when I'm not shaking in my hoodie
A (9:54 AM): It's not your hoodie anymore
Luna (9:55 AM): pls give it back
A (9:56 AM): Nope!
A (9:57 AM): read the chat up above. Sun, curious, do you have to conditioner your tail?
Abs (9:58 AM): I wash it but that's it
Abs (9:59 AM): should I Book Lover?
A (10:00 AM): Yeah, Book Lover, do you think he should?
Fast Sloth (10:01 AM): Answer the question Book Lover
Book Lover (10:02 AM): please stop that. And maybe, it might make it feel soft
Abs (10:03 AM): sure thing. Then I'll go into your dad's study and wave it around a little.
Fast Sloth (10:04 AM): Ooh, her mom might want to pet it
Abs (10:05 AM): nvm, I'll keep my tail to myself
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Luna (4:43 AM): so are you gonna do the upcoming triathlon, Ruby?
Rose (4:44 AM): No
Chocoholic (4:46 AM): Even if I ask nicely?
Rose (4:47 AM): You know I can't say no to you…
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