A (10:15 AM): Yo, anybody seen my sis? I think her phones dead cause she hasn't answered me.
Book Lover (10:17 AM): She's with me, and yes, her phone went out. Need me to pass on a message?
A (10:18 AM): Just tell her that Jaune got everything she wanted from the grocery store and will be making dinner later.
Book Lover (10:19 AM): She says "Woohoo, homemade nachos- wait, don't just copy me!"
Rose (10:20 AM): lol
Chocoholic (10:21 AM): I didn't know you were close with her.
Book Lover (10:23 AM): Kinda not, but she wanted me to show her a few bookstores around town while Weiss and Melanie were out doing their own thing.
Book Lover (10:25 AM): Luna Miltia wants to add fries to the menu, apparently.
Luna (10:27 AM): Consider it done
Dragon (10:28 AM): whip crack
Rose (10:29 AM): I miss fries…
Luna (10:30 AM): Why not just grab some?
Rose (10:31 AM): trying to stay on the same diet as my bby
Chocoholic (10:33 AM): I told you that you don't have to.
Rose (10:34 AM): It's the only way I'm gonna stay in good enough condition for the marathon coming up
A (10:36 AM): You're actually gonna do that? Brave girl
Rose (10:37 AM): I just like spending time with Pyrrha :)
Luna (10:38 AM): D'aww
Chocoholic (10:39 AM): -hug Rose
Penny (10:39 AM): Rose, Chocoholic is sending you a big hug!
Rose (10:40 AM): thanks honey! At least the weather's better these days.
Abs (10:42 AM): Ah, yes. Good ol' Fall. Where the air is crisp, the leaves red, and I'm reminded of a story from high school. You guys wanna hear it?
Luna (10:43 AM): Sure lol
Abs (10:45 AM): alright, so back in Haven we had this teacher named Cinder Fall. Mid-20s, black hair, Amber eyes.
Dragon (10:46 AM): scale of 1-10?
Abs (10:47 AM): Easy ten. The problem? She knew that
Chocoholic (10:48 AM): oh dear
Abs (10:49 AM): yep. She was 100% ego, freaking loved to show off her body. Even wore this high-skirt red dress that hugged her figure
Chocoholic (10:49 AM): Oh dear
Book Lover (10:50 AM): not sure my boyfriend should be telling a story like this
Abs (10:52 AM): You'll like how it ends, promise. So, she talks all the time like an amateur sex operator. Didn't matter what the topic was, it came out like some deranged purr. Honestly most of us thought it was hilarious rather than sexy
Abs (10:53 AM): Now I don't know what her sex life was like, but apparently my senior year she started going through a dry spell because she decided that she wanted to get it on with a student.
Snowflake (10:54 AM): How vulgar.
Dragon (10:54 AM): that's actually messed up
Abs (10:56 AM): You won't hear me arguing with you. So she pulls my friend Scarlet aside after class, has him stay behind for a "discussion"
Abs (10:57 AM): Too bad for her, her gaydar is as broken as Yang's.
Rose (10:58 AM): You're on the wrong team, creepy teacher
Abs (10:59 AM): Yep. She tries to get him in the mood, only figuring out the truth after like five minutes according to Scarlet. Then she got offended. Like, how fucking dare he not be straight or bi for someone as hot as her?
Book Lover (11:00 AM): You're right, I do like this story now.
Abs (11:01 AM): told you. So she realizes that since he isn't into her, he has no reason to keep quiet about what she just tried to do. They get into an argument as she tries to bribe him with grades to shut up
Abs (11:02 AM): May my friend's name be immortalized in the halls of the school, because he shut her down with this line: "Ma'am, im queer, so excuse me while I lay it straight: You're a teacher, you just asked me to sleep with you, and I've been recording this conversation."
Dragon (11:03 AM): damn! Three cheers for the sassy gay friend
A (11:03 AM): On today's episode of "Fucking Caught…"
Rose (11:04 AM): Was he actually recording?!
Abs (11:05 AM): Yep. He started right when he realized what she was going for. iirc she should be getting out of prison this year.
A (11:06 AM): This sounds like the kinda guy we should hang out with
Dragon (11:07 AM): Agreed
Abs (11:08 AM): I wish I knew what he was up to these days, but I do remember he wasn't one for chat rooms like Discord. Sorry.
Dragon (11:09 AM): oh well. Do you have a copy of the recording anywhere? I really wanna hear that line
Abs (11:10 AM): it might be buried somewhere on my laptop, but I'll try to find it later and share it here
Dragon (11:11 AM): awesome
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A (11:25 AM): Wait, Miltia's hitting up bookstores? For what?
Book Lover (11:27 AM): books
A (11:28 AM): -_-