Rule by Cedric

10347. Fubuki is not dating anybody, maybe
10347a. also we need to repair Yuudachi's brain

"Hey Fubuki, you were out with a guy last V-day?" Ask Yuudachi once the conversation in table died out at the breakfast making every ship girl in the hall stop what they were doing and look at them.

"Hu-um"

"So… what are you two?"

"Uhm…?"

"Fubuki?"

"Uh… eh… sorry what?"

"what are you?"

"well that's a hard question, some say ship-girls are Kami, others have suggested they are actually tsukumogami youkai or even a hybrid between the two things however I don't really think either of these are the case after all if we were kami we would need faith to work or at least be influenced for what people think about us while most tales about tsukumogami include the fact that they take a hundred years to became sentient so maybe only the Kongou sisters would be running around, my personal theory is that ship-girls are ghost conformed by parts of the souls of our old crews that don't moved away after their dead, now I am a hybrid so it probably means I am half-ghost but how much of a living being I am is still ambiguous, if the cells on my body have half of the DNA of my father mixed with whatever my mom have, but there is also the probability that actual gametes aren't really necessary (Yoshino exists after all, and my sanity would be FAR BETTER if Enterprise and Yamato aren't futanari) and the offspring of a ship-girl comes from something of a mixing the souls of the lovers, then I would be what, full ghost, or full ship-girl but with half a soul far younger than the other half and… are you ok Yuudachi?"

Poooiiii~~ said the blonde, her eyes going in spirals.

"Fubuki, you broke her" complained Mutsuki from the other side of the table "AND YOU DON'T EVEN ANSWER THE REAL QUESTION!"

"she asked what I think ship-girls where?"

"no she asked what you and they guy you dated in s. valentines where now, what is your status"

"date in valentines? I just go to play some card games; oh you mean lieutenant Yamashita!"

"we are not dating; we just happen to enjoy children card games?"

"that day?"

"it was my only free day that month"

"and why you didn't play with the other girls then?"

"because the few of you that know how to play the game can't stop from actually summoning the monsters, or turning it in a shadow duel or ripping souls apart or well, I even had to write a rule about it years ago!"

"so you are not in a relationship"

"no"

"even when he shares the name of your last captain?"

"no"

"then everything is right in the world"

"what a weird conversation"

Later that day

"Hey Shizuo?"

"Are we dating?"

"… eh… no… or yes… sorta? Are we dating?"